Chapter 114 Picking up money and picking up hand cramps
When the new star said 8,000 horses, Shiba was still very indifferent.
But at the sight of "10%", Shi Ba was not calm at that time. I just feel that my mind is like a enlightenment, as if I woke up from a dream!
"Eight thousand! Well, Dad! If I work hard, I will get all the 8,000 war horses! Sell it again! 20% of the lottery! That's 1,600! 1,600! If you pay one yuan each, it will be 1,600 yuan! The current war horses in the game are so popular. It must be more than one yuan per piece, ten yuan per piece, which is 16,000 yuan! Well, it can't be too ideal. Take an average. Five yuan a piece, that's 8,000 yuan!
My God! Well done! The tuition fee for the second half of the year is settled!"
Shi Ba muttered to himself, calculated, and finally came up with an amazing result. Even the private chat information of the supernova has been put aside.
"Half-year tuition fee! If! Just if! Assumption! Assuming the third wave of the Liaoning army, it is assumed to be 30,000! That's 30,000 war horses! It's 6,000 in my hand..." Shi Ba suddenly woke up: "I don't want to. Don't be too greedy. Don't be self-defeating at that time. Let's work hard first! Eat all the current 8,000 war horses into your mouth!"
Since he entered the game, Shi Ba has always been absent-minded, often wandering around the world, not caring, muddle along, passing by the mentality of playing soy sauce.
I have never played this game so attentively at such a moment.
These 8,000 horses are the tuition fee of Shiba, the interests of Shiba, and the goal of Shiba!
Although it is exaggerated, the goal of Shiba is to get all 8,000 war horses without falling and damaging the ground.
So his choice is to steal secretly, never rob, rob rob, and never fight. If you can't do it, you will never do it. As soon as he moves, his horse will definitely be damaged. Well, it's not his horses for the time being, but he has subconsciously regarded these horses as "his horses".
Taking advantage of the night, he sneaked into the stables and looked at the "infinity" war horse in front of him. His eyes flashed with golden light.
"A lot of war horses! Boss! You are developed! We are developed!" In the gossip, the hero shouted exaggeratedly.
The good man spared his life. Shortly after Shiba entered the meat thorn stronghold, he touched the outside of the valley. Under the onlookers of players on both sides of the cliff, he took out a portable loudspeaker and shouted:
"Brother Shi! Boss Shi! Come and take my little brother! I'm going to help you charge! I'll help you break the back! I just want to drink soup! Come and cover your little brother! Brother Shi! Boss Shi..."
Turning around, this paragraph of words was shouted for more than half an hour. In the back, all the players in the camp ran out to watch.
Shi Ba ran out at that time. As soon as he saw the scene, he fainted.
As a result, I got closer and was even more dizzy.
It turned out that this bastard didn't shout by himself at all, but recorded this sound with a loudspeaker and hung this character here. Most of them were already wandering around and running to the fantasy world.
The sincerity of this product is so tight!
I don't know what's wrong with him, so I took him into the guild.
(Xiaoqiang: Cough! The players who can break into the underworld are all players with a certain strength. Moreover, this guy is so good at it. If he comes in, he will definitely enliven the atmosphere of the guild, right?)
Next, Shi Ba was ordered to organize a special team, and those who wish to sign up.
At that time, the situation was unclear, the task was arduous, and the expected harvest was not great. There were not many people who were willing to go, only Shi Qi, looking for him in the dream, and several familiar friends of the Tang family's big and small shopkeepers.
Only the good man, I don't know what's going on, so I'm also eager to sign up.
Later, when Shi Ba asked him the reason, he knew that he just wanted to see it earlier. It was said that the Eighth Brother could hide the universe of millions of soldiers.
Shi Ba has never accepted him as a little brother, but he is still a big brother on the left and a big brother on the right, and he is not discouraged.
In terms of iron flow, one person was also sent, a beautiful woman: the water is ruthless. It's cold, and people greet her, which is also unreasonable.
Look at his name and know his person.
Most of them are not expected in the Tieliu Guild, so they were sent to "observe" the movement of the eight special forces.
Shortly after the result, the supernova announced that the profits of the special forces would be 20%, and the members of the special forces would get another 20%.
At that time, I called some people who didn't sign up, and I regretted it.
......
Shi Ba secretly approached a horse. The gossip was shining, silently, and the war horse disappeared in the air.
The good man in the gossip shouted, "My Eight Brother is mighty!"
Being flattered tirelessly, there was a trace of impatience and a trace of fluttering in Shi Ba's heart.
The war horse entered the gossip, and the team members cleaned it up. With such a large number of people, they pack up a horse, and one person catch it once. If you calculate the probability, you will know that the probability of everyone's failure is one in millions. The probability that the war horse can escape the first catch is comparable to winning the lottery.
Even if it really stepped on shit and won the lottery once, can it still win the lottery again and again?
Shiba is now gratified to find that his gossip is really suitable for this kind of bad thing!
Shi Ba secretly touched the horse while secretly laughing.
"One dollar! Two yuan! Three yuan..."
According to the five yuan per horse, the draw is 20%. Every time you catch one of these horses in front of you is equivalent to picking up one yuan for nothing.
So in the eight eyes, these horses have grown into one yuan, bright white crystal, crisp steel coins. In this endless horse farm, it is not surrounded by horses, but coins. It's a steel jump on the ground.
In Shi Ba's consciousness, he is not stealing horses now, but picking up money.
The ha ha ha ha ha ha in life: sleep until you wake up naturally, count money until your hands cramp.
Shi Ba now knows that the happier thing than counting money to get hand cramps is to pick up money and pick up hand cramps.
If you count money, if you are a banking profession, you can count money for others every day. If you count it and draw again, you can only have extra envy and hatred.
If you count your own money, it is a big money. Only the upstarts who are new to the big money have the pleasure of counting money. With a lot of history, I don't have the patience to count money at all. I write checks and swipe gold cards directly. What's good about what belongs to you?
Only pick up money. It is to pick up things that do not belong to you little by little. The pleasure is the most lasting.
This is like "a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing."
Counting money is making out with your wife. I only feel happy when I get married. After three or five years, more than ten or twenty years, do you still feel excited?
Picking up money is "stealing", the most exciting kind...
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Cough. It's shameful to get something for nothing. Labor is glorious. I wish you all make money and have hand cramps in the new year!