Chapter 96 It's not me who died
Chapter 96 It's someone who dies, not me
"Two days later on the weekend, I..." Under the eyes of Jingli, who was about to kill, Shangya Ling's voice became smaller and smaller: "Okay, okay, I won't mention it! But if Mr. Hase calls and invites me over, I can't go. After all, this party is also proposed by me. If I don't go, I can't say it!"
Kangye Jingli only felt a headache when she looked at such a thin Shangya Ling: "Ling, is there any fear in your dictionary?"
"I'm sure of this, there must be! For example, spider!!" Coffee poked its head out of the back seat, but after he said the word, Shang Yaling subconsciously smashed him back into the seat with a back fist.
After punching people, Shang Yaling realized that it was wrong: "Ah! Coffee, I'm sorry!" What? As a senior beauty lover and a member of the Appearance Association, he would beat a super handsome man. This kind of behavior is too much!! If coffee complains, her membership will definitely be cancelled!!
Coffee covered his nose: "Ling, are you a woman at least? Why is your fist so heavy? Who dares to marry you in the future?"
"It doesn't matter. If the boss really doesn't want anyone, I'll marry her!" Shen Youzhu Tuo also found that Shangya Ling was not very emotional, so he joked and teased Shang Yaling.
Sure enough, Shangya Ling gave a punch to God: "Tuo, are you going to die? How dare you make fun of me!" After saying that, he didn't feel relieved and usually jumped up from his seat to bully Shen Youzhu Tuo.
Seeing the car getting together, Jingli had a headache for a while, but at the same time she was a little relieved. In this way, at least everyone won't keep thinking about that terrible scene. In fact, they are all scared, right? It's really difficult for them to pretend to be okay!
"Ling! Be careful!" While Brother Win reminded him, Coffee suddenly grabbed Shangya Ling and Shangya Hua and pressed them on their seats: "Everyone, hold on!!"
After a sharp brake, a dark shadow stopped directly in front of the car. The driver was about to get out of the car to scold, but the coffee rushed to stop him: "Listen to me and stay in the car quietly!" After I go down later, I will drive back from another road!!"
After saying that, the coffee opened the door and jumped down!
Shang Yaling looked at the dark shadow in front of her and immediately understood what was going on. She pulled out a bottle of mineral water: "Little flower, cross!!"
Shangyahua did not hesitate to pull off the cross on her neck and handed it to Shangya Ling. Shang Yaling cut off the upper part of the mineral water bottle with a knife and threw the cross into the water. As for the level of antiques, cultural relics and so on, she didn't care about it at all!
When the driver was about to listen to the coffee's instructions to drive away, Shang Yaling shouted, "Wait a minute! No need to go! Today we killed this big bastard!!"
On the other side, God lived and Tuo also cut a few bottles of mineral water. After Shang Yaling took the cross out of the water bottle, he took it over and quickly threw the cross in.
Kanye Jingli looked at Shangya Ling and Shenzhu Tuo doing this, and suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart: "Ling, is that guy really a vampire?"
"I don't know if it's a vampire or not. All I know is that Tuo saved me with this last time! It's my turn to take revenge today!!" Speaking of this, Shangya Ling said to Tuo, "Tuo, hurry up!"
"Hey, no matter how fast it is, it will be soaked for ten seconds. You think you can throw it in and take it out!" After saying that, God Zhutuo has dealt with the three bottles in his hand. After handing the cross to Xiaohua again, Shang Yaling also grabbed another bottle of water from his hand: "You are not allowed to come out of the car! Xiaohua, you too!"
Seeing that Shang Yaling was about to go out again, Yan Ye grabbed her: "Ling, your injury is just right!"
"That's why we have to take revenge!!" Shangya Ling saw that the coffee that got off the bus had stood, and she quickly broke away from Jingli's hand: "Don't worry, it's going to be fine!! Also, you'd better not look at it!! It's so bloody!!"
Why didn't the car behind the coffee go? He just walked lazily to the shadow in his trousers pocket. When he was still about two meters away from the shadow, he stopped: "I'm not in a good mood today! If you don't get out, you may never have a chance to get out!"
"Little human, how dare you talk to me like this!" Hearing the disdain and impatience in the tone of coffee, the vampire rushed over and didn't like nonsense at all. Maybe he had learned a lesson and was ready to make a quick decision!!
Seeing the vampire rushing over, the coffee yawned lazily and suddenly reached out and grabbed it! Five white lights swept out of his hand like claws. Suddenly, he only heard a vampire scream and flew out horizontally.
Coffee continued to yawn and said, "I've already said that I'm in a bad mood today, but you don't listen!"
When the vampire struggled to stand up and was about to do something, he suddenly saw countless silver beads of water falling from the sky. Before he could react, the drops of water fell on him. A burning pain made him scream and turn into black smoke and disappear into the night.
Shang Yaling looked at the coffee with an empty bottle in his hand: "Is it that simple? Every time you beat me half dead, you slap him away with one move?!"
Coffee yawned impatiently again: "Otherwise, I will fight with him for 500 rounds like in the cartoon, and then I will burn the small universe and defeat him in the end?" After saying that, he lay on Yaling's shoulder like a kitten: "I'm so sleepy. I want to drink milk coffee!!" This guy was so cool just now. Why did he become so clingy in a blink of an eye?
However, after getting along with each other these days, Shang Yaling knew the coffee preferences very well. She patted the coffee stuck to her body and said, "Get in the car, it's in the car!"
"Ling is so indifferent! At least I helped you beat the bad guys! I'm sleepy! Can you help me over there!!" Although it was patted away by Shang Yaling, the coffee immediately stuck to it again. In the face of such a rogue handsome man, Shang Yaling really doesn't know what to do. At this time, God threw away the empty bottle in his hand and came over: "I'll help you get in the car!"
After hearing what God said, Coffee immediately stood up straight and walked to the car: "No! If it's not Ling, I don't want it!!"
"Yeah?!!" Shang Yaling almost didn't petrochemical after hearing this. What exactly is coffee like? Didn't he come to this world to find Ji Zai? Isn't he Ji Zai's official match? How could this happen?
Can it be that God opened his eyes and gave the handsome man to himself, but also finally let the handsome man find his charm? But what about Ji Zai? He is already hairless. If his lover is robbed again, will he not be able to think about it? Isn't this too pitiful for him? No, no! Could it be that Coffee began to dislike Jizai because of his current appearance, so he focused on himself? Didn't you become a third party? But coffee is really handsome! Usually, he is always cool and ruffian, but once he sticks to people and acts coquettish, a woman can't resist it! Ah ah ah!! It's so entangled. What should I do? I don't want to make Ji Zai sad, and I don't want to lose such a handsome man! God, you have given me a big problem!!!
She didn't know how Shangyaling returned to the car in a chaotic brain. She sat in her seat and was in a daze. She didn't even know how to get home. It was not until Brother Win smashed the noisy mobile phone on her that she woke up and glanced at the mobile phone. Shang Yaling quickly connected the mobile phone: "Dear Chuanchuan, what's wrong?"
"Ling, I heard that you made a movie to kill. Are you all right?" At the other end of the phone, Luo Chuan's tone seemed very nervous. Shangya Ling quickly comforted her: "It's okay. It's not me who died. Of course I'm fine!"
Hearing Shang Yaling's answer, Luo Chuan only felt that his head was full of black lines: " By the way, Shasha also heard about it. Call her when you have time, so that she won't worry!"
"555555... Honey, Shasha is angry now. I dare not call her!!" Thinking of the editor's anger that day, Shang Yaling felt afraid for a while: "Super horrible!!"
"I don't care. If Sasha divorces you, I still have a one-seven chance of being helped, right?" Now it's Luochuan's turn to be depressed on the other end of the phone: "Although Shasha says she is angry, she has been caring about you, and she also manages the book review area for you. Think about how many authors she has to take time to help you..."