Chapter 47 Tongue War, not a woman's opponent
PS: It's freezing cold, and the knife is a cold bird, but you can't delay the code. Shout, brothers, please give me some heat with red tickets!
After listening to Nie Pan's words, Zhuo Qinglin wondered, "Why did you arrest my father?"
Nie Pan said disdainfully, "According to you, I also said that your father abducted my mother. You can't be too policeman. When you look at the girl I brought home, you say that I am a kidnapping girl. My mother is younger than your father. Do you also want to catch you..."
Nie Pan patted the little dragon girl on the shoulder and said, "Besides, my dragon looks like Lori, but she is actually one year older than me!"
"Oh, really? Take out your ID card and have a look!" Zhuo Qinglin looked at the little dragon girl doubtfully, and then professionally asked the little dragon girl to take out her ID card.
Looking at the stunned appearance of the little dragon girl, Nie Pan must have been puzzled by the term "ID card". He hurriedly interrupted and said, "No, even if there is, I won't let you see it. Why should I let you see it? I also want to sue you for breaking into a private house!"
"No, I'm trying the case!" Zhuo Qinglin shouted at Nie Pan with great momentum, which scared Nie Pan. Ah, this girl is still very angry!
"Who are you? Why do you talk to my husband like this? Isn't this his home? Why are you so arrogant as an outsider?
Seeing the woman's domineering scolding Nie Pan, the little dragon girl couldn't help retorting that although the tone of her voice was extremely slow, she had an inviolable majesty.
"You... old... father-in-law...?"
It is estimated that Zhuo Meimei's open mouth can accommodate a crab ramping through her throat. This time, she was turned into her by Lei's tender and coke.
"So you all... Hey, it's my mistake. The young people are too avant-garde now. There is really no thunder, only more thunder!" Zhuo Meimei sat heavily on the cupboard behind her like a discouraged ball, shaking her head with a wry smile.
Nie Pan was afraid that the little dragon girl would reveal the stuffing, and even more afraid that Zhuo Qinglin would expose her "husband" scam. He hurriedly picked up the little dragon girl and whispered in her ear, "Longer, you go to the bedroom first and rest. I'll send this woman. She is a public person. Now we call her a policeman, and we call her a woman in the Song Dynasty. Hurry up, you hide first, so that she won't see through your identity..."
"Oh, that's right, honey, pay attention to it. If she bullies others and insults you, just call me."
The little dragon girl nodded when she heard Nie Pan's words and was pushed to the bedroom by Nie Pan. Their vague dialogue only made some monk Zhuo Qinglin confused. "What's bullying people, what's fast arresting... What's all nonsense?"
Nie Pan pushed the little dragon girl to her sister Nie Xin's bedroom. As soon as she arrived at the door, she was stopped by Zhuo Meimei from behind and said, "You'd better take your daughter-in-law to your room. I've been living in Xiaoxin's room these days..."
Nie Pan opened the door and looked at it. Sure enough, there was a messy ball inside. The quilt was spreading randomly in **. Obviously, the woman had just finished taking a nap. There was a dark blue police uniform hanging on the clothes rack, and there was a "Conan Classic Case Analysis" at the head of the bed. So far, Nie Pan no longer had the identity of this woman's policeman. It is suspected that what moved Nie Pan was that there was also a rose-red cover on the edge of the pillow that seemed to have been worn and taken off for a while. The appearance of the cup was enough for 36D. It was definitely not his sister Nie Xin's...
Nie Pan had to come to his bedroom with Long Meimei in his arms again. He entered the room and looked at it. Thank God, it was neatly cleaned up. The police officer Zhuo did not come to his room to destroy it. Although Nie Pan likes to sleep late, his people are still very regular and never like Some boys made a mess in the room like that.
Nie Pan was afraid that the little dragon girl would be bored in the room alone, so he pushed the little dragon girl to sit down in front of the computer, started the computer, and then found a time-travelling ancient martial arts drama "Looking for Qin" to let the little dragon girl spend time alone in the room.
After adjusting the player, Nie Pan was about to leave. The little dragon girl asked, " By the way, I just heard this female arrester say that I'm your daughter-in-law. What's going on?"
Nie Pan smiled and said, "It's okay. It's okay. People in the public are suspicious. She sees you and me at the same age. She regards you as my daughter-in-law, hehe... After I go out, I will explain to her that you are my master."
The little dragon girl nodded to Nie Pan's words and said, "Well, this is the best. It's ridiculous that you and I are masters and apprentices. It's ridiculous to be misunderstood."
Nie Pan listened to the sophistry and said, "The people in the public family are the most difficult to deal with. I'm afraid it's unreasonable. If she keeps misunderstanding, I don't bother to tell him, so that she won't be suspicious of your identity. If she is willing to treat you as my daughter-in-law, just let her, so as to hide your identity."
The little dragon girl felt a little inappropriate when she heard this and shook her head and said, "If you are known in the future, my master and apprentice deliberately let people treat you as husband and wife, won't the world laugh at you? Honey, you still have to be clear about this female catcher..."
Nie Pan was a little reluctant to say in his heart when he heard this, "Is it possible that I have to explain to her that Long'er is from the Song Dynasty, and then let the people in the public arrest you and never go back to the past?"
After listening to Nie Pan's words, the little dragon girl was a little shaken. "You say half true, and then half a lie. You just tell her that I'm your master, and don't say that I'm from the Song Dynasty."
"Well, just stay in the room and don't come out. How to answer this female catcher? I have my own sense of moderation."
Nie Pan doesn't want to be entangled with the little dragon girl on this issue anymore. He thinks that as long as I close the door, I can't know what Longer will explain to Zhuo Qinglin. It's not what I want to say...
When he walked to the door, Nie Pan remembered that there were several gigabytes of ** stored in his computer. In case he was inadvertently found out by Long Meimei, wouldn't it greatly destroy his glorious image? He stopped and ordered Long Meimei to say, "Longer, this movie is about the story of the traveler. Just watch this film. Don't mess around, so as not to make mistakes."
Seeing that the little dragon girl nodded and agreed, sitting quietly in the chair and watching this martial arts drama, Nie Pan was relieved and quietly withdrew from the bedroom. He was worried that the little dragon girl would come out and hear the conversation between her and Zhuo Qinglin. When she went out, she locked the door of the bedroom, so she came to the living room at ease.
Zhuo Qinglin was drinking red wine alone on the sofa at this moment. She saw Nie Pan coming over and gave her thumbs up and said, "Ok, I haven't heard Aunt Su say that you have a girlfriend. Unexpectedly, my husband has called her, and she is such a beautiful little girl. I haven't seen her in my generation. I really have to convince you. Sister, I'll replace her. You are so happy..."
Nie Pan did not sit on the sofa, but leaned against the cook in Zhuo Qinglin's previous position. He did not want to be next to this woman for other reasons, just because he was Zhuo Zhiyuan's daughter. Otherwise, such a beautiful woman would have already inspired the wolf nature in Nie Pan's heart.
"Officer Zhuo, you go. I don't welcome you!"
"Tut... It's still so unfriendly! Now that you have become someone else's husband, you will become mature in the future, you know? As a husband, you have to take on the responsibility of a man, instead of doing things according to your own nature like you. Zhuo Qinglin leisurely tasted red wine to teach Nie Pan
"Don't talk nonsense. Why did you come to my house? How long have you been here? Why did you come here and what's the purpose? When do you want to leave?" Nie Pan leaned against the cook and looked like interrogating the prisoner.
Zhuo Meimei leaned her back against the sofa and half squinted at Nie Pan. Her eyes were no longer so sharp, but became a little hazy and ambiguous. As a policeman in Nie Pan's eyes, she should not have such a ** person's eyes.
"Can you stop looking at people with such sexy eyes? Although I am not confused, I also have my own bottom line... Don't ** me. Although you claim to be my sister, I don't admit that in my eyes, all other women are the same except for my relatives..."
Zhuo Qinglin sat up straight and smiled charmingly, "Oh, I'm rude. Maybe it's the effect of wine. Although wine is a good thing, it is also easy to make people lose their minds."
After clearing her throat, Zhuo Meimei continued to talk: "It's the first time I've been tried like a criminal. In this case, I'll answer your question honestly. It's better to improve your hostility to me. First of all, your first question, why did I come to your home? Answer: Because Aunt Su is not at home, I'm here to take care of the house for you..."
"Cut, you can still use it!" Nie Pan said with disdain.
"Now the end of the year is approaching, and it is the peak period of frequent thefts of all kinds of thefts, so it is better to be careful." Zhuo Meimei replied professionally.
"The second question, how long has it been?"
"Answer: Since the night Aunt Su and my father got married, I have lived in your house. Originally, Aunt Su planned to discuss the wedding with my father after you came back, but Aunt Ding found a fortune-teller and speculated that October 19 is the most suitable day for the birthday for the two elderly. Marriage, so Aunt Ding and I persuaded your mother, and then held a wedding for the two old people just before you came back. Since Aunt Su went to my house, I came here to see you after work at night. To be precise, I stayed at your house for five nights..."
Nie Pan was furious and scolded in his heart: I xx you oo, and then the woman surnamed Ding and her daughter's oo. I said why my mother was in such a hurry to get married. It turned out that she was enchanted by you women...
With a "peng", Nie Pan patted the table and scolded angrily, "You are still a people's policeman. Do you believe in such superstitious things? Why do I think it's your family who teamed up with the woman surnamed Ding to deceive my mother! I said why my mother got married in such a hurry. It turned out that you did it!"
However, it has become a boat, and Nie Pan just complains a few words. What's more, his mother can find a socialite like Zhuo Zhiyuan to remarry, which should be happy for her. Nie Pan can't let go, but he can't accept that his mother is in such a hurry to get married. .
Looking at Nie Pan's angry look, Zhuo Qinglin said with a calm look, "Buddha said, the eight winds do not move, abstain from anger... How can young people pat the table so easily and get angry? I'm not answering your question honestly. Why are you so angry, or I'll shut up!"
After a while of silence, Zhuo Qinglin watched Nie Pan's anger gradually disappear, and vividly enlightened Nie Pan: "Nie Pan, this is your fault. You brought back your daughter-in-law yourself. The two old people fell in love and looked at each other. They were already like the sun at noon. How much is left in the future? Is life alive? As young people in the new era, we should be happy for their wedding. How can we not understand them and be angry with them? Do you want Aunt Su to be filial for the deceased Uncle Nie for three years like the ancients? How many three years can you have in life? Even if it's a day, it's a pity! ...I think even if Uncle Nie has a spirit in heaven, he will be happy for Aunt Su to start a new life. Do you want Aunt Su to live in mourning Uncle Nie all day long? Of course, the dead are worth remembering, but the happiness of the living is more important... The reason why I live in your house is to untie this pimple in your heart!"
Nie Pan was stunned by Zhuo Qinglin's stormy counterattack. Hearing what she said, it seemed that he was really his fault, so he had to disarm and surrender and said, "Well, well, my police officer, I admit defeat. Please don't give me political lessons again. It's my ignorance, my little belly, and my feudal old man. Stubborn, I admit that it's all my fault, but would you please leave my house? I'm going to have sex with my daughter-in-law now, okay..."
Zhuo Qinglin raised the corners of her mouth when she heard the words and smiled proudly: "It's not good! After I finish speaking, you can toss around. However, the reason why I wait for you to come back in your house is that there is another purpose that must be told to you..."