Episode 15 Your Majesty
Well, I carefully studied the first 30,000 words of the eighth volume and found that some of them were biased towards YY, and all of them were deleted in pain...
Woo, sad ING~
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"Well, there is no one else now. You should tell me the truth!"
When I saw the senior and the little guy enter the cabin, I wink at Colin and took him to the other side.
What did you say? I've told you everything that should be said. As he followed me unhappyly, Colin stared at the house not far away with an indignant expression on his face. Damn it!"
"Don't look! I won't let you go." Seeing Colin taking three steps back, I dragged him over without saying a word. Do you think those words that you lied to my sister and the little guy can deceive me? Anyway, I have lived with you for more than ten years, and I know the situation of you best.
"Fight, funny!" Turning his head disdainfully, Colin whispered. With your stupid IQ, how can you see my perfect deception?
"Humph, do you really think you can hide it from me?" I glanced at Colin disdainfully, and I pointed to his right eyebrow and said. You still don't know that when you lie, the eyebrows of your right eye will jump!"
This is not my fabrication. When Colin is lying, his right eyebrow does beat slightly. Although it is not obvious, it is quite clear for me with superhuman eyesight.
"Hu, nonsense!" Hearing my words, Colin's face appeared anxiously. I, my eyebrows won't jump!"
"Is it?" Smiling without saying anything, I continued, "You... believe it or not. If you don't talk, I'll go to your mother for dinner as soon as I go back!" Moreover, it's three days in a row.
"You...you bastard!" Colin pointed to me tremblingly and said with a ferocious face, "Don't you think it's shameless to always threaten others with such things!"
"Oh." After whistling frivolously, I said to Colin indifferently, "I'm just shameless. You hit me, you hit me!"
Hey, it's not easy for you to deal with those gangsters!
"But, damn it!" He stared at me fiercely, and Colin kicked the stone under his feet an angry. If I had known that I had asked my master to teach me martial arts, how could you bastard show off in front of me!"
"Is it?" Shrugging my shoulders indisputably, I looked at Colin and smiled. But there is no such thing in the world. I advise you to honestly tell all the problems!"
"Explain... as if I were a prisoner." With a grunt of dissatisfaction, Colin looked at me and sighed leisurely. Well, who made me so unfortunate that I have been related to you since I was a child.
In this case, you are not qualified to say it at all, right?
I glanced at Colin, and I began to wait for the answer he gave me.
"Actually, what I told you before is true." After a moment of silence, Colin said, "But there are some things I didn't say."
At this point, Colin took a look at me. For example, while becoming a master's apprentice, I became an alien consultant.
"Aren consultant?"
"Yes." After nodding, Colin continued, "The alien consultant is a job to record all his knowledge of the earth, the history of the earth's development, and the changes that have occurred on the earth, and then provide information for aliens."
I, you are indeed a traitor to human beings...
After a pause, Colin continued, "It's because I took over this job that I had the opportunity to meet my top boss, that is, the person who asked me to deal with you."
"Uh, isn't it?" Hearing this, I said strangely, "I haven't known the little guy for a long time. Since the boss you mentioned wants to deal with me because of the little guy, you should have known the boss for a short time, right?"
What I said is wrong, not because of the wrong time, but because of my understanding of Colin. Although this guy is usually very out of tune, he can't choose to deal with me because of a person he has just met!
If you want him to deal with me is a master he knew when he was a child, then I can understand, but it's really unreasonable to deal with me for a new boss!
"Yes." With a nod, Colin said, "I didn't know the boss until a week after Su Yun transferred to our school."
"I, you guys have betrayed your friends who have been in love with you for more than ten years for this guy you have known for a long time. You, you are really worthy of being my best friend!"
Looking at the guy with a natural face in front of me, my criminal psychology suddenly rose from my heart.
Well, this is the land of the survivors anyway. If I bury this guy...
"Hey, are you thinking about something dangerous!" As soon as the idea of crime rose in his heart, Colin jumped away from me strangely. Right? You must have been thinking about something bad for me just now!"
"Cut~"
Why does this guy have such an amazing intuition only when he is unfavorable to himself!
Why can't you feel it when you are despised by me?
"What to cut, what to cut! Oh, my God, did you really have that idea just now? After trembling and hiding in a big tree, Colin stretched out his head from behind the tree. You are a cold-blooded and ruthless demon that even a brother with more than ten years of feelings wants to kill!"
Hey, why on earth did you say such words! Design a pseudo-god, is it you who want to kill me with the hand of a pseudo-god?
"Come out, I haven't finished yet." I touched my nose helplessly, and I waved to Colin who was hiding behind the tree. Come here quickly."
"No, I'm not that stupid." He gave me a middle finger behind the tree, and Colin shouted loudly, "I, Colin, am not a fool. I won't die automatically!"
It turns out that there is really a hopeless fool in this world...
Looking at Colin with a proud face hiding behind the big tree, I blocked the black line face with my right hand, and my left hand waved casually in the direction of Colin.
"Boom!"
With the roar, the big tree in front of Colin slowly fell down.
"Uh..." looked at the big tree under his feet and then at me. Colin's face quickly piled up with a warm smile. Huh? Why did I suddenly appear behind the tree?
"Dear brother, let's continue with the following topic."
"Okay, but before that, can you tell me why you chose to help the so-called boss?" Looking at Colin with a smile, I raised the corners of my mouth slightly.
"Uh..." Hearing my question, Colin's face showed an embarrassed expression. Can I not say that?"
"What do you think?" Looking at Colin with a smile, I asked back.
"If I tell the truth, can you promise not to hit me?" After a moment of hesitation, Colin whispered to me.
"I promise."
I nodded with blue veins on my forehead, and my head suddenly hurt.
This damn guy, how many things have you done to make me feel sorry!
"You promised." After hesitating for a moment, Colin whispered, "Actually...yes, it's because of nothing, boring."
"What?"
My mouth is wide open, and my eyes are about to stare out.
"Because, because I'm bored."
"Because you are bored, you deal with me with that boss?" After a while, I finally calmed down. Looking at Colin strangely, I asked in disbelief, "Just because of boredom? There is no other reason?"
"Of course." Colin took it for granted and even nodded fanatically. There is no other reason but boredom. Er, don't you think that ordinary days are too monotonous, and this kind of monotonous life is not suitable for us at all. As a normal high school student, our days should be full of violence, oh, full of bloody battles, pranks and so on.
What on earth is the structure of Colin's skull? Brain scientists on Earth, come and dissect this guy's head quickly. If you can completely figure out this guy's brain structure, you may know how idiots are born!
No, if it is really studied thoroughly, you must know the reason for the birth of idiots.
"So, you did such a thing because you thought my life was too boring and wanted me to be more interesting?"
"No, how can it be such a low-level reason?" Colin, who had fallen into a fanatical fantasy, waved his hand and said to himself. How can I do that to improve your life? I did these things for myself!"
"Oh, how to say it."
Patience, He Luo, you must be patient!
"Of course, it's because I want to see your panic face because of the emergency." Colin, who was completely hopeless, muttered, "Oh, as long as I think of your hurried face, my heart is full..."
Boom!
But, damn it, I can't help it!
"Yes, I'm sorry, I know I was wrong." Colin, who finally woke up from the frenzy, ran to me awkwardly and hurriedly apologized to me.
"You guy, why do I know a guy like you!" Looking at the flattering smile on Colin's face, I couldn't help covering my face and sighed heavily.
When I was very young, Grandpa told me to treat my friends well, because there are many friends that are easy to walk. In the future, it will be my friends who will accompany me.
But, but friends like Colin...
Grandpa above nine days, it's not that I don't believe you, but there is indeed a bug like Colin in this world!
"Well, I won't ask what happened to you before." Looking at Colin, who got up from the ground like an immortal little strong, I asked faintly, "Just tell me, why did you appear here?"
If it's just to tell me that Colin is a traitor, there is no need for them to take Colin into the land of the relic, and just now, I seem to have heard something to save the land of the relic.
"It's not because of you." After looking at me in the distance for a moment and making sure that I would not hit him again, Colin slowly came over. Because of you, my boss has made up his mind to invade the earth.
"Ah?"
It's a joke, right?
If the so-called big boss wants to kill me because of jealousy, I can understand, but he wants to destroy the earth because of me...
It's not that exaggerated, is it?
"What's so strange? Anyway, the earth has biochemical beasts that make other civilizations jealous. Even if it's not for the princess, biochemical beasts alone have a reason to invade the earth." Sitting next to the big tree, Colin looked at me and said, "But because of your majesty, people of other civilizations are prohibited from invading the earth."
"Oh, Your Majesty is the princess's father." Seeing the puzzled expression on my face, Colin pointed to the cabin and said.
Well, since invasion of the earth has been banned, why does your boss still want to invade the earth...
Maybe he saw through my mind, Colin shook his head and said, "Actually, with the protection of your majesty's order, our earth can indeed always rest at ease, but now it's different."
"What's the difference?"
Seeing that Colin didn't say anything, I quickly asked.
"I don't know why you signed the agreement with the princess, but it was known by people all over the universe." Looking at me with gloating, Colin said, "You know, Your Majesty has promised that the princess's fiance will choose from among the best people in the universe, but now the princess has signed a contract with you, and Your Majesty has also expressed his support."
After a pause, Colin continued: "There are many right voices in the universe for Your Majesty's reversal, so I don't care much about Your Majesty's ban. As far as I know, there are no less than six civilizations that are interested in our planet and want to take measures against us.
"Aren't they afraid of the punishment of the little guy and her emperor's father?" Hearing this, I couldn't help asking.
"Are you afraid?" With a smile, Colin said lightly. If it was before, it might be scary, but now it's not afraid at all.
"Why?"
"Your Majesty did not show his attitude before, so since some people have bad intentions, they still have to act like listening to orders." Looking at the cabin standing under the night, Colin said, "But later your majesty told people through the left and right guards that in fact, there are many things he has forgotten. For example, the promise to the princess's marriage contract, or..."
consciously looking around, Colin said in a low voice. The injunction against the planet Earth.
"Well, didn't you say that what the emperor said must be one word?" When I heard this frightening news, my first reaction was that the little guy's father would not be a fool, would he?" Why can the emperor say something casually after issuing the ban order and forget such bastard words!"
"I can't help it. Our great majesty is such a person." Shrugging helplessly, Colin said, "He said that he was first a person, and then an emperor. Since you are a person, you have the power to lie and repent..."
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Er, the little guy's emperor's father is really a great person. Even this kind of bastard can be said.