Chapter 107 Picking up girls is like a divine helper

Most of the people recommended by the pheasant are tattooed and cross-faced gangsters, but these cross-faced people are actually quite easy-going and friendly to Wang Haotian. Only one is different. The above two points do not match. One is tattooed, full of cross-face, and one is easy-going and friendly. This man's name is a handsome boy. He has long hair, all of which are covered in front of his forehead. One eye is never easily shown, leaving only one eye to look at Wang Haotian with a complex and insidious look. The pheasant said that this person was born like this. Don't mind, but Wang Haotian didn't think so. He has been secretly guarding this person in his heart. In short, it is necessary to be careful. The ship can't sink for ten thousand years.

The hot DJ music completely numbs Wang Haotian's ears, and the sound of heavy metal is as heavy as heavy as hitting people's hearts, with a full sense of rhythm.

Wang Haotian is looking for his prey with a cup of cocktail with interest. He has a pair of eyes that can see through a woman's mind. If he doesn't use it, it will be a violent thing!

"Hey, Death, are you really hungry?" The pheasant's little eyes have been staring at Wang Haotian for a long time.

The nickname Death was also told by Wang Haotian to the pheasant. When it was in it just now, the pheasant decided to give Wang Haotian a 'Jianghu name', and the names he took were all pheasants, chicken feathers, dogs and so on. Wang Haotian was panicked and quickly took out the 'Death' that had been used several times before.

"Grass! Get out! I'm figuring out how true the name of this beautiful street is, which is also a kind of archaeology, that is, art! Don't make trouble if you don't understand. Wang Haotian immediately came out of his extremely lethal 'grass'! It is concise, smooth, and very in line with Wang Haotian's current identity. It is the most suitable as a mantra.

"Bullshit art! I don't know what's on your mind and mind yet!" The pheasant looks contemptuous.

Wang Haotian smiled, very gloomy, "Chicken-chicken, what do you think I'm thinking in my mind and heart?"

"Well... don't call me chicken-chicken!" The pheasant's face was gloomy, and there was an obvious black line on his forehead.

"Okay, chicken-chicken, is it okay?" Wang Haotian looked at the pheasant with a serious smile. He felt that it was necessary to make fun of the pheasant to increase his relationship.

The pheasant despised Wang Haotian and said slowly, "I saw the beautiful woman thinking about going to bed, and my mind was thinking about how to get her to bed!"

Wang Haotian almost spit out the sip of wine he had just drunk in his mouth, and made the wine in his mouth enter his throat with difficulty. Then he opened his eyes wide and looked at the pheasant like an orangutan. He said, "I didn't expect you to go to school. What you said is full of philosophy and a famous demeanor. In your words, you can say. Directly increase your own level several times! From a hairy pheasant to a phoenix in the sky!"

Wang Haotian's words directly lifted the pheasant to the clouds. He couldn't see himself clearly. He was interested in this topic and said excitedly and proudly, "Hmm, now I admit that I am a piece of gold buried by sand, right? Let me tell you, the love saint in J City before is me, and so is the pheasant!"

Wang Haotian quickly changed his surprised and worshipful eyes and asked, "What happened later?" In fact, I scolded the pheasant for pretending to be 13 too much!

"Later? In order to follow my master's will, I tried my best to keep a low profile, but God really couldn't see it. Even... the dog said that I was low-key and gorgeous!" Agou is a little brother who can only flatter pheasants, but Agou's flattering pheasants are extremely useful and eat them all.

"So you are very good at picking up girls?" Wang Haotian went straight to the point and didn't talk nonsense, just to expose the big lie of the pheasant to his face.

"It can be said." At this time, the pheasant immediately changed into a master's appearance. It would be better if he had a beard to touch it.

"Then you go and put the woman in that corner to bed." Wang Haotian casually picked one. From this woman's lower abdomen, Wang Haotian only saw a sentence that had been repeated: Why hasn't anyone come to pick me up yet? Mom. Can't Xiaoli lie to me?

This also reduces the difficulty of the pheasant.

The pheasant waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, don't worry! Let me teach you a good lesson first. Although you are long-looking and have big eyes, your connotation is really not very good. Let's take the famous saying I just said, do you see a beautiful woman the same as I said? I'm thinking about sleeping with her, and I'm thinking about how to lead her to bed, isn't it?"

At this time, Wang Haotian saw a great beauty, so he didn't talk nonsense with the pheasant. He prevaricates and said, "I have a stomachache. I'm going to the bathroom. What you said is very right. It's an absolute famous saying. I heard a famous person read books when pooping. When I go to try pooping, I guess what you said. The profound meaning of the sentence should be more able to find the deeper meaning of the sentence. I'll go first. Before Wang Haotian finished speaking, he had slipped a few meters away, just like a puppet army that served as a dog leg for the Japanese during the Anti-Japanese War. As soon as the gun was fired, it ran faster than a horse.

The woman targeted by Wang Haotian is a fashion girl with long hair and blue eyes. The reason why Wang Haotian chose her is that her lower abdomen is what Wang Haotian is interested in.

Put on the footsteps that almost stepped into the pheasant - glasses that were almost buried in the sand, replaced with a cup of fragrant rose tea, and the facial muscles adjusted a Mona Lisa-style smile, which seemed to be gentle, serious, sad, self-deprecating, unpredictable, quite reminiscent of wandering artists - if there are some fragmentary chins The beard that has just appeared is even more perfect.

"Alas, there are such heartless people in the world who play with their feelings and hurt my heart. Who will save them? Ask what the love in the world is, and teach life and death..." A slight sadness is locked between Wang Haotian's eyebrows, and a pair of bright but godless eyes are very intoxicated, just like the hero in a love movie in the early 1990s, stupid and innocent.

These words are just enough for the fashion beauty around her to hear. The fashion beauty's heart is already turbulent, lightning and thunder. It turns out that she is not the only one who is trapped by love, but there are still a lot of fallen people in Tianya!

Feeing the hot eyes of the fashion beauty around him, Wang Haotian secretly shouted in his heart, and he also had a little good impression on the power that did not work when it failed.

Taking advantage of the victory to chase and hit the yellow dragon directly, Wang Haotian, with the ideological consciousness of quick battle and quick decision, directly turned his head and looked at the fashion beauty. He just looked at each other and sparks. "Miss, can you tell me why there are so many good women in the world, but I only love her alone?" This is also what Wang Haotian said after looking at the lower abdomen of the fashion beauty. It can be said that he was premeditated and scheming.

"Alas..." The fashion beauty hurriedly turned her head and the spark disappeared. "To tell you the truth, you and I are the same, and you are also dumped... Oh, let's not talk about it." The fashion beauty suddenly stopped and drank wine.

Wang Haotian laughed in his heart, but the expression on his face was still gloomy. There was infinite surprise and confusion in his eyes. He asked in a more confused tone than his eyes, "Is the young lady also ruthlessly given by her boyfriend?" This sentence is a sentence that Wang Haotian overtly heard in the bar, which is very classic.

"It's obvious that I came to the bar alone to get drunk." Fashionable beauties look lonely and sad, gloomy, and misty.

"We are both fallen people at the end of the world. Why do we have to meet each other? Come on, I give you a toast!" Wang Haotian shouted in his heart, 'Ho long live Mr. Liao'. What Liao Xuebing said on the podium, Wang Haotian remembered a few words. At this time, it was the most appropriate time. He was really happy and couldn't help but be grateful to Liao Xuebing.

"Although I don't understand what you mean in the second half of the poem, but... let's cheers!" At this time, the fashionable beauty's thoughts emerged from the bottom of her heart like a flood, and finally found a confidant. It is said that a daughter is easy to get, a confidant is difficult to find, and it is even more difficult to find a confidant who can talk about bitterness. Now a handsome blue-faced confidant appears in front of her, and the beautiful woman is somewhat excited.

Wang Haotian sweated in his heart. God is really fair. The IQ of beautiful women is generally low. Beauty and wisdom can only be given to one of them. If there are very few alternatives, God will doze when he created people.

"Do it!" At this time, Wang Haotian was full of lofty feelings and joy. This is the fun of picking up girls. Wang Haotian, who found this, was already addicted to picking up girls, and suddenly felt that he would never get tired of it!

At this moment, there was a dramatic accident, which disturbed Wang Haotian's beautiful plan to pick up girls.

A man's hand pulled down from the bar chair * fashion beauty, and the wine in the beauty's hand also spilled on Wang Haotian's lap.

"Pang--" A loud slap was thrown on the beautiful woman's face.

This slap was thrown on the face of the beautiful woman, but it was also thrown on the heart of the beautiful woman. He was angry from his heart and immediately rushed to his head. Wang Haotian stared at the man who slapped his eyes wide.

"Sun Li! You came to the bar behind my back to steal a man! Look, I won't kill you!" The speaker raised his evil hand while he spoke, and the scared beautiful woman quickly covered her face.

This person looks like a dog and wears a dog, but his heart is more poisonous than sulfuric acid.

The beautiful woman covered her face and slapped her face for a long time, and even there was no movement. Curiosity prompted her to move away the palm covering her face and secretly glance at the outside world.

It turned out that her boyfriend's evil hand was pinched to death by another chivalrous hand. She couldn't move. Looking at his expression, it was like constipation. Curiosity once again prompted her to turn her head to look at the owner of the chivalrous hand, and her heart pounded.

The owner of this chivalrous and righteous hand is Wang Haotian at this time. He is stunned with a face and staring at a pair of eyes, just like Ultraman in the cartoon, such justice, such a cow 13, which makes people can't help but worship!

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