Chapter 10 Celebrities
The man smiled at Luo Ning, and a stench gushed out. Luo Ning resisted the pungent bad breath and asked again, "Have you ever seen a woman with a northeast accent?"
"Hey, chirp!" The man did not answer and continued to smile at him.
Luo Ning asked again, and the man was still like this: "Hey, chirp!"
What black-chicken-chicken! Are you sick?"
"Brother, don't pay attention to him. He is a fool." The waiter of the dining car said to Luo Ning.
"Hey! When the train waiter said about himself, the fool got up with the dining car waiter again.
The train attendant seemed to be used to his crazy words and scolded angrily, "Your dick is darker!"
Luoning smiled at this scene. The train attendant wiped the table next to him and asked, "Are you eating?" 20% off!"
"Don't eat."
This fool sits in the dining car, who has an appetite to eat.
The train attendant was a little helpless: "You are his family, right?" How much do you look like him? They are all black..."
Luo Ning was extremely embarrassing when he heard this sentence, [Black-Chicken-Chicken? Can you see it in the crotch? Looks like?] Looking up at the original train waiter, I guess everyone has changed. Luo Ning was a little speechless about this waiter. The fool sat opposite and kept laughing.
"Waiter, do you have any delicious food?" This young man is probably too hungry to stand it, otherwise how could he withstand such a strong stench on the fool's body? What's more surprising is that there are so many seats in the restaurant, and the young man specially chose a seat next to the fool.
Is your nose broken? It's impossible. When the food was served, I sniffed it with my nose.
Do you like heavy taste? Well, in that case, he would probably be able to eat in the pigsty.
Is it...
"The train will arrive at Tengzhou Station soon. Please prepare to get off the train." The radio on the train suddenly sounded.
"Waiter, check out." It was only two minutes to sit here, and I only ate two bites of the food served. Throwing the money in a hurry, the young man walked out of the restaurant with his bag. The train leaned against the platform, and the man stood at the nearest exit of the restaurant and squeezed his eyes at the fool in the restaurant. The fool was a little panicked. He wanted to leave here, but Luo Ning stood in his way.
"This person is an accomplice of the suspect. Please pay attention." When Luo Ning pointed his mobile phone at the passenger at the door, the famous detective reminded him. Luo Ning did not alarm the thief and asked the restaurant waiter to call the police.
The policeman took a look at the fool. He asked harshly, "Is what he said true?"
"Hey, chirp..."
"Fool!"
"Policeman, he is really a thief. His accomplice have transferred the stolen goods. Luo Ning pointed to the man in front of the door, who was afraid that the police would see him and quickly turned around.
"He's a fool. I think you're crazy. Why can't you get along with a fool? Lu Ning was speechless when the police scolded him harshly.
"Black chirp!" The fool is pitiful.
"My chicken is not very black. What's your name? What about relatives? If you don't have relatives, come with me first." The policeman covered his nose and said patiently.
"Hey, chirp, black, chirp!" The fool suddenly became excited when he heard the policeman say that he wanted to take him back to the bureau. He cried while chirping, which made the policeman not know what to do.
"The train has entered the station. Please bring their luggage to prevent loss." The train slowed down and finally stopped by the platform. The policeman who opened the door opened the door to urge the passengers to get off. At Luo Ning's strong suggestion, the policeman was going to question the man at the door. Unexpectedly, the man was a guilty thief and threw the package in his hand and jumped off the train. The policeman picked up the package and opened it: mobile phone, MP3, MP4, laptop...
"Fool, catch that fool." The fool who was stupid just now runs faster than anyone else. Luo Ning has been on guard against her. An arrow rushed up, and a capture knocked the fool to the ground. Take off the wig, it's really that woman.
"Please forgive me. This is my first time."
"The first time?"
"En"
"There is no bleeding, it proves that it is not the first time!"
......
Return to the original owner! Everyone is happy.
"I really want to thank Detective Luo Ning for solving the case in such a short time. It was the detective who carefully analyzed and reasoned to find the murderer. On behalf of the country, the people and all the passengers, I would like to express my most respected thanks to this famous detective Luo Ning. Salute!" The flight attendant said a standard military salute to Luo Ning.
"I'm so thirsty." Aifeng software implanted a fantasy through brain waves that affect people. After falling into the famous detective software for a long time, Luo Ning suddenly turned pale and was thirsty to shock. Everyone panicked, and it seemed that the detective had worked too hard to solve the case. So some people brought boiled water, and some people held expensive drinks in their hands. Luo Ning was polite and drank all the water and drinks before he recovered.
[It seems to be really like what she said. You can't use Love Crazy for a long time. Luo Ning gradually began to realize the side effects of using Aifeng software. For example, it doesn't matter if you talk to your wife for a short time, but after entering the game, it often takes a long time. When you exit from the crazy software, you will be unbearable. You should be more cautious when using Aifeng software in the future.
"How do you know that the thief does not commit crimes alone, but also has a helper? You are really fine, with golden eyes, more refined than a monkey. The aunt's words made Luo Ning not know whether she was praising herself or scolding herself.
Luo Ning smiled and just wanted to open his mouth, but he heard another beautiful woman ask enthusiastically, "Detective, can you take a picture?"
is the couple who hid in the toilet just now.
Now Luo Ning's reputation has spread rapidly on the train. Some people say that Luo Ning is a Sherlock Holmes in China, and some people say that Conan of China has just returned from Japan. In particular, young children of this young couple are at the age of idol worship. When they hear such an evil detective, they naturally can't help but come to see them.
Although Luo Ning is not very outstanding, the masculinity of a man makes it easy for him to ** girls. The little girl hugged Luo Ning and took a picture on the left and right, pouted and took a picture with her nose up....
A little girl didn't stop until her boyfriend was jealous.
"It's really non-mainstream." Luo Ning took a look at their group photo and smiled.
"Hey, your mobile phone is amazing. What kind of game is it? Can you send it to me?" The boy has never forgotten since he saw the infinite power of [Midnight Leakage], and the girlfriend beside him looked at him with a puzzled face.
"Well! This... Ask your girlfriend if she won't let you play. Luo Ning glanced at the girl standing next to him with a beard and staring eyes. Presumably, the boy did something special to the girl in the toilet after playing midnight mania. The boy looked at the girl with a little prayer.
"Don't even think about it. Go!"
"Ouch, let's go. Don't prick my ears."
After saying that, the girl twisted the boy out of the crowd.
It was hard to get rid of this non-mainstream couple, and everyone pestered him how to catch the thief. Luo Ning coughed and cleared his throat and said, "At that time, the situation was very urgent... The thief sat in the dining car, and she was the only one. A fool can see it. And his accomplices, such a big restaurant, are next to fools. He still eats such a stinky smell with relish. Isn't there something wrong with it? What's more suspicious is that he didn't bring his bag when he came to the restaurant, but he took the bag when he left... That's what happened, and that's the situation..."
"Detective."
"Worship."
Everyone listened to Luo Ning's reasoning, and you complimented me one by one. All the way south, everything is fine.
I drank too much water, and when I arrived at Hangzhou Station, Luo Ning just wanted to find a toilet. He ran all the way with his computer on his back and ran to the exit of the station as fast as possible.
What about the ticket? Luo Ning just wants to get out of the station quickly so that he can find a toilet to solve the current problem.
"It's ticket evasion. Go to the ticket gate to make up the ticket." The ticket inspector is a middle-aged woman. She saw Luo Ning touch all his pockets and never took out the ticket and stared at him with contempt.
"You let me solve my personal affairs first, and I'll explain later." After saying that, Luo Ning is going out.
The elder sister grabbed him and pointed to the banner at the exit and scolded him severely: "The ticket evasion is the most shameful. Let's make up the ticket."
The rest of the passengers took their luggage out of the station one after another, not to mention Ronin envied those people.
"I really have something urgent. Let me solve it first. I'm Detective Luo Ning, and I guarantee it in my capacity.
Detective Conan also has to buy tickets to take the train. No, let's make up the ticket first if there is an emergency. Don't you just catch a thief? Do you really think of yourself as Holmes? Does the whole world have to know you?
"I..." Luo Ning actually covered his crotch and jumped twice.
"Hurry up, hurry up, there is a toilet..." Two middle-aged men who looked like migrant workers hurried past Luo Ning with quilts.
"Toilet?" Go in the direction of the two of them. Luo Ning's eyes lit up and saw a small simple room not far away.
"Small solution 50 cents, a large piece. More than five minutes are charged at one yuan per cent. If necessary, please apply for membership in advance.
I found a savior!
The toilet is a public place. Although I used to despise people who make profits from toll toilets, this time I saw the old lady squatting outside the toilet to pay for fees. The greatest pleasure in life is not when you meet a sweet rain in a long drought, not when you meet an old acquaintance in a foreign country, when you are in a bridal chamber, not when you are named on the golden list, but when you feel uncomfortable, when you find the toilet!
"I want to become a member!"
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It's so luxurious, and people's spirit is much better. The ticket was also found.
After successfully leaving the station, Luo Ning looked at the people in the square and shouted, "Beauty in Hangzhou, I'm coming."