Chapter 37 Weight Loss 1
When I figured this out, I was very excited, which meant that I would not be ** in front of those things, but could resist. So, seeing that the tenants continued to show more negative emotions, I stepped up to comfort them. My neighborhood relationship has always been better, so they saw that I was willing to talk to me in the past.
"Xiao Huang, what did that mother-in-law ask you to go there?" The female boss who bought children's clothes asked.
"Oh, it's nothing. It's just saying I'm sorry or something." I panicked just to relieve her anger.
"Is she so kind-hearted? I, ah." The little girl who opens a barber shop is younger and talks more loudly.
"Think that she definitely lost more than us, and you will be more balanced."
"We don't have much with her. Why are you with her? Well, we can't slow down for several years." The little girl has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth.
"You see, if you rent a house with this kind of landlord and have a connection with the underworld, the longer you rent, the more you will suffer." I continued to comfort.
"No, all my belongings are here. My child is still in college. Now he has no income and was beaten yesterday. I can't help it." It's the uncle who sells motors next to me.
"Oh," I looked at him. Among so many people, he had more negative emotions.
For this reason, there is nothing to say. I hope the matter will end here, otherwise that role will be on both sides. In the end, it was an indiscriminate attack. For example, the two sides suffered from this fire.
I felt that I had found a possible way to compete, and I couldn't wait to try it, as if the person who fell into the water had found a life-saving straw. I have never been so eager to seek supernatural events. When I can't hide, I always revolve around you and disappear when I really want to find it.
The matter of the store is over. I am unemployed again, and of course, the black ticket is also unemployed. It doesn't matter if I'm free at home. When I see the black ticket at home, I will be dedicated to the computer to do his so-called literary creation, or I will wander around at home and want to kick him out to work. Now I think every meal he eats, every drop of water he uses, and even the last toilet is a waste. It's all my money. I can't make ends meet.
I never went to the store again, and even that part of the road was banned by me. Why, personality defects? I don't want to face my failure and feel ashamed. As for the end of the landlord, I really know something - this is what the little girl in the barbershop said later: The landlord, not the landlord, but the real landlord's mistress, died when she gave birth to a son to the real landlord. By the way, none of the burning houses have been rented out. I don't know why, no matter how well decorated they are, no one rents them. Many people say that they feel uncomfortable as soon as they walk in. Finally, I emphasized that the fake landlord, the mistress, is so ugly. How can she be a mistress... The little girl called me for an hour and finally hung up contented. After hanging up the phone, he satisfied his gossip soul and sighed at his good popularity. He is so nice that there is nothing we can do.
In the days of raising at home, don't do everything comfortably, so that you can open your mouth and stretch out your hands with your clothes. While enjoying it, it is also sad to find that the weight has increased by a large grid. Therefore, losing weight has become an urgent task.
I made a comparison of weight loss products: Qu Mei - Gong Li's advertisement, is her figure good? Very plump. I like ribs. Pass; Tingmei - Don't do too well in underwear advertising. Can you produce good weight loss products? Pass; Lvshengyuan brand weight loss tea - who forgot the advertisement, but it seems to be good, you can consider pure traditional Chinese medicine, now what is called pure traditional Chinese medicine, immediately sell crazy; massage weight loss - decisive pass, of course, the reason is that there is no money, joke a course of treatment 15 days 2,000 yuan. Grab the money.
When I was distressed, I still turned to Deng Qi, who was just such a girlfriend. I remember her unpredictable expression when we met in the teahouse. After saying something good, I asked her if she had lost weight. In fact, she really lost weight, at least with a waist. I remember that her waist circumference used to be the same as her chest circumference. But he said firmly, "No, I didn't find it."
She doesn't mind at all, which may be the reason why we can be friends. She can stand my poisonous tongue and say that maybe she is not obvious, but she is much more obvious at the same time. What I said works so well, she said, secret, other people's ancestral secret recipe, take me to buy it tomorrow.
The place I took me to is very close to my home, but there is no taxi. Taxis can only be taken downstairs of my house. If you go further in, the road will be narrower.
As soon as Deng Qi got on the car, I waited downstairs. There was also a woman with her, who was the woman who successfully lost weight in Deng Qi. I don't look very thin. I have butterfly sleeves on my arms and three chins on my face. I won't give examples elsewhere.
"How's it going? Are you in good shape?" Deng Qi looked proud beside her.
"Hmm." I'm embarrassed to tell the truth. Maybe she was a 200kg girl before she lost weight, and she can't hit her.
The girl estimated that she was really fat to a certain level before losing weight. Now she has finally become a member of the "slim" group. She is very confident and coquettish. Walking in front of us, step by step, the huge buttocks are extremely fluctuating. All kinds of customs attract passers-by to return frequently.
Turn left and right, just when I was about to vomit, I finally stopped in front of a three-story building in the 1970s.
"Here?" I was surprised. I never knew that there was such an old house behind my house, and the walls were covered by mountain tigers. The third floor was temporarily built with a few iron sheets.
"Just on the third floor?" I really dare not confirm this.
"Yes, the old family of traditional Chinese medicine. Let's go." Deng Qi pushed me into the narrow, full of goods, no street lights, messy corridor. She was so strong that she almost hit the fat and buttocks in front of her, causing the woman in front of her to smile like a Mona Lisa. How could she have a temperament?
On the 3rd floor, the aisle here can't even accommodate 3 people. As long as I stick to Deng Qi's body and open the door late, revealing a weather-frosty face and a deep gully, I can't help but want to take out a steel rod.
Open the door without saying a word, leaving a rickety back of us. Deng Qi behind him pushed why? Go in.
The room can be said to be four walls of the family, a table of Eight Immortals. At a glance, you can tell that it was the rest of yesterday's noodles. The table is placed against the wall. On that wall, there is a yellow human acupuncture points, a military wire single bed, a mattress that has not been washed this year, several pockets, and a dim 40-watt light bulb hanging from the ceiling. It can't be called the ceiling, but there is a wire hanging on the iron tile without a window. Oh, my God, this is the so-called descendant of the traditional Chinese medicine family? If it were true, it would have been offered as a national treasure by the country long ago. Traditional Chinese medicine and Tibetan medicine are the only ones. Our country allows you not to study in universities. As long as there is a master, you can take the medical practitioner examination.
The old man in front of him will not be a peerless master hidden in the city.
"One two three four five six seven..." The old man sat on his ** when he entered the door and didn't let us do it. I said a series of meaningless words.
"What did he say?" I came close to Deng Qi's ear and asked. The sound was not too loud, but it was enough for everyone in this hut of more than 10 square meters to hear.
The elder sister is unaffected: "One two three four five six seven..."
What both of them said were Tianshu, and there was no intention to solve the puzzles of me as a mortal.
They talked very happily. It took a long time to notice me, and the man pointed to me and the old man again. Finally, the old man took out a small bottle and a rice jar from under the bed, took a bowl that he had not washed for many years, grabbed a bowl of rice, got some oil from the small bottle, mixed it together, wrapped it in a newspaper, and handed it to me. The woman hinted at me to give money. I quickly pulled out two pieces of hair, master and table, and handed it respectfully.
In the same way, Deng Qi also got 200 yuan of goods, and the woman got 1,000 yuan of goods. 1000 yuan is enough for me for 2 months. What a luxury.
On the way home, Deng Qi said, "If it weren't for acquaintances, I wouldn't have taken you there."
I said, "Does he have a license?"
She and her friends looked at me with an idiotic expression.
Well, when I didn't ask, when I arrived at my house, they refused my invitation to go up and sit down and couldn't wait to go home to try. I'm holding this bag. It's disgusting and dirty.
When I got home, the black ticket asked me where I was. I looked at him with a complicated look and couldn't say that I would buy diet pills. Women can lose weight, but they will never say that they will lose weight. This is called - reserved. One of the virtues, do you understand?
"It's okay. You can order 4 yuan Lanzhou ramen today. I'll make some women's food for myself." I can't say that I'm going to make a diet meal.
The black ticket was flattered and went out to eat noodles. He couldn't believe such a good thing and such a generous thing happened to him.
After he went out, he opened the newspaper bag and looked at it. Oh, my God, a ball of rice was oily, smelling a fishy smell, and the black rice worm, endured nausea. According to Deng Qi's instructions, he dug a spoon with a spoon and put it in the rice cooker that had been washed. He didn't dare to read it. Directly cover the lid and plug it in. The rest was wrapped in the original newspaper and hidden behind the rice cabinet.
After all this, I'm almost exhausted. I haven't done such a thing for a long time. Sitting on the sofa and watching the talk show on Mango Channel. It's so hypnotic that it's easy to fall asleep.
Incense - unspeakable fragrance, seductive index finger movement, I have never smelled such a good smell in my life. I was woken up from my sleep. Why do you put out the rice in the rice cooker?
The grains are golden, lying at the bottom of the pot quietly. I can eat this meal without vegetables. I picked up the bowl and took a bite. It was really delicious. It was not spicy, not sour, not sweet, not salty, beyond the senses, and was a kind of spiritual satisfaction. Yes, it's spiritual satisfaction. I can't stop eating. The more I eat, the more delicious it is. There is no other idea, that is, the rice in front of me is delicious. A large pot of rice far exceeded my appetite, but my body couldn't help but want to eat it. Just as I was about to swell myself to death, and the black ticket came back.
"What do you eat? It smells so good, sister. You don't know how to eat well by yourself. I thought you were generous and gave 4 yuan for noodles." When he came in, he wanted to eat some of the food on the table. I quickly grabbed it and said, "You can't eat it. This is what women eat."
"Sister, don't do this. Just take a bite and look good." After saying that, he reached out to grab it.
All of them were smashed with a "bang" in pushing each other.
"Well, no one has to eat now. You clean it up." I'm really angry and wasted, but I still thank him in private. Usually, no matter how delicious I am, I won't eat as much as I am now, and there is still a lot of rice left. It's really unimaginable to eat.
After the black ticket was packed, he sat next to me and said, "Sister, you just seemed to be reincarnated with a starving ghost."
"Do you know what's delicious?" I feel strange in my heart, but I can't admit it casually.