Chapter 704 This is revenge
Chapter 704 This is revenge
Well, the class hasn't been completed yet. Seven or eight people fainted first.
Meng Fei is holding a pair of underwear in his hand, and he is still wearing one on his body. It turns out that Meng Fei likes to wear... two pairs of underwear.
Did you say that those girls fainted? They didn't see anything. They were in shock first.
The female teacher was so scared that she quickly dialed 120, informed the ambulance to come, and sent them to the hospital.
Although the remaining girls were not in shock, they were pale, short of breath, and their hands were trembling.
Daily, isn't it just a handsome man who doesn't wear clothes? Do you get excited?
After several girls were sent to the hospital, the class continued.
The teacher took a teaching whip and pointed on Meng Fei's body. The teacher spoke very carefully. There were more than a hundred students under the podium, staring at each staring.
The teacher raised the whip and pointed: "This place is called Rufang. Wrong, this part of the girl is Rufang, this part of the boy is called the chest, the two round circles are called Rudizzy, and the round grapes above are called Ru * Head.
This place for boys is an ornament. Because they take off their clothes, they are naked and very ugly, so God gave the boys a pair of less conspicuous heads.
This place for girls is different. For example, the role of the room is much greater than that of boys. It is not only a reproductive device, but also breastfeeding and reproduction.
"Oh--" The whole class opened their eyes, couldn't take their eyes off, and sighed with bursts of boos.
This lesson is very vivid.
But Meng Fei didn't agree with this teacher's lecture. He quickly raised his hand to express his different opinions and said, "Teacher, you're wrong. Rufang is not just a breastfeeding offspring, is it? Sometimes adults also eat human milk? How to explain this?
The teacher's fat face turned red, raised the teaching whip, bang! He slapped Meng Fei's chest and said angrily, "Human specimens are not allowed to speak. Shut your mouth!" Meng Fei didn't say anything.
Then he continued to go down, and the teacher pointed to Meng Fei's lower body with a teaching whip: "This place is called the yin * part. The boys are more convex, the girls are more concave, and the long things inside are physiologically called the neck, and there is a round bag under the neck. We call it a hidden bag. There are a lot of babies hiding in it.
At this time, a student below raised his hand. Meng Fei saw that it was Li Qiang. Li Qiang said, "Teacher, what is the process of a person's birth? I want to hear this."
The teacher said, "This is simpler. Theoretically, take the raised place of the boy and put it in the concave place of the girl. When two people move and move, when everyone is comfortable, the neck will spit out a mouthful of water.
There are a large number of babies hidden in this saliva. One of the babies will first enter the girl's place and settle down. After a long time, the baby will be conceived. That's how we all come.
Suddenly, three girls under the podium couldn't support it. They sprayed blood crazily. Two boys also began to have nosebleeds, and there was a riot in the classroom.
The teacher was shocked. He only ran out of the classroom and dialed 120 again.
After a physiology class, almost half of the students went to the hospital.
When I returned to the classroom again, there were only five minutes left before the class was over.
Meng Fei didn't have the whole result. The teacher reserved a little privacy for him, but Meng Fei was so angry that it was clearly Zheng Meimei who was tricking him.
What should I do? You have the first year of junior high school, I have the fifteenth, and you have something to say. If you light me, I will light you in public.
Meng Fei raised his hand and said, "Teacher, the explanation of male organs is over. We really want to learn about female organs. I suggest finding a girl to come up and demonstrate on the spot, so that everyone can learn more thoroughly."
"Ah?" The teacher was shocked and held the glasses and said, "Isn't this good?"
Meng Fei said, "What's wrong? This is unfair. I think Zheng Meimei has a good figure and is very suitable for female specimens.
As soon as the boys below heard this, they all began to applaud and shouted together, "Yes, men and women are equal. Welcome Zheng Meimei to the stage."
The teacher looked at Zheng Meimei, and Zheng Meimei's face turned red.
My heart said that Meng Fei, you are a dead head. Do you want to challenge me? Let's see how I treat you.
Zheng Meimei shook her head: "I'm not that stupid. I won't go."
Meng Fei said, "If you don't come up, I will despise you on behalf of the whole class."
The whole class shouted together again: "Despise her, despise her, despise her..."
Zheng Meimei couldn't wait to shrink her head under the desk. In the end, she couldn't stand it anymore, so she had to straighten her chest and said, "Okay, it's cheaper for you perverts. I'll fight with you."
Zheng Meimei went to the podium in anger, her breathing was short, and her chest was bulging.
Meng Fei smiled gloomyly: "Take it off, the whole class can't wait."
Zheng Meimei stared at him and slowly stretched her hand to the button on her neck.
Her movements are very slow and light.
Zheng Meimei is very smart. She is waiting for the bell to ring after class.
The boys in the class were all staring, and several of them were dragged out.
Just as Zheng Meimei untied the third button below her chest, suddenly, the bell after class rang.
She swore and smiled and waved her hand to Meng Fei: "I'm sorry, handsome boy. It's not that I don't dedicate myself to art. Class is over. If you want to see it, please come back next time. Bai Baibai, Goodbysa has Nara."
Zheng Meimei returned to her seat gracefully.
Meng Fei gritted his teeth angrily and felt regretful in his heart.
I often beat geese, but I didn't expect to be blinded by geese today. I'm unlucky. Let's wait and see.
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After school in the afternoon, Meng Fei ignored Zheng Meimei and went home with his schoolbag on his back.
Zheng Meimei didn't pay attention to Meng Fei, and even gave him a blank look.
It was fine the day before yesterday, hissing and biting, and today he became an enemy.
Meng Fei was on his way home and was very unconvinced. Why did Zheng Meimei make me ugly in front of the whole class in front of the students? Is this the legendary revenge?
Women are really narrow-minded. I curse you. I eat instant noodles all my life without seasoning bags. I go out to sit on nails and pierve my buttocks. In the middle of the night, I came to my period and made a boyfriend, Yang Wei.
Walking on the road, I saw three people in front of me, Li Qiang, Jiang Wen and Sun Yong. These three people are obviously waiting for him.
The three birds are bragging, comparing with each other whose wife is the thinnest.
Li Qiang said, "My wife Jiajia is the thinnest, and her scarf can be worn as clothes."
Jiang Wen was not convinced and said, "My wife Xiaojuan is the thinnest. She can accidentally fall into the sewer when taking a shower."
Sun Yong was most calm and said, "My wife Tian Erniu swallowed an almond. Everyone thought she was pregnant!"
Li Qiang said, "My relationship with my wife is like a high-speed rail and the Ministry of Railways."
Jiang Wen asked, "She made you, and you made her?"
Li Qiang said, "No, if I cheat, she will dare to bury me."