Chapter 800 I let you install
Chapter 800 I'll let you install
Well, I actually told the zombie about the conditions.
The zombie was shouted by Meng Fei for a while. Sure enough, he stopped and his arm moved forward.
Meng Fei took out a pile of money from his boots, about 200 yuan, and said to the zombie, "Take it, take it. It is said that money can make the ghost grind. Here is Grandpa Mao. Take it to spend it and drink it."
The zombie seemed to be angry and tore the money in front of him to pieces with a stab.
Meng Fei gave a thumbs up and said, "Damn it! You are a good boy. If you are ambitious, money can't be moved, and beauty can't be **. Awesome, I always admire you. So what on earth do you want?
The zombies were still motionless, and Meng Fei was helpless.
Is this zombie sick? I don't want mother rice dumplings, and I don't want banknotes. So what does he want? You don't want me to stay with him here, do you? I won't do it. There are no beautiful women here, no wine, no day in my life, and I will be bored to death.
Meng Fei said, "I know we are predestined. You look like me and I look like you. Maybe we were alone 300 years ago. One is born by a father and the other is raised by a mother.
Since ancient times, in the past life, you are my previous life, and I am your afterlife. I can't bear to kill you. I think you can't bear to destroy me, right? Then let's have a good talk. Why don't you lie in the coffin and sleep as usual? I will continue to live my little life outside. The well water will not violate the river. What do you think, brother?
The zombie ignored him.
Meng Fei continued, "Don't make a sound? If you don't say anything, you agree. That's good. Take a rest and don't bother. Good night, Goodby," he said, raising his feet and leaving.
As soon as he stepped forward, the zombie suddenly took action and actually blocked his way.
Meng Fei said, "It seems that you still can't bear to part with me. We are predestined. We are predestined to meet thousands of miles away. We don't meet each other. When we meet for the first time, there is nothing to send. I have a melon here. Let's give it to you. With that, he took out a dark iron pineapple from his arms and handed it to the zombie.
The zombie was stupid and didn't know what it was, but Meng Fei knew that this was the melon grenade he had just pulled down from a team member, which is what people often call a bomb.
This kind of grenade is so powerful that a grenade can almost blow up the whole tomb. If you don't believe it, you can't blow up this zongzi.
The zongzi grabbed it stupidly and stared at it. I don't know what it is.
Meng Fei saw that it was almost time. He turned around and jumped into the hole under the coffin. As soon as I jumped down, my hands held the wall tightly.
You can't jump. In case the grenade on it explodes, the shock wave will definitely tear it to pieces.
I heard a bang, and the earth-shaking earthquake was deafening. A strong electric light flashed, and the whole tomb was illuminated in an instant. The melon grenade finally exploded, and the zongzi snorted without a snorting.
Everything went so well that Zongzi was fooled by Meng Fei.
The stone room was filled with gunpowder smoke, the coffin was blown away, the lid of the coffin blocking the door was also blown up, and the whole mountain shook. It was as if there was a violent earthquake.
Meng Fei climbed out of the hole *'s eyes, patted the soil on his body, and smiled, "Very good. It turns out that fighting with Zongzi also needs modern weapons? If I had known this, it wouldn't have been so hard, so I almost jumped up and down, "
Looking at the fragments on the ground Meng Fei couldn't bear to bear it.
Originally, such a intact zombie may have great scientific research value. It's a pity that he was bombarded by his own grenades. If you die, you will die. Anyway, I don't know him well.
After settling down, he opened the lid of the coffin at the door and went out. He found that Mengmeng and Xiao Yezi had cried outside: "Meng Fei, you died so miserably. You didn't even die. What a pity."
Meng Fei couldn't help laughing in his heart. It turned out that they thought I was dead and died with zombies. It's better to make a plan and scare them.
Thinking of this, Meng Fei stretched out his hands, spit out his tongue, and pretended to be a zombie, trying to scare them.
Mengmeng and Xiao Yezi looked up and saw Meng Fei's dust all over his body. His tongue was more than four inches long. His white eyes turned up and his expression was dull. The two girls screamed strangely and ran away. The stone well when I went straight to it.
Meng Fei continued to jump behind and chase all the way.
When he came to the exit, he happened to walk head-on with Jiang Wen and the big man. Xiao Yezi and Mengmeng almost stagled Jiang Wen and others.
Jiang Wen asked, 'What's wrong? What's going on with the explosion there just now?
Xiao Yezi and Mengmeng were so scared that their legs were weak and stammered, "Meng Fei, Meng Fei has become a zombie."
"Ah?" Jiang Wen was stunned. How could he become a zombie? By the way, did you touch the things on the zombies?
Mengmeng said, "Yes, yes, it's all Ye Zi's fault. He took the knife on the zombie's body, and the body turned into a zombie."
"Oh, you two girl films." Jiang Wen was so anxious that he beat his chest and said less. The dagger on the body could not be moved at all. It was used to prevent it from becoming a zombie. To say less, it was really brainless.
At this time, Meng Fei's body jumped over. Seeing Jiang Wen and the big man, Meng Fei deliberately howled: "I died so miserably, beauty, come down and accompany me."
Several team members looked at it and quickly retreated, with their faces as pale as earth. Several people reached out quickly and rushed to the rope layer by layer, crawling and shouting, "No, Meng Fei has become a zombie-"
Xiao Yezi and Meng Meng were so scared that they hugged and trembled together. Yuan Ziqi was also stunned: "Meng Fei, wake up, wake up, I'm Qiqi, your wife."
Meng Fei still did not respond. His eyes were dull, and his hands were forward.
Yuan Ziqi was still smart. She looked up and down and saw the flaw. Meng Fei was purely pretending, because his eyes kept sweeping on Xiao Yezi's chest. Xiao Yezi just fought with the zombie, and the skirt of his chest was torn, revealing most of his breasts.
Meng Fei looked at the little leaf's tits drooling, and his eyes were straight.
Without saying a word, Yuan Ziqi waved her fist and hit him. She shouted, "I'll let you pretend!"
Meng Fei was unprepared and was immediately beaten with a blue eye.
He raised his hand and covered his eyes: "Qiqi, what did you hit me?"
Yuan Ziqi said, "If you pretend to be a ghost, you should fight. Don't you know that girls are timid? Why do you pretend to be a zombie to scare us?"
Meng Fei said with a smile, "It's a joke. Why are you serious? If this original part is broken, will you compensate for it?"
Jiang Wen and the big man all sighed. They wanted to give Meng Fei a shuttle, but they didn't expect the boy to pretend. Fortunately, he didn't shoot. Did this kid overdo it? Niang Xipi's fairy board.