Chapter 154 Pull out the golden shit

Wolf Poison Flower is a six-level official and a middle-level official. With a personal experience of being an official, he said his feelings of being an official. He was not pointing out one or two, but teasing and abusing: "Wild duck, the bigger this official is, there are countless people holding a small fan and suddenly fanning his buttocks. After pating, don't you say it's cool!"

"Oh! It turned out to be such a thing. That's what I know. Let's go to buy a small fan tomorrow morning. At the back of the governor's buttocks, 'Clap!' Slap' gently shake the fan and pat it, oh! I was moved by Lord Ba a long time ago, so I got a bigger official's work and had a master's addiction. It feels just right!" The wild duck listens to this and has the center of mind. It's such a simple thing in his heart. It's sure to get this deal with it! It doesn't cost a lot of money, and it's so easy with a little effort to become a bigger official. It's your turn to do such a good thing, yo! It's impossible not to be an official.

Originally, the wolf poison flower was a crooked thief, so he said the truth to his subordinates! I also saw the wild duck's face shining, smiling and dancing, yearning for the look of a high-ranking official, "Oh!" He couldn't help laughing in his stomach!

Wild ducks have always been known for their cleverness, and they also eat Laozi's foot washing water. This small fan is made of something. Both sides of the leaves are made of gold leaves. The skeletons are also cast by gold bars. Even the wind fan is extraordinary. It is a wisp of yellow golden wind. !

This kind of small fan patted behind the official's buttocks, and a gust of golden wind was sucked into the buttocks by the official. The shit they came out was also different from that of ordinary people, and they were also coated with a layer of gold powder! Even the urine discharged is also yellow and shiny!

It can be seen that the shit of officials is very different from that of ordinary people. What they suck in is gold, which can't melt in their stomachs. It is, officials with good digestive function. Only part of the gold that has not been absorbed is not digested. Of course! The excretion is not shit, but the gold of yellow and orange!

Well, there is also a fresh golden dish! Many officials must have tried to eat it. If they eat too much, they can't digest it, and they will naturally excrete it!

How can wild ducks afford such a small fan with such a meager salary? It's just that the wolf poison flower is adjusting his balls, and it's intentional to let him go!

After listening to the words of the wolf poisonous flower, the wild ducks are convinced! I often come into contact with the political envoy Barutu. This opportunity is great. It's not just to go to the store to buy a small fan and pat the back of the adult's buttocks, making him comfortable. There is hope to be an official with a big look. He is happy in his heart!

Wolf poisonous flowers and wild ducks are chirping at the table! I whispered in private.

After a moment, Wolf Poison Flower and others looked at each other and stood up.

The wolf poison flower took six quick arrests and left the half-dead Basserang. He was so scared that he didn't dare to look any more. He quietly slipped out of the restaurant and disappeared in the streets and alleys...

Xinghua, Zhang Ying and Crazy Two Tigers sat around the table and saw Barcelona lying on one side. The four of them looked at each other in front of each other. They were so hungry that they were already too hungry and waited for these guys to leave.

Kuang Erhu was really hungry. He hurriedly stood up, tore off the sealing paper on the wine urn, picked up the wine urn, filled the four large bowls with wine, and picked up a bowl of wine and raised his neck, "Buck!" After sip drying, he ssed his mouth and shouted, "Good wine! It's so spicy. It's good wine! It's spicy and good wine! It tastes mellow after spicy.

Crazy Tiger also stood up and held a big bowl with both hands, "Goo!" After drinking it all, the overflowing wine splashed all over his body. He wiped his mouth with his sleeves and said, "Apricot girl and Yingdi, you two do a bowl each! In order to show that the four people are concentric and beneficial, after that, they drank casually and ate all the wine and vegetables on the table. We patted our buttocks and left, and went to the imperial city to make a big breakthrough. This is the first time! It's also good to go out to see the prosperous world of the imperial city!"

Xing Hua picked up a bowl of wine and bumped into the wine bowl in front of Zhang Ying's table, "B Bang!" With a crisp sound, she smiled and said, "Brother Ying, the boss said that the four people's common interests are gold. We can't sweep this face. Let's drink a urn of wine together and eat a plate of dishes together. We are not afraid of life and death and difficulties. When we arrive at the imperial capital of Zijing City, we can realize our lofty ambitions. Little sister, our wishes are all placed in this college entrance examination. Medium, drink this bowl of wine, do it!"

Xinghua stood up, holding a large bowl of wine, and raised her head to the sky. She put the edge of the bowl in her mouth, "Goo!" Goo!" Goo!" Take a small sip of the wine, and for a while, it's also the bottom of the bowl.

Zhang Ying also stood up straight and cleaned his sleeves. He held the wine bowl in one right hand and covered the wine bowl with his left sleeve, "Gourun!" He also poured it down with his throat straight, and there was no drop of wine left in the bowl, and there was not a single drop of wine flowing out.

Apricot blossoms drank a large bowl of wine. Two or two red clouds flew on her face, which was so spicy that her throat ached. "Cough!" Cough!" He coughed a few times in succession, took out a handkerchief embroidered with apricot flowers, hurriedly covered his cherry mouth, and wiped his red lips.

"The apricot girl is really good. She doesn't give up her eyebrows! Hungry wine is easy to intoxicate people. You should eat more food to fill your hunger first! You don't have to force yourself to drink as much wine as you can. However, we and Lao San and Yingdi are divided equally. Didn't we drink sorghum wine and were full of courage? That's good. The boss also came to say a few words and drank this urn of wine! The king of Yan shook his head helplessly, so he had to be dumbfounded and worried! I don't dare to write about it. Demons and monsters walk around, and the imperial city wanders away from the wind!" After the mad tiger contacted Xinghua and Zhang Ying, his mood changed greatly and he became invited with Ge Ke.

In order to express his true feelings, Crazy Tiger has never been so excited, and he is still surging! It is also a chapter in the mouth. It can be seen that a person's surname has changed to kindness invisibly. Those who are close to the red are red, and those who are close to the ink are black. This is very reasonable.

Xinghua, Zhang Ying and Crazy Erhu ate up a table of wine and vegetables and wiped their mouths in the joy and laughter. Obviously, the wine was not enough to drink, otherwise, there would be a lot of wine to drink! If you are made trouble by these guys, you will be in a good mood to drink! I'm half hungry and half full, but it's enough for a while.

Xinghua, Zhang Ying and Crazy Erhu stood up and didn't want to spend more time here. There was still a corpse lying on the floor! Looking at the appetizing drink, it's also disgusting and greasy. If you weren't very hungry, you would have rushed downstairs to pak your buttocks and leave.