Chapter 19 Cat--Night One
Chapter 19 Cat... Night One
[Time Back to Last Night]
Open your eyes, and the purpose is a strange ceiling.
"This is... Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow~~" Lolita tilted her head slightly, and then screamed. After all, I turned my head defenselessly and saw a... Well, when something quite obscene was close to you... This feeling...
Lolita almost subconsciously grabbed something as an anti-wolf stick, and slammed Urahara on the face of the obscene uncle...
A slightly yellowed tooth flew backwards with this.
"Ah~~ Uncle Kisuke Urahara! Are you all right?" Only then did she see the other party's appearance clearly. Lolita quickly stood up and ran over to check the injury...
"What happened?" A black cat rushed in quickly and said. That's right, 'she' said. A cat...
"...It's nothing serious. Don't worry, but it's just that one of the teeth flew, the skull cracked, fell to the ground and the back leg bone was broken, and then the internal organs were shaken a little displaced when it landed... It's just a small injury, you will definitely get better..." Lolita didn't look back at the unknown XX object with a mosaic on the ground. Say it. Then he looked down at the thing in his hand, which may be... a little... a murder weapon. This is the crutch of Kisuke Urahara before (the soul-killing knife is in it, and the hardness can be imagined).
This sentence made Ju Ling Tiezhai, who just arrived, complain crazily: Hey!! How can this get better! Bastard!! Why is it a minor injury?
"I said a minor injury is a minor injury!" Lolita looked back at the Ling Tiezhai, then took out a red round bottle of potion and fell down to the mosaic object.
In a blink of an eye, the mosaic faded at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then an obscene uncle on the ground suddenly jumped up, scaring Lolita back a few steps...
"I said you scared the little girl..." A black cat behind him said.
Lolita suddenly turned around and looked at the black cat.
"Keep an eye on..."
"..."
Looking at the structure of this room again, everyone's face, and finally Lolita finally focused on the black cat with a puzzled expression.
I recalled that I did meet this black cat before, and then came to the Puyuan store, but I still didn't want to see this 'person'... By the way, if the Animal Research Association saw the black cat with such a humanized expression on its face in front of it, would it grab it? By the way, what's the phone number of the Zoological Association...
At this moment, the black cat's mood is also very delicate. At first, I just thought of Puyuan's house to get some food, but when I came to the door, I encountered unknown spiritual pressure, and then saved the girl... How to put it, when I saw the girl's first feeling, I made me feel nostalgic, that is... It seems that I can't help it. The kind of bullying...
In the face of the boss like a dark thunder in front of her, the following choices appeared in front of Lolita: slash (attack), ghost (magic), space (props), instantaneous solution (must kill), instant (escape)... (energy is only enough for a thunder arrow...)
And in the face of the inevitable victory of the protagonist's growth plot in front of him, the following choices appeared in front of a black cat: flirting, taking action **, imposing pressure, bullying her, bullying her, bullying her, bullying her... (... Hey, why is it all bullying later?)
"Meow~~~"
"..." Just now... Did it laugh?
"Oh~~ Mr. Yeyi, I haven't seen you for a long time~~ Come on, hug..." Urahara Kisuke, the decadent uncle who is a clog, picked up the black cat who just wanted to walk towards Lolita in front of him, ignoring the claws on the black cat meat ball. Urahara Kisuke raised it high. If this scene is filmed and cut If you cut the background music, it will be synchronized with the opening of a Disney cartoon...
Looking at the person and one cat in front of her, Lolita said lightly, "I haven't seen you for a long time, Urahara Kisuke... And, Sifengyuan Night One!"
"? Do you know us? ×2
"Of course, there are also former ghost leaders holding Ling Tiezhai."
"..." ×3 Hearing this, the three people were silent.
"It seems that we haven't met, little girl?" At this time, the black cat said.
"... Yes, let me introduce myself. Once the first seat of the sixth team, now the exiled Death, the rotten wood..." Lolita said here, and all three people opposite became nervous.
"Lolita!"
"Hola~~" ×3 Two people and a cat fell to the ground.
"The soul is light! I haven't heard of it at all!" The black cat jumped up and shouted.
"You can also call me my original name, Shushust." Lolita said lightly, and then poured herself a cup of tea.
"!!" ×3.
"No... it's impossible... It's absolutely impossible. That kid is a man! It's definitely not you! ...Although it looks almost the same... Is it possible to say..." Urahara Kisuke jumped up and said, and then the three people began to brain...
The rotten wood Xiust born is a girl, and then they who don't like girls find the Technology Development Bureau, and then let the young Xiuster be 'And'...
"Hey! Don't just make up some strange things for me! Do you hear me?" Lolita looked at the two cats who entered the brain and shouted, "You three! I can regard your behavior as an insult to the nobles!"
"Cough, store manager... I'm going to move the goods..." Seeing Lolita angry, she flattened the smile at the corners of her mouth, held Ling Tiezhai and rolled up her sleeves and walked out of the door, looking very busy...
"Meow~~~" A thousand-year-old cat demon began to pretend to be tender and cute, lying while chasing his tail rolling. If it hadn't been for the smiling eyes of Lolita from time to time, it would undoubtedly be a very successful ordinary black cat...
"Uh, hahahaha... I hate it, Ku Mu Sang~! Don't put such a big hat on other people's heads. My bones are not good. I can't afford it..." Unfolding the small folding fan, Urahara narrowed his eyes obscenely and hit him. In this way, he walked on the street in the middle of the night and met the police. I believe he will definitely be invited to coffee...
"...To be honest! I'm just his soul-killing knife... or his sister..." Lolita was silent for a moment and then said.
"...Brother, his spirit has been severely damaged and he is cultivating in the soul-killing knife, and I have come to replace him for a period of time." Lolita said.
"Is that so? So what are you going to do during this period? Anyway, according to my news, the corpse soul world thinks that you are dead, your spiritual pressure has disappeared, and your appearance has changed. Just stay in the world to recuperate! I can live here for you!" Urahara Kisuke said.
He glanced at Urahara Kisuke faintly, and Lolita raised the corners of her mouth and said, "Are you ** me?" By the way, your abduction skills are really bad. Only the kind of woman who is not deeply involved in the world and has big breasts will be deceived by you.
"#!" A black cat playing happily heard it, and a red # appeared on its head... Is it not deep in the world? When I became the commander-in-chief of the secret mobile Xing Jun, you were still drinking milk! Big breasts and brainless? You are jealous of my figure! Absolutely!
"Ah~ Ah~, what did you say, as if I'm a bad person. I'm a big good citizen~~" The smile covered the corners of my mouth, but the narrowed peach blossom eyes still looked at a black cat jokingly, as if repeating what Lolita had just said, which made a black cat hate. Itchy...
"Well, yes or no... Well, Urahara Kisuke, is there a good hotel near here?" With a faint smile, Lolita said with both hands and chests, intentionally or unintentionally ignoring the demonstration of a cat demon... The feeling of venting, unexpectedly comfortable ~ Let you always bully me when you were a child.
"What? If you want to find a place to live, just live here. Anyway, there are still vacant rooms. Puyuan Xisuke said with a generous look, but Lolita did not have the slightest understanding. She narrowed her eyes and glanced around and said coldly, "I hate joking. Only some sloppy women are willing to live here in such a place... And I'm afraid it's not safe here..."
Sloppy? It's not me...' A black cat sniffed its fur, then licked its paws and combed its hair...
"It's too much~, Miss Xiumu... How can it be unsafe here? The security nearby has always been very good, and the police station is on the street next door, very close..." Well, seeing Lolita's expression of 'Then why haven't you been arrested', Urahara Kisuke withered... By the way, am I really such a bad person?
Reaching out and combing the hair on the temples, Lolita got up and said, "No, I'd better live somewhere else. After all, there is a criminal record here. I don't feel safe for a girl to live here..."
"Former...previous department?" Urahara Kisuke couldn't help ** the corners of his mouth...
"What? Isn't it?" With that, Lolita casually picked up some kind of black cat and raised it in front of Urahara Xisuke and said, "This is the evidence. Urahara Kisuke, the captain of the 12th team of the 13th team of the original court, was sentenced to death by the 46th room of the Central Committee for committing 'some serious mistakes'. On the day of execution, he abducted the owner of the family of Sifengyuan, and Sifengyuan escaped from prison at night. He died in the present world and lived an anonymous life..."
"Well, although it's true... why stress 'some serious mistakes'? There are also 'abduction' and so on. Please don't talk about it as if I seduced other little girls to be sentenced by the 46th Central Room! Don't you look very obscene in this way?"
"..." Lolita's eyes.
"..." The eyes of a black cat.
"..." In the face of the eyes of the two people, Urahara Kisuke feels a little Alexander... Well, I admit that I do have some... Well, it's a little serious, but from the inside, I'm really a really good person... Huh? By the way, why do I send myself a good person card?