48. The idiot of King Kong
"Do you two know what this Easter egg is?"
Chen Xu regarded Qiaolian and Yulian as Yue Feisheng and Song Chengxian. He held one in one hand. The two women could be said to be the first time they were held in their hands by a man. The only one who resisted on the spot did not answer. He secretly prayed that Mr. Chen would run faster and catch up with the pursuers!
But the speed of this jade egg is faster than Chen Xu, like a jade light, or shooting towards the head, getting closer and closer.
"Dead!"
In just three breaths, the jade egg was only three feet away from Chen Xu. Chen Xu shook his hands, the two women were directly thrown out, and the jade egg fell on his shoulder with a swoop.
Bai Qi, who was sitting on his shoulder, saw the jade egg and sneaked into Chen Xu's thick hair.
The jade egg fell on his shoulder, jumped twice, then landed on Chen Xu's head and jumped on another shoulder.
Chen Xu has a dead heart now. He is jumped on his shoulder by this thing that can hurt people at any time. Who knows if he will suddenly burst up and blow up his head the next moment!
"Little...dan, can you... hear me?"
Chen Xu glanced at the jade egg and stammered.
The jade egg suddenly floated in front of Chen Xu and shook twice as if nodding.
"I'm not called Xiaodan!"
Suddenly, a voice exploded in his mind, making Chen Xu's chin almost fall to the ground.
It's so scary that an egg can talk!
"Chen Xu, if you dare to offend my son, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, you will die!"
The knife light is like rain, covering it in an instant. The Xuanwu Realm's great and true spirit is fierce, and the condensed knife spirit is not scattered, extremely sharp, and can break stone and gold.
In an instant, the knife light fell, and there were hundreds of ways. If it was cut down, it would become a pile of minced meat in an instant.
Wh!
Qiang!
The jade egg brush shot out, and when the big knife was about to fall on Chen Xu's head, it directly blocked in front of the knife and made a sonorous sound, like a metal collision.
A fierce force suddenly came under the knife, which made Huachen almost fly out of the big knife in his hand, and the tiger's mouth was shocked.
The colorful light flashed, the big knife at the level of Lingbao was broken, and the light escaped from the broken blade and sank into the jade egg.
In the blink of an eye, there was only one handle left in Huachen's hand.
With a flash of jade light and a bang, the jade egg and Huachen's head collided with each other. How hard was the jade egg that even Lingbao could break? Huachen's head was directly smashed with blood all over his face and flew out.
The jade egg flew back as if asking for credit and landed in front of Chen Xu.
"I'm not called Xiaodan, my name is... I'm not Xiaodan!"
The voice was crisp and tender, timid, and let Chen Xu's chin slowly close.
Strange egg! Chen Xu, who could even accept the matter of crossing, gradually accepted the strange logic that an egg could speak.
Chen Xu turned his head to look at Hua Chen, whose head was broken by the jade egg, and fainted to the ground with his buttocks. However, the jade egg did not do anything to himself, which made Chen Xu feel relieved. However, this jade egg can kill the existence of Xuanwujing at once, which is quite terrible.
"What's your name?"
"I don't know."
"You seem to be very good?"
"I don't know."
"Then you certainly don't know who you are?"
"I don't know."
"What do you know?"
"I don't know."
Chen Xu had a black line, looked at the jade egg in front of him, and waved his hand, "Then you will be called Xiaoyu from now on!"
"I'm not called Xiaoyu."
"From now on, your name will be Xiaoyu."
"I'm so sleepy."
The jade egg floated into Chen Xu's arms. Chen Xu held the jade egg with a black line in his hand, followed by a light breathing sound, which made Chen Xu seriously suspect that it was not an egg in his arms, but a child.
But it's obviously an egg!
"Ky, this egg..."
"I'm not an egg!"
Bai Qi was so scared that he almost fell to the ground and quickly said, "It's not an egg."
Wow~~
The light and heavy breathing sounded, and Bai Qi shivered. This seemed to be the magic power of the fierce man in ancient times. Did the murderer hang up? No, it's impossible. I've survived. There's no reason why the murderer can't survive!
Although the group of people fought fiercely in ancient times, the murderer was really fierce. The colorful light almost made a hole in the sky.
The murderer is definitely not dead. This should be the descendant of the murderer.
White chess thought about it secretly.
"Kid, you sent it!"
On the other side, Huachen was directly knocked unconscious by the jade egg. The two brothers quickly fell down and saw that Huachen's face was smashed. With a head of blood, he quickly started to check and found that he had just fainted, and he was immediately relieved.
The people who followed naturally saw the scene, with big eyes and small eyes, and their eyes were full of understanding.
Yulian and Qiaolian rubbed their buttocks. Just now, Chen Xu threw them directly away. They didn't react and sat on the ground with their buttocks. Although it didn't hurt, they rubbed them at least.
"Chen Xu, just now..." Qiaolian thought that she didn't say anything about falling her buttocks, but just looked at Chen Xu with bitter eyes.
So is Yulian.
Being stared at by the two women, Chen Xu was a little overwhelmed and quickly waved his hand and said, "It's not an emergency just now. Now it's all right."
Chen Xu said, and took the jade... It was Xiaoyu, which was taken out of his arms. A pair of tight palms of Xiaoyu were held in Chen Xu's hands. This is a treasure that can seriously hit the Xuanwu realm!
"Xiaoyu, will you smash people, just like just now?" Chen Xu looked flattering and stared at Xiao Yudao.
With a flash of colorful light, Chen Xu almost threw Xiaoyu out with excitement.
Xiaoyu hung up and said in a childish voice, "It seems to be okay."
Chen Xu suddenly smiled and immediately said, "Then who I mean, you can smash whoever I mean. It's up to me."
"Why is this?"
"Don't care why, just listen to me. I promise I won't cheat you. When you break the shell, I will treat you to a big meal." Chen Xu patted his chest.
"What is a big meal?"
"It's delicious, you agree!"
The two women standing aside were a little dumbfounded. Why was this jade egg like an imbecile, which was fooled.
Bai Qi was even more dumbfounded. The descendant of the murderer could think of it as a smasher. Fortunately, you boy could think of it. When he saw the murderer that day, he would quickly hide away, otherwise he would have to release himself with a thousand yuan with the fierce temper.
"Isn't that good?" Qiaolian looked at the jade egg in Chen Xu's hand and was a little afraid after all. After all, there was a precedent of Zhang Xi, who was crushed half of his arm.
Chen Xu turned around with a bad smile, stared at the people who caught up with him, and said with a smile, "How dare you fight against the young master. You are so bold. Today, the young master will let you see his peerless killing... Xiaoyu, come on!"
With a loud shout, the jade egg in his hand shot out, but as soon as he ran a foot away, Xiaoyu stopped, and his childish voice sounded: "Who hit?"
"I smashed it all! It's up to me!"
Bang bang! The jade egg was like a light, banging on the forehead of a group of people. Huaxin only felt his head sink and fell to the ground.
Before Liu Xiner and his sister could figure out what was going on, they were shocked by the smashed jade eggs. The two jade belts were hanged out, but they were hit by Xiaoyu's five-color divine light, and the jade belt suddenly broke into pieces of cloth and fell scattered.
With three muffled noises, another three people fell to the ground.
With the experience gained from patting bricks, Chen Xu was as agile as a rabbit. He repeatedly explored several people who fainted, and suddenly had six more universe bags in his hand.
After the examination, he grinned.
Zhang Xi and others who followed were so scared by this situation that they quickly retreated and flew directly down the mountain.
At this time, Zhuo Er, who carried Sun Mei Niang on his shoulder, turned around and went back to the top of the mountain and kneaded his hands on Sun Mei Niang's buttocks. The buttocks were really round enough. What did Dad say that women with round buttocks and big breasts are suitable for giving birth to babies. His daughter-in-law is working hard and has to have a baby quickly!
"Brother! Brother, wait for me!" Xiao Liuzi shouted behind Zhuo Er.
"Why shout? Look at you. My father didn't teach you. Speak slowly. Don't be in a hurry. The more anxious you are, the more chaotic you will be. By the way, what about those two guys? Zhuo Er reluctantly moved away from Sun Mei Niang's upturned buttocks. As his father said, he could tamper with his daughter-in-law, but he could not tamper in front of others, because Grandpa felt that this was no different from selling art, and this matter had to be sneaky.
"The two guys were led down the mountain by the sixth brother. The senior brother was still smart and came back in a circle. Xiao Liuzi complimented.
"That's right, and I don't look at who Zhuo Er is. Huh? Why do I look a little familiar with them?
Zhuo Er was about to show off. As soon as he turned around, he saw several people fainting on the ground. There were still two women and a man standing next to him. At this moment, a pair of big eyes looked at Chen Xu and said doubtfully.
Chen Xu was also looking at the two men who suddenly jumped out. If it hadn't been for the three of them, they would have guessed that he was still running away at the moment, so Chen Xu had no bad feelings towards the man, especially the man's head didn't seem to be very smart, which made Chen Xu happy.
It's good to deal with stupid people... Wrong, it's good to deal with loyal and honest people. Don't worry about being calculated.
"Little brother Chen Xu. What's the name of this brother? Chen Xu looked at Zhuo Er with a smile, thinking that if the boy pretended to be stupid, he would faint.
"Zhuo Er, this is my younger brother Xiao Liuzi. By the way, what's your surname, Wang?" Zhuo Er hid Sun Mei Niang behind him, with a small drum in his heart. Why was he so cautious?
"My surname is Wang, not Wang Ba!" Xiao Liuzi said sullenly.
Chen Xu was almost amused by these two brothers. He looked carefully and found that Zhuo Er was the same as his name. Now he came over and said as he walked, "Brother Zhuo, why are you carrying this little woman behind your back?"
Zhuo Er smiled and said, "Brother Chen is really as wise as a torch. In one sentence, he said that I was carrying this woman behind my back."
Chen Xu was stunned, damn it, ** talent!
At present, he stretched out his big hand, shook Comrade Zhuo Er with the highest hand, took Comrade Zhuo Er's big hand and said, "I admire it!"
Zhuo Er smiled and was held by Chen Xu, and he didn't know what to do.
It's Xiao Liuzi, who suddenly shouted in shock.
"Why is my daughter-in-law faint!"
With that, he ran towards Liu Xiner.
"Little six, why don't you thank Brother Chen quickly? If it hadn't been for Brother Chen, how could you have married such a flowery wife? Brother Chen, my King Kong has always been a robbery. This little sixth son has no ability to even grab a wife. If it hadn't been for Brother Chen, this little sixth son would have to be a bachelor all his life... What are you doing?"
On the other side, the little sixth son said urgently, "Brother, my wife is injured and the bones on her back are broken."
With that, he actually had to undress Liu Xiner on the spot. This mother's head is not smart. He is obviously stupid!
Chen Xu's head couldn't turn around and shook his head. As a result, Zhuo Er appeared in front of him again, twisting like a little daughter-in-law. He was embarrassed and said, "Brother Chen, look at those two women, give them to me together."
Ga!
Chen Xu's chin almost fell to the ground!