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I don't know how long it took. Until the old man took a sip of tea, and then said inexplicably, "If you want to listen to the next decomposition, please come to this building at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon to listen to Zhang Banxian continue the next step."
Everyone cut their pockets with no interest, and then began to take out their pockets. When I took a closer look, there were several young men in the crowd, each holding an iron plate in his hand and reaching out to the spectators. Those spectators were also quite generous and raised their hands and threw the copper plate over. There were also a few generous ones who directly poured out some broken silver and fell in without even blinking their eyes.
I stood still puzzledly until those young men came to me and motioned me to give me silver.
"Little girl, are you here with adults?"
"No."
The other party immediately changed his arrogant face and said, "If you don't give silver for you, why don't you give it?"
"Do you still need money to listen to this?" Not to mention Journey to the West, I have even read it dozens of times. Isn't it ridiculous to listen to this storybook casually and ask me to take the money?
The other party listened to me and seemed to want to be angry, but because he was a child, he deliberately said patiently, "Isn't this nonsense? How can you listen to it in vain?"
"This doesn't sound good. Why should I pay? What I said is much better than him!"
When the young man heard what I said, he almost jumped up angrily. He really wanted to teach me a lesson, but the old man on the stage came over and looked at me with a thin face and said, "Little girl, what a big tone. I, Zhang Banxian, have been talking about Tianshu for more than 20 years, and no one dares to provoke me like this."
I saw the old man come down. In order not to lose his momentum, I proudly put in my waist and said with a look that I didn't pay attention to him: "I've heard what you said hundreds of times, and I remember the ending."
The old man was stunned and stepped forward in disbelief and said, "How can this be? This is a newly collected folk legend collected by Zhang Banxian. I'm afraid few people have seen it all over the world. You, a little girl may not even know words. How can you listen to it hundreds of times?"
"Master Zhang, don't listen to this girl's nonsense. She just has no money to make trouble. Let me coax her out so as not to lose your interest." The young man is already very impatient and is always using his mung bean eyes on me.
I stared at him angrily and said loudly, "You just talked about a beginning, right? Then let me tell you, the end is that the Tang monk and apprentice went through eighty-one difficulties, then subdued demons, rescued the people, and went to the west to obtain the true scriptures. On the way, I passed by my daughter's country, beat the jade rabbit essence, white bone essence, spider essence, lowered the red child, borrowed the banana fan, and destroyed the flame mountain. He successively accepted Sun Monkey, old pig and Shasha as apprentices. All this, isn't it?"
"..." When I said that, the old man was completely stunned.
For a long time, he was like a chicken pounding rice and said with admiration, "Yes, yes, master, little girl, you are really a master, you know all this."
"I not only know these, but also have more interesting folklore stories and so on."
The old man was completely convinced that he treated me like an idol and quickly pulled me and said, "Little girl, are you serious?"
"Of course, seriously, if you are willing to buy me a cup of tea, I will tell you one or two."
"Ok, drink tea, no problem, Laifu, what are you doing there? Why don't you have tea soon?"
The guy who was still staring at me changed his face in an instant, and a slave's mouth seemed to please me and said, "Okay, let's go."
"Hmm, it's your acquaintance." This time, I also had a luxurious old man.
Shi Xiuqi knocked the wooden fish. The monk shouted quietly, "What are you doing?" Shi Xiu didn't respond to him either. He asked him to walk to the entrance of the alley, turned it over and held it down, and shouted, "Don't make a loud sound! I will kill you in a loud voice! Just wait for me to peel off my clothes!" The thief knew that it was Shi Xiu, and he dared to struggle and squeak; he was stripped of his clothes by Shi Xiu and was naked.
Slowly went to bend his knees and pulled out the knife. He died and put the knife next to the head. He rolled up two clothes into a bundle, then returned to the guest room, gently opened the door, quietly closed it, and went to sleep without saying anything. It is said that there is a prince selling cake porridge in this city. In the fifth update, he carried cake porridge and lit a lantern. A little monkey followed him and came out for the morning market. When he came to the edge of death, he was tripped and poured a load of cake porridge on the ground.
The little monkey shouted, "It's bitter! A monk fell drunk here!" I touched it, touched the blood of my hands, and cried bitterly. I didn't know whether it was high or low. Hearing this, several neighbors opened the door and came out. When they lit the fire, they saw blood porridge everywhere and two bodies lying on the ground. The neighbors dragged me to go to court. Exactly: disaster comes from the sky, and disaster comes to the earth. After all, how did the prince get out and listen to the decomposition next time. I told one-third of the wonderful plot in Water Margin with my three-inch tongue. After relaxation, I suddenly felt that my mouth was dry and I quickly picked up a sip of tea.
At this time, Zhang Banxian, who was listening with relish, was completely intoxicated with the hero of the story. From time to time, he would tell Laifu beside him, "Remember it quickly, remember it quickly, be sure to write it down." Laifu also nodded in a hurry, picked up the pen and wrote hard on the paper. Sometimes, as the heroes in the story were excited and excited, he would immediately be scolded by Zhang Banxian.
At present, seeing that I stopped explaining, the second child who called Laifu was also relieved. He quickly put down the pen and couldn't help shaking his sore arm.
Zhang Banxian was disappointed by this sudden narrative. Seeing that I had been speechless for a long time, he stood up impatiently and said, "Little girl, go on, what's next? The story shouldn't end like this, right?"
After listening to this, I nodded calmly and said, "Next is to go to Dacuiping Mountain and burn Zhujia's shop with three fires."
"Isn't that more wonderful?" Zhang Banxian's eyes lit up. Looking at me, he seemed to see an inexhaustible vault, completely shining.
I put down the cup, scratched my forehead, and nodded my chin as a matter of course and said, "That's natural."
"That girl, please continue."
"Well, it's getting late. It's time for me to go back." After saying that, I got up and wanted to leave. Damn, when I'm stupid, I'll tell you a story for free, you write it down again, and then fool the public, won't the white silver go into your pocket?
"Hey, girl, don't, look, this story is only halfway through. You just leave. At least, you finish it first."
Zhang Banxian stopped me there with a begging face. It's not like Zhang Da's fool who just stood at the front desk with flying eyebrows.
I deliberately showed an embarrassed look and said, "No, no matter how good the story is, you have to let me go home for dinner. My mother is waiting for me."
"This meal is not easy. What kind of delicacies do you want to eat later? You can order it and I'll treat it." Zhang Banxian said as he patted his chest and said with a flattering face.
"No, no, no."
"Girl...girl..."
"Well, let's not tell you this story without a purpose. As for me, my money has been a little tight recently. Today, I wandered around Kyoto for more than half a circle, and finally I didn't even have the money to drink tea. Cough..."
"Oh, I understand, I understand."
"Haha? Got it?" I raised my eyebrows and looked at him with a faint smile. After such a big circle, a shrewd person should understand it as soon as he hears it.
Zhang Banxian nodded quickly and said, "Well, since the girl is short of money, isn't this just a matter? As long as you tell me the content of the second half of the story, this money is not a problem.
When I heard this, I was naturally happy, but I said happily, "Ok, it's too late today. Why don't I write the second half of the content into a script in the evening and give it to you tomorrow? If this cooperation goes well, I have more folk stories to write to you, such as Meng Jiangnu, the Legend of the White Snake, the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, Xu Wenchang, Nuwa to patch the sky, Chang'e running to the moon, Kuafu day by day, etc..."
The more he listened to me, the bigger Zhang Banxian's eyes became. Finally, he couldn't help nodding and said, "Okay...Okay...Girl, it's a deal. You must come tomorrow."
"Oc...no problem, tomorrow, I will definitely come here to present the script to you before your opening speech."
"Well, by the way, where does the girl live? Why don't I ask someone to take you back?"
"Ha ha, this is no use. My house... lives a little far away."
"If you live far away, you have to be escorted by my people. Look at you, what's going to happen to your parents at a young age? How can I tell your parents?"
It's not easy to tell my parents, but it's not good for you to tell your future glory and wealth, right? Although I was disdainful, I threw a polite look on my face and said, "Uncle Zhang, I understand your kindness. I really don't need to escort you. If you do this, I will be embarrassed to come in the future."
As soon as he heard that I said that I would not come in the future, Zhang Banxian immediately came forward with some shock and said, "No... Girl, you must come. If you don't come, this is simply the biggest loss in my life. If you don't let me send it, then I won't send it. Go, go... Laifu, what are you still doing? Send the guests away."
"Okay, girl, please..."
"Hmm!"