Chapter 5 Visit the park with Little LOLI 1

"What did you say?" My eyes stared at the boss as if sitting in front of me like a prehistoric dinosaur. YOU ASKED ME TO ACCOMPANY THE GRUMPY LITTLE LOLI TO THE PLAYGROUND?

"It's Lori." The man in black in front of me reminded me, "If possible, we hope you can call her Princess Lori."

"I don't care whether she is LOLI or Lori." I curled my lips indifferently, and I refused the request of the man in black. In a word, I won't accompany her to the amusement park.

The man in black who appeared in front of me is called Mick, and the girl beside him is Lin Xiaoxi. According to them, they are all from the Human Bureau. But in my opinion, they woke me up early in the morning.

"You!" Maybe he didn't expect me to refuse myself so much. Mick suddenly stood up and glared at me.

"Don't be angry." Lin Xiaoxi pulled a handful of Mick. He is the person designated by the princess.

"Hmm!" He stared at me fiercely again, and Mick sat down heavily in the chair.

It's amazing. Do you think I'll be scared when you hum? Seeing Mick staring over, I didn't want to stare at him.

The atmosphere dropped to freezing in an instant.

"Classmate He Luo..." After pondering for a moment, Lin Xiaoxi said to me, "I want to know why you don't want to accompany Princess Lori to the park. You should know that countless people can't stay with her.

"Nothing, I just don't like it."

Do you want me to tell you, because I don't want to hear her call me an idiot again?

"Classmate He Luo!" Seeing my attitude, Lin Xiaoxi was also angry. You know, if you insist on doing this, you may anger Princess Lori, and our earth may be attacked or even destroyed!"

"Aha, you mean, if I don't accompany that grumpy little LOLI to the amusement park, our earth may be destroyed because of this?"

"That's right." Lin Xiaoxi nodded solemnly. In a sense, your mission is to protect human beings!"

Protect human beings and become the savior of mankind...

This is the complex that everyone has when watching Superman movies as a child.

To be honest, I also have this kind of complex. When I was a child, I did dreamed of being called the savior one day.

But...

"Excuse me, He Luo, how on earth did you save the world?"

"Well, I took a little LOLI to the amusement park, so I saved the world."

I feel shudder at the thought that such a question might appear on me.

I'm not interested in such a savior at all!

Actually, if you want me to go to the amusement park with other children, I would still be very willing. Influenced by the elderly, I still like children very much.

But let me take the little girl who always says I'm stupid...

Please, there is no problem with my brain. Why should I do such a thing?

"Didn't you think it's exaggerated?" LOOKING AT Mick AND XIAOXI, I LAUGHED AND said, "I JUST DON'T take LOLI TO THE PARK. IS IT NECESSARY TO involve THE EARTH?"

"Oh." After smiling with Mick, Lin Xiaoxi said to me, "If this little girl is an ordinary little girl, we naturally won't be like this. The problem is that she is not a simple child. She can destroy our planet as long as she wants.

With a wry smile, Lin Xiaoxi said, "When we meet such a princess, we have no choice but to serve her well."

"Ah, what's going on?"

"Do you know the Sikelkule Star?"

"I know, that's the hometown of the senior sister and the little guy. Is there any problem?"

"Oh, it seems that you don't know much about it."

"What do you say?"

"You only know Sikelkule Star, and you must not know the status of this planet in the universe, do you?" Without waiting for me to speak, Mick continued: "The civilization system of the whole universe is divided into six levels. Our earth is in the first level of civilization, and Sikelkule has reached the highest level - six civilization!"

"Well, what does that have to do with me visiting the amusement park with little LOLI?"

"It's Princess Lori." After correcting my words, Mick said seriously, "You must know that the gap between different levels of civilization is very huge. Well, let's make an example..."

After a pause, Mick continued: "Any second-level civilization only needs to send a 10,000 troops to destroy our earth. And the third-level civilization only needs thousands of people to destroy the second-level civilization... To put it simply, Princess Lori is the royal family of Sikelkule, and she has the power to mobilize the army. As long as she wants, she can easily destroy our earth.

"Well, then no one will stop her? Anyway, this is the life of a planet!"

"Well, what level of people are they? In their eyes, we are uncivilized savages. Do you think anyone will care about our lives?"

"This..."

Seeing that I was a little moved, Lin Xiaoxi said, "As long as you can accompany Princess Lori to the amusement park, we will unconditionally realize one of your wishes."

"Really?" Because of this sentence, my eyes lit up. Now I'm in a dilemma about that!

After looking at Mick, Lin Xiaoxi nodded to me. As long as it doesn't provoke the Third World War, we will promise you no matter what the requirements are.

Since that's all said so, what else do I have to say?

Of course it's OK!

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"Well, why is there no one?" Looking at the empty park, I asked strangely.

Although it is not a holiday now, it is not surprising that there are fewer people. But isn't it strange that there is not even a ticket seller in the park?

"Well, in order to let the princess have fun, we have wrapped this park down." Lin Xiaoxi explained beside him.

"What did you say?" I hardly believed my ears and pointed to the huge park in front of me. Have you wrapped up such a big park?

In order to make a little girl have fun, you actually chartered a park. How much does it cost?

"Yes, if it has a bad impact on the princess because of the number of people, it's our fault."

"But don't you think it's too exaggerated? Although little LOLI is a princess, I wrapped up a little girl for this reason..."

"Is it strange?" Lin Xiaoxi looked at me strangely. Isn't this kind of thing very common? Isn't it common sense to pack the whole playground in order to make yourself have fun?

Please, which country's common sense is this?

"Is that so?" Lin Xiaoxi pouted doubtfully. My family has always been like this. My father often said that it's worth spending the least money to make him get the most happiness.

Oh my God, how shameful your family is corrupt.

"Princess Lori is here." Mick suddenly said to us.

"Then I will ask you for everything, Mr. He Luo." After bowing to me, Lin Xiaoxi said seriously, "The lives of people on the earth are in your hands. I hope you won't let us down."

I unnaturally tilted my head to one side, and I scratched my head and said, "Don't worry. Although I don't know what to do, I will try my best to coax that little LOLI."

Originally, I still didn't care about this matter, but looking at Lin Xiaoxi's serious appearance...

Well, should I also take this task seriously?

"Well, it's all up to you." After saying this to me, Lin Xiaoxi and Mick left.

Then, the figure of little LOLI appeared in my field of vision.

She wore a long water-blue dress today, and her long blonde hair was tied into a ponytail and thrown behind her, looking full of vitality.

Well, in a sense, you can defeat Thor without vitality.

"You're here, idiot." WHEN HE SAW ME, SMALL LOLI WAVED EXCITEDLY TO ME.

That's why I don't want to come...

"I'm coming." I S smiled reluctantly at little LOLI and asked, "What do you want to play in the park today?"

"I don't know." SUGHS AND SERIOUSLY ABOUT IT, Little LOLI LAUGHED AND said, "I'LL PLAY WHAT I SEE AT THAT TIME. ANYWAY, I HAVE A WHOLE DAY."

"Well, let's go in."

After saying this, I took little LOLI into the park.

"What's that, what's that?" SHORTLY AFTER ENTERING THE PARK, Little LOLI pointed to the facilities not far away and asked me excitedly.

"That is a pirate ship, which will shake 180 degrees after opening."

"I want to play that!" Without thinking, little LOLI ran to the pirate ship. While running, he didn't forget to shout at me. Come here quickly. I want to play this."

"This, what is this?" AFTER DRILLING IN THE PIRATE SHIP, SMALL LOLI ASKED WITH THE SAFETY BAT INSIDE THE PIRATE SHIP.

"This is a seat belt to prevent people from being thrown out by the pirate ship." I LOOK AT TERLOLI STRANGELY. Don't you have this thing in your spaceship?

"No, my spaceship is controlled by a gravity device, and I don't need this kind of thing at all." Casually replied to me, and little LOLi pouted and picked up the seat belt in his hand. Idiot, how to deal with this thing.

"Haha, didn't you say I'm an idiot? Why do you still ask stupid questions?" LOOKING AT THE APPEARANCE OF THE little LOLI HOLDED THE SEAT N belt, I CAN'T help LAUGHTER.

It's really interesting that an alien princess can't even use a seat belt...

"You!"

"Okay, that's how it is."

Although I have the intention to fix the little LOLI, I still have a task, so I still generously fastened my seat belt for the little LOLI.

"Oh, that's how it is." WHILE WATCHing ME PUT ON A SEATB FOR MYSELF, LOLI SAID, "I, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT JUST NOW."

"Yes, yes." With a forced smile, I patted the pirate ship. That's how the seat belt is fastened.

Well, I have to admit that if this little LOLI doesn't call me a fool, she is indeed a lovely little girl.

"Oh." After playing in the seat for a moment, little LOLI looked up at me. Didn't you just say that the pirate ship would move? Why hasn't it moved yet?

"This hasn't started yet, so naturally it can't move."

"Then go get started!" LITTLE LOLI IN A Hurry.

"Okay, I'll let the staff start." I nodded helplessly, and I turned my head to the ticket office not far away. Er..."

The empty ticket office told me a cruel fact.

Damn Mick, it's okay if you take everyone away, at least leave me the person who starts the machine!

"Lap, pull it, I want the pirate ship to start!" Seeing that there was no movement at all, the little LOL around him patted the pirate ship with dissatisfaction and slapped the pirate ship.

"All right, I'll go down and have a look for you."

Seeing little LOLI's anxious look, I jumped off the pirate ship and walked towards the control room.

I have no choice but to try to start the machine.

Huh? Doesn't the control room need to be locked?

When I walked to the control room, I was surprised to find that the door of the control room, which was supposed to be tight, was wide open.

It was originally planned to forcibly break into the control room, but now it seems unnecessary.

As soon as I entered the control room, I saw a big sign, on which detailed instructions on how to turn on the instrument and what to pay attention to when opening the machine.

Well, it turned out to be done by the people of the People's Bureau. No wonder the door of the control room is not closed. These people are really attentive!

After following the signs, I clearly saw the pirate ship outside moving through the window.

"Haha, it's moving, it's moving!" Seeing the pirate ship move, little LOLI shouted excitedly. It's as if I'm going through something great.

"I said, isn't it just a move? Is it necessary to be so surprised?" I leaned my hand on the edge of the pirate ship and said boredly, "You even sat on the spaceship. What's the point of riding such a pirate ship?"

"It's different." LITTLE LOLI LOOKED OVER RED. It's different to take a pirate ship and a spaceship.

"It's different. It's much better to take a spaceship than a pirate ship."

"No, that's not what I mean!"

"What does that mean?"

"General, it's different!" LITTLE LOLI, WHO REDD HIS FACE, SPELL OUT THIS SENTENCE FOR A LOT. It's more interesting to take a pirate ship than a spaceship.

"Okay, okay, if you say it's interesting, then it's interesting."

Anyway, my purpose today is to play with little LOLI. Since she has been insisting, it's interesting.

"Well, have you had enough?" AFTER SHIPting THE PIRATE SHIP FOR TEN MINUTES, I COULDN'T HELP BUT ASK THE SMALL LOLI.

Although I am in good physical condition and will not feel any discomfort even if I sit for another hour, I can't stand playing pirate ships all the time.

"No." LITTLE LOLI SAID EXCITEDLY, "I STILL WANT TO PLAY!"

"This, there are other more fun games." Although I can't see what I look like now, I guess it's almost the same as the uncle who cheated the little girl with lollipops. Much more fun than this game.

"Is that really the case?" LITTLE LOLI LOOKed AT the PIRATE SHIP ReluctantLY. You can guarantee that other games are so fun.

"Yes, I promise!" I nodded heavily, and I took the little LOLI who turned around step by step to the next destination.

Hey hey, the place I took little LOLI to is nothing else, just a haunted house! Humph, in fact, I'm also quite careful. Who told you to always call me a fool?

"I'll put it first. It's very horrible. If you cry, don't blame me." BEFORE ENTERING THE GHOST HOUSE, I SAID TO THE little LOLI RETRY. Remember, this is what you asked to go in, and it has nothing to do with me.

"Yes, it has nothing to do with you." LITTLE LOLI waving his hand impatiently. Are you still a man? Why are you so talkative!"

"Okay, let's go in now." WITH A Sneak LAUGH, I took little LOLI into the door of the haunted house.

Hey, I've already put my speech in front. Even if he is scared to cry, it has nothing to do with me.

When I entered the haunted house, I clearly felt that the temperature had dropped by several degrees. Under the blurred light, you can also see that something like white fog always surrounds my feet.

Bad!

Looking at this frightening environment, I couldn't help but be shocked.

In the days when I was with the elderly, they always inadvertently told me supernatural things, so over time, I gradually became a little superstitious and began to be afraid of ghosts and other things.

Just now, in order to make a small LOLI, I subconsciously forgot that I was also afraid of ghosts, but now as soon as I entered the haunted house, this emotion once again climbed into my mind.

"Let's go, what are you doing!" LOOKING AT ME STAND IN DumbLY IN front OF THE LONG Mich Dao, little LOLI urged in the back.

"Uh, this... I thought about it. The things inside are horrible. Let's play something else. If it scares you, I will be embarrassed."

"It doesn't matter. I'm not afraid of that kind of thing at all." LITTLE LOLI SAID TO ME PROUDLY, "THAT KIND OF PEDiatric THING CAN'T SCARE ME AT ALL."

"Don't do it. What's inside is really horrible." I scared and said, "There are vampire zombies, half-headed ghosts and ghosts with only ordinary bodies..."

With that, little LOLI didn't feel anything, but I felt that the whole environment became more gloomy.

"You..." LITTLE LOLI LOOKed AT ME WITH A STRANGE EYE. So much has been said... Are you so stupid that scared?

"You're afraid, I, I'm just worried about you!" After saying that, I strode towards the long black road in front of me.

Damn, you can't lose face in front of this little girl!

"Don't be afraid of whatever you see later. Those things are fake." AFTER WALK FOR A while, I SUDENLY SAID TO THE little LOLI.

"What's wrong with you? Why did you suddenly giggle? LITTLE LOLI LOOKD AT ME STRANGELY. Have you encountered anything good?"

Yeah, can't I hide the things in my heart like this?

Yes, I did encounter a good thing, and it was quite, quite a good thing!

Yes, I suddenly thought that the staff here had been expelled, which means that no one would pretend to be a ghost at all. Aha, how can I be unhappy if I understand this?

But in front of little LOLI, I won't admit this kind of thing.

"Nothing, what good things can happen to me in here."

"Is it?" LITTLE LOLI LOOKED AT ME SUSPICUBTS.

"Abandoned, nonsense. No, let's go quickly."

With that, I took the lead in turning the curve ahead.

Then I saw...

Less than five meters in front of me, a pale face suspended in mid-air, and two bright red blood slowly flowed down his eyes.

Tick, tick...

At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of blood falling to the ground.

"Ouch." JUST THEN, SMALL LOLI CAME TO ME AND LOOKED AT THE FACE IN FRONT OF ME WITH A SURPRISED FACE. I have to say that your haunted house is really good. I deliberately arranged this horrible thing around the corner. I was really scared when I first saw it.

After saying that, little LOLI looked at me with shining eyes. I didn't expect that you didn't react at all when you saw such a thing. You are really amazing.

"Humph... Humph, how can this kind of petitish thing scare me? Without looking at the head suspended in the air, I walked towards the road ahead.

Damn, I was stunned just now...

If I hadn't been woken up by the voice of little LOLI, I don't know what would have happened.

I'm so naive. Nowadays, ghosts are all made of props, and there is no need for real people to play...

I, I hate high technology!

After that, we saw a huge spider in the haunted house, a one-eye ghost with a long tongue, and a female ghost floating in the air in white...

In a word, it was a terrible experience that I never want to recall.