Chapter 13 Son-in-law
It turned out that when Xiuxiu was still in her mother's belly, her father made a joke and betrod her. A few days ago, his father mentioned the matter again and told Xiuxiu directly that his fiance was coming to marry her. Xiuxiu doesn't like her fate to be at the mercy of others, but she can't convince her father. In anger, he ran away from home and came to Wuzhen to find his grandfather to support him.
Xiuxiu insisted on not accepting the person who was married, and Grandpa arranged a blind date for her. Xiuxiu also readily agreed.
But this blind date is not easy to deal with. Xiuxiu has had a hundred appearances, and there has never been a suitable one. And after each blind date, the matchmaker came to complain:
"Your granddaughter is Hedong Lion Roar! I accidentally touched her hand during the blind date and made her face blue and swollen!"
"Your granddaughter is such a bully! When I was walking, I took a look at other girls and burst their eyes!"
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Later, no matchmaker dared to come to the door to talk about the matchmaker. As the days passed, the marriage contract between my father and his 'in-laws' was getting closer and closer. A few days ago, I heard that my 'fiance' was coming to China to meet her! Xiuxiu is even more anxious. Grandpa no longer said that he would not let the matchmaker arrange a blind date, and later Xiuxiu simply played 'online blind date'.
Give yourself a very dragging net name: "D Hall Shuo Rat!"
wrote a very cool signature: "Cat - can't wait for you, how dare you grow old alone!"
Upload a selfie without makeup, and then search for 'view people nearby'! Or hold the phone tightly and shake it. A series of lists are listed on the screen. Click on their information one by one and review their avatars first. Well, it looks okay. Provocally send a voice text message.
If the other party is silent for more than a minute, delete it directly; if there is a reply within a minute, then hold down the 'Talkie' to chat:
"I'm also in Hall D, little girl. Why don't you play a game where mice fall in love with cats!" The sound is good and magnetic. The other party applied for a good friend, and the impression is good. Let's talk about it later. I glanced at the group of my WeChat account: Cat Knight 13/28 (the number of online people/total number in the QQ group); 26/47 cats; 45/93 rogue cats, but 0/0 in the Elvis group. ( WeChat friend grouping is not like this, but just write it like this, as long as everyone understands it.)
D Hall Rat: Auntie is not for fun! Grandpa Mao taught us that all people who fall in love for the purpose of marriage are hooligans.
The rogue cat No. 59 replied to the audio: Well, let's meet somewhere.
D Hall: "Well, there will be two Wupeng boats under the two bridges in the bridge tomorrow. When you get on the right boat, we will start a formal date!"
In order to ensure his personal safety, Xiuxiu borrowed his grandfather's personal bodyguard. The online chat has a good impression and many people will meet next, but unfortunately, most of them are looking for bad boys who have a one-night relationship. Those male cats who claim to be good young men on the Internet all show their tricks when they see the real show. Whenever she sees their lustful eyes, Xiuxiu will kick them off the awning boat without hesitation.
I have seen countless 'cats', and Xiuxiu is still alone, fighting on the front line of blind dates.
Yesterday, I heard from my grandfather that his 'fiance' had come to China. His father received him in person. When he heard that Xiuxiu escaped from marriage and came to Wuzhen, the 'fiance' actually offered: "I want to go to Wuzhen in person and move Xiuxiu with my sincerity."
Xiuxiu's father is a temperamental person. Seeing that the future son-in-law is so sincere, he readily agrees. So Xiuxiu panicked and pinned her final hope on the last ' blind date'. As a result, the 'cat' suddenly became timid when he heard the screams of the 'other slaughtered' cats. Xiuxiu waited all afternoon and didn't wait.
It was purely accidental to meet Luo Ning. It's helpless to let Luo Ning be his own 'Nevis'.
The old man shook his head repeatedly.
"Old man. Look at this."
Seeing that the old man did not seem to like the granddaughter-in-law, the white-headed man quickly pulled the old man aside and took out something from his arms and handed it over.
"White-headed man, these software..." What the white-headed man handed over was Luo Ning's copycat mobile phone. The old man clicked on his mobile phone and checked the software. His expression was very surprised.
"I don't know where this phone came from. But the software in the mobile phone is obviously an improved 'original crazy software'. In today's era, no one can transform the crazy software so perfectly. Even Master Qin can't do it." The white-headed man said solemnly. Master Qin, Qin Feng, Xiuxiu's father. Qin Lao's son.)
"Since the wind can't do it. That..."
"Qin Lao once told me that the signal in nine-dimensional space will exceed the speed of light. If this is true, then according to Einstein's theory of relativity, it is not impossible to go back in time under superluminal conditions. Probably... Maybe Mr. Qin made me. A few years later, the crazy software has developed rapidly and has been able to travel through time and space.
"However, nine-dimensional space has not been tested for a long time..." Mr. Qin paused for a moment, held the white-headed man's hand and asked excitedly, "You are a nine-dimensional space. Don't you feel it at all?"
"Didn't I catch a cold a few days ago? I was so confused that I didn't know what happened."
Old Qin Han! Aren't you a nine-dimensional space? How can we be as sick as we common people? Qin Lao sighed and finally believed the white-headed man's inference: "After several upgrades, the crazy software has developed a molded time-travel software. Using this software can not only turn back time, but also transmit such a complex database as Aifeng software in two different eras.
Qin Lao looked at Luo Ning again. Unexpectedly, I feel that although this naive young man is a little 2, he is not hopeless. He put his mobile phone in his arms and approached Luo Ning: "Young man, what's your name?"
"Luoning. I want my mobile phone and computer back. Luo Ning answered without hesitation.
"It's not difficult for you to get your things back, but I have a condition."
"What conditions?"
" Be my granddaughter-in-law."
Ah? I won't do it even if I kill it."
"Isn't my granddaughter beautiful?"
"Beautiful is beautiful, but... There is no emotional foundation at all. Luo Ning dare not say that Xiuxiu is a 7+1 or 9-1 mother-in-law.
"Haha, feelings can be cultivated slowly." Hearing Luo Ning's words, Mr. Qin suddenly looked up and laughed. Xiuxiu walked to Luo Ning and bowed gently: "My boyfriend-to-be just fell into the water twice. I'm so sorry. Are you cold? Go home quickly and change your clothes."
The sun sets in the west, and the breeze is blowing. Countless coarse cloths surged like waves behind them. The girl in front of her smiled gently, just like an aristocratic princess. Luo Ning was a little intoxicated when he heard such a gentle voice.
Luo Ning fantasized about the scene when Xiuxiu really became his girlfriend.
"Why don't you hurry up and let your aunts get your ears?"
It's a fantasy after all. The girl in front of her can't become gentle even if she is beaten to death. The weather was getting colder and colder, and Luo Ning hurriedly followed Mr. Qin to the courtyard.