Chapter 317 Please paste the divine man
In Hangzhou, the most famous Zhuangzi is called Weizhuang, on the edge of the West Lake. There was a second-rate poet named Wei Zhuang in the Tang Dynasty, but it had nothing to do with this Wei Zhuang's eight poles. Wei Zhuang is really not famous. And there is really nothing good.
After visiting Weizhuang, the red-top merchant Lao Rong once said: I only have one feeling: money. At that time, it took him three days to walk through Weizhuang. Ordinary people can't say that. Mr. Wei hates people saying that he is rich. According to him, even a donkey can see that I am rich. Therefore, those who were dragged to Weizhuang and insisted on saying that Wei Zhuang was good were really miserable. Among these people, only Mr. Wei thinks it's more in his ears. The smart man said this at that time: the mountain in Weizhuang is only a little shorter than the Lingyin Temple. The water in Weizhuang is only a little worse than that of Tiger Running Spring. The land of Weizhuang is only a little smaller than Xizi Lake. Of course, the combined difference is more than a little bit.
Mr. Wei, in his early fifties, is energetic. Single name and one word. The southerner Wei doesn't distinguish between fakes and money. Wei Cao reads like counterfeit money. As a result, all kinds of rumors were popular. One of them believes that this is the fundamental reason why Mr. Wei is so rich.
Mr. Wei is going to celebrate his 60th birthday. Of course, this is a big deal, so the next day, his best friend, who is also his son's teacher, sent the invitation to his desk...
So much? Mr. Wei looked at the list carefully and looked at his good friends and said that many people had never heard of it
Brother Wei has retired for so many years, of course. Wu Chaochen said that these are mostly young heroes who have appeared in recent years.
Speaking of Wu Chaochen, he is no less legendary than Mr. Wei!
Wu Chaochen came to Hangzhou three years ago...
The story about him is like this.
Chen Si, a pawn guarding the east gate of Hangzhou, often boasts that he was the first person to see Wu Chaochen in Hangzhou. He used to be a cynical, but now he is very peaceful. He felt that his life was meaningful for the first time. The first person to see Wu Chaochen made him full of pride. He felt that God had indeed not forgotten his existence. When he came over, I thought it must have been an earthquake. This is his first sentence forever. At that time, the gatekeeper with me immediately knocked down two. This is the second sentence. If Wu Chaochen had carried a knife at that time, I think the gate would have fallen down. This is the third sentence. No one listened to him say the fourth sentence. At this time, people will definitely come to Zhengyang Street to listen to what the horse butcher said. When Wu Chaochen first came to Hangzhou, he lived next door to the butcher Ma. In fact, it's nothing. I'm very grateful to Wu Chaochen. The butcher always says so. Although as soon as he came, the people who came to buy meat in the morning lined up in front of his house, I still thanked him. Everyone looked at the horse butcher. The butcher's face turned a little red, and he finally told the truth: after he came, my wife said for the first time that I was actually quite handsome.
Qiantangchao, the woman near the moon building and the ghost of Han Yanzi are known as the three best in Hangzhou. When Han Yanzi was dying, she revealed the secret of painting ghosts to her son: you just need to draw half of it according to Wu Chaochen's appearance. After saying that, he swallowed his breath. But after a stinging, he actually came back and said word by word: Don't draw too much, it will kill you. After saying that, I went there at ease.
How can such a person make people feel beautiful about what he does?
Rotten corpse door corpse man Sangke folk artist Fan Asan hell king stopped to kill the mother-in-law Jingxi mixed with Hongjing Fufeng Taishou angry Eighth Master Feihua Building Main Road Renjian characters are like dance Mumu learning Zhang Dong Shizhang Yanzi Li Sanxiao hidden Yi knife May Xuenan Yang knife stabbed ghost Xu Xu Hangzhou magist Lanxin Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan hooligan scholar Liu Zheng secret sect venerence Nan Difficult and handsome bandit Dolshi prodigal son Xiao Dao God operator Xiao You went without a trace Ai Wei Northwest wolf Luo Sai tiger tired to death genius Niu Xingyu Shen Sizong ice fish fake good man Zhu Dashan guess who I am dream horse
This large number of names without punctuation marks are his list.
Tell me about it. Mr. Wei said. He can trust his friend.
Wu: The rotten corpse gate has been there since ancient times, also known as the corpse gate, the negative corpse gate. Tang Shi is the most important. Li corpse, Du corpse, women and children are well known. Wei: I know that. The influence of the rotting corpse is very wide. If you want to learn kung fu, the first step of carrying a corpse has been a tradition for more than a thousand years. Wu: This corpse is the most precious of the Tang corpse, and it is the best among the corpses. Wei: Yes. The seven green corpses, starting and closing, dressed neatly, back up, and the rhythm is smooth. Wu: The rotten corpse of Guyue is also good, with a long skirt swaying on the ground, shaking it step by step. On his back, he gently turned to the other side, like a swallow's warbler. Wei: I carried 300 Tang corpses on my back, and I won't unload the corpses. Haha, let's talk about Sanke. Wu: This rotten corpse has become mysterious in recent decades. It's a little crazy. No one can understand many corpses and no one can carry them. It completely transformed into a mysterious gang. Kung fu depends on self-understanding and advocates self-understanding without a teacher. Swordsmanship is mysterious and traceless. In recent years, there have been disputes within the door, and the head of the door has been hidden, and the power is not as good as before. However, this faction is still one of the most difficult sects in the world... Wei: What is the status of this Sanke in the rotting sect? Wu: Sanke is a powerful figure who has risen in the rotten corpse family in recent years. A set of Juli's swordsmanship is famous. The soul led to Julie and died. No one can stop it.
Wei: Fan Asan's son is in my village, but he only hears his name and doesn't see him. Wu: This person is also harmonious, good and evil. The appearance is funny and cute, but in fact, the kung fu has been transformed. Flying flowers and picking leaves hurt people invisibly. Wei: Is it really so powerful? Wu: More than that. It's better to see A San's knife than to drink A San's wine. The person is moody and good at drinking. It is said that many more people died under his drink than those who died under his knife. What's more frightening is that in recent years, it has created its own Black News Agency, which has become the world's killers. A few days ago, according to the elder Bai Xiaosheng, Hangzhou was lingering with black air, and I don't know if it should be in this person.
Wu: Kill your mother-in-law,
There are not many days to go.
Difficult and miscellaneous diseases,
Ask the murderer. These are four popular sentences in the world. This murderer claimed to be from Tianshan Mountain, but no one believed it. Wei: What does he have to do with his former murderer? Wu: I don't know. However, the former murderer was a woman, but this murderer was a man. Wei: Is the mother-in-law's medical skill very good? Wu: Of course. There is a saying in the world that the king of hell wants you to die on the fifth watch, and the murderer dares to stay until dawn. It is said that this person's medical skills are close to the divine way, so it is said that the king of the same can stop. However, some people also call him the assistant of the king of death. Killing people and doctors are one thing. Wei: That's right.
Wu: This Hongjing, called a gangster, is actually a fast catcher in the capital. Zhuge Xiaoyan's proud disciple. Although there is no big name, martial arts are still above the four famous arrests. No one can get close to a set of small six-in-one guns. Wei: Why haven't you heard of it? Wu: Zhuge Xiaoyan realized the truth 20 years ago: unsupervised arrest is faster than thieves, so she accepted this disciple. Wei: Catching fast in the fast? Wu: Yes. Wei: Zhuge Xiaoyan is really a god.
Wei: Why did Fufeng Taishou also come here? Wu: I took off my armor and returned to the field. When I passed by here, I saw the beautiful women in Suzhou and Hangzhou, so I lived here. Wei: Is it a coquettish Mexican? Wu: Yes. He once said that if you don't get close to women for a day, you won't think about tea and rice, and you will call yourself a homework that you must do every day. The angry eighth master is not only good at martial arts, but also very good at writing. Three glasses of wine, the composition is like a dragon entering the clouds, seeing the beginning and not the end. It's awesome. "The Green Dragon Moon" is a strange article for thousands of years, and the sword style of reading is on the face, and it is creepy and trembling.
Wu: Lu Ren, the owner of Feihua Building, is a good person. When he is happy, his eyes will jump. I laugh when I think of him. Wei: You have talked about this person many times, and I want to know him. Wu: Did I tell you the story of the monkey? Wei: Yes. Did he say that? Wu: Yes. However, Lu Ren's own story is the real monkey's story. Wei: Why is this so awkward?
Wei: Who is this Mumu? Wu: Miss Mu can be said to be a swordsman. Wei: Is it a girl? Wu: Yes, and it's beautiful, both literary and military. Write with a sword, use the word as the sword, and sing and dance, like fog like dance, and the name of the sword is like dance.
Wei: I know this chapter of learning. Angrily tearing up a hundred-character picture, learning the chapter, reciting from all over the world, hey hey. Wu: Knowledge is one of the few smart and beautiful women I have ever seen. Wei: I heard that she knitted a sweater by herself? Wu: Yes. From the age of three to now, I have been in the past 20 years with tears in my eyes. I hate knitting sweaters, but my lover can't come, and I still want to talk about it. Wei: Hahaha.
Wu: Swallow Li San is known as the first in the world. People grow like jade trees in the wind, and they are like immortals. Make hooks, false hook skills, almost want to be real.
Wu: Yi Dao comes from western Hunan. His martial arts are his own school. He is especially good at swordsmanship, and a black ear is famous in the world.
Wu: Nanyang Dao, the knife furnace is pure and green, especially at a young age, there is no trace of anger. Looking at the knife in May, it is as cold as winter, which is called May snow.
Wu: Xu Xu can be called a strange guest and is extremely tough. There is a quirk, fighting and stabbing on the body. In the past 20 years, a tattoo has been completed, which is wonderful.
Wu: Lan Xin, the governor of Hangzhou, doesn't know how to do martial arts, but he is good at evaluating martial arts. A "Martial Arts in the Eyes of Outsiders" is popular in the world. Everyone has one volume, and Luoyang paper is expensive.
Wu: Xiao Li's flying knife, the knife is not worth it, do you know? Wei: I know. But is it true that the knife is not worth it? Wu: Of course. Because he has never flown a knife, he uses a sword.
Wu: It is said that Liu Zheng has obtained the true biography of the yellow medicine master of Peach Blossom Island in recent years. With a move of peach blossoms, he has obtained the true essence of romanticism. Recently, he has cultivated immortals and enlightenment. It is said that he has seen the thousand-year-old Luoshen Jinghong. Wei: But I heard that this man is a hooligan, right? Wu: The rumors stop at the wise. It is said that this person is romantic but not insult. Wei: Of course. From where to where to where. Hey hey.
Wei: Who is this Tantric Venerable Nan Wuan? Wu: It is said that he used to be a decomposer. In the first two years, Tibet suddenly disappeared. After the opening of the tantra Buddhism, he made great progress in kung fu. The palm is fine and soft, taking the aesthetic route, one move is exquisite and picturesque. Wei: How about martial arts? Wu: It is said that it has reached the realm of flying immortals in the daytime. It can take advantage of the moonlight to escape, fly, stop, and kill and peel bones.
Wu: This Dolsh is a real bandit. Relying on Dolgo's prestige, he deceives the superiors and does all kinds of evil. With an ancient Xunquan sword in his hand, he broke the gun and broke the sword, which was extremely powerful. Wei: Why did you invite him? Wu: No one in Hangzhou dares not to invite him.
Wu: The prodigal son Xiao Dao, this man has a close relationship with the Japanese pirates. He has a true biography of ninjutsu. He has a long knife and will kill him.
Wu: Xiao You, the divine operator, got the true biography of Bai Xiaosheng's predecessors, five hundred years ago and five hundred years later. It's not as good as Bai Xiaosheng's predecessor. He can't count at the same time. Before calculation, it cannot be calculated after calculation, and after calculation, it cannot be calculated before.
Wu: Ai Wei ranks first in women's light kung fu. Some people say that if she hadn't had a child, Yanzi Li San's light kung fu could only rank second in the world.
Wu: A wolf in the northwest travels alone. He comes from the northwest and has a good temper. Three maple leaves are beautiful and spread all over the world.
Wei: Since ancient times, there has only been Ma Xingkong. How can there be Niu Xingyu? Wu: This gentleman is unique, young and energetic. Swords, guns, swords, halberls, axes, hooks and forks, all of them are exquisite and know all of them. With white hair, heaven and earth are old together. The genius boy Spring Wind fought fiercely with him for 72 days and fell to the ground and died. The last sentence before death: It's not as good as talent, and it's not as good as strength. Wei: So it's called a tired genius? Wu: Yes. Wei: What do you think these are all names?
Wu: Shensi Sect is a small sect of Zen Buddhism. It does not talk about epiphany, but seeks divine thought. Although there is a danger of entering the devil's way, they have also realized some fame. This ice fish is a special character in the door. I used to think about it for three days and three nights, and I knew the joy of fish. Three days later, his face was like white paper and his body was like a piece of ice, so it was called ice fish. Wei: So what's her conclusion? Wu: Of course. She said that this person can't think, and a single fish can think. Wei: Nonsense.
Wu: Do you know the sentence of Dongzhu Xiwei? Wei: I don't know. Wu: Wei is your old man Wei, and Zhu is the kind person of Zhu. Wei: Is he also rich? Wu: I'm so poor. Wei: Then why should you be a good person? Wu: Every time he gives alms, he always says he will give you a hundred taels, and then turns around and walks away. Wei: It turned out to be a hypocritical person. Wu: Everyone thinks so. However, in the next 100 days, he will definitely earn back a hundred taels for this man. The worst time was that he actually wanted to apply fat and powder to a dead man named Grandma Zhang to earn a hundred taels. Wei: Ten thousand taels give one hundred taels, which is called doing good deeds. Give a hundred taels to people without money, which is called Du Ren. I must know this person. Wu: That's why I invited him, although he is not from the world. Wei: He is not from the world. Who dares to say that he is from the world?
Wu: This dream horse is a strange person, using a strange knife, called Jishi bed board knife. This knife is six feet long and four feet and five inches wide. It is waved, flying sand and stone, covering the sky and the sun, heaven and earth, and ghosts and gods are unpredictable. If you have nothing to do, you will lie idle on the knife, if you lie down, you will dream, and if you dream, you will be a horse. Jianghu nursery rhyme: Dream horse, dream horse, dream as a horse; once I wake up, I'm so afraid.