Chapter 1 Happy Magpie Bridge

Haolin sat in front of the dilapidated HP computer near the production line window in the warehouse, and the closed collar warehouse heard the tapping sound of the production line operator from time to time. Try to take a shortcut to get what you want.

The pounding sound of 'bang bang' sounded quickly and spread into Haolin's ears.

The haggard face of the ancient well, staring at the pink magpie bridge interface. He frowned and was very tired of the continuous tapping in his ear.

The sound of tapping was getting louder and louder, and he drank it roguely:

"What are you knocking? What do you need to contact your logistics!"

After saying that, there was no sound of knocking on the window. Haolin continued to repeat the 'critical' work he was working on.

Looking for your partner on the Happy Magpie Bridge is a major event in the second half of your life.

Maybe at the end of the window, the knocker is still scolding him.

Warehouse management is a relatively ** role. When I'm busy, I don't have time to rest all day. In my spare time, I may have nothing to do all day.

The time period in which Haolin is now is obviously the latter. For work, the first thing to do is to do accounting. When the accounts are finished, he can use the rest of the time to open the Foxconn Happy Magpie Bridge to find his life partner.

He stared motionless at the photos of the beautiful girls on the screen, clicked on them one by one, typed out the words that had been brewed earlier, then copied them, and sent them by email one by one.

Although not many people pay attention to him or simply refuse to add him as a friend, this does not mean that emails sent in this way will be completely lost and will not get a response from anyone.

In fact, there are also one or two idle and boring people who like to wander around on the Happy Magpie Bridge. Women are looking for handsome men, and men are looking for beautiful women. A very realistic question.

"This woman looks very beautiful. I just don't know if the picture is her or not. Xiao Zhu handed over half of his head against Haolin's shoulder, staring at the picture of the beautiful girl who obviously downloaded the picture as the cover from the Internet, and patted Haolin's shoulder excitedly:

"Quick, click to have a look. Come on, this girl is so beautiful!" Xiao Zhu's palm has slowly patted Haolin's head. It's like beating a drum, making Haolin's hair messy.

Get out of here! Stay away!" Haolin was very angry and slapped Xiao Zhu's chest, straightened his messy hairstyle, and drank:

"Go and prepare the materials quickly. Don't disturb my brother to find a partner here!"

Xiao Zhu was slapped by Haolin and rolled his eyes. He grinned and showed his teeth as white as tiles and scolded:

"Get out of here and find out the list. Let's see if there are many matches tonight!" Xiao Zhu put his face in front of Haolin again, squeezed a chair with Haolin, took off the mouse in Haolin's hand, and began to mess on the magpie bridge.

Xiao Zhu, who grabbed the mouse, excitedly moved the cursor to the beautiful girl's avatar, clicked it gently, and then all the information about the girl popped up.

"Haolin, today I will let you understand that this girl is definitely not a picture downloaded from the Internet!" Xiao Zhu clicked on the girl's photo album. What was surprising was that there was no photo of the girl on the first page.

Haolin's eyes narrowed slightly, shook his head slightly for a while, stared at Xiao Zhu, and said with contempt:

"Pig, what else can you do in a day besides bragging? I assure you that you have only done this kind of thing once. It may not be true at any time."

"This woman is definitely herself. Do you want us to bet!" Xiao Zhu roared a little depressed.

When Haolin heard Xiao Zhu's words, he grinned an arc at the corners of his mouth and said with great fun:

"It's the same as usual. How about treating you to grilled fish if you lose!"

"Damn it, I'll bet, grilled fish, I'm tired of it. Let's eat roast chicken!" After saying that, Xiao Zhu clicked the mouse on the cursor on the next page and clicked it gently. The second page still showed some landscape pictures. There were photos about me, but none of them were found.

Haolin won again this time.

Xiao Zhu also tried to continue to click on the next page, but there were so many photos. Even if the whole system was paralyzed, it was impossible to find another photo of the beautiful online girl herself.

This time, Haolin patted Xiao Zhu on the shoulder. Xiao Zhu complained dejectedly.

"All TM liars, crooked melons and cracks are reluctant to use their own photos and use network pictures as a backing. Born in the era of Mao · Zhu · Xi, such a swindler should have been shot long ago."

Hao Lin patted his head proudly and comforted him in a fake way:

"Good comrade, good awareness. Women like this must be soaked in pig cages when they were born in the era of Mao Zhu Xi. Catering to Xiao Zhu's words, Haolin turned the words around again and said with a smile:

"But no matter how much you soak the pig cage and shoot, you have to treat me to this dinner tonight! After that, even if you are hacked to death, it has nothing to do with my brother!" Haolin left the chair proudly. What Xiao Zhu didn't expect was that he roared in the warehouse:

"Hey, don't eat tonight's supper. Xiao Zhu invited us to eat grilled fish. Don't waste such a rare opportunity!"

As soon as Haolin's voice was finished, nearly ten people in the warehouse immediately responded:

"Don't go to the canteen today. Xiao Zhu invited us out to eat. It's a rare opportunity! Haha!"

"That's right, that's right, I'll hang out with Xiao Zhu tonight!"

"Xiao Zhu, when have you been so generous? Let's have dinner together?" Xiao Lei heard the shouts in the whole warehouse and came out of that corner. Staring at Xiao Zhu, his eyes are shining. I can't wait to peel off a layer of skin from Xiao Zhu.

Haolin covered his mouth and smiled secretly.

"You have no conscience!" Xiao Zhu looked at Haolin, who had already hidden aside, and roared as a scoundrel:

"Don't listen to that guy's nonsense. Now I don't have any money. I've already done it. Next time I have money, I'll treat you!" As soon as Xiao Zhu finished his words, the whole warehouse sighed again. Xiao Zhu stood in front of the computer with embarrassment, and his eyes stared at Haolin were full of murderousness. If the eyes can kill people, Haolin has been killed by Xiao Zhu several times at this moment.

The people in the warehouse turned their attention from Xiao Zhu to their previous work. The farce is staged every day, but it is performed in a different way every time.

They are all migrant workers, and no one pays attention to what anyone says. Occasionally, jokes and entertainment are common in life and even work.

If anyone is serious, it only shows that there is something wrong with this guy's brain. Or it hasn't been long since I was born in society. Or it's the kind of unreliable tall man with the demeanor of a superior.

But how can a small warehouse accommodate a big Buddha like the latter?

After waiting for the people around him to divert their attention, Xiao Lei took Xiao Zhu's mouse while Xiao Zhu didn't care. He used all his strength and pulled out the chair from under Xiao Zhu's buttocks.

A person weighing more than 100 pounds suddenly lost his center of gravity and sat on the ground. Xiaolei quickly pressed the chair under his buttocks. After sitting down, he said strangely:

"Pig, did you do something bad last night? Can't even sit on a stool? Do you want me to take you to the hospital for a check-up?" A series of laughter sounded from Xiao Zhu's mouth.

Xiao Zhu got up from the ground, patted his buttocks in the surprise and laughter of the people around him, and pretended to be angry symbolically and said:

"Xiao Lei, how old are you? They also play with such children's games. I'm convinced of you." After Xiao Zhu finished speaking, he immediately ran to prepare materials with Haolin.

Haolin looked at this scene and turned his whole body upside down with a smile. Xiao Zhu was fooled by Xiao Lei, which reminded him of the scene where Xiao Zhu took off his trousers and exposed the red bottoms in public a few weeks ago.

"Xiao Zhu, this year?"

Haolin flirted and asked.

Xiao Zhu stared at Haolin with fire-breathing eyes and scolded:

"You bitch, you and Xiaolei are the same. You are all a bunch of hooligans!"

Every time he was asked by Haolin: Xiao Zhu, the year of his birth? It will drive Xiao Zhu crazy.

That time on the road really embarrassed Xiao Zhu.

Haolin looked at Xiao Zhu and thought that this guy might not really get angry. However, if you really want to continue to flirt, that guy will definitely get angry.

Being messed up like this by Xiaolei at night, and his toss, it is rare for Xiao Zhu to speak in a joking tone.

So, Haolin's tone turned around and said solemnly:

"Is there a lot of arrangement tonight?"

"Multiple farts, just a few materials, very well prepared." Xiao Zhu cursed, looked at Haolin's face in his eyes, resisted the impulse to step on it, and said:

"You can't joke with me about what happened last time in the future. Otherwise, I'm really angry." He squeaked his lips and was a little annoyed:

"I'm in my twenties. How can I be like a child every day!"

Hao Lin was indifferent and joked:

"Do you have to be like you? You can tell at a glance that he is a mature man born in the 1970s!"

As soon as he said this, it made Xiao Zhu even more crazy!

What do you call me, post-70s generation! I've been good for 92 years! Except for a little acne on the face, there are no characteristics that look old! At most, it looks like 90!

"Haolin, you are born to look like a little white face. The white and tender skin is like a woman. Xiao Zhu can't say anything about Haolin, and he uses this sentence to refute Haolin every time.

Haolin sighed indifferently:

"Xiao Zhu, you are really enlightened, Xiao Bai, what a lofty ideal! I can be a novice, which is also the foundation for a novice. How about it? If you can eat soft rice, you can eat soft rice. I don't care. I'm also happy to fight for less than 30 years!"

"If you are like that, no one wants to be a newbie!" Xiao Zhu is about to be defeated by Haolin's King Kong every time. I can only refute with the same words every time.

"What, there is nothing wrong with my ears? Just now I said that I have the potential to be a newbie, but now I have changed a pattern. I'm convinced of you!" Haolin put aside the scale in his hand and raised his middle finger to Xiao Zhu.