112. Old Zhou is old
ps: Today's two words are a little less, er... I wanted to get more, but now I haven't received a call, and the power of this book is almost over. Three thousand words will definitely not work. Throw out these two thousand words before there is still some electricity, and tomorrow... Then it's tomorrow or two more. In the past two days, I will correct some of the previous chapters with typos... That's all for the time being...
In the thousand-year patriarchal society in the previous life, as long as a man is more or less male chauvinism, Chen Xu will naturally be no exception, but now even the little Lori is better than himself, which makes Chen Xu quite ind, but he has no choice but to secretly make up his mind to practice, wait for one day to surpass the little Lori, and then show off. .
Breaking through to the extreme martial arts, the pure Yanggong he practiced has been completed. According to reason, it can be **, but Chen Xu tried and found that he still couldn't stand up, which made Chen Xu very angry and scolded his mother in his heart.
But you can't say it. If you say it, don't tell others that you can't do it? How can a man say that you can't do it? Even if it's really not, you can't say it.
What's more, Chen Xu is still very confident in his kidney function. Among other things, it is more than enough to deal with little Lori.
With the previous experience of being despised, Chen Xu naturally learned to be smart, stopped talking about cultivation, and began to discuss how to be chivalrous and righteous with little Lori.
According to Chen Xu, it is not easy to be chivalrous and righteous. You have to start with simplicity. As for what is simple, Chen Xu gave several examples, such as walking without stepping on ants, but Chen Xu stopped halfway through, because since he learned to fly and hardly walk, it is really not easy to step on ants.
Chen Xu said that he wanted to cross the road to help the old man... Then Chen Xu stopped again, because the little Lori asked if the road was Shenma Dongdong? Is it the road that only allows horses to run? Since it is only allowed to run, why are there old people on the road? And why do you have to help the old man when crossing the road? Can't you do it at other times?
Chen Xu was immediately dumbfounded and didn't spit out a word with his mouth open for a long time, which made little Lori not disappointed.
"Damn!" Chen Xu spit out a word in depression.
"What does this mean?" Little Lori was very puzzled.
"I know I know..." Chen Xu had time to answer, and Xiaoyu explained the meaning of relying. Of course, Xiaoyu explained what Chen Xu said, which was nothing more than "I can't rely on you, you can only rely on your brother" Yunyun, which made Xiao Loli dizzy.
Chen Xu didn't know whether Xiaoli understood or not. Anyway, he was very satisfied with Xiaoyu. He decided to have the opportunity to continue to popularize Xiaoyu and instill all the modern elements of his previous life into Xiaoyu's brain. Then Chen Xu felt that Xiaoyu would be the most unscrupulous egg in history, but things always surprised Chen Xu. Sangouzi is old He was honestly caught by the naughty child, but his ears stood up.
After two columns of incense, Zhou Wuji finally caught up with him. His face was a little pale and obviously consumed a lot. Zhou Wuji, who saw Chen Xu, did not greet him. He immediately sat down on his knees and began to recover.
After another good meeting, Zhou Wuji opened his eyes and exhaled a turbid breath.
"Old Zhou, why are you running so fast?" Chen Xu was a little dissatisfied and said that if someone really caught up, wouldn't Mr. Zhou run so fast at that time not be able to attract firepower? Chen Xu felt that he had to discuss with Old Zhou. When someone really caught up, he would make a strategic retreat first and let Old Zhou be responsible for attracting all the enemy's firepower and creating opportunities for himself to escape.
Of course, Chen Xu is not stupid enough to tell Mr. Zhou directly. After all, this is to let the other party die. Although Mr. Zhou has stepped into the coffin board with one foot and has not lived for a few years, he will not joke about his life. Chen Xu is still very clear about this.
"Do I run fast? I can't run fast!" Zhou Wuji looked at Chen Xu with some puzzlement. He said that he ran fast, so what are you?
Of course, if Zhou Wuji really asks Chen Xu, he will brazenly say that this is a strategic retreat and a strategy in the art of war. Once this strategy is successful, how beneficial it will be.
"I look very fast, Mr. Zhou. Next time you have to pay attention to your image. It's a little unreasonable to run so fast at such an old age." Chen Xu looked like I was training, which made Zhou Wuji puzzled.
"I'm not very old, only 1,100 years old." Zhou Wuji retorted.
"One hundred years old? How old is little Lori? How old are you? Xiaoyu, how old are you? And old Zhou, do you know how old I am? I'm less than 20!" Chen Xu asked one by one, and then stared at Zhou Wuji. If you don't pretend to be young, you will die!
Zhou Wuji suddenly wanted to cry without tears. It is not normal for the paralyzed monk to live for a thousand and 800 years. At the beginning, he broke through to the immortality and lived a full life span of eight thousand years. This is only one eighth of the past. According to the 100-year life of ordinary people, he has only become an adult!
"Of course, it doesn't matter if we are older, Mr. Zhou is also 500 years old... Oh, he is not as old as you, She Taijun... This is not as old as you. You are really old." Chen Xu looked at the dying expression on the old man's face and wanted to compare a few words of comfort, but among the characters he knew, he said that none of them was Zhou Wuji's age, which made Chen Xu very puzzled.
"No matter how old Zhou says, you have to run slowly next time, wait for me... and then you run after a ray of incense. Of course, if the situation is urgent, you can do it."
"What if you can't keep up if you are too far away?"
"How can I? You don't know who I am. I will wait for you in front of me. What's your eyes? I said I will wait for you. Don't you believe it? Did I wait for you today?" Seeing Zhou Wuji's eyes, Chen Xu was immediately unhappy, as if he had no character.
"I believe it!" Zhou Wuji knew that he could not be entangled with Chen Xu, otherwise once he was entangled endlessly, he must be the one who would suffer losses. Not to mention a little Lori, a little jade could also clean himself up.
Chen Xu looked like you and didn't care about Mr. Zhou anymore. Instead, he asked, "Have you seen Sun Erpang?"
"I saw him catch up, but he turned back. As for whether he caught up again, I don't know." Zhou Wuji replied truthfully.
"Other way, I'll wait for you here. You go back and find him the same way."
Zhou Wuji looked at Chen Xu inconceivably. This is the heart of the Bodhisattva today!
"Are you going to be paralyzed?"
"I won't go!"
Zhou Wuji definitely rejected Chen Xu. Before he didn't figure out what Chen Xu was going to do, Zhou Wuji would never take risks. You should know that Sun Erpang was a demon and was surrounded by Xianmen Magic Gate. What if he went there to catch up with Sun Erpang being made dumplings? Will you come forward and say hello? With Sun Erpang's IQ, Zhou Wuji felt that only Sun Erpang would say hello to himself when he saw him. When the disciples of Xianmen Demon Gate saw that the demon's acquaintances came, why didn't they chop themselves into dumplings?