Chapter 57 Mahjong Game
"I didn't expect to find this for you. I heard that you like to play this very much in China! The injured members of our team are still very concerned. I'm afraid that you will be bored at home alone. I'll find a good thing to relieve your boredom!" Bodinov raised the expression of mahjong in his hand and said on the sofa.
"Oh, my God, there are four people to play mahjong. You are really careful!" Li Yu felt that she didn't come here to comfort the wounded today. She casually asked, "Isn't it because you want me to teach them how to play mahjong?"
LEE, you are so smart! Last night, I watched a movie about playing mahjong, just like magic, and Chinese kung fu!" Bodynov has been dancing with mahjong.
"You also believe in the things in the movie. Whether your IQ can continue to play football or not is a problem! I don't know how to play with Chinese kung fu. I can only play in the general north. Do you still learn it? Li Yu knew that she couldn't avoid it today, so she simply told the truth.
"Learn!" The two foreigners answered with one voice. It seems that Comrade Lao Ji was fooled by Bodynov. The good young man now takes the initiative to learn gambling games.
"I declare in advance that my teaching is practical and I have to pay tuition!" Li Yu thought that there was no reason for the three foreigners to take the initiative to stretch out their heads and be slaughtered.
After a while, he also came to Li Yu's house with two big bags of things. He brought some convenience food. The purpose of the three came was to see mahjong. Soon the trio eliminated the food and began to help the table under the command of Li Yu and prepare for the war.
But I can't speak Chinese. How can I recognize the cards?
Li Yu had to pick up and shoot one by one, write the Chinese numbers on the ten thousand words into Arabic numerals, one for each of the three people present.
There is only one note that needs to be translated, and the rest will be counted by the brother and the third son.
The cake is simpler, as long as you know how to count the cake.
"Why do games designed by your Chinese still have something to do with food? Noodles again! It's a cake again!"
"How to explain these Chinese characters?"
"What are these flowers?"
Three people, you one after another, have made Li Yu, who has been explaining for a long time, want to lift the table and leave. "TMD, teaching foreigners to play mahjong is not a human job!"
"Shut up, I don't want to play anymore! Ask one by one, I'll answer Baumson's first. These flowers are useless!" Li Yu replied angrily with an impatient face.
Baum Matsumoto wanted to continue to ask, "The flower is useless. What's the point of engraving it?" But looking at Li Yu's eyes, he swallowed the words back.
"The second question, these words are not important. When you play for a while, just remember to type out all these words!" Li Yu didn't bother to explain the meaning of the limelight or something. He didn't know it himself and knew that he could touch and open the bar. He probably couldn't explain it clearly for a while, so he simply came a simple version of the explanation.
The trio nodded seriously and reached out to sign Li Yu to answer their first question.
"It's really hard to call you foreigners. You don't care about eating. Your association is too rich. These are just to indicate the arrangement and combination of different series, just like hearts and spades in poker. Do you understand!" Li Yu thought that she could win the tuition fees of those three in a while, and she could start playing at a glance. The irritability in her heart was finally a little, and the explanation method was also simple and easy to understand.
Touch, eat, open the bar, Hu, fire cannon, and explain it clearly one by one. The three also nodded to understand. As for what a gangster is, in order to start a war as soon as possible, they were directly PASSed by Li Yu.
"What are you kidding? I guess I can have a mental breakdown with these three people. It's better not to talk about it."
After formulating the rules of playing cards, Li Yu is back in spirit. They play cards very simple. Those three are all beginners. Li Yu only explains how to play nonsense, and can eat casually, touch casually, open the bar for 100 euros, eat Hu for 100 euros, and touch 200 euros per person. There is only one additional condition in a row. The firing of the gun will double.
This is actually a narrow-mindedness of Li Yu. For a while, the three foreigners will probably not think about playing cards. They will take turns to give money. While they don't know anything now and don't set some conditions that are beneficial to them, they will be sorry for the brain cells they sacrificed tonight.
"Open the bar, north wind! One hundred euros per person!" As soon as Li Yu came up, she opened the bar and shouted and began to reach out for money.
"No, you just told us that you can play it out when you get the word card, but now you leave three to wait for the bar. There is obviously something wrong with your explanation. If you don't count, I won't pay!" It was still the Bodynov chicken thief. He immediately found something wrong and began to play rogues and didn't pay.
"You're right, I won't give it either!"
"No!"
The other two also echoed.
"Why are you like this? It's really useless, but you can touch or open the bar. I dare to stay in my hand. It's a matter of personal level. You pay quickly!" Li Yu shouted injustice while explaining.
"No!"
With a shout, it can be regarded as the sex of this bar!
In the end, Li Yu won 100 euros from Kilieni.
Then two cards, Li Yu touched himself twice in a row, and the total amount of winning rose to 1,300 euros.
Although she won 3 games in a row, Li Yu was not happy to win money at all. The reason is that the other three people play cards too slowly. Generally, they touch a card and count it first, then insert it left and right for a long time. Sometimes they have to count the cards next to it. What's more annoying is that this card is not needed after turning it for a long time.
I was so anxious about Li Yu. Fortunately, I was in good health. If I want to change the uncles and aunts in China, I have to send him to the hospital.
The fourth one is still in this situation, but Bodynov obviously adapts relatively quickly and plays as if he does. Now he has landed three decks of cards and may have listened to the cards.
At this time, Li Yu touched a north wind, looked at the bottom of the card that there were already two north winds, and played out without hesitation.
"I'm fooling, noodle boy, give me the money!" Bodynov said happily.
"My God, what kind of card are you playing? It's too unreasonable for me to play the last Beifeng to listen to the last Beifeng. This card can't be entertained!" Li Yu said so, but the 100 euros of the cannon was still given.
This one happened to arrive at Li Yu's house. The next round of cards was officially played. The four cards took 1 hour and 40 minutes, and you can completely apply for the Guinness record for the slowest mahjong.
But the three people didn't know what happened. They actually liked this entertainment very much, especially Bodinove, who had just been fooled. He also learned to shout in the movie: "Hundred rounds of war!"
The fifth card, the three of them actually played some common skills of mahjong, and began to know how to keep cards and watch the bottom cards.
There are basically no word cards they play in the bottom card. Li Yu analyzed for a long time and only thought of this possibility. "Their progress is too good. A circle of cards has reached this level!"
As a result, this card was touched around, and no one could Hu. Li Yu couldn't help but be curious. What kind of cards did the three brothers listen to? They opened the cards separately and took a look, "Do you play together? Let's see what cards you have in your hands. Except for the limelight, it's white hair, and there are so many beautiful?"
"Yes! Founder's Chinese character is good-looking, and I know this scarlet character. This is a Chinese character. And don't you mean to get rich? Maybe you can do it!"
The answer is really good-looking. Li Yu feels that teaching these three people to play mahjong is a serious mistake. Now she has won other people's money, and she is embarrassed to open her mouth and not play. This kind of torture shows that it will only end!
Later, Li Yu doesn't look at the cards and play cards. He wants to lose all the money he won, so that he can end it justly. But the problem is that the three are looking good-looking cards, not for Hu cards and want to lose money back. It's really not so easy to lose.
Time passed very slowly. Every time now is a kind of torment for Li Yu. After 2 hours, Li Yu finally lost all the money she had won before.
Look at the wall clock. It's already 11 o'clock. I played for a total of 5 hours and only played three laps of cards. Now Li Yu looks at other trioes who think they have excellent card skills and is not angry. Originally, I wanted them to give themselves some ideas on how to chase girls, but now they are wasting their time on mahjong. What Li Yu said. No more fighting, the three brothers who had not been excited had to agree.
Speaking of chasing girls, except for Kilieni, the other two can be Master Li Yu.
As soon as she heard that Li Yu saw the fairy today, she successfully placed an undercover agent beside the fairy.
The three unanimously condemned why Li Yu didn't say it earlier. Listening to Li Yu's love story was more fun than playing mahjong.
"You are so stupid. Listen to what you say, you two have feelings for each other. This fact is too easy to do. Don't talk, just go up for a lingering French kiss, and it's done!" Baumson, a Frenchman, heard Li Yu standing stupidly for a long time and didn't say anything. It was simply incredible. He casually said a solution.
"Big black man, you said something useful, didn't this boy say anything! Now it has left a bad feeling for others. We have to find a way to turn it around. Kilieni interrupted to help Li Yu explain the current situation.
"I said that you are usually very smart. Why can't you do anything about girls when it comes to girls? I came up with a way. Do you want to listen to it?" Bodynov did not forget to satirize Li Yu and deliberately sold it.
"Say it quickly. I'm so anxious. I just wasted so much time playing mahjong with you." As soon as Li Yu heard that there was a way, she grabbed Bodinov's arm excitedly and didn't let go.
"I said it's not enough! With such a strong force, my hand hurts on the stage, and when I come back, the gentleman should punish you again..." Bodinov was still joking, but Li Yu grabbed it tighter and quickly changed his words, "The way is very simple. Keep taking it off!"