Chapter 6 The wayward parents
"No, no, we are not his parents."
"Real, thank you very much. I also think my husband is very handsome."
"No, I think you are the most beautiful woman in the world!"
"No, you are the most handsome!"
“......”
Hearing the sound from outside the door, a drop of cold sweat involuntarily hung on my forehead.
"Uncle?" I looked at the uncle doubtfully, but saw him pointing to the door and smiling at me. So he turned his head and looked at the uncle's finger--
I only saw a middle-aged couple in strange hats walking slowly towards me surrounded by little LOLI.
I, I, why, why!
Does the legendary wheel of fate really exist? At this moment, is someone playing with my wheel of fate somewhere I don't know? If that's the case, I beg that person not to do this. I've been shocked enough today, and I really don't want to be shocked anymore!
"You are He Luo, right? Hello, the two of us are special commissioners sent to the land of the survivors by the Human People's Bureau." Walking to me, the middle-aged man smiled kindly, and at the same time, his right hand reached out in front of me. In the future, please give me more advice.
Go to hell!
I hit the man's hand fiercely, and I said to him angrily, "What the hell are you doing, stupid dad!"
That's right, the untidy man in front of me, wearing a strange hat on his head, is my bastard father!
"And, mom, why are you here too!"
After staring at my father, I turned my eyes to my mother standing next to my father.
"I, I'm not your mother." He said timidly, and his mother pointed to the hat on her head. Now I'm wearing a hat. I'm a special agent of the Human Bureau.
"What the hell are you doing!" I took down the hat on my mother's head angrily, and I said angrily. Why did you appear here? Do you know what the first place is?"
Damn it, why are mom and dad here! Do they know what this place is?
"Baby, don't be angry. Now I'm your mother." When the hat was taken off, my mother suddenly blinked. Then, she actually pulled my face and smiled. The person who enters the land of the relic is not my mother. The person who enters the land of the relic is Miss the commissioner. I was brought in by her, which has nothing to do with me.
When you put on the hat, you are the commissioner, and when you take off the hat, is it your mother?
What a messy setting this is!
"Yes, stupid son, it's not us who brought us in." At this time, the stupid father also took off his hat and looked at it seriously. The person who brought us in was the special commissioner of the Human Bureau, which has nothing to do with us!"
"It doesn't matter to you!" The blue veins on my forehead kept beating, and I roared helplessly at the two people in front of me. I knew at a glance that the two of you came in by yourselves!"
"Oh, you found it, hehe." After looking at each other and smiling, my father and mother gave me a thumbs up.
"Go to hell, you're still hey hey!"
And what's wrong with your thumbs!
"Ah hey."
"Ah, hey, no!"
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I've had enough. Why does such an honest and obedient boy like me have such a father and mother!
"Baby, don't be angry." Mom took my hand and put her head to my ear. I'll tell you some good news secretly.
"What?" Seeing that my parents had no guilt at all, I found that I was perfectly defeated.
"Actually, Kexin is also coming here." After looking around, my mother whispered to me.
“......”
What a gratifying good news!
Mom, do you really want your child to die of a cerebral hemorrhage?
"What? I'm obviously very happy to see my parents. Why do you still look like that on your face!" At this time, after my father rushed in front of me and pulled my mother away, my father said to me unhila. Since you are happy, why don't you show it? Come on, jump into your dear father's arms and cry! Really, why is my child so shy?"
After saying that, my father nodded with my mother tacitly.
"Sure enough, our children are still too arrogant!"
Go to hell! Which eye of you is happy to see me! Besides, I'm not shy at all!
Forget it, I don't have the strength to be angry.
"Can you honestly tell me why you are here?" After taking several deep breaths, I barely squeezed out a smile on my face.
"That, it was the people of the People's Bureau who took us into the land of the family." After saying something in a low voice, my mother suddenly said to me excitedly. Baby, did you also take the special car for the People's Bureau when you came here? Wow, it's really handsome. I really didn't expect to fly to the Bermuda Triangle in a Rolls-Royce car in my lifetime.
Speaking of this, my mother said excitedly to my father beside me, "Honey, do you also think this is very handsome?"
"Yes, yes, I really didn't expect that the alien technology was so powerful, but some small devices were installed on the car, which could make the car fly."
“......”
It's not just you, even I didn't expect my parents to sit here in Rolls-Royce...
"Why did those guys from the People's Bureau find my parents?" I was completely disappointed with the couple, so I turned my eyes to my uncle.
Now the only one who can answer my question is uncle.
"I asked the guy from the People's Bureau to bring your parents here." Shrugging his shoulders, the uncle said easily.
"What, what!" Hearing my uncle's words, my lungs were about to explode. After grabbing the uncle's neck, I shouted at him fiercely. Why did you bring them in? Don't you know that the land of the survivors is dangerous?"
At this point, I turned my head and shouted at my parents beside me. And so are the two of you. Why did the guy from the People's Bureau simply ask you, and you can follow them in? Aren't you afraid of being cheated?"
"No, the two of us have a first-class vision of people. If that person wants to deceive us, we will definitely see it." Mom made a gesture of comfort to me. Don't worry, your parents are not fools.
You are not just idiots! And a big fool!
"Don't you really know?" Hearing my words, the uncle said lightly. Your alien rival is going to catch your parents and threaten you. Do you think we have any other choice under such circumstances?
"You can choose to take my parents to other safe places. Why is it a place of heritage?"
"We also want to, but your parents strongly request to enter here, and there is nothing we can do." The uncle shrugged his shoulders and looked helpless. They also threatened to kill themselves by drinking if they didn't bring them here.
Drinking to commit suicide, well, it's really in line with my parents' style!
"Forget it, since you have all come in, you have to promise me not to run around!" Although I still wanted to scold my parents fiercely, when I saw their appearance, I couldn't say anything about my resentment. Do you know it or not? We are very dangerous here!"
"We know." After looking at each other and smiling, my mother came to me. After gently holding me in her arms, my mother whispered, "That's why we are here because we know the danger."
"That's right, as a father, how can I watch my son struggle outside, but I don't do anything!" The father beside him said unwillingly.
"You...you idiots!"
Hearing my parents' words, a warm current instantly flowed through my heart.
Well, I wanted to ask my uncle to take them back, but now when I think about it, it's really hard for me to worry about leaving such stupid parents in Ivan City. Forget it, let them be capricious this time!