Ultimate Three Kingdoms Classic Quotations
1. Zhang Fei: A mountain does not allow two tigers, unless one male and one female. [ Absolutely classic.]
2. Grandpa: People without amnesia can't remember... By the way, who is he? Grandpa is so cute that the family is already super invincible.
3. Grandpa: If only the alliance leader punished me for eating pizza for three months.
4. Guan Yu: If you feel the shadow, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind it. However, our brothers are not afraid of shadows, because we are the sunshine behind each other. [ This sentence is quite classic and very useful!
5. Ma Chao: Life is a pile of meat, and death is a pile of soil.
6. Diao Chan: Everyone is a student, and the biggest conspiracy is to cheat in exams.
7. Liu Beixuan: I believe that love can definitely change history.
8. Cao Cao: There is nothing in the world that should be done.
9. Ma Chao: Handsome men are the killers of teachers and nurses, and beautiful women are the killers of young men.
10. Huang Zhong: Love alone is fruitless.
11. Liu Beiqi: The right thing to do is right. The more you think about it, the more terrible it will be.
12. Cao Cao: Politics is indeed a smart trick.
13. Dong Zhuo: I'm so angry that I really want to find someone to calm down! [ I always think Dong Xiaozhu is also quite cute!]
14. Dong Zhuo: Yes, if there are many gifts, you will be cheated.
15. Cao Cao: The world is very big. Everything is possible. The future is in our hands.
16. Cao Cao: Talking about peace is also one of the weapons.
17. Zhou Yu: Politics is about the balance of terror, and politics has no eternal enemy.
18. Zhou Yu: I'm hopelessly smart! [ The Ultimate Three Kingdoms is the most classic words, and it is also Qiao Yu's most classic love.]
19. Cao Cao: No matter how strange people are, they must have weaknesses!
20. Feng Zhuo: The enemy of the enemy is a friend.
21. Diao Chan: The happiest thing for a woman is not only to be loved, but also to be loved by a good person.
22. Sun Shangxiang: Happiness is to have a secret that only belongs to two people.
23. Liu Beiqi: Others said that if God closes a door, he will definitely open a window for you.
24. Art teacher: My favorite person, what is our favorite person? The person we love most is the person you want to meet, see, smell and touch the most.
25. Wang Yun: It's best to rely on everyone to run. As the saying goes, anyone who walks by will leave traces, whoever lives will leave his neighbor, and whoever climbs will leave stairs.
26. Zhuge Liang: Reduce five-sixths and one-sixth. Cao, you still have two-sixths of your family property! [ Speechless, the mathematics of silver time and space!]
27. Everyone: So, so [can explain anything!]
28. Liu Bei: My surname is Liu Mingbei, and my name is Xuande. I am the son of King Jing of Zhongshan. Because of my family, I am very poor. The most expensive thing in my body is that I have the blood of nobles. Unfortunately, my blood type is O. Every time I go to sell blood, it is very cheap. What a decline. [ A goods expert!]
29. Liu Beiqi: Zhao Yun trembled and trembled on a long board (Zhao Yun saved Adou in Changhanpo) [This is very fake!]
30. Liu Bei: The rich man is the old man, not the big brother. [ Well said!]
31. Guan Yu: Yellow Turban College is becoming more and more arrogant.
32. Zhang Fei: Yes, as soon as I entered the school, I grabbed all the teaching equipment, registration fees, nutritious lunches. I heard that last time, all the male and female teachers in a school were taken off the principal's underwear.
Guan Yu: True or False
Zhang Fei: Of course it's fake
Guan Yu: HO~You can be a little more bored
33. Liu Bei: It doesn't matter if you like to fight, but you can't have stones in your head. Brain stones are nerds. There are so many of them. There are only three of us. This is not a fight. This is called a round fight.
34. Guan Yu: How can there be no crisis? From childhood to large, it is the most dangerous now
Zhang Fei: Is it more dangerous than going to the toilet without toilet paper?
Guan Yu: Of course
35. Dong Zhuo: I'm crazy, no way, but I'm very simple. I just want to hurt people all day long. Isn't this simple enough? [ Strong!]
36. All the breasts are fake. Who knows if your admission notice is fake?
Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!
Guan Yu: That's not the point! [ Zhang Fei is so cute!]
37. Affectionate sister-in-law: Abiao, I'm sorry for you again. My person is yours, my heart is Zhao Yun's, my spirit is Guan Yu's, and my soul is Liu Bei's, but now, my life has been stolen by Lv Bu.
38. Liu Beiqi: You worked very hard to feed the chickens tea. You worked very hard, but the chickens won't lay tea eggs.
39. Zhang Fei (with a naive face): Brother, he is a big stone in his chest, and you are a big stone in his chest!
40. Dong Xiaozhu: Fortunately, someone slept with me. I used to hear that dogs have yin and yang eyes. It turned out to be true that I kept seeing A Piao and swaying in front of me. I'm so afraid!
41. Dong Xiaozhu: I have an opinion. Who wants to call me Piggy? I'm the great Dong Zhuoye. How can I be called Piggy? Especially after losing weight, my face has become so thin again.
42. Dong Xiaozhu: I want to hypnotize myself. It's not beef, it's beef, it's cow shit...!
43. Liu Beiqi: Third brother, you haven't practiced gossip boxing yet, but you have practiced gossip.
44. Mei Niang: Hey, pretending to be stupid won't remember the great achievements. Zhang Fei: I won't remember much if I pretend to be stupid
45. Dong Xiaozhu: Yeah, the goal is successful. I'm really a dog that achieves what I want!
46. Female veterinarian: Good boy, it's all right. Just check it out. Come on, I'll kiss one.
47. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong, Ma Chao: "No!"
48. Female veterinarian: "What's wrong?"
Liu Beiqi, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong, Ma Chao: "No nothing."
Dong Xiaozhu: "You will die with a kiss. Really, it's okay for me to feel good! Tongue kiss"
49. Zhou Yu: I heard that President Cao's sneeze shook all over the world~
Cao Cao: Vice President Zhou is also a yawn that sets off a huge wave~
50. Sun Shangxiang: This is my self-created external skill
Zhang Fei: "Big Ice Cream"?
51. Zhang Fei: Are you sure?
52. Zhou Yu: I always feel that you will lie to our young lady.
Liu Beixuan: Don't use your intuition. I have an intuition that you will lie to our class.
53. Teacher: "Excuse me, the Abiao family is very busy offering ancestral worship. One uncle, four father-in-law and seven brothers play cards, three aunts and six mothers-in-law and nine sisters cook, and two nephews and eight nephews Shangxiang. Excuse me, how many relatives have come to the Abiao family? Please raise your feet and come..."
Teacher: "You all have cramps in your feet, you can't lift them. Haven't you talked about this question many times? Well, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you will definitely, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, Liu Bei"
Liu Beiqi: "What did you just ask?"
Teacher: "What did I just ask? How many relatives did the Abiao family have?"
Liu Beiqi: "I'm not sure how many relatives there are in their family, but I just heard that there are eight Sun Shangxiang in their family."
54. Sun Shangxiang said, "Have you ever loved it?"
Lv Meng (shy): "Miss, please don't seduce me."
55. Mushroom-flavored banana cigarette-flavored soap coriander-flavored champagne oil-flavored perfume incense burner-flavored vanilla sausage-flavored Xiangji (Xiao Qiao) [Keywords invade the heart, not only Liu Beixiu, but also Zhou Yu!]
56. Liu Beixuan: My surname is Xuande. I am the son of King Jing of Zhongshan. Some people call me Beibei. Liu Xuande is me. I am Liu Xuande. (Hahaha) But no one calls me Ade (haha)
57. Chinese teacher: Wolf swallows, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows~
58. Xiao Qiao said to Guan Yu: You must chase girls until the last second, and you must wait until the girl says stop,
can stop, otherwise you must chase it bravely, do you know?
Cao Cao: Got it!
Little Joe: I'm not asking you
59. Liu Bei (xiu): There is a kind of missing that will appear all the time without thinking about it
The first string will ring (I want); the second string will ring (I want); it turns out that each string is very loud (I want)
60. Liu Bei (xiu): Stay. Otherwise, I will go with you.
Axiang: Hey, do you have any new lines
Liu Bei (xiu): Then listen to this! Get out of here! Or you come with me!
61. Zhang Fei: Even if time and space are destroyed, I will be brave to love (rarely so emotional)
62. Zhang Fei: This meal is really rich. Let me eat a jin.
Guan Yu: You ate more than one catty, right?
Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight catties
Liu Beixuan:... That's what you are so "surprised"! ～
63. Wang Dadong: Tiramisu said that the enjoyment full of sin will make the woman's tight abdomen relax [This sentence is quite funny in the first episode!]
64. Li Ru said to the five tiger generals, Liu Bei (xiu) and Sun Shangxiang: What do you see? I didn't see such a handsome
65. Cao Cao: Everyone has a friend.
66. Liu Beiqi: Is it cholesterol?
Cao Cao: That's called staggering
67. Xiang: We will be classmates from tomorrow. Are you happy?
Liu Bei: Not bad
Axiang: Ah~~ Only it's not bad!
Liu Bei (xiu): It's not bad at the highest level, and add est! ( Cute)
A Xiang: In fact, in my heart, your music is also good at the highest level. Add est! ( Shy + blush)
68. Hua Tuo: I am happy for the treatment that is about to change history.
Zhang Fei: If you don't talk about the point, I will let you change history!
69. Cao Cao: Hua Tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you will be famous for thousands of years.
Liu Bei (xiu): I promise ~ he ~ will definitely! Let's look at him together) Why? I can't predict the future! ~~)
70. Sun Shangxiang: Which one will arrive first, tomorrow or the future?
Liu Bei (xiu): It turns out that we will arrive first tomorrow, because I and Ah Xiang have no future at all. How can we arrive first?
71. Liu Bei (xiu): So, ordinary people, the only extraordinary opportunity, what is it!!
A Xiang: Ordinary people, the only extraordinary opportunity is (blush + close to ing) and have an extraordinary love!!
Liu Bei (xiu) os: Alas, Xiang, we are really destined to be an extraordinary love!!
72. Zhang Fei: As the saying goes, try today, and today's malpractice! Today's exam, I'm going to cheat today. If I don't do it today, it's too late!
73.. Cao Cao: You have also seen Sun Tzu's Art of War! Surprise ING~) Sun's art of war is a tactical treasure book that my Sun's ancestors worked hard to get at the risk of nine lives. The Cao family's ancestors did not pass on their children, and now they are locked in my family's new multi-safety titanium vault. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I must ask you carefully.
Liu Beiqi: Oh!
Cao Cao: How do you know the plan inside?
Liu Beiqi: Uh-huh~~~ It's written in the plan! ~
Cao Cao:~~~~ Ah ha ha~~ It's written on it, how can I forget~~
Liu Beiqi: Sun Tzu's military tactics, and I have to pass on my son's daughter... I went to the iron time and space old bookstore and bought 100 for your sister~ (thought)
74. Zhang Fei: I'm afraid that Jiang Gan has disappeared
Liu Beiqi: Is it serious to fly away?
Guan Yu: Brother, of course it's very serious
Ma Chao: For people, they can fly without wings, which means death [explanation of torque!]
75. Zhang Fei: Brother, I don't care whether it's real or fake, cooked, fried or smoked, you will always be my big brother~~~
76. Guan Yu: Yun, you look really bad
Hua Tuo: I agree, it's really bad, bigger than healthy. It's not good~~ (the rest nodded solemnly)
77. Liu Bei (xiu): I think Yun is very unusual
Guan Yu: Brother, I just think you are unusual... (compared with the action of Shenfeng Zhan) Wurabaha! What is it?
78. Grandpa: Confucius said that men can't accept it. If you hold me like this all the time, people will think that the two of us have come out.
79. Big Joe: Who are you Guan Yu?
Guan Yu: I am
Big Joe: I'll flatten your green beans
Liu Bei stepped forward and pulled Big Joe
Big Joe: Small eggs in mines and mines! Let go of me
Liu Beixuan: I'm sorry
Guan Yu: Miss, do you have any misunderstanding?
Big Joe: Misunderstanding? I misunderstood your shredded chicken noodles.
Axiang: Big Joe, take a deep breath and speak slowly
Da Qiao: Slowly, I'll slowly talk about the bottom of your spicy pot. Get out of the way, I'm going to avenge Guan Yu!
A Xiang: Wait a minute, why are you looking for Guan Yu? Is there something wrong with my brother? Say it quickly
Big Joe: This bastard, he killed Aze!
80. Sun Quan: "If you say a hundred words of sorry, it's better to do something worthy!"
81.. Zhang Fei: Brother, I'm sorry for you! Your person is Ah Xiang's. However, the romantic small suite has been stolen by A Chao and Azhong!
82.. Liu Beiqi: It's useless how high the position is. Where is the point? Because even if you become a celebrity. You have strong energy, power, and are above ten thousand people, but the people you like don't like you. Then you will never have a place by her side. Instead, be a celebrity admired by everyone. I would rather stand beside the person I like and hold her hand at any time.
83. Zhang Fei: Be careful that Sun Quan circle you and fork, fork and fork, and then cross you fork after circle the fork, fork and fork you!
Liu Beixuan: Is this horrible? Five Tigers: Of course it's horrible!
Cao Cao: It's simply torture in the world! Liu Beixuan: So... what will happen?
Guan Yu: Sun Quan will first bury your whole body in the sand, and then there will be only a dead head left!
Zhang Fei: Then take a knife to cut it from the middle of your head and open the dead hole!
Zhao Yun: Then pour mercury into the wound!
Ma Chao: Brother, you will be itchy after that!
Liu Beiqi: What if it's hard to stop?
Huang Zhong: If you can't stop struggling to find a hole!
Cao Cao: Suddenly I saw a hole in the top of my head, and I didn't even want the skin, and it came out with a rip!
Zhang Fei: Brother, do you feel itchy all over your body?
Liu Beiqi: It's so itchy!
(...Thinking: Isn't this a movie dialogue?)
84. Cao Cao: "What you do is right, no matter whether you are strong or weak. One day I will let you know how big the world is!
85. Sun Quan: "People all over the world can think that I am a bad person, except you (Big Joe)."
86. Sun Quan: "Don't bite your ears in front of me!"
87. Liu Beixiu: "Axiang, if I leave you one day. With your cleverness, you will definitely find that things have become different from before. I hope you can use your heart to decide your feelings. If you still fall in love with him in the end. Then I will bless you and play for you in a faraway place. Only you can listen to love and pray that you will be happy forever.
88. Zhou Yu: I want to put your affairs in front of my life. [ Love Zhou Yu!!!!]
89. Zhou Yu: I don't like you to cry. I'll let you go when you don't cry. [ 42 episodes, never get tired of watching!]
90. Zhou Yu: Xiaoqian, this road is very long, just like our future. Whether you control the direction in front or I am at the helm, promise me to go down with me, okay?
Xiao Qiao: Jin, you have to ride together to see the future.
91. Zhou Yu: This is a song I wrote for you, and it will definitely fulfill all your wishes.
92. Sun Quan: What I want has never been "thank you".
93. Sun Quan: Although I didn't say "I like you" to her, I did a hundred things that I liked her
94. Li Ru: Hey! I, Li Ru, are discouraged!
95. Sun Quan: (For Sun Shangxiang) You know that your uncle is timid, afraid of death, suspicious, neurotic, obsessive-compulsive disorder, paranoia, very donkey personality, broken mouth and useless. ( My uncle was standing next to Sun Quan Axiang at that time)
96. Xiao Qiao: Jin, what do you like about me
Zhou Yu: reckless, rude, brainless
Xiao Qiao: This is annoying, isn't it? I don't like it
Zhou Yu: Yes, I like it. I don't know why, you can always express your emotions so naturally, very frank and not delicate,
Don't hide it. You can cry or laugh loudly. I like you like this.