Chapter 10 The Legendary Overlord Attack
Chapter 10 Legendary Overlord Attack
"Hey, idiot woman. Is your head offline again?" It's rare to see Wu Linger's appearance, and Brother Win looks a little impatient: "If it were you, you must be excited to roll in **. It's hard to experience the life of the upper class, so that you can have more life experience for creation, and so many handsome men and beautiful women at yesterday's banquet will definitely let You are drooling. Let's see what you look like now. Don't collect good materials, ignore so many handsome men and beautiful women, and actually shrink in the room to play autistic. Have you advanced your menstrual period?
Wu Linger angrily smashed a pillow on Brother Win: "You're only in your menstrual period!!" After saying that, she turned over and lay down: "But you seem to be right. It's not my style to think like this. I'm still drunk today! How can I miss such a drunken life and groups of handsome men and beautiful women?
Turning over, Wu Linger was about to talk to Brother Ying, but was scared by the hairless sparrow that suddenly appeared in front of her: "Does the handsome man mean me? It seems that you still have some vision!"
After Wu Linger punched Fei Lan directly, she opened the pillow and pinched Brother Win, who was about to fall asleep: "You love to sleep recently. What's going on? It's not winter to hibernate. Is it because it's too hot that you got heatstroke? Ah, do you want to feed Huo Xiang Zhengqi water? But will this kind of thing be sold in the United States?
"Idiot woman, have you ever heard that earthworms can get heatstroke?" Brother Win is speechless to Wu Linger: "Please, if you don't have knowledge, you have common sense. If you don't have common sense, you have to watch TV. If you really don't watch TV, just learn to hide your clumsy. People like you are my master. It's shameful to say it out!!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I also think it's a shame to have such a master!!" After hearing Brother Win's words, Youlan, who came over, quickly nodded and echoed.
"Shut up!"
"Shut up!" Brother Win and Wu Linger roared at You Lan at the same time and successfully silenced him. At the same time, Wu Linger stared at Brother Ying: "shame? I'm really ashamed. It's not enough to have an earthworm as a witch pet, and I even called a sparrow that likes to run naked!! I don't think there is a more shameful witch in the world than me!! Next time, I won't listen to your other witch pet!!"
But when it comes to Wu Chong, Wu Linger remembered another thing: "I've been often sleepy recently. What's going on? Didn't you say that it wouldn't be like this when a new witch pet was summoned?
In the face of such a dull Wu Linger, Brother Win is almost crazy: "What's in your brain? It's not all tofu, is it?! You..." A pillow made Brother Win's curse disappear behind the pillow.
Wu Linger clapped her hands with satisfaction: "I'm not powerful. Don't you really know who is the boss here?"
Knowing that you can't make Wu Linger angry anymore, otherwise your life will be difficult. Brother Win climbed out of his pillow with difficulty: "Before summoning, did you fall down as soon as you wanted to sleep? Unless you use drugs or something, you will definitely not be able to support it. Even if you use drugs, you will be very uncomfortable?"
Seeing Wu Linger nodded, Brother Ying continued to sigh: "Now, do you just occasionally feel a little tired and a little depressed, but not fall asleep?"
Wu Linger nodded with a sudden enlightenment and then asked, "So what?"
Brother Win's head hit **. He said so clearly that Wu Linger didn't understand yet?!! Does she really have a brain and cerebellum in her head: "Your fatigue is just the overdrawn mental power after the witch power was absorbed by You Lan, and before, it was your witch power out of control. The concept of the two is completely different! Now, is Miss Wu satisfied with this answer?
"What, that is to say, my witch power was sucked away by this hairless sparrow, so I'm so tired? Really, you were not as tired as you are now when you were summoned to win!" After Wu Linger glanced at You Lan with dissatisfaction, she suddenly thought of another thing: "Ah? So I can't use any witchcraft now?"
"If you don't want to faint on the spot, it's better not to use witch power indiscriminately!" Thinking of Wu Linger's character and current environment, Brother Ying immediately warned Wu Linger: "It is completely different to support a witch pet and two witch pets with your own witch power. Be careful!"
Wu Linger waved impatiently: "I know! You don't have to keep talking, it's not Obasan!" After saying that, she took a look at You Lan, who had few hairs all over her body and was still looking in front of the mirror, and suddenly lay weakly on **: "I always feel that my recent life is more tragic! Can you do something to make me happy?"
"Let's go out for a walk. Maybe you will meet a handsome American man and have an affair? But if it's you, I doubt whether the handsome guys will like you!" Brother Win boredly advised Wu Linger, but felt that this kind of thing was impossible.
Wu Linger thought about it seriously and nodded: "I don't care. I'll go out to play tomorrow. I have to go crazy when I wear these ladies' clothes. I'll go shopping and buy some casual clothes tomorrow!" There will be no sexual encounters at home all the time. Although Daniel is handsome, it is not her dish. Since there are no high-quality handsome men around, then try to discover it by yourself! At least Chicago is also a big city. There are always some talented handsome men, right?
Brother Ying sat up and said, "No way? Are you really going out? Don't die? Do you really think your sense will work in the face of world-class killers? When your own witch power value is so low that when the watch is broken, your spiritual sense will also weaken a lot. Otherwise, why do you think you can't feel the murderous atmosphere today?
"Well, I didn't think it was aimed at me, so I can't feel it!" Wu Linger smiled and felt a little heartless. Brother Win only felt black in front of his eyes. Suddenly, he felt that he would not be better in the United States.
You Lan suddenly turned his head and looked at Wu Linger: "Hey, woman, make me a suit, like on TV!"
Looking along the blue wings, Wu Linger happened to see Disney cartoons on TV, in which a bird was wearing a black evening dress. Wu Linger nodded: "If you can be so beautiful, I will consider your proposal!!"
This sentence immediately made You Lan angry: "Beautiful? How can beauty be used to describe a man? Men can only be described as handsome! Can you find another handsome bird like me?
Wu Linger glanced at You Lan and said with approval, "Yes, there is indeed only one bird like you in the world! If other birds are so bald that they don't even have hair on their faces, they can survive summer and autumn. So I have to marvel at your tenacious vitality!"
"You...I...woman, don't go too much! Beware of me..." Before Yu Lan finished his words, a pillow had flown over and smashed him from the table to the carpet. Brother Win looked at him with a straight face: "Pay attention to the tone of your voice! Newcomer! Don't forget who you are now!!"
After being hit by Brother Win, Yu Lan suddenly lost his momentum, climbed to the table depressedly, lay down in front of the mirror and slept quietly. Wu Linger looked at Brother Win with a stunned expression: "Brother Win, I never knew you were so bold! It's too tough!!" Have you ignored the strongest people around you for a long time?
Although he knows that Brother Win is a hermaphrodite as an earthworm and can be attacked, he never thought that he would have such a strong side. Is this the legendary overlord attack? Inexplicably, Wu Linger began to sympathize with You Lan. Is this hairless guy destined to become a little sufferer since he was summoned?
Brother Win doesn't know what Wu Linger is thinking at this moment, but looks at Wu Linger angrily: "It's not that your master is too failed to make these unruly guys forget the rules and dare to say threatening words."
Although Brother Win usually quarrels with Wu Linger, he has never said such threats as Wu Linger, which must be observed as a witch pet. Wu Linger's personality is careless and doesn't care about these at all, which doesn't mean that Brother Win doesn't care either. At least he is the first witch pet to be summoned, which is regarded as the "old man" according to the ranking.
You Lan's usual personality was not in line with Brother Win. Even if he heard Brother Ying scolded him, he lay there and said, as if he was acquiescing with what Brother Win said.
It's rare to see Youlan like this. Wu Linger is still a little unbearable. She went over and took You Lan to **: "Well, at least you are all witch pets I summoned. Strictly speaking, you can be regarded as two brothers. Can't you get along well without quarreling? Watching you fight back and there every day, it's also embarrassing for me as a master!"
Although this is said, Wu Linger is also looking forward to seeing the two brothers and becoming a pair of ups!!
"Brother?"
"With him?"
Obviously, it backfired. At this time, Brother Win and You Lan have a very tacit understanding: "Idiot will be brothers with him!!"
"Being a noble bird, this reptile can only be my food. How can it become a brother with him? Please don't insult my bird grid!" Youlan said this seriously, but it made Wu Linger laugh and fell down**: "You Lan, it turns out that you also have a spoof side! Bird grid?!! It's so funny!"
Originally, Brother Ying, who was a little angry because of Yu Lan's words, saw that Wu Linger rarely smiled so happily, and finally decided to let You Lan go for the time being. Whether he was intentional or unintentional, it was not bad to coax this occasionally awkward Wu Linger.
You Lan didn't expect his words to make Wu Linger so happy, and with his bird head, he didn't understand what Wu Linger was laughing at all.
Became by Yulan, after a smile, Wu Linger finally recovered completely and picked up the computer that was cold: "Forget it, think about tomorrow. I'd better finish today's task at ease, otherwise it will be miserable to be deducted!!"
Wu Linger, who was holding the computer, took a look at You Lan and suddenly thought of something: " By the way, it's too troublesome to call you Yu Lan, and it looks very raw. Why don't we get a nickname!" In this way, everyone will look closer!!"
When Brother Win saw the twinkling eyes in Wu Linger's eyes, he inexplicably began to mourn for Youlan. Just like the name Brother Win, he didn't know what Youlan would be called next, but he was sure that at the level of Wu Linger's name, he probably couldn't get a good name.
You Lan obviously didn't know the level of Wu Linger's name. When she heard that she wanted to get a nickname, she immediately nodded happily: "I want to take a handsome one worthy of my name!"