Chapter 62 Unrivaled Magical Skills

ps: The red ticket is not good. What do you keep it for?

Nie Pan was worried and followed Long Meimei into the bedroom. Before asking, with a "bang", Long Meimei had lost a pile of "good things".

Looking at these colorful and "wonderful" pictures of **, Nie Pan couldn't help blushing and didn't know how to explain it.

What good thing do you think this is? It turned out to be the outer packaging cover of the "hairy film" that Nie Pan bought before. Nie Pan felt that it was very eye-catching, so he was not willing to throw it away. Unexpectedly, he was found by Long Meimei...

"After I heard you say that book, I searched in your room to see if I could find the book that recorded the Jade Girl Heart Sutra you said, but I accidentally found this... Is this the divine book you mentioned?"

Long Meimei's face was expressionless when she spoke, but her eyes were like a knife.

Although she has lived in the ancient tomb since she was a child, "eating sex" and sex is a human instinct, just like eating. Even if the little dragon girl lives in the ancient tomb and does not know the world, looking at the key parts of the man and women in the picture, she can understand what this is...

It's the little dragon girl's determination. When she saw these covers, she couldn't help blushing and her heartbeat. Fortunately, there was no one at home at that time. The little dragon girl was angry and wanted to tear up these pictures. Later, she decided to wait for Nie Pan to come back and ask him face to face. Is this the kind of martial arts you want to learn?

Later, after a long time, the little dragon girl's anger gradually disappeared. I don't know why. A strong sense of curiosity in her heart drove her to take out these pictures and have a look at them. However, after reading it, she felt how this kind of thing could be painted, and this lifelike appearance was probably taken with a camera. The...

"How can this kind of thing make a third person present... These men and women are shameless!"

After being angry all afternoon, the little dragon girl's anger has mostly disappeared. At this moment, although she looks reproachful to Nie Pan, she wants to do her duty as a teacher and educate the younger generation: "Why don't you talk? How can a seven-foot man study these obscene things?

Nie Pan suddenly became wise in a hurry. He took out the cover of a Hong Kong tertiary film "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" from the desk drawer and handed it to the little dragon girl and said, "Longer, what you said is very well. In fact, these pictures are all a kind of martial arts of cult. Don't you see, isn't it written on it - "Jade Girl Heart Sutra", I'm on the TV? This is the martial arts mentioned in the words. I also think that these martial arts are all evil. I wanted to burn in anger, but the person who wanted to write this book also took a lot of effort, so the heart was not burned... Unexpectedly, it was found out by you Longer.

After listening to Nie Pan's explanation, this time it was the little dragon girl's turn to sweat. She didn't find this plate before. At this moment, she took it over and took a look. Sure enough, it said that "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" was just four more words in front of it.

"Is the Jade Girl Heart Sutra you mentioned on the phone this kind of martial arts?"

Looking at Nie Pan's solemn nod, the little dragon girl was relieved and thought: I thought that he knew that I had practiced the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" with my son without clothes. Now it seems that it's just a coincidence. People in this world are really. This painting is obviously what men and women do together, but I chose a The name of the most powerful martial arts of our ancient tomb school is really annoying. Fortunately, my husband is pure in his heart and misunderstands the relationship between men and women as martial arts. I will deceive him once. I can't let him be fascinated by this kind of shady thing at a young age...

"Well, as a teacher, I understand that these martial arts must have been created by people in the cult and used to confuse the righteous gentleman. This kind of evil book is still torn up. Honey, you will follow the teacher to learn the advanced martial arts of our ancient tomb school in the future, and you must no longer think about these cults. Kung Fu..."

Poor Long Meimei's "wolf belly" of Nie Pan with her pure heart. She thought that Nie Pan was a little Zhengtai who didn't know anything about the world, but she didn't know that the world had been learning sexual knowledge since primary school. At this moment, she was still worried about teaching this pure apprentice...

Nie Pan saw the success of the deception, and the matter of the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" was so confused, so he said solemnly, "What Long Er said is that these crooked tricks should completely erase him from the world..." With that, he tore up all the covers of six or seven "hairy films" in his hand and went outside and threw them in. Trash can...

The storm of the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" was thus resolved by Nie Pan. The little dragon girl was worried that Zhao Zhijing would slander herself and Yang Guoxing's "stling things" and be known by the world. Now after clarifying the misunderstanding, she put down the burden in her heart and suddenly became better. It was really sullen to stay upstairs for a day, and she took the initiative. The proposal said, "Husband, didn't you say there would be a banquet tonight? Why don't you take me out for a long time?"

Nie Pan was so happy that he almost forgot his last name. He almost laughed off his chin and immediately took the little dragon girl's hand out of the bedroom. He said to Meng Juexiao, who was watching TV, "I'm going to take your sister Long out. You can eat at home by yourself." After saying that, regardless of Meng Juexiao's feelings, he took the little dragon girl's hand. They went out of the door side by side.

When she came downstairs to the car, the little dragon girl asked in surprise, "Honey, is this car yours? The car that came from your place in a day won't be robbed, will it?"

Nie Pan scratched his scalp and said, "This is what the company matched for me. Where can I grab it?" Now it belongs to me for the time being. In the future, I will definitely take Longer for a ride with a car that really belongs to me..."

The car started. After walking for a while, Nie Pan felt that the ancient hairstyle of the little dragon girl was a little inappropriate. He suggested, "Longer, there will be many guests at the banquet tonight. I don't think your hairstyle is suitable. Why don't I take you to the hair salon to design a hairstyle of Jue Xiao?"

The little dragon girl shook her head and resolutely refused: "How can the body and skin be cherished by their parents? How can they be dyed into an alien color? In fact, when I first came to our house, I looked quite watery. After this dress, I became a little like a fox spirit. I don't want to be like her. If you think I'm ugly, I'll go home..."

"Oh, don't... My dragon looks good in everything, but it looks good without clothes..." Nie Pan hurriedly flattered, but patted too much.

"Do not talk nonsense. How can you meet people without clothes?" The little dragon girl said angrily.

Nie Pan hurriedly shut up and looked at Long Meimei wearing an extended down jacket and entering the hotel in a thick down jacket. When passing by a shopping mall, Nie Pan proposed to buy another dress for the little dragon girl. At first, the little dragon girl disagreed. After Nie Pan's trick, she finally agreed.

Walking in the mall, Nie Pan said to the little dragon girl, "When I came to the banquet to introduce our relationship, I couldn't say that we were masters and apprentices. I said you were my friend and my girlfriend. I don't know if Long'er has any problem?"

"Of course, it's not your girlfriend, is it your boyfriend?"

Long Meimei asked Nie Pan innocently. In her heart, her girlfriend was an ordinary female friend, but she didn't expect Nie Pan to have an ambush here, and she didn't expect that in this era, her girlfriend represented a couple relationship between two people, so she was full of words.

After wandering around the mall, Nie Panxiang won a white high-end fur, priced at more than 10,000 yuan. Thinking that there will be many female stars of the company at tonight's banquet, Nie Pan felt that it was necessary to spend a lot of money for his woman's beauty, and ruthlessly swiped more than 10,000 yuan on the card.

Looking at the little dragon girl put on this decent fur coat, several female salesmen in the mall were full of praise, praising the little dragon girl for being more beautiful than the fairy in the sky, and praising Nie Pan for being so lucky. After finding such a beautiful girlfriend, Nie Pan couldn't stop laughing.

Long Meimei looked at her height and elegant breath in the mirror, and was also very satisfied with her image; Nie Pan spent more than 1,000 yuan to buy a pair of black high heels for Long. After putting it on, it was even more suitable, and it seemed that her figure was graceful, far from being expressed by words like Qingcheng Qingguo.

When he got out of the mall and got into the car, Nie Pan told the little dragon girl to meet the guests at the banquet. When he introduced to them that this was "Mr. XX, Miss XX", he must smile and shake hands and say "Mr. XX, Miss XX Hello."

The little dragon girl said in embarrassment, "It's easy for me to say hello, but this smiling dragon can't laugh for a while."

Nie Pan began to use "deception magic power" again and said, "You must smile often in the future. Laughter can make people happy, and beauty can prolong life. You must not be so tight in the future..." While driving the car, he talked about a lot of benefits of laughter to the little dragon girl.

"But Master has taught me since I was a child that I don't have to pay attention to all the joys and sorrows in the world. I really can't laugh..." Long Meimei is still embarrassed by this.

Seeing that the little dragon girl had been cold, Nie Pan racked his brains to come up with the funniest joke he heard in his life to tell to the little dragon girl.

After all, the little dragon girl is an ordinary girl, and she is only in her twenties. In the past, she didn't like to laugh because there were few people in contact with her. What's more, Xiao is a person's nature. After listening to Nie Pan's super joke, Long Meimei finally couldn't help laughing.

"Haha...laugh, laugh, finally laugh... If I had known that I should have told you a joke, Long'er, your smile is so charming!" Nie Pan was in a good mood and unconsciously ran a red light.

Looking at Nie Pan's happy appearance, there was a warm feeling in the little dragon girl's heart. She gently stretched out her pink fist and pounded Nie Pan's shoulder and said, "You... are really slippery. This is not as good as you. You... are really bad!"

After listening to Long Meimei's praise, Nie Pan's heart is more like drinking honey. Men are not bad, and women don't love!

While he was complacent, Nie Pan found that the traffic policeman was waving to him. He could only shake his head and lean the car to the roadside. While holding the steering wheel, he said, he just talked. Who knew that he violated the rules of the court and was stopped by the officials. Get ready to take the silver to open the way..."

"Oh? What do these officials want to do? If they dare to bully others, even if they are from the government, Longer will never be afraid of them. Let me deal with them!"

Long Meimei, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, fell down and her palms were wrong. She gathered her whole body in Dantian and was ready to ask for justice from the "officials" wearing uniforms outside.