Chapter 13 A 17-year-old girl on a 200-day trip to Fantasyland is not necessarily a girl
Chapter 13, the 17-year-old girl in the 200-day trip to Fantasyland is not necessarily a girl
Wearing a witch's suit, Huster looked bitter, as if everyone owed him millions of yuan. Looking at myself in the mirror, I kept sighing.
Someone should ask, why didn't Suster take off this witch costume? In fact, he is also unspeakable. Because his strength is not enough now, the magic is directly sealed by Aunt Ba Yunzi, and then his clothes were directly stolen by Ba Yunzi. Except for one fat, none of the clothes on Xiuster's body is his.
"This soul is light, do you bully me who has become smaller? Wait, when I change back, I'll show you what Wang's majesty is!" Shurst was unhappy in the middle of his thoughts. I have no clothes to wear. The previous black ordinary coat was hidden by Bayun Zishen. Now I can't run naked. In short, it's all kinds of unpleasantness.
"By the way, what's your name?" On the side, Ba Yunzi, who was curious about the sad god, gave Shust to Ba Yunlan's care. At this time, Ba Yunlan looked at Shust curiously. However, she also understood Xiust's hardships. As the god of eight clouds, she also felt a lot of pressure and all kinds of hardships. Because the main activity time of Bayunzi is from evening to midnight, and during the day, it can sleep 12 hours a day, so it can be said that it is inactive except from evening to midnight. Hibernate in winter and wake up in spring. Let her go to work when she sleeps, completely ignore it, and let her go to work when she gets up. She is also a peeping king, a lustful monster, an aunt who pretends to be a girl, has a serious foot odor, girlish, loose smell, age-in-age odor, Pure Land Sect, and a master who smells like socks. She is really bitter. So she looked at Xiust with a look that finally found her peers.
Feeing the sight of eight clouds and blue, Xiuster found that there were still people in this room... Oh, a fox... cough, it's not right. It's a nine-tailed fox, the existence of a monster.
"Hey! Don't look at me with that kind of 'I'm as bitter as you', okay? I'm not as hard as you!" Shuster complained to Bayunlan, "Uh~~ You are the god of Bayunzi, aren't you? It's called Bayunlan, right?"
"Well, do you know me?" Ba Yunlan was stunned when he heard the words, and then asked.
"Well~~ It's just the first time I've seen a real person." Touching his nose, Shust said.
"That, the name..."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Suster Redona. Please give me more advice when we meet for the first time. Shurst stretched out his hand politely and said, and then looked up at his 130 height and the eight clouds blue standing in front of him. It's a pity...
"Uh-huh, that, please give me more advice." Feeling the embarrassment of the Loli in front of her, Ba Yunlan squatted down and held the little white and tender hand of Soust.
"By the way, what the hell are you? Why is it both a ghost and a demon? After loosening Shuster's hand, Ba Yunlan knelt on the ground and looked at him and asked.
"This..."
Can I say that my soul reported to the king of the world because I drank the loving lake of death that my wife made for me, and then my soul was divided into fantasy land? It seems that he and Han Bingruo have created another life. Of course, it is not born. That life has nothing to do with itself except that it comes out of its own body. Fan's Voice: Does it matter if it comes out of the body?)
"Is there anything difficult to say?" Ba Yunlan looked at Shuster, who didn't look like a memory at all, and asked.
"That... alas~ well, here's the thing..." Biting his lip, Xiuster sighed, and then began to say how he came to Fantasyland.
"Uh-huh~~ That is to say, you ate the bento your own wife made for you, and then you dropped the bento, didn't you?" There was a big drop of sweat on Bayunlan's forehead, and then said.
"Well, I knew you would complain about me, because I ate bento or something..." When Suster heard this, his whole body turned pale, and then complained about himself.
"Well, with all due respect, what is the power to kill people... Ah, no, no, no, the degree of killing God?" Ba Yunlan looked at the passive Master, stroked his head comfortingly and asked.
"..." Hearing this, Shust began to recall, what was the taste of Han Bingruo's soup?
"Huh? Can't say it?" Ba Yunlan said in surprise, "I remember that Lord Zi seems to have mentioned some dark food or something in the book, Masaga..."
"I ate the Lake of Death..." In addition to this kind of complaint, what else can I complain about? Shurst once again went into a negativity.
"Uh-huh~~ By the way, do you remember what it tastes like?" Bayunlan is curious about the taste of the 'Lake of Death'. After all, the legendary cuisine is unusual.
The taste... At the beginning of recalling, the memory begins to blur, and the eyes begin to blur... Then...
......
Sweet? Bitter? Sour? Spicy? Ma? Astringent? Fishy? Salty? Cold? Hot? Ice? Hot? Hard? What? Soft? Metallic feeling?
In a word, after trying to dig the memory in the depths of the soul, Suster trembled at the taste.
......
"I can't say that taste. In a word, in a word, it's a very difficult taste to describe in words. Even if you use an exaggerated expression, you can't say it well. The stimulating feeling of volcanic eruption and Mars hitting the earth... It's weak... The feeling I ate, by a little metaphor, is Ott. The feeling of Man And Little Monster.
"What does that feel like... Whose cooking is so strong that it can be used as a metaphor for Ultraman and a little monster, and it's not an exaggeration..." The sweat hanging on his head is getting bigger and bigger.
"Alas~~ Can you stop worrying about the 'Lake of Death'?" Shuster pleaded that he really didn't want to recall the murderous food, although full love sent him happiness to the other side - the happiness of your cat.
"Oh, by the way, by the way, you said that you are half a soul now, and the other half is on the other side, right?"
"Yes."
"Oh, by the way, I heard that you also seem to know Lord Zi?"
"I saw a real person for the first time today."
"Oh, by the way, when my master comes over, please take half of my master's words as true and half false. Thank you, especially the sentence of a 17-year-old beautiful girl. Even if you haven't heard it, please pay attention to my master is an old man who doesn't know how old..."
"It's really rude to say that you are an old woman, Lan..."
Bayunzi, a beautiful girl called an old woman by Bayunlan, has drilled Bayunlan's temples behind Bayunlan with her fists, watching Bayunlan fall to the ground because of pain and her face flushed and moan. Yin, Xiuster found that he seemed to be punished lightly.
'** zone?' Looking at the unlucky Bayunlan, Shuster felt that he was not as good as others now. He still respected Ba Yunzi and asked her to return her clothes or untie her magic seal.
"Well, Miss Zi, right..." Shurst said politely this time.
"Just call Your Majesty the Purple Queen..."
"..." Nima, will I get worse after being polite?
Shurst is depressed.
"Puff~~~hahahaha~~ It's too hard. Looking at your expression, those Yanyi actors from the outside world can probably play soy sauce, hahaha~~" Zi looked at the first Seust, who made an expression that I was a good child, was instantly depressed by her words and couldn't help laughing. She listened to him and Bayunlan before. Besides, when the 'Lake of Death', Xiust's Yan Yi Ba Yunzi rolled in the gap with a smile after watching it.
"Your Majesty, Queen Purple..." I can bear it. Well, everything can be tolerated. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.
"............" × 2, Shust lowered his head and called in a low voice, which made Ba Yunzi and Ba Yunlan, who were still laughing, stunned.
"Well, I'm not kidding, Suster, right? Are you going to stay here for 200 days?" Pulling up the eight cloud blue on the ground, after listening to the previous conversation, eight cloud purple also knew who Shuster was. Those girls in Hengjingzhai in Fantasy Township are called brothers, brothers, young masters and fathers.
"That's right..." I don't know why Ba Yunzi was a little polite to herself, and Shust subconsciously replied.
"Well, half of your soul is very safe with the Loli King of Days. Let's spend these 200 days in Fantasyland. By the way, those in your family live in Hengjingzhai in the west. If you want to go, I can also send you there." Bayunzi knew that if the man in front of him recovered his strength and fought with him, those guys were helping him, and he could not get much benefit, so she also said politely.
"No, untie my seal."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I've been talking. I forgot this." With a snap of his finger, Ba Yunzi untied the magic seal on Shust's body.
"Wow~~ Skirt or something, it's so awkward." Refining his witch's clothes into an ordinary gown, Seucester said with a sigh of relief.
"Is that so? I feel that you are a good match for that dress. Ba Yunzi took out a folding fan from somewhere to cover her bent smiling face, and looked at Suster with a bad smile with the eyes of the folding fan and said.
"Miss Zi, I said don't make fun of me, okay? By the way, where's the little girl I brought?" Xiust said with a wry smile, and then remembered the mourning god and asked.
"She? It's a very interesting existence!" Thinking of the little Fu Wushen, Ba Yunzi showed a curious expression and then said, "She is a kind of selfless existence, a completely blank soul. If it hadn't been for the resentment you said that she had formed her body, she would have guessed that the moment she came out of the other side."
"She doesn't seem to have her own appearance. What's going on?" Shurst remembered her changing face and asked.
"Well, it's almost like this..."
PS: This is a fantasy country, a place that is not bound by common sense. This is a non-common sense world that you don't know.