Chapter 1 Dad, I'm back
In 1999, the Great Devil will come to the world with boundless anger, and the world will become an infernal hell. All life will be destroyed. Human beings will perish before the 20th century.
- Death Prophecy.
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"Cut... It's really bullshit. It's 2008 now. Aren't we still living well? The end of the bullshit world.
But the magic stick is a magic stick. The prophecy thousands of years ago has fooled the world for centuries...
Well, no, now is not the time to read these miscellaneous books.
After thinking of the purpose of my trip, I quickly put the Death Prophecy back on the bookshelf, and then found a book in the vast sea of books.
The little girl's birthday is getting closer and closer, although she said that her most wanted birthday gift was for me to accompany her to the park on her birthday. But as a competent brother, how can I really not prepare any gifts for her?
Although I didn't make money by selling sunscreen during the guardian beast test, I still got a huge bonus because I successfully completed the task of investigating Sister Wang not long ago.
According to my original idea, this favorite birthday gift should be my long-awaited PSP. However, after being told by Kexin before, I suddenly felt that it would be better to buy a birthday gift according to the girl's idea.
That's why I came to this deserted library early to find books. I can't help it. Although I'm a scholar, I still don't know anything about girls.
However, isn't this library a little too big?
Looking at the rows of bookshelves that seemed to have no end in front of me, I couldn't help but have a big head.
As mentioned before, our school is very huge. Therefore, in order to fill such a large area of the school, our school's playground is done several times as much as the regular stadium.
And the construction scale of the library where I am located is the same. Build according to several times the general library...
It covers an area of 500 square meters and is as high as six floors - if I say this is just one of the six libraries in our school, do you believe it?
Although it sounds incredible, it is indeed the library of our school!
Whether it is a villain book or a historical digest, you can find almost all the books you want to find except for adult journals.
Although it is said that there is a computer to record well, it is really difficult in this authentic sea of books!
"Yin Lin?" Just as I was having trouble finding a book, a figure shrouded in black clothes appeared in my sight.
Yes, isn't the girl who is reading in front of you Yin Lin? Oh, my God knows my problem, so he sent Yin Lin, the savior, to help me?
You know, Yin Lin is known as a living dictionary in our class! Her favorite thing is reading books. Yin Lin often comes to places like the library. If she asks her to help me find books, it should be much faster than myself!
Thinking about this, I quickly walked to Yin Lin.
"Hello, Yin Lin. What a coincidence, you are also reading a book."
"Hello." Looking up at me, Yin Lin answered lightly, and then lowered her head to read the book again.
"Well, can you do me a favor?"
I didn't care about Yin Lin's cold reaction at all. After getting along with each other for a period of time, I realized that she, like Heidi, is the kind of person who usually looks cold but is very enthusiastic when she encounters things.
Seeing that Yin Lin nodded slightly, I quickly told her what I thought, and then asked her to help me find a few books about women.
After listening to my words, Yin Lin first looked at me with a strange look, and then turned into the bookshelf like a sea.
Soon, Yin Lin appeared in front of me with a pile of books in her arms. But...
"Uh... I think you misunderstood me."
Looking at the thirty-six questions, chasing girls, are you ready (hardcover version) and my romantic life - me and thirty-six schoolgirls, my sweat couldn't help dripping on the table.
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"The reason why I want to read some books about women's hearts is that I want to choose a birthday gift for my sister." Looking at the book on the table, I smiled bitterly and said, "It's not what you think."
blush, bow your head...
After holding the book on the table in his arms in a hurry, Yin Lin pointed to the chair and said to me, "Wait."
I have known Yin Lin's silence for a long time, so I sat down on the chair rudely.
After waiting for about five or six minutes this time, Yin Lin came back with five or six books.
Frontier of Popularity, Contemporary Girls, Frontline of Popularity...
It's good. These things are just right for me.
"Thank you, Yin Lin, you are really helpful!" Looking at the book in front of me, I thanked Yin Lin.
Thanks to Yin Lin, otherwise, it would be impossible for me to find these books in such a short time.
"Nothing." After nodding to me, Yin Lin turned around and wanted to leave.
"You..." When she left, Yin Lin suddenly turned her head and looked at me.
"What's wrong? What's the matter?"
"Nothing..." Just as she was about to speak, Yin Lin shook her head again. Be careful. I'll go first."
Uh, be careful?
Is this the popular farewell?
Looking at Yin Lin's departure, I thought in a daze.
"Well, I'd better read." It was not until Yin Lin's figure left my sight that I focused on the books on the desktop.
......
I don't understand.
After reading for more than ten minutes, I put down the book in my hand.
Although I'm almost sure that the books Yin Lin gave me are correct, which clearly illustrates girls' interests and hobbies, when I saw paper-filled jewelry, pendants, and the latest hair styles, my head turned twice.
No, if I continue to watch this kind of thing, I will die!
I pushed the book in front of me and collapsed in the chair.
Those girls who can insist on reading this kind of book are really amazing!
At this moment, I suddenly felt a strong admiration for the girl who kept pursuing beauty.
Well, why don't I ask Colin to have a try?
"Collin..."
"Oh, it's He Luo. What's the matter?" After answering the phone, Colin said unhappyly, "I have a lot of things to do. If nothing happens, I'll hang up."
"Well, I want to ask, what kind of birthday gift should I choose for girls?" After a moment of hesitation, I asked hesitantly.
"Girl? Birthday gift!" Colin's excited voice came out of the phone, and his voice was so loud that I had to remove the microphone from my ear. You guys are finally enlightened! Haha, do you know which girl you want to chase first?
"Well, it's not for other girls. I just want to give Kexin a birthday gift. What's the mess in your mind!"
"Can you? Are you finally going to do something to your sister? Colin asked in a rough voice, "You said, whatever you need, I've helped you!"
"I repeat, I'm not a sister!" After gritting his teeth, I asked Colin, "What kind of birthday gifts do you think girls like?"
"The so-called girls are the kind of creatures who like romantic atmosphere, so their favorite birthday gifts are not necessarily the most expensive, the best, but they must be the most attentive." Hearing my question, Colin said earnestly on the phone, "So, you have to think about it carefully. What do you want... Well, what birthday gift did you give your sister before? Tell me first. I want to see how you, a wooden man, gave gifts before, and then help you analyze according to your situation..."
"Well, speaking of which, do you really want to help me?"
Seeing Colin so active, a trace of doubt suddenly rose in my heart.
"Of course, as your best brother, I have no reason not to help you, right?"
There is a conspiracy! There is definitely a conspiracy!
When I heard that Colin even used the word brother, the alarm bell in my heart couldn't help ringing.
"Hey, it's not the time to talk about that nonsense. What is your usual birthday gift for your sister?" Without giving me time to react, Colin said, "If you don't say anything, I'll hang up the phone."
"...you are cruel!"
There's nothing I can do. Although I doubt Colin's positive attitude, since he has said so, I have to honestly tell the gift I gave Kexin before.
I thought that Colin would laugh at me for not knowing how to give gifts after I finished talking about myself, but I didn't expect that after I told Colin these things, this guy had no sound.
"Hello, hello? You didn't fall into the stinky ditch, did you?"
"You just fell into the stinky ditch." After a long time, Colin's voice came from his mobile phone. You are so good at picking up girls and asking me nothing.
After saying that, Colin turned off his mobile phone.
Can I pick up girls?
Did Colin really fall into the stinky ditch and hit his head into the ditch just now?
Well... I'd better go to the detective agency to ask Helen and Heidi. Both of them are women, and I think there should be research on this aspect.
Thinking of this, I casually stuffed the books on the desk towards the bookshelf and quickly left the library.
I will never come back to this damn place again!
"Well, who is this child?"
The school is not close to the detective agency, but under my fast running, I still came to the detective agency 20 minutes later. When I entered the detective agency, I saw Helen trying to coax a six- or seven-year-old boy to eat.
This little boy's appearance is very good. His chubby face makes people feel the urge to pinch at a glance. His pink skin looks like mature water*, white and red, and looks so cute.
Hearing my words, Helen stood up happily. He Luo, you are here. This child has been waiting for you for a long time.
"Me?" I pointed to my nose in disbelief, and I asked suspiciously.
Although my memory has never been very good... cough, occasionally there are such bad times, but I have no impression of this child.
"Yes, this child is here to find you." Pushing the little boy in front of me, Helen said softly to the little boy, "Come on, He Chu, this is the brother He Luo you are looking for."
Why did you drink vinegar?
How can there be such a handsome name in this world?
I smiled secretly and was about to ask the child what to do with me, but He Chu suddenly said something that made me dull in an instant.
"Dad, I'm back."