Chapter 166 Antique booger

"Oh!" Sneer!" "Oh!" Zhu Bajie smiled, and he said humorously, "Niutou, in these years, the annual audit report appraisal and assessment, do you also believe that these messy things are true? What fake academic qualifications, fake diplomas, fake official seals, fake appraisals, fake certifications, fake reports, etc., flying all over the sky like snowflakes, even those who are officials are also faked! Well, it proves that the philosophy that you can't do a big thing without telling lies has a sense at a glance, and you have to learn a little bit of fingernails. If you don't learn, you can't keep up. It seems that you are lazy to hide the wisp of wandering soul of my old pig!

Although Bai Gou Si said polite words, he muttered in his heart, "Marshal Tianpeng, you are a big red man in the heavenly court, and I dare to doubt it!"

Although Zhu Bajie is a stupid pig, he can't know what Bai Gou's mind has been guessed for a long time! He confessed stupidly, "Hey! Niutou, if you don't say it, you have doubted it for a long time! When my old pig is a big fool! In order to clear the suspicion to show your innocence, you can come and copy it! Otherwise, what if this matter spreads to the Jade Emperor's ears and treats it as favoritism?

Zhu Bajie looks like a stupid pig, but he can also see the end of the world, so he can't guess other people's thoughts!

Bai Goushi can do such a stupid thing that offends people and is not flattering! However, in order to do business, he had to bravely say, "I dare not commit the following crimes. I will be criticized by others. It can be lighter than copying your boss. Isn't your great personality defiled!"

Zhu Bajie stared at each other and shot out two green light waves and said, "Ow's head, my old pig is a voluntary copy. You have to come up and search for it. You have to investigate it thoroughly until it is confirmed that there is no hidden wisp of wandering soul. Otherwise, the pig can't get rid of it. Isn't it a resentment to die!"

Bai Goushi's hands have been itchy for a long time. After he finished his facade, he approached Zhu Bajie and said, "Marshal Tianpeng, for the good of everyone, we should be respectful and follow our lives. We have to search ourselves!" There is something to offend. It's more to be tolerant.

Bai Goushi routinely detained the soul. He patted him left and right on Zhu Bajie. He had a special function. As long as he was touched by the hooked hand, a wisp of wandering soul would be attached to his hand and could no longer escape. Even if the magic power was infinite, there was nothing he could do.

Bai Goushi searched Zhu Bajie. He searched for an hour, not to mention that he saw the wisp of shadow, and he didn't even smell the smell of a wisp of wandering soul.

Bai Goushi thought to himself that Zhu Bajie had the habit of hiding objects in the pig's nose. For example, everything was arched into the nose. This was commonplace. He searched his nose to see if it was hidden in his nose.

When Bai Goushi left Zhu Bajie unprepared, a hooked hand suddenly grabbed his left ear. He shook his body and shrank his neck, hum! There is a way.

"Poo!" Bai Goushi bent over, took a breath, and sprayed into Zhu Bajie's left nostril. He thought to himself, hum! Zhu Bajie is indeed a stupid pig. He was tricked by the bull's head. When a wisp of wandering soul rushed out of his nostrils, it depends on what you say?

It turned out that Zhu Bajie carried a nine-tooth rake on his shoulder, put his right hand on the rake pole, grabbed a wisp of wandering soul with his left hand, and stuffed it into his left nostril, which was indeed hidden in the nasal cavity!

Bai Goushi grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear and was caught.

"Cuck!" Zhu Bajie's heart swayed. He shrank his neck and shook his head. A wisp of wandering soul rolled into his nostril from his left nostril.

Bai Goushi took a few deep breaths. He shrank in Dantian and used a "wind cyclone" to suddenly blow out an airflow and spray it at Zhu Bajie.

"Ji!" "Hit!" "Sit!" A strong airflow roared into Zhu Bajie's left nostril.

Bai Goushi is complacent! As long as a wisp of wandering soul rushes out of the stupid pig's nostrils, this appearance will be enough. Let's see how it comes from Yuanqi, hum! Take the previous words back to your stomach.

Zhu Bajie's left ear was held, and a strong wind with a speed of more than 1,000 meters per second rushed into his nostrils.

Zhu Bajie will use this trick to prevent Bai Goushi. He hurriedly swallowed a stream of wind into his stomach to relieve the pressure in the nasal cavity. Otherwise, this cyclone must rush out a wisp of wandering soul.

"Poo!" "Puff!" "Oh!" In Zhu Bajie's stomach, there was a sharp cyclone that could be stored, so he had to swell in Dantian. The stinky farts sounded one after another, no less than hundreds, and the stench was shed, shaking the sky in the air, and the Nantianmen almost turned upside down.

A residual airflow remained in Zhu Bajie's nasal cavity, spiraling straight to the forehead, scratching his head itching.

"Snone!" Snone!" Ske!" Zhu Bajie couldn't hold back. He sneezed hundreds of times into the sky one after another, and his snot and tears kept spewing out.

A wisp of wandering soul was extremely flexible. As soon as it touched a strong wind, it got out of the nasal cavity and hid under Zhu Bajie's tongue.

When Zhu Bajie sneezed, a wisp of wandering soul firmly clung to the root of his tongue and was not moved at all.

Bai Goushi uses an induction detector to find a wisp of wandering soul in the world, as long as Zhu Bajie farts and slips out, er! Sometimes he rushed out of the sneeze and couldn't escape being scanned and measured. He could catch himself back to hell, "Oh!" With a chain, it was pulled to the Hall of the King of Yan, so that it can be handed over to the old King of Yan for trial.

Unexpectedly, Bai Goushi used an induction detector to rotate and scan in all directions. He never measured the wisp of wandering soul. Bai Goushi still did not give up. He clearly tracked a wisp of wandering soul and came to Nantianmen at the entrance of the heavenly court. He collided with Zhu Bajie and lost the soul trace. It was not a stupid pig that hid it. How could it disappear?

"Hop!" Oh, my breath!" Bai Goushi shouted in his mouth. He stretched out a soul-tighter hand and got into Zhu Bajie's armpit and scratched it.

"Oh!" Ha ha!" Ah!" Haha!" Zhu Bajie couldn't stand the itch. He smiled back and forth, and laughed so much that his nose and tears were dripping. 100,000 sweat pores were exposed all over his body, and the induction detector was aimed at it.

"Bian!" "Bin!" "O!" Several things flew out of Zhu Bajie's body.

As soon as Bai Gou Si saw something rushing out, he grabbed it with his hooked hand. He stared at it closely. It was just a few pieces of booger, and he laughed and said, "Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of treasure is this? It turned out to be just a few pieces of booger!"

Zhu Bajie was not stingy and said generously, "Ow's head, these pieces of booger have been hidden in my old pig's nose for thousands of years. Of course, it is the supreme treasure! Taobao people who know the goods know that it's too late to grab it. They can earn hundreds of millions of dollars with a change of hand. It's the oldest antique that can't be so old. If you are happy, I'll give it to you for free. As a souvenir, you have to have a thought!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Marshal Tianpeng, I'm so embarrassed, but it's better to obey than to be respectful, so I'll accept it..." Bai Goushi thought it was good. He didn't catch a wisp of wandering soul. It's also good to get this thousand-year-old treasure. When he got a post on the Taobao website, Baoding was full of sensation in the world. He was sure to make a fortune. He was embarrassed. He still said It's not over yet!