Chapter 442 Who is bigger and who is smaller?
"Youhe, is this to murder your own husband? OK, you can shoot whatever you want. It's better to shoot it with your poisonous ice-poored silver needle. It's not a hero to hide!" Nie Pan didn't like him and walked forward without looking back.
One thing falls one thing, and Nie Pan feels that he is the nemesis of this woman. Although this female demon is arrogant in front of people, as if she disdains men, and she always likes to play against herself in front of people, but it's all pretending to be a gesture. I am her nemesis! When there is no one, especially when she is **, this woman is obedient to herself.
This female demon is a typical sultry * woman. On the surface, she looks unattainable. In fact, the ** of a mature woman in her bones is not lacking at all. This woman can't live without herself. She still needs her own body. Nie Pan is such self-confidence, so Li Mochou's words don't pay attention to it at all.
Sure enough, Li Mochou had nothing to do with Nie Pan's toughness, so he had to ask kindly, "Hey, Nie Pan? Go slowly and discuss something with you."
"Apologize, do you know what women are the least smart to do? That is, don't give face to your husband in front of others!"
Nie Pan still strode forward domineeringly, with no intention of stopping at all. While walking, he taught his woman and let him understand the truth of "husband is his wife". Now let's not say that husband is the wife, can't you not save face for me like this? At least I'm also your husband. Although there are no ceremonies or weddings, the children will be breastfed. This fact can't be changed. Why do you talk to me in front of other women and make me hard in front of them?
"Well, I apologize to you. It's my fault. I shouldn't talk to you in this tone." Under Nie Pan's toughness, Li Mochou softened and followed Nie Pan step by step, and his tone became much gentler.
"This is not sincere enough. You must add a good husband..." Nie Pan said relentlessly.
"You..." Li Mochou stared. He wanted to be angry, but his eyes just looked at Nie Pan, and then he was defeated. "Well, you won... It's okay for me to call you husband, but you didn't marry me or give me a name. Why should I call you husband?"
"The child is about to make soy sauce. Do you still need to get married? This is the fact that the relationship between husband and wife. From the law of our world, you are already my wife, so whether you marry or not, you can't change the fact that you are my wife. From the moral code in your world, a husband is your wife, and I am your life. You must respect me!" Nie Pan talked endlessly to explain the truth to Li Mochou, while taking advantage of Li Mochou's distractions, he hugged a soft jade in his arms.
Li Mochou let Nie Pan walk side by side and just put forward what he was thinking: "Well, I won't distinguish from you. Even if I am your wife and you are my husband, even if this is an immutable fact. But don't you think there are too many women around you? Well, men are all three wives and four concubines. The dragon girl doesn't care about this matter. I'm too lazy to be that villain. These sisters are forced by the situation to get on your thief ship. It's not good to chase anyone away. Let's just let's live. You's take advantage of you pervert. However, you should arrange a name for us, right? You can't let them be behind Li Mochou every day. Li Mochou will call me short, right? I'm seven or eight years older than them, not even in my teens.
"Oh, I see. Is that what you just wanted to say? Let me arrange seats for these women?" Nie Pan suddenly realized.
"Exact! If you don't have rules, you can't make a circle. As the head of the family, you should set the size of a few women for us. Otherwise, what kind of style will you become?
Li Mochou narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, looking for Nie Pan's acupuncture point with his hand. If this guy didn't listen to him, he would launch a sudden attack, first restrain his acupuncture point, and then slowly clean him up until he was convinced.
How could Nie Pan not understand Li Mochou's intention, but he didn't pay attention to it. This woman only had some means to clean up herself, and she was still afraid that she would be an OO?
In the past, when she was in Donggang, the female demon cleaned herself up a lot. She always clicked her acupuncture point and used the female style, which is a typical female psychology. Now, if you don't know, you will order your own acupuncture point to have a field battle. It's up to him. Anyway, if you change the scenery, you will change your interest. You won't suffer. Don't you believe that she can play the game of whips and candles in this wilderness?
"What else is the score? It's arranged according to the morning and evening when I went to bed. Who is the first to be the eldest!" Nie Pan proudly said a arrangement method.
But on second thought, in this order, Meng Juexiao is the first to cheat with himself, and his virgin body is still broken on her body. Is it possible to make this girl bigger?
Nie Pan immediately rejected the idea just now in his heart. Meng Juexiao's mental skills were not correct. He used conspiracy to force the palace, in an attempt to destroy Laozi's love and disqualify her from evaluation. Although the death penalty is not spared, she must be the smallest in her life, so as to show a great man in this matter. Only by being fair, just and open can we rank them according to the principle of seeking truth from facts!
"I object, it's not fair to me! Besides, who will sleep with you sooner or later, only you know in your heart. If you favor anyone, what should we do? Another way!" Li Mochou immediately protested.
"So how do you arrange it?" Nie Pan asked tentatively. In fact, he had made up his mind for a long time. Except for the little dragon girl who is his own main room, the rest doesn't matter. At least he doesn't care about it, as long as they don't cuckold themselves.
"According to the order of age, I'm also in my thirties. They are not as old as me. Like Lin Wei, a girl is even less than 20, and she is my apprentice. Even if she sleeps with you earlier than me, does she dare to be older than me?" Li Mochou proposed in the posture of being a master.
"There has been no such saying in the past and now. Haven't you ever seen the emperor get married? Only on a first-come, first-served basis, there is no such thing as ranking according to age. Nonsense.
Nie Pan shook his head like a rattle. This main room must be a person with both virtue and beauty to be in charge of the harem. Li Mochou turned his face when he said it. The moody thing is mainly to make the main room. It's strange not to make his backyard jump!
Seeing that Nie Pan didn't agree, Li Mochou thought of another way: "Although you lied to these little girls to have sex with you, none of them is getting married, right? Otherwise, let's compare martial arts. Whose martial arts is higher and who will be bigger?
"Bullshit, you can also think of it. Should I choose the main room or the champion of martial arts? It's better to be better than anyone's ** kung fu, and who is comfortable to serve me and let him be the main room. Nie Pan said in a careless tone and refused Li Mochou's proposal.
"It's okay. It's also a way to compare with ** kung fu. That's it. If I don't believe it, I can't compare with these girls." Li Mochou actually agreed with confidence.
After listening to Li Mochou's answer, Nie Pan couldn't help thinking about Xiao Xingxing. He casually took out his nonsense and the woman actually agreed. It was really helpless.
"Sister, at least be reserved. This will make the little sisters embarrassed. Is it possible that we should play a multi-P game for a man and a woman? Pay attention to the social impact. At least, brother, I am also the leader of the rebel army and the deputy leader of the heroes of the Central Plains!"
Li Mochou's "Gige" smile shows the enchantingness of a mature woman: "It's obviously you who proposed it. In line with the principle of husband-wife, so I agreed. Why do you rely on me now? Also, don't call me Sister Li in the future. Am I so old? Call me don't worry..."
"Don't worry? Uh-huh... I got goose bumps. It's better to call you a fairy!" Nie Pan made a shivering look and made fun of it.
"It's okay to call me a fairy, but don't call me Sister Li." Li Mochou took Nie Pan's arm and smiled. The two walked side by side under the moonlight, like a couple in love.
"Also, this doesn't work, and that doesn't work. Are you talking about a way to get rid of the size of our sisters?" Li Mochou continued to strike while the iron was hot, and he was determined to seek the status of the head of the harem for himself.
"Why don't you catch the lot? It's up to fate. It's up to fate. This is the most child-friendly!" Nie Pan shrugged his shoulders and looked like there was nothing else.
"That doesn't work. Isn't that a mess? If Lin Wei catches the biggest one, will she become the main room? I'll give you two ways. You can choose by yourself. First, compare martial arts, and second, compare ** kung fu. Li Mochou took Nie Pan's shoulder, smiled lustfully, and gave him an ultimatum.
"Let me go. You are such a fierce woman. I'm convinced. Just as you said, it will be better to compare ** kung fu. Whoever is the uncle who serves me is the most comfortable, and I will let the main room. Nie Pan promised with a hooligan look. Anyway, the referee is himself, and won't he have the final say at that time?
"Oi, it's a deal. I must be the lord of the East Palace. In the future, if you become the emperor, this main room will be the queen." Li Mochou said with a look of complacency.
"My God, emperor? The queen? You have a big appetite, don't you? Nie Pan looked surprised. This woman really dared to think about it!
Li Mochou looked disdainful: "Well, what's the big deal! We now have more than 100,000 horses in our hands. Now Song and Yuan are fighting. We can just take the benefits of fishermen. Maybe the world will really be taken down by you. At that time, it will be difficult for you to be an emperor. Don't worry, I will do my best to help you in order to ascend to the throne of queen.
Nie Pan wanted to cry without tears. He spread out his hands and said, "The conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't have this idea, that is, you have so much courage. You might as well follow the example of Wu Zetian and have another second queen in history."
Li Mochou snorted coldly: "Huh... It's not impossible. Now the most important thing is how to bribe Guo Jing and let him help us work in the future. Don't be late. Go to the wall!"
The two had already reached the city of Xiangyang. As soon as Li Mochou's words fell, he used light skills and flew to the wall. Nie Pan showed his body. He followed him and quietly touched into the city while the soldiers guarding the city were not paying attention.