Chapter 87 is swollen by seven or eight centimeters!
Chapter 87 is swollen by seven or eight centimeters!
So, something strange happened. Tianya stood there stupidly, and the three-pointed female spirit shouted there, but he didn't make any substantive action.
After a long time, Tianya recovered from his standing state and saw that the instrument was still shouting there, and he didn't mean to stop.
Seeing this situation, Tianya immediately felt a burst of pain in his head! This situation is the kind he likes most, because all this is too tight and there is no room for him to go around. So, Tianya had to pat his head and said helplessly, "Well, this, that, by the way, what's your name?"
After saying that, Tianya still looked at the instrument spirit with a silly smile and wanted the instrument spirit to answer his question. But is it so easy to solve? Of course not!
Hearing Tianya's words, she calmed down. Her bright eyes were also a little confused and surprised. She looked at Tianya puzzledly and did not answer the questions asked by Tianya.
So, the whole scene fell into a strange atmosphere again, but this time it was silence, deathly silence! There is no sound. If there is, it's just the breathing and heartbeat of the two people! ( PS: The spirit is not produced by the general's order, but...)
Finally, after three minutes, the sound of breaking the silence appeared.
"Well? ..."
"Well? ..."
Quiet, the scene calmed down again.
"You say it first..."
"You say it first..."
Quiet, dead silence, bumping into the car again.
"You'd better say it!"
Tianya quickly said first.
"You, how on earth did you get here? How could you come here? I'm not. Didn't you set the alarm? The spirit's eyes were full of panic and asked in disbelief.
Seeing the appearance of the weapon spirit, Tianya touched his nose with some embarrassment and pointed to the weapon spirit to let her see her state.
Seeing the appearance of Tianya, there was a trace of confusion on the face of the instrument, and he not only pointed to himself.
Tianya nodded quickly, indicating that it was there.
Seeing Tianya's positive expression, the spirit couldn't help looking at himself. But the picture that came into sight immediately made her "Ah!" It turned out that she was still wearing three-point underwear, and she knew that Tianya was watching there again. Do you think she could be like this?
"You, you!" The weapon spirit blushed and covered his key parts and walked towards the inside of the side.
Seeing the appearance of the artifact, Tianya couldn't help touching his nose and shaking his head with a wry smile.
At this time, Tianya felt that the previous ambiguous atmosphere had disappeared. After calming down a little confused mind, Tianya looked at the room carefully.
It was only then that Tianya found that the room did not have a strange atmosphere as in his first impression. Instead, it seemed to be a very unbearable feeling. Tianya had a feeling that she was not the spirit of the general's order, but the first master of the general's order. It was only for some reason that led to her current appearance. I just don't know what she has been through?
Tianya's face was already a little discolored at this time, because he didn't know what she had experienced, and what would these bring him? Good luck? Bad luck? Or what?
Just when Tianya was still there as if he was meditating, the spirit had already dressed and came out of the inner room.
As soon as he came out, he saw Tianya making a meditative look there. He couldn't help but collapse, his little mouth pulled, and his face was unhappy.
Because she finally found a feminine dress, but Tianya was so good that he was there with a thoughtful face and didn't look at her at all. Do you think she can be like this?
"Hmm!" The spirit stamped his feet and wanted Tianya to turn around and look at her.
But Tianya was still meditating there and didn't hear the footsteps of the spirit at all. But in the eyes of the instrument, this is a pure insult and disdain for her. Such unreasonable, she can still stand it!
Suddenly, I saw the weapon rushing straight to Tianya's side, directly a flying foot, kicking Tianya to the ground. Seeing that Tianya was kicked to the ground by himself, the spirit not only did not have that sense of guilt, but also said with a smile, "Humph! See if you dare not to listen to me in the future, be careful that I will hang you on the tree outside that day!"
He was kicked out more than five meters by the instrument! I almost kicked out of the house directly from the house! If such an "attack" doesn't wake up, I'm afraid it will never wake up again!
Tianya stood up from the ground. Maybe his kicked buttocks were still a little painful. Tianya covered his buttocks with one hand and pointed to the instrument and shouted loudly: "NTMD is purely a violent woman, or a violent woman who does not know how to respect others! Humph! You said that I was sitting there well without you and didn't mess with you. Why do you have to bother me? Aren't you insane? Really, I don't know what kind of parents can teach a daughter like you! Humph!"
When she heard Tianya say that she was a violent woman, she still didn't understand. She just thought that Tianya was praising her there. However, after hearing a few words from Tianya, the face of the weapon immediately changed and turned black, absolutely real black.
However, years of "cultivation" made her quickly calm down the huge dissatisfaction in her heart, and then said with a smile, "Really? Does your butt still hurt now? Do you want me to cure you?"
When Tianya heard the words of the weapon spirit, he didn't think much about it. He just felt that this matter seemed to be a little unreliable. However, when he saw the small white and delicate hands of the weapon spirit and thought of what pleasure it would be when these small hands would be when he massaged himself, Tianya forcibly suppressed this strange feeling.
Then, he smiled, looked at the instrument and said, "Well, why are you bothering me to treat me?"
After saying that, Tianya quickly ran to the inner room and lay down to **, looking at the instrument with an expression of "Why don't you hurry up?"
The instrument began to hear Tianya say that and thought it was going to fail this time, but to her surprise, Tianya ran to the inner room at an absolute speed of more than 180 miles per second.
What was most difficult for her to accept was that Tianya still looked at her with that "you don't hurry up" look. But at this time, she found it, "Huh! Since you want this, I won't be polite!" Thinking of this, the spirit said sweetly, "Okay, I'm coming!"
Tianya still looked happy at this time, and he didn't know that his cup of fate was about to be staged.
This is the weapon spirit walking towards Tianya with a gloomy smile on his face, and he keeps pulling his hands and making a "kaka" sound.
However, she was still walking slowly at this time, so when she saw that Tianya felt that the weapon spirit had not come over, she turned her head impatiently and looked at the instrument spirit and said loudly, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you say you were going to cure it for me? Why are you still standing there stupidly now! Come here quickly! Master, I want you to serve me today, huh? Pooh, pooh! MD, it's bad. I'm wrong. That's not what I mean. Don't get me wrong!"
Originally, Tianya still had a smile on his face, but when he realized what he was talking about, his face changed and turned into an embarrassed face. He doesn't want to provoke this violent woman now, otherwise he wouldn't know if she had suffered a broken hand that day!
But he hasn't realized what he just said so far. Didn't he just give the weapon a chance?
And when the weapon spirit saw Tianya looking over, he quickly made a hand that looked like he was still there to catch people, took it back, put it behind him, looked at Tianya cutely, and whispered, "I know, I'll be right over right away."
Hearing the words of the weapon spirit, Tianya didn't think much, so he replied directly, "Hmm! Isn't that faster? If I wait any longer, I will be fine. Do you still need me to treat it?"
Hearing Tianya's words, the weapon spirit was really afraid that he would get well soon. He didn't need her to "cur" it, so he quickly walked towards Tianya and asked with a smile, "Is it still painful now? Do you need me to 'cure' it for you?"
"Hmm! Of course, but be lighter, don't be too heavy!" Tianya didn't know that he was waising to the ghost gate at this time!
Hearing Tianya's words, of course, the weapon spirit replied viciously: "Okay, I know. I will do it well, gently, and I will never give you any pleasure."
Huh? What? Can't you make it clear?" When Tianya heard the vague words of the weapon spirit, he immediately asked confusedly.
But how can this be the same as what he thinks? The spirit did not answer his words, but raised his hands with a fierce face and pinched Tianya directly.
Suddenly, there was a huge scream in the space of the general's order, "Ah!"
Then there was a loud laugh, but the laughter was more feminine.
"Ah! MD, you, you vicious woman! Did I mess with you? You, you actually did this to me. At least I am also your master. You, how dare you attack the Lord? Don't you want to die? Tianya's two hands kept rubbing their buttocks, and then cursed at the weapon!
Because if someone looks at the back of Tianya at this time, they will find that the two halves of Tianya's buttocks have become obviously asymmetrical. The left buttocks are more than the right buttocks, and the center position is seven or eight centimeters more than the original appearance. What kind of concept is this? It's seven or eight centimeters! It can be seen how much effort the spirit has exerted!
For comparison, being stung by a wasp is just a one or two centimeter, but if these seven or eight centimeters were to sting, I'm afraid Tianya would have died now.
Although the instrument heard Tianya's shouting, she would not care what happened to Tianya. She just said with a smile, "Oh, I'm so scared, I'm so scared!" Ha ha, attack the Lord? I haven't heard of it. Where did you know? There must be no one spreading rumors there! Really, how can there be such a bad person? Attacking the owner is a death penalty! Who would do such a thing?"
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