Chapter 152 Forced
Shi Ba was originally sitting on the couch. Zhou Dong was so scared that he shrank to the ground and slipped down. He hurriedly supported Zhou Dong: "Old man, what are you doing?"
As a good teenager in the new era, Shi Ba deeply agrees with the truth that there is gold under the man's knees. No matter who worships whom, he will feel awkward. What's more, the one who knelt down to him in front of him was more than enough to be his grandfather in terms of age... When he put it aside, his father didn't count.
"Madam... Uncle Taishi! I... The younger one is not someone else, and the younger one is the twenty-ninth generation of Jiang Wei's family! It's not an outsider! Madam, Madam... Uncle Taishi! It's enough for you to hide it from outsiders. You don't have to hide it from me as a doorman!"
"What's the secret? What are you hiding?" I'm puzzled.
"It is said that the master of my master Jiang Wei, Mr. Zhuge Kongming, the Marquis of Wu, married Yueying, and the Huang family has a brother named Rixiong. He is a young man who has Taoism. He travels all over the world and wanders around the world. He learned the art of immortality. When the Marquis of Wu died, his appearance was the same as before. People don't know such secrets. How can I, Jiang Wei, know? Mrs. Huang Rixiong's wife... Taishi Shuzu, unique skills in life: eight arrays of stone soldiers, gossip in the table, eight arrays of universes! You have already used these three stunts one by one. Others don't know, but I know that this is the signature stunt of Uncle Taishi. Except for Master Zhuge and Grandmother Yueying, no fourth person knows it. As proof of your appearance in those years, Tai... The demeanor of Taishi's uncle is still better than in the past, but you have mastered the art of rejuvenation?"
Shiba doesn't know what the other party is talking about at all.
"I said, my name is Shi Ba, and my surname is Shi Ba. This year is the age of seventeen. It's not the uncle you mentioned. Old man, you really have the wrong person!"
"Are you too... Taishi's uncle's reincarnation? Have you lost the memory of your previous life?
"I'm dizzy!" Shi Ba was dizzy: "Old man, I'm just an ordinary person, okay? Where did the memory of the previous life come from?"
"Impossible! Even if the little one recognizes the wrong person, the treasure will not recognize the wrong person! Little courage, can you borrow your magic weapon to take a look at the map of the universe?
"Eight arrays of universe map? Are you talking about the gossip map of the universe? Shi Ba stretched out his hand and took out the map of the gossip universe. This thing is bound to his soul, and others can't use it even if they want to. He is more relieved.
"This is the thing!" Zhou Dong's eyes lit up and then said, "It turns out that this thing has been damaged during the disaster. There is no one in the power. It seems that Tai... Taishi's uncle failed in those years, and the corpse was reincarnated. His reincarnation, needless to say! That's you! You are the reincarnation of Tai... Taishi's uncle. Little courage, don't be too... too, call you uncle, won't you mind?"
Shi Ba breathed a sigh of relief: "Hun! OK. It's too... too good to avoid it. When people who didn't know heard it, they thought you were stuttering! It's better to get rid of your uncle. Everyone called me Xiao Ba.
"The little one will call you Uncle Eighth! What do you think?
Shi Ba: "... Can you save your uncle?"
Zhou Dong: "The little one dares!"
Shi 8: "...it's up to you. I'm too lazy to argue with you. Anyway, I'm really not the reincarnation of your wife and uncle!"
"Uncle Eight said no, then it's not." Zhou Dong was very calm and sure.
"Ha! You finally believe me?"
Zhou Dong: "If the uncle acts like this, there is naturally a reason for the uncle. The uncle doesn't want to mention the past, and he naturally dares not mention it again."
Eighth: "..."
Zhou Dong: "I don't know what's the important thing for my uncle to come here! If you have a little nephew, just tell him.
He was called uncle by a grandfather-level old man. Shi Ba was covered with goose bumps and his heart was hairy. He said absent-mindedly when he heard the words, "I can see a big roc in the village from afar. Come and have a look on the way."
"Uncle is really not a mortal!" Zhou Dong was amazed and flattered.
Eight people rolled their eyes. I was in a panic.
"Cough! Peng'er! You don't have to listen to the corner outside!" Zhou Dong suddenly raised his voice and said, "Come in and visit your uncle!"
It was suspected that Yue Fei's teenager came in. He is majestic and handsome. Sure enough, he gave birth to a talent.
It's just a puzzled face, looking up and down with suspicious eyes. In the eyes, there is a hidden meaning of badness.
"I'm dizzy! I didn't mean to pretend to be a ghost and take advantage of you! It's all forced by your master! I was forced!" Shi Ba screamed depressedly.
There are some things that players and NPCs can't explain at all. Some words, when they come out of the player's mouth and enter the NPC's ears, will be automatically filtered and automatically ignored. Therefore, even if Shi Ba honestly explains to Zhou Dong that he is a player, the array is brought on his body when he gets a hidden profession. Part of it, the heavenly calculus, the geograph, or the rewards in the gift package given by the system... And so on, even if Shi Ba said it, Zhou Dong only listened to the wind. It doesn't work at all.
And since Zhou Dong recognizes it like this, it is mostly a hidden task. This eight-scale universe map in Zhou Dong's mouth may really be the legendary Huang Rixiong immortal. The items left after the failure of the disaster were assigned to him by the system. Finally, it happened that the hidden task was triggered here again.
Anyway, it's not clear. Now, Shiba can only go with the situation.
"Yue Fei, meet your uncle, Zu." The little teenager knelt down sullenly and frowned at Zhou Dong.
It's really Yue Fei. Shi Ba's heart jumped wildly.
He quickly stretched out his hand to help him up and suddenly remembered that in the current situation, the elders seemed to be going to give gifts to the younger generation.
Scrape your stomach and stay there for a long time - there to count your belongings.
The current storage space of his array is super large. It can't be compared with a pervert like the universe bag, but compared with ordinary people's backpacks, it is also a pervert.
There are some messy and useless things in the guild, and most of them will leave a backup on him. It was like this when I was with the team before. Recently, I temporarily left the front-line team because I had to study, but these things have not been cleaned up for a while.
Now it's a temporary check, which is really a mess.
After thinking about it, it was not a way to look for it so blindly, so I asked: "..."
Suddenly, I don't know how to call Yue Fei. If it's just called uncle and nephew, for the sake of age, he will recognize it by pinching his nose - this is probably Yue Fei's mentality between his uncle and his ancestor.
But now Zhou Dong is next to him. His uncle and nephew must have responded unyieldingly.
"That. Xiaopeng! When we meet for the first time, I, a young elder, will give a gift as usual. I just don't know what kind of gift you want?"
"I want a good gun!"
"Uh...what else?" There is no good gun in Shi Ba's hand.
"It's a good armor." Yue Fei is not polite. He neither regarded Shi Ba as his uncle and an ancestor, nor did he treat Shi Ba as an outsider.
"What else?" Speaking of which, good equipment is called player equipment, and everything else is left, just equipment, which has always been a shortage. Even if it is a second-class equipment, it is still used to equip its own soldiers.
"Bow! Strong bow!" Yue Fei continued to ask for a high price.
"Is there anything else?"
"Horse! BMW!"
"Good! I'll give you a good mount today!" Shi Ba's eyes lit up. There are not many others, but there are good mounts.
Take Zhou Dong and Yuefei to walk back to the original square (Sun Guping).
"Xiao Pengju! Don't be polite to me. You can choose these mounts at will!" Shi Ba patted his chest painfully and pretended to be wide.
With a wave of hand, Thunder Eagle, Wind Dragon, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Triceratops. All appeared.
Produced by All Fantasy World. The whole Song Dynasty is an exclusive product. Not to mention Zhou Dong, Yue Fei and several of his little brothers, even the crane fairy, and the snake pharmacist, who looked very "broad" hidden professionals, were all greedy. In the fantasy world, such things, except for the wind dragon, can only be regarded as road goods.
But in the Song world, these things are rare species.
Especially in the eyes of NPCs, although the crane is also very popular, it is a variety that everyone has seen. The four strange beasts waved out by Shi Ba have never seen any of them.
Suddenly, several naughty young men on the crane's back ran over, looked at this head, and touched their heads.
"Look, look! Your hair is up!"
"Your hair has also stood up!"
Thunder Eagle: "..."
"Look here! What a big horn!"
"It's so thick! It's so long! It's so hard! What a sharp big horn!"
Triceratops: "..."
"Big brother, big brother! Is this monster with long horns on its head the legendary rhinoceros?
"No. This monster is a triangular dragon!" Shi Ba touched someone's head and said kindly.
"Wow! It's a dragon!"
"The legendary dragon! Sure enough, there are thick horns!"
"Big brother, big brother! This dragon is so fat. Is it the legendary pig dragon? Can such a fat dragon really fly in the sky?
Triceratops: "..."
Shi Baxin said, "I seem to have said that his name is Triceratops. Moreover, this dragon is not that dragon..."
Under the eager questioning of the teenagers, Shi Ba will explain the name and power of the four monsters one by one.
Yue Fei observed quietly and listened quietly. Obviously, he wants to make a plan and then move.
However, unconsciously, what he saw the most was the most "winding" wind dragon. There are three "dragons" taken out by Shi Ba, but only this one can fly. Judgment is high and low.
"I only have one question." Finally, Yue Fei finally said, "What do these strange beasts usually eat?"
It was a machine at 8 o'clock.
He really didn't think about this problem. Players raise mounts, which are very abstract. Feed is also very abstract feed. Usually, if the mount has no endurance, feed a little feed and deal with it. Other detailed problems are all solved by the system.
NPC riding is very specific. Feed whatever it is. Like the Thunder Eagle of Song Huizong, it has its own complete set of recipes.
Of course, the emperor can afford to raise this kind of strange beast. But Yue Fei's family is poor. I can't do it at all. Unless he is willing to be a subordinate, soldier or deputy general for the player, then problems such as mounts can be solved by the player. Only in this way can you afford it.
"That. Why don't we change it or give you a BMW? Shi Ba said awkwardly. I feel very humiliated. I took out everything, but I couldn't give it away. Isn't this a disguised show-off...
At that time, he was confused. From his own soldiers, he proposed four horses that were prepared to be used as rewards. A water of purple.
Even if you don't need to look at it, you can see with the naked eye that these horses are powerful and one in a million.
Yue Fei looked regretfully at the four-headed strange beasts being taken away by Shi Ba, and then saw four BMWs, and his eyes immediately lit up again.
"Cough! Uncle!" Zhou Dong suddenly said, "Please forgive my nephew for saying more! It's a good thing for you to love the younger generation. But such a BMW is really not affordable for an ordinary rich family. I don't know if there is a second-class horse in my uncle's hand?"
"Oh, yes!" Shi Ba was helpless. He took back the purple horse and released four blue horses: "No matter how bad the horse is, I don't have it in my hand."
"This...this is still a BMW!" After looking at it for a while, Zhou Dong still sighed.
The implication is that Yue Fei still can't afford it.
"Master! This horse should be affordable in my family. Just support my family! As long as I ride from time to time, I will be satisfied!" One of the NPC guys with gorgeous clothes said.
"Take as much as your family can!" Shi Ba waved his hand and was extremely heroic.