Chapter 14 Human and Dog Kiss
It turned out that the old beggar was really smart when he saw the wooden sign hitting the dog. When he poked the big wolf dog's mouth, he bit the owner to death. However, the evil dog was afraid of the person holding the wooden sign, so he was so scared that he turned around and ran away!
The old beggar walked through the streets and alleys to beg for food. Some rich guys often let the evil dogs come out and bite people. A group of fellow beggars always bite freshly. He wants to use this wooden sign to punish those evil dogs to see if the spirit doesn't work. If it works, after that, he will beg for food from door to door, so he won't have to be afraid anymore. !
The old beggar looked at the young beggar again. He was full and slept soundly. There were still five steamed buns left, which were for breakfast. The lunch was not ready yet!
There are more than fifty old beggars. An old man had less sleep. He slept and got up to look at the sky. The sky radiated white fish belly. He estimated that it was ugly, so he took this wooden sign and went out to beg for food.
There are also ways to beg for food. Isn't there three hundred and sixty lines, and there are the top students in every profession? There are also beggars. They are not humane. They have been begging for three years without changing to a county official. It can be seen that this industry is also a popular industry!
But! After begging for food for decades, he was still so poor. The person who said this big thing was bragging about the sky with his upper lip and the ground with his lower lip. He was bragging about it! Maybe it's an idiot! He is not just an idiot, but also a psychopath with high IQ. If there is nothing wrong with his nerves, he is also a pig-style bastard.
Hmm! There are some ways to beg for food. If you are not afraid of being bitten by a vicious dog, you have to be cheeky, and you have to work hard work to beg. A thin-skinned person can only starve to death. There is a saying: 'The face is old, your stomach is full!' This is the classic language of the finishing touch. When it comes to the point, this is the reason.
I have to say this again. In the 21st century, some beggars can't buy train tickets when they go home for the Spring Festival, and there are some rich beggars who fly home!
The person who said this big word 500 years ago must be a forward-looking prophet who was completely predicted. It can be seen that this person is not a confused idiot, but a shrewd person with excellent IQ.
The old beggar went all the way to the door. When it was dawn, he walked to the door of a rich family.
There was a young man in his early twenties and less than thirty years old. He opened the door of the big house, led a tall Tibetan mastiff, and came out early in the morning to walk the dog.
This kind of Tibetan mastiff is fierce, and the wild surname still exists. It has strong hostility to strangers and strong attack power. Once an attack is launched, it will be injured if it bites.
"Wow! ..." The Tibetan Mastiff was crazy and extremely irritable at the sight of a living person, revealing two rows of sharp teeth, which were extremely fierce. The two dog's claws stood upright and barked wildly.
The old beggar came to beg early in the morning. He was passing by the gate of this house and saw a prince coming out with a big Tibetan mastiff. He had more eyes and treated him strictly with a wooden sign in case of unexpected.
The prince tilted his head and looked around. There were few pedestrians on the street. Three or two people passed by in a hurry. He had a bad idea. How about releasing the Tibetan mastiff to try his power? It's not worth it for a vicious dog to bite people to death. What's more, he is an old beggar, and no one cares about him.
The prince pretended that he couldn't pull the Tibetan mastiff, and he loosened the iron trainer in his hand.
"Wow!" A Tibetan mastiff rushed straight and rushed to the old beggar.
The old beggar saw the Tibetan mastiff rushing. Before that, he had been bitten by the dog several times, but there was still a sense of pain. He was so scared that he panicked. His feet kept shaking, his whole body was sore and weak, and he had not raised the wooden sign.
The Tibetan Mastiff shot like an arrow, and a blind eye has rushed to the old beggar.
The old beggar had a sense of prevention. There was a thrill in his mind, and he swept around, so that he could avoid the Tibetan Mastiff.
The Tibetan Mastiff reacted quickly and was too fast. It was rare. He turned around and threw the old beggar to the ground.
At the sight of the Tibetan mastiff that has been trained for many years, the prince's brother is indeed extremely fierce and powerful. The old beggar must be torn to pieces. This should take a good look at the masterpiece of the fierce dog.
The old beggar kept rolling on the ground and struggling hard. He smelled a dog smell, and the corners of his eyes saw the Tibetan mastiff's mouth open, revealing two rows of sharp teeth biting his throat.
The old beggar's instinctive reaction was to defend himself. When he was in a panic, he was still thinking about the wooden sign in his consciousness. At this moment, the Tibetan mastiff opened his mouth and approached him little by little, just about to kiss his mouth!
The old beggar made a lightning-like shot, swinging the wooden sign with all his strength, and slapped the Tibetan mastiff's waist horizontally. A faint light flashed out, holding the dog's waist and rotating around.
Suddenly, a miracle appeared. I don't know why? A Tibetan mastiff lay on the old beggar and didn't want to move anymore.
The Tibetan Mastiff and the old beggar are addicted to kissing!
This is like a couple on the street. If no one hugs them and refuses to let go, this kind of romance is everywhere. However, in Jinling 500 years ago, who dares to go to the street and kiss in front of everyone?
Hee hee! The prince is so funny in his heart! In the early morning, there were few people on the street, and there were not many people who saw the barren farce of the Tibetan mast kissing the beggar's mouth.
Humph! The Tibetan mastiff is a female dog. She is intimate at the sight of the old beggar. It has been said that a woman's heart is outward. Is the female dog's heart also outward? Well, if you hook up with other men, you will be estranged from yourself, *egg! In such an embarrassing situation, I was so angry that I was going to vomit blood on the spot!
The prince didn't come here. He was secretly sulking in his heart. He rushed to the Tibetan Mastiff's buttocks.
"Hey! Mastiff Mei, what's wrong with you eating **? That's true! Treat the old beggar as your relative, and you will be addicted to mouth to mouth!"
The Tibetan Mastiff rolled sideways, "Papa!" With a sound, it collapsed and collapsed on the ground. Isn't it dead? It's not possible!
Brother, "Cluck!" His heart fluttered, and he couldn't help but be shocked. He couldn't believe that this was true. Such a fresh Tibetan mastiff would die headless. No one would believe it. How could he die without any abnormality!
Beggars call flowers, monks and Taoists, wild roads, fortune tellers, feng shui divination, etc., all have a hidden hand, unless the old beggar is a hidden master.
Well! No, no! It seems that this old beggar often begs from door to door in this area. He is an old face who can't be more familiar with it. If he has a lot of work, how can he be treated by other people's dogs? The bite is scarred!
The young master didn't believe in this evil. He killed his beloved Tibetan mastiff and insisted on making contact with him to see what his goods were like? Otherwise, it's hard to swallow this coward!
The old beggar didn't think that the Tibetan Mastiff was dead. He was too scared to stand up. He was afraid that he would bite the fierce dog when he moved. Why didn't he reimburse it on the spot? The man and dog were kissing hotly, and no one dared to leave lightly!
Maybe! The Tibetan Mastiff did not dare to move his mouth. He was afraid that the old beggar would bite the dog's throat and kill a dog. This is not a joke, but also a matter of the dog's life. How can he not have scruples!