Chapter 17 Toy Bomb

[Today's second chapter, it's still early! It's just that the number of words is a little small, but the small lamp is sent up on the principle of not making up the number of words! Without further ado, collect, tickets! Thank you!

The old lady at the dinner table was a little too enthusiastic, which made Wang Haotian a little unswelt.

This is the first time that Wang Haotian has encountered such an occasion, and this is the first time that he has to deal with the table with a smile!

Soon after the meal, in the sound of courtesy, in the voice of the old lady and Zhang Xiaoya, Wang Haotian made amends and 'must visit another day' to escape the 'magic claws' of the two!

After going downstairs, Wang Haotian wiped his cold sweat and quickly walked to the car.

But think about it, when the old lady just went into the inner room to look for something, Zhang Xiaoya's 'tofu' was really delicious! Hey hey, the girl's face turned red with shame, but the meaning of resistance was not obvious.

"Young master, have you finished the Man-Han banquet?" Looking at Wang Haotian getting into the car, Cun Ren asked with a smile on his face.

"Hmm, do you believe I'll throw you out of the car?" Wang Haotian narrowed his eyes and smiled evilly.

"Ha ha, I didn't say it, I didn't say it." Cun Ren smiled shyly and started the car.

As long as there is no outsider, there is nothing between Wang Haotian and Cun Ren and Cun Zhi. It can be said that it is brotherhood.

After a while, the car stopped opposite Huahai Community. Wang Haotian looked at the time and said, "It's almost time. If nothing happens, our secretary-general is now talking to his wife." After saying that, Wang Haotian took out the remote control of the 'bomb' and pressed it.

"Can you explain the principle of it?" Cun Ren asked with a smile.

"The principle is that we just wait for the phone call." Wang Haotian smiled mysteriously.

"Well--"

The two of them chatted without saying a word, but the phone didn't ring for a long time, and both of them were impatient.

"Oh, young master, why don't you call? It's not that you made a mistake!" Cun Ren said helplessly.

"If you make a mistake, you put it in the wrong position!" Wang Haotian stared and said.

"How can it be?! - Oh, I probably put it wrong." Cun Ren looked at Wang Haotian's eyes and immediately wither.

Wang Haotian hummed and smiled twice.

At this time, the phone finally rang, and both of them were refreshed. Wang Haotian quickly picked it up and looked at the strange number. It should be right.

"Hello?" Wang Haotian smiled.

"Hey, who are you? Why are you targeting me?" An angry roar came from the other end of the phone.

"Ha ha, don't be excited. Don't be excited. I'm not aiming at you. Oh, by the way, pay attention to the elevator when you go downstairs!" Wang Haotian smiled gloomyly, and his voice became different from usual.

"Okay, why on earth do you think? Don't you know who I am?" The other party was obviously panicked when he heard Wang Haotian pay attention to the elevator.

"Ha ha, the secretary-general of the municipal government, Zhang Fei, is 41 years old. He became the secretary-general when he became a rising official three years ago. He has one wife and one son, and three lovers outside. His wife is a staff member of the bank. His son is in the third year of the city's sixth middle school. The most important of the three lovers is a second-level singer Annie, the second..."

Wang Haotian still wanted to go on, but the opposite side roared: "Stop it! Tell me your purpose!"

Wang Haotian smiled and said, "There is no purpose. I just want to remind you and let your family restrain yourself a little. Oh, by the way, why do you want to evacuate all the residents of that building? Just your family runs away, what about the others! You are so irresponsible as an official!"

"Where are you now?" The opposite side calmed down and asked.

"Ha ha, do you want to find a good excuse to procrastinate? My location can't be found by the mobile phone signal. Wang Haotian lit a cigarette and squinted.

"Huh! If you don't tell me, I know who you are!" The words on the opposite side made Wang Haotian speechless for a while.

He replied, "I don't care whether you know it or not. Don't fucking talk nonsense. I just give you a warning. Don't be too fucking arrogant. If you want to kill you, it's like picking up mustard!"

The sudden change in Wang Haotian's tone obviously calmed the other party. Wang Haotian seemed to remember something and said, "Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that your son's gun is a prohibited item, so I confiscated it." After saying that, he hung up the phone without giving the other person time to talk.

"Ha ha, I didn't expect the young master to change his voice." Cun Ren said with some envy.

"Ha ha, young master, I was born with a talent. What can't I do!" Wang Haotian suddenly floated up.

"That's right, I've also learned the work of changing the voice, but I can't learn it well, but I've practiced a good ear." Cun Ren said with some pity.

Wang Haotian didn't talk to him. He turned on the computer and knocked on it.

"Young master, where are we going now?" Cunren started the car and asked.

"What are you busy with? Let's watch the play later." Wang Haotian flicked the soot and said.

"Oh." Cun Ren answered and put out the fire again.

After a while, Wang Haotian looked out of the window and many police cars, ambulances, 120s, police, Tigers, and even reporters followed.

Holding the computer, Wang Haotian looked at Zhang Jian's father coming out of the community again. He met the heads of several teams and was waving his hands and saying something.

Wang Haotian funnyly took out his mobile phone, dialed Zhang Fei's phone, and then stared at the door of the community.

Zhang Fei really took out his mobile phone, and then he was nervous for a while. He quickly explained to the people around him, and then the people around him were also in a panic. After finding a few professionals and fully prepared, he connected the phone: "Hey, who the hell are you? What's the purpose? We can discuss it!"

Wang Haotian smiled more happily, and the people next to him were teaching him to speak!

Wang Haotian made a gesture to Cun Ren, and Cun Ren drove the car with intention.

"Well - I said Lao Zhang, didn't your mother teach you to talk? Do you have to be taught to speak?"

As soon as Wang Haotian finished his words, the people over there were pointing again. They were in a hurry. In a short time, many policemen were ready to surround.

"That old Zhang, don't be nervous. I'm not malicious. That bomb is just a toy..." Wang Haotian turned his head and looked at the policemen who had been running around and searching for people behind him and smiled happily.

"Eh-huh?! I asked you--" Wang Haotian hung up the phone before Zhang Fei finished speaking.

"Ha ha, young master, you are really insidious!" Cun Ren said with a smile.

"This means leaving no way out for the enemy." Wang Haotian opened the car window and let the wind blow his hair, which was very comfortable.

"This is called staying in the future! If you don't leave the back road, just put a real bomb today and directly blow up the building!" Cun Ren immediately objected.

"Ha ha." Wang Haotian smiled softly and said no.

Cunren's eyes swept out of the window like a car window. He saw an advertisement made by a female star on the advertisement in the square, and said, "This Annie is beautiful!"

Wang Haotian came to his senses at this time, as if he was talking to himself or to Cunren. He smiled and said, "There is a familiar person behind every true knowledge you seek!"

"Ha ha, young master, when will you write poetry?" Cun Ren smiled and said.

"Is this a poem?" Wang Haotian asked with a smile.

"Hehe, of course, that's it. Well, I'll also recite a poem! Wait for me to think about it!" Cunren thought about it on his forehead.

"Dip your car well." Wang Haotian said with a smile.

"Oh! By the way, I thought of a song to the female star Annie, Zhang Fei's lover just now," he coughed and said, "Every woman you miss so much that there is a man behind her who wants to vomit!"

"Hahaha--it's really wet!!" Wang Haotian couldn't help laughing and admiring.

"Haha--"