130. Three Demons
Chen Xu stood beside him with his chin and looked at the old man. He was deeply despised for the behavior of the three demons. The main reason was that the three demons' methods were so inflowable that he actually hid under the water to watch the color of the woman's trousers flying above?
"Cough!" Chen Xu pretended to cough, and suddenly turned his head together. He looked at Chen Xu and saw that the other party was a human. The level was low and messy, and the nostrils of the bull demon hummed a white fog.
"The three brothers are so elegant. I don't know what their plans are next. Are they going to continue to enjoy the scenery here or..." Chen Xu paused here.
"It's none of your business!" Niu Fen doesn't like human hypocrisy. This boy speaks awkwardly and doesn't make a good face to Chen Xu.
When it comes to birds, Chen Xu's face suddenly turned black, and his bird has been dormant for more than half a year, which made Chen Xu mutter countless times that he was really withered? This suspicion made Chen Xu as disgusting as eating flies, and even the most basic ability of men. Chen Xu's grief and indignant mood can be imagined. Fortunately, little Lori has not been around for more than half a year, otherwise Chen Xu would have to cut himself depressed.
After spitting out the depression in his heart, Chen Xu was in a bad mood, and he was not in the mood to be greasy with the three demons. He turned around and was about to leave.
But Chen Xu wanted to leave, and the three demons were not ready to let Chen Xu go.
Niu Fen stared at Chen Xu, opened his eyes, and there was a trace of cunning in his eyes. According to human aesthetic standards, Chen Xu is indeed a beautiful man, with a slender figure and fair skin like a little woman, with such a bait in his hand...
Niu Fen felt that his spring seemed to be coming soon. His figure flashed in front of Chen Xu, staring at Chen Xu's light, and his big hand fell on Chen Xu's shoulder. He smiled and said, "Little brother, don't be busy walking!"
Chen Xu looked at the big hand on his shoulder, and then looked back at the head of the two horns. Seeing the other party's shining eyes, Chen Xu's heart was abrupt, and his expression was a little unnatural.
"You let go of this first!" Chen Xu said unnaturally.
Thinking that he had to ask for something next, Niu reluctantly let go. This reluctance was not hidden at all, which made Chen Xu feel a chill. He scolded his mother in his heart and was paralyzed to meet the glass demon!
Chen Xu patted the shoulder that had just been pressed by the cow demon, frowned and said, "What's the matter?"
Niu Fen suddenly twisted, looking... shy, it should be shy. Anyway, Chen Xu saw shyness, and suddenly got goose bumps all over his body. He was so disgusting that he almost spit out the overnight meal and quickly distanced himself from the cow demon.
"The little brother is handsome!" Niu Fen shook the huge horns on his head and was very honest.
Hearing what the other party said, Chen Xu's vigilance did not diminish at all, and his eyes showed obvious vigilance and said, "What on earth are you going to do?"
After asking, Chen Xu regretted it. What if the bull demon shook his head and said "do it"? Do you really have to bend down to pick up soap?
Niu Fen didn't know what Chen Xu was thinking, but he was very satisfied when he saw Chen Xu and quickly sent a voice to discuss his plan with the two accomplices. Then the three demons muttered in front of Chen Xu for a long time, but there were obviously great differences between the three demons. After a small day, they finally reached the same opinion. They all think the plan is feasible!
Then the three demons brushed their eyes on Chen Xu and felt that if this plan was successful, there would be no need to drill underwater to peek at the woman's trousers in the future. They could look at them boldly and look at them in different ways.
The three demons looked around Chen Xu carefully and nodded. The pig demon's eyes at the bull demon obviously showed admiration and said, "Brother Niu has come up with a good idea."
The toad spirit is bareheaded and has a straight stomach, and his face is full of pimples. A pair of small eyes are green and straight, and he can't help nodding. Finally, she stared at Chen Xu and said, "Kid, the three uncles want to do a business with you today. If you agree, it's naturally the best, but if you don't agree, you don't know me. The toad is powerful. Although the venom on my toad is not covered with blood, if it touches a person, even the monk in the golden elixir realm will turn into a pool of pus and die. Maybe you will have the honor to try it.
Threat!
This toad spirit is rude and directly threatens to live if he agrees, and if he doesn't agree, he will die!
Chen Xu trembling all over and regretted it to death. He was paralyzed that he wanted to accept pirates as a little brother. How could he think of being chopped by pirates?
Chen Xu is a little smart. He vaguely guessed that the other party didn't seem to want to kill himself. After all, he had to kill himself and slap him directly. He didn't have to do this nonsense, but it was impossible to bend down to pick up soap!
Chen Xu made up his mind that if the other party wanted to bend down to pick up soap by himself, he had to fight for his life and not to give him a brick.
"You have to explain what it is first, right? You can't want me to die, but I have to promise..."
"Little brother, don't listen to this toad. This toad has many hearts and few truths in his mouth. I came up with this idea. If you nod and agree, I will not only not embarrass you, but I will give you a lot of benefits." The bull demon swayed in front of Chen Xu with a big horn, as if he wanted to get closer to Chen Xu and put his big hand on Chen Xu's shoulder, which was very enthusiastic.
But Chen Xu couldn't stand this enthusiasm. He stepped back and said, "If you have something to say, say it quickly!"
"Well, as you know, although we are burly and handsome, we don't know why human women don't like us..."
The plan was thought by Niu Fen. Niu Fen finally revealed his plan completely, and then the two looked at Chen Xu and asked Chen Xu for advice.
After listening to Niu Fen's words, Chen Xu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and scared himself to death. It turned out that he was to let himself pick up girls, not to offer **. He waved his hand and said, "Your plan doesn't work. If you cheat ordinary people, it's definitely won't work if you want to deceive the monk, even if you want that woman's body. Do you think that woman will follow you for the rest of your life?
Chen Xu looked at the three demons with disdainful expression. The IQ of the three demons was really catching chickens. He actually wanted to pick up girls by himself and hide behind them. When they were in the wedding candles, he would personally carry a gun and kill them. Of course, Chen Xu was not happy. Why did he pick up girls and let the three demons harm them?
"In my opinion, you have to go out in person at the beginning. As the saying goes, you are not afraid of being ugly, but you are afraid that you are not gentle. No matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love. When it comes to the world full of love, I will first teach you a way to pick up girls. As for how much you can learn, it depends on your ability."