The rogue cultivates immortals

165. Qualification to eat tender grass

ps: That's all for today...

Generally, when talking to a woman, you can't be straightforward and take a detour. For example, when you see a beautiful woman, you want to sleep with her. You can't directly say, "I want to have sex with you." Of course, if you are lucky enough to meet Sister Yao, you will make money. Maybe you will get out of here immediately. After that, you will drop a few pieces of Grandpa Mao and lift his trousers and walk... Of course, this is an unusual routine. The general routine is not so pornographic **. The general routine is that a woman immediately dumps you and spit out a "shameless".

So you have to pay attention to strategy. If you want to sleep with each other when you see a beautiful woman, you have to get to know the beautiful woman first, and then have a good relationship. Just like fighting monsters, upgrade from ordinary people to ordinary friends, then from ordinary friends to good friends, and then upgrade to best friends... Of course, it is impossible to upgrade again. The level can be slept together.

Huang Zhenxin made a strategic mistake. When he saw the two women's eyes, he narrowed into peach blossoms. Not to mention the women who were not **, even if they were **, they did not want to be arched by this ugly husband pig. Therefore, nine and a half of the women who entered the illusion array would not let Huang Zhen understand. The remaining half It is estimated that he is extremely ugly. Seeing a man's rare sight, Huang Zhenxin picked up a big bargain.

In comparison, Chen Xu is much smarter. He inadvertently glanced at the trembling capital of the childish-faced girl in front of him. Originally, he wanted to ask how many of the three measurements turned into this place? The heart was outrageous, and with a restrained and implicit smile, the corners of her mouth quietly raised, soon came out a lot of useful information from Xiaoyue's mouth.

Of course, the most important reason is that Chen Xu has the capital to pick up girls, and he can handle it, otherwise everything will be in vain.

Chen Xu pinched his chin and showed a thoughtful look on his face. From Xiaoyue'er's mouth, Chen Xu knew the situation after he left. For example, the disciples of Xianmen took the lead in entering the blue water curtain, and then Xiaoyue'er appeared in this place. Xiao Yue'er was a disciple of Xianmen. Naturally, she saw extraordinary knowledge and directly guessed some of himself. Test, for example, this is the seal world of the formation structure, and these people must pass the test of the seal world to enter the real divine collection, but this test makes Xiao Yueer so angry that it will be such a shameless test.

As a guy who saw a beautiful woman who can abandon his beliefs, Chen Xu decisively followed Xiao Yueer to condemn the pervert of this test and cursed Huang Zhenxin to death... As for why Chen Xu became civilized, this civilization and uncivilized should be limited by environmental conditions. Naturally, Chen Xu would not make common sense mistakes, such as in beautiful girls. Talk to the front about your various obscene ideas. After all, you still need an image.

A man and a woman viciously cursed Huang Zhenxin in the battle, such as being killed by a meteorite when she went out, drinking water and stuffing her teeth and then choking in her throat, choking to death after eating, walking to death... Chen Xu aggrievedly thought that he was still too pure, although he wanted to curse this old man for a lifetime**, a generation Zi can't ejaculate, and he can only grab the sheets with one hand all his life... Then Chen Xu feels that he is normal. There is a saying that he is not an obscene teenager!

"Ky, you are ready to receive me like this!" Huang Zhenxin said depressedly. Suddenly entering a monk in the array, Huang Zhenxin didn't care, but suddenly the two monks appeared in a fantasy array, and Huang Zhenxin was really distressed.

Originally, there were a lot of phantom arrays, but too many phantom arrays were not used. His Yuanshen was directly withdrawn, so the remaining phantom arrays were one per capita. Later, as more and more people were kicked out, the phantom array naturally became less and less, and Chen Xu was purely an accident. He plunged into the array, randomly Appearing in the illusion where Xiaoyueer was, the natural yellow array quickly sensed it, so this time it was not the split, but the principal.

"Uncle? Son of a bitch! I don't know you at all!" Chen Xu looked at the obscene old man with a bad face, and the brick appeared directly in his hand and covered Huang Zhenxin's forehead directly.

"I call you uncle! I'm still your master. I dare to take advantage of the young master and pat you!"

This brick came without warning, and Huang Zhenxin didn't expect to fight back at all. According to Huang Zhenxin's mind, he went out, one of whom was ten. When the little guy saw him, he didn't immediately call his uncle respectfully, then brought tea and pour water and was on call. As a result, this girl directly covered with a brick. Come on.

Bang! What's it like when the bricks fall on your face? Huang Zhenxin has tasted it this time.

"Damn it!" Huang Zhenxin shouted, and his arms suddenly struggled. The thick line trapped in his body burst open. Huang Zhenxin covered his old face and said angrily, "The paralyzed old man Chu is such a religious brother!"

"Old Chu? Even old man Sun can't do it. He dares to take advantage of the young master and ask for a beating!"

Chen Xu said, and the bricks rose up and fell again. As a result, the bricks fell on Huang Zhenxin's hand this time. Huang Zhenxin's two small eyes narrowed, stared at Chen Xu with hatred, and said angrily, "Try to me again!"

"You can say it!"

Chen Xu's eyes stared, and suddenly the old man's big eyes began to stare.

Chen Xu is really not afraid of this old man. He can break it with a slap. Although he is immortal, he is obviously very scum. Since he is very scum, he should be afraid of himself!

Huang Zhenxin was so hateful that he wanted to teach him a lesson to meet such a big gift, but when he thought that the consequences of doing it would probably be tens of millions of miles away by the old man Chu, and he was immediately indignant.

With such a pause, Chen Xu also came back. It seems that this obscene old man seems to know the sloppy master?

Old Chu?

Isn't your master named Chu Jinyun?

Will it be the same person?

Then Chen Xu had a little big head. When he saw the elders, he sent such a big gift first. How would he deal with me if the master knew?

However, this old man should fight. At such an old age, he still always thinks about old cows eating tender grass. Although there are many old cows eating tender grass in the world of cultivation, you are obviously too old. It's okay to eat tender grass, but you can just choose some young grass that no one can eat. It's too bad to pick young grass like Xiaoyueer to eat. I smoked.

In Chen Xu's opinion, Xiaoyue's tender grass can only be eaten by himself.