Chapter 71 At worst, take another aunt

After being shouted by Ji Zai, everyone's attention was refocused on the video tape, and Ji Zai pressed the play button to continue.

In the video, the man looked nervously in mid-air: "Who are you? What on earth do you want to do?"

"What are you going to do? I haven't thought about this either! It can't be too cheap for you! Well, give me a dance first!" As soon as the words fell, Wu Linger sprayed out a mouthful of tea: "Sexy dance? Is there any mistake?!" It doesn't matter if this is a middle-aged uncle in front of him. He looks like a completely evolved gorilla, with a beard and muscles. Isn't this kind of person dancing?

Sure enough, after hearing this sentence, the middle-aged man immediately jumped up: "You have the ability to come out! Otherwise..."

"Otherwise? You can't see me, what else can you do to me? Jump obediently! Come on! Take off your coat slowly first! Don't be in a hurry, take it off slowly. Remember that you are dancing and have ** strength..." Hearing this sound, although the middle-aged man looked angry, his hands involuntarily began to slowly take off his coat: "You...what on earth are you going to do?"

"Oh, this expression is not good! Let me tell you, there is a camera in front of you now. If the expression is too ugly, it won't look good! Come on, give Ben... give me a smile! Well, smile charmingly and stick out your tongue and lick the corners of your mouth! Stupid, I want you to lick the corners of your mouth, not the hamburger you ate yesterday! I have never seen such a stupid person like you. Sure enough, ugly people are more stupid!! Hurry up and make me laugh! Otherwise, I will make you cry!"

As this sounded, the middle-aged man suddenly smiled worse than crying, especially when he really put out his tongue and licked the corners of his mouth. The tea in Wu Linger's mouth... died again!

The middle-aged man in the video jumped with that voice and made people laugh until it rolled**, and made one or two charming expressions from time to time, which made Wu Linger laugh wildly. If it hadn't been for the help of a small flower, her wound would have cracked.

The owner of the voice is relatively kind. When the middle-aged uncle still had a pair of trousers left, she finally ended the dance: "Well, the dance is here for the time being!" When the middle-aged uncle breathed a sigh of relief, his voice sounded again: "Now... you are caught by three men. Your strength is not as strong as them. You are tightly pressed to the ground by them!"

As soon as the words fell, the middle-aged uncle really seemed to have been pressed to the ground, and he had a frightened expression: "You...what are you going to do?!! Let go of me!!"

Seeing this, Wu Linger suddenly covered Xiaohua's eyes: "The following is a restricted picture. Minors are not allowed to watch!" Xiaohua suddenly quit: "Linger, let it go! I'm an adult!!"

On the contrary, Wu He was more kind. He stretched out his hand and gently nodded Wu Linger's unhurled shoulder: "Xiaohua is a flower demon, and he is more than a hundred times older than yours!" It seems that you are the youngest here!"

Hearing Wu He say this, Xiaohua suddenly looked at him gratefully: "Ahe, thank you!!"

"You're welcome!" After saying that, Wu He pointed to the TV and said, "The good show has begun!!"

I only saw the middle-aged uncle's fingers connected, and the air in mid-air seemed to be blown up. This sound was the same as the sound when he attacked Wu Ling'er that day. Hearing this sound, Ji Zai's face changed: "It turned out to be him!" It was this guy who injured Wu Linger that day!

Feel the air temperature rising around, and Wu Linger quickly pulled Ji Zai: "Hey, calm down! We are watching a good play!"

Sure enough, after discovering that his attack was invalid, the middle-aged uncle struggled even harder! It's just that no one caught him, but he couldn't move as if he had been pressed to the ground. Around him, the evil voice did not stop, but continued: "Don't worry, you're just caught by a warrior of an African tribe!" As long as you promise to be their patriarch's husband, they won't hurt you! Don't worry, their patriarch is the most beautiful woman in their clan. If you can marry her, you don't have to work hard from now on. Otherwise... masculinity is very popular even in Africa!!"

After hearing this sentence, the middle-aged uncle nodded quickly: "I promise, I promise!" Not to mention that the other party is the most beautiful woman in the clan, even if it is a sow, it is better than being given by these three men...!!

After hearing the middle-aged uncle agree, the voice suddenly smiled happily: "Well, since you agreed, I will fulfill you!" Now they let you go and retreat. You get up and take three steps to the left. When you enter the tent, you can see the first beauty in the clan!"

The middle-aged uncle quickly stood up, walked three steps to the left, raised his hand and made a move to lift the curtain, but suddenly heard the voice say, "Ah, I forgot to tell you that fat is beautiful in their family. The fattest woman in the world is 317 kilograms, but the beautiful woman in front of you is 325 kilograms! Come on! Also, if you leave the tent, 20 soldiers are waiting for you outside! If they don't hear the satisfaction of the patriarch within five minutes, you will also be killed by these 20 soldiers... Well, you know!"

Seeing this, Wu Linger squirted a sip of tea again and coughed: "Although this guy is a little like a gorilla, it's 325 kilograms! He..."

"Ling Er, shut up, this is not what a girl should say!" Just as Wu He taught Wu Linger, the picture suddenly disappeared, and only a voice sounded: "Well, he will spend every day happily in this fantasy until the earth is destroyed!" Ling Er, are you satisfied with this kind of revenge?

Wu Linger was stunned: "Well, is it really revenge for me? Thank you! But what does that mean until the destruction of the earth?

"Idiot, that guy was bitten by a vampire and became a vampire! Therefore, he will continue in that fantasy until the destruction of the earth. Where do I think he was left? Ji Zai turned off the TV: "It seems that you are lucky to be taken in love by a very powerful vampire! But unfortunately, the other party is a woman!"

"What's so great about women? I also have an old wife and seven aunts! At worst, take another room!" Wu Linger retorted hard, but this sounded like she didn't have some confidence!

Seeing Wu Linger's appearance, everyone couldn't help laughing, but when Wu Linger's shoulder injury was not healed, they still tried their best to endure the arrogant smile. Wu Linger patted her pillow angrily: "I'm tired and want to go to bed!" You, get out of here!"

Coffee roared over and said, "Ling'er, coffee can't go out. Coffee should protect Ling'er!"

Ji Zai sat on a sofa by the window and seemed to have made up his mind to stay here to protect Wu Linger. Xiaohua found that Wu Linger's eyes were not good, so she quickly said to Wu He and Daniel, "Okay, let's go out and let Ling Er rest!" Otherwise, Brother Win will scold her again when he comes back and sees Ling Er like this!"

For Brother Ying, who went out to look for medicine, everyone is very strange. How can he find the herbs he needs when it's ice and snowy outside? However, it is not surprising for Wu Linger and Ji Zai, who know the real body of Brother Win.

After driving everyone out of the door, Wu Linger fell into **. After a while, a fluffy and warm white tiger got into Wu Linger's quilt: "Aww!"

Wu Linger squeezed around the coffee and reached out to touch his soft hair: "Coffee, won't Brother Win be too tired to go out like this? Will it be dangerous?! I always feel a little relieved!"

"Cut, instead of worrying about the dead earthworm, you might as well worry about what to do with your next test. Do you think things will really be so easy? If that's the case, the wine of this winery will not be so rare at all!" Ji Zai sat lazily on the sofa and read a beauty magazine, which made Wu Linger curious about where this guy came from.

Just when Wu Linger was worried, the white light suddenly flashed in the room. Brother Ying appeared in Wu Linger's room. After he glanced at Ji Zai, his eyes fell on the coffee lying in the quilt together. Without thinking much about it, Brother Win directly reached out and picked up the coffee and threw it on the floor: "The hair is not afraid of sleeping dirty with others. The quilt!" After saying that, he took a look at Wu Linger: "How's the wound?"

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