Chapter 45 Mother earthworm
Chapter 45 Mother earthworm
Wu Linger didn't care whether Brother Win was happy or not. She picked up Brother Win and walked to the bathroom: "There is a handsome man in the bathroom taking a shower!! It's the handsome man who saved me this afternoon!!"
"You idiot, it's a kind of realm to this extent!!" In the face of Wu Linger's excited appearance, Brother Win is quite speechless. Fortunately, he just found out. Fortunately, he had another unique trick that he didn't let Wu Linger know, otherwise he would really have to help.
Seeing that Brother Ying didn't believe it, Wu Linger squatted behind a short guy next to the bathroom: "Wait, he has finished washing now, and he will definitely come out of here later!!"
"Don't pull me in yourself, okay? What is this place? No matter how powerful others are, they can't break in casually, right? Even if you break in, you won't be bored enough to run to your room to take a shower, will you? Brother Win impatiently twisted his body and beat Wu Linger's hand, as if he wanted to escape from her clutches.
Wu Linger doesn't care whether Brother Win is willing or not: "Be quiet and stay here and watch carefully. Didn't you say that you fainted today and didn't see him? Help me identify it now. I don't know why, but I think this guy is familiar with me. This feeling makes me feel at ease but very uncomfortable! I don't know who sent him. If others know me to that level, I'm really worried about whether I will be peeped again! Ah, do you have to wear clothes to take a shower next time? I'm so pathetic!!!"
Seeing Wu Linger going crazy, Brother Win twisted his body very impatiently and slipped down from Wu Linger's hand. Before Wu Linger could react, he quickly climbed to the door of the bathroom and opened the bathroom with his body: "Dead woman, see for yourself. Is there any handsome man here? There is no ghost!!"
"How is that possible?!!" Wu Linger also rushed over, because she was too hasty and hit her foot fiercely: "It hurts!!" Pushing the door of the bathroom completely open, Wu Linger found that the bathroom was really empty and there was no one at all: "But I just saw it clearly!! He is really handsome!!"
"Idiot!!" Brother Win twisted his body disdainfully and crawled out: "Didn't you wake up from a dream just now?"
Wu Linger took a look at the bathroom and suddenly said, "It's still so wet in the bathroom. Obviously, someone just took a shower!! I'm sure I'm right!!"
"Ji Yanran took a shower here before. Last night, she was taken away from here and taken to that place. It was dirty and there was no air conditioning. She, a doctor, was a ghost!!" Brother Ying climbed to ** and chose a cool place and lay down: "Touch it. The water in the bathroom must be cold. If someone took a shower just now, how can there be some temperature in the bathroom?"
Reminded by Brother Win, Wu Linger really found that the bathroom was not as hot as after ordinary people took a shower, but cool. It seemed that she was really dreaming just now: "What, it made me happy for nothing!!"
"Flower idiot, don't make such a mistake next time. You have to have a spring dream secretly. Don't make people all over the world laugh at you!" Brother Win continued his poisonous tongue, but Wu Linger ignored him and just fell beside him: "But if it's a dream, isn't it too real? That scene just now was so beautiful!!"
"Beautiful you, don't tell others that you are my master next time. I can't afford to lose this person!!" Although his mouth was so poisonous, he was in a very good mood to hear Wu Linger always praise his handsomeness.
Although Brother Win himself is not very satisfied with this image, as long as Wu Linger likes it. Especially when he heard Wu Linger say that she was killed by the handsome appearance at the moment when she was rescued by a handsome man, he didn't say how happy she was.
Just when Brother Win was secretly happy, he was suddenly picked up by Wu Linger: "Brother Win, where am I talking to you? Do you hear me?"
"What?" Brother Win was suddenly taken into the air and couldn't help being shocked when he saw Wu Linger's super close-up face.
When Wu Linger found that Brother Win didn't hear what he said, he was a little strange: "Brother Win, have you found that you have become very strange recently? You are always in a daze. You can't listen to what I say. Also, you seem to have often disappeared recently! The attitude has also become strange! Since it is not a physiological period or menopause, something else must have happened. In fact, has something happened to you recently?
"I..." Brother Win was thinking about what reason to use to prevaricate Wu Linger, but he saw Wu Linger's expression of sudden enlightenment: "Ah, you are not thinking about the mother earthworm in spring, are you? No, it's summer now, right? Is it true that the physiological habits of earthworms are different from those of ordinary organisms? So what should we do? I can't recruit another female earthworm for you now! And even if I can summon again..."
"I T$^*$&(^*($WR...Wu Linger, why don't you die, you idiot?!!" Brother Win, who was in a good mood, was suddenly angry and twitched her hand with a fierce tail: "You just miss the mother earthworm, and your whole family miss the mother earthworm!!"
"Ah! Did you tell me the central thing? So are you ashamed and angry?" Although her hand was throbbing, Wu Linger did not intend to let go. She held Brother Ying around in front of her eyes: "You usually only get angry like this when you are trampled and hurt your feet! Speaking of which, you have been here for five years, and you should be regarded as an adult earthworm. Even if you think about the mother earthworm, it is very normal. What's there to be angry about?
"Wu Linger, I'm really turned upside down when you mention the mother earthworm again!!" Seeing that Wu Linger's words became more and more boundless, Brother Ying was almost angry: "Don't involve me in yourself!!"
"We're obviously talking about you. Why are you always talking to me?" Wu Linger shook Brother Win with dissatisfaction and almost vomited him: "Sh on, you perverted woman! I'm about to throw up!!"
Found that Brother Win was really uncomfortable, and Wu Linger quickly stopped: "Look, I said that you haven't been right recently. If it turns out, you won't faint if I use the rope of the yo-yo-yo. After shaking a few times, you're about to vomit!! Say, is there something you are hiding from me? If you don't say anything, I will serve you with a big punishment!!"
Brother Ying was dizzy. How could he take care of Wu Linger's threat? After a few times of vomiting, he felt much better. This is probably the only shortcoming that can be transformed into a human form, right? The humanoid body will feel uncomfortable, and it will also be uncomfortable for the earthworm's body. Just like being slapped by Wu Linger when he was in a human form before, the red mark could be left until it turned into an earthworm.
"Hey, I'm asking you!! Did you hear that?" Wu Linger continued to ask as if she didn't see Brother Win feel uncomfortable, "What's wrong with you?"
"Woman, can't you let me slow down?" After saying that, Brother Win vomited again, and his whole body lay softly on **, as if all his strength had been exhausted.
"Cut, if you calm down because of your sympathy, you can make up at least 20 excuses to prevaricate me!!" Wu Linger stared at Brother Ying: "Come on!! Otherwise, I will serve you with a great punishment!!"
Brother Win, who was paralyzed on ** like a ball of mud, has no strength to refute Wu Linger at all. Now he seems to regret that he can turn into a human form. Why didn't you have these feelings when you became an adult before?
Brother Win probably forgot another thing when he was strange, that is, those who used to summon him were serious witch saints. Who would be as capricious and capricious as Wu Linger, and also a so-called curious baby, or...
Suddenly, Brother Win felt that he could no longer think about it, otherwise even if he tried to lose half of the witch power, he would want to terminate the contract. He did something so unreasonable that it made people angry, so he spread such a summoner?!!
"Hey!! Say it quickly!!" Wu Linger doesn't know what Brother Win is thinking. All she cares about is the answer she wants to know.
Brother Win was so noisy that he looked up at Wu Linger: "Hey, I said you guy! Aren't you worried about me?"
When Brother Win said this, Wu Linger, who made a fierce noise, was stunned: "How...how is that possible? Such a tasteless witch pet, it's already a grace for me to raise you. How can I worry about you, idiot!! Worry, I'm also worried about handsome men, such as the handsome man who saved me today. I don't know where he is now and whether he has had dinner yet. After saying that, she seemed to be more like to prove what she said. Wu Linger immediately turned around and ignored Brother Win.
Brother Win, who was still very uncomfortable, saw Wu Linger's reaction and smiled faintly: "Hard-mouthed and soft-hearted guy!" The dissatisfaction caused by Wu Linger just now disappeared without a trace after seeing Wu Linger's reaction. It is absolutely impossible for Brother Win in the past, but now, he doesn't care at all: "Yes, it's rare to meet such a handsome man. He also saved you and be your witch pet. Next time I will remember to thank him personally! However, if he has a girlfriend, you will die!!"
"You dead earthworm, you will die if you say less?!!" After being hit by Brother Win, Wu Linger suddenly woke up from the state of nymphomaniac. Now all she wants to do is strangle Brother Win!! Thinking of the two pink strawberries on the handsome man's neck, Wu Linger suddenly screamed: "How can it be? How can such a national color hang itself on a flower so early? This is a sad thing for all theyan kongs in the world!!"
Seeing Wu Linger's entangled rolling, Brother Win did not intend to let her go. Who told her to make him depressed so many times today: "Who knows how many flowers it is? You can't prove that those two strawberries are of the same species, can you?
"Linger, are you awake?" Just as Wu Linger was rolling, the door was suddenly knocked, and Brother Win rushed to Wu Linger's wrist and turned into a wrist ring wrapped around Wu Linger's wrist. This cold touch shocked Wu Linger, "Ah!" A scream!
"Bum!" With a sound, the door was kicked open. Qin Xiaojing appeared beside Wu Linger the next second, holding a cold scalpel in his right hand: "What's wrong?"
"It's okay!!" Seeing Qin Xiaojing so nervous, Wu Linger was a little embarrassed: "I just went to bed and suddenly heard the sound, so I was shocked!"