Chapter 115 Dead Cat, are you crazy enough?
Chapter 15 Dead Cat, is it crazy enough?
Before Ji Zai finished his words, Mark had slapped him in the face, and suddenly left a few bright red fingerprints on his white face. The coffee sitting back to back with Jizai suddenly became furious: "Bastard, how dare you hit Jizai in the face!! I'm going to kill you!!"
Mark suddenly smiled at the roar of coffee: "Really, the ceremony was almost ruined by you guys! Before enjoying dinner, you must have a good ceremony! This is tradition!" After saying that, he put down his pipe and picked up a silver knife and a very old-looking bowl from the table: "Didn't you say you were going to experience the traditional Christmas? Let me tell you, this is the real Christmas tradition! You can experience it in person soon!"
Mark stood in front of the coffee and looked up and down at him: "Yes, he is very strong and good-looking. It's a good sacrifice!" As he spoke, he rolled up the sleeves of coffee: "Don't worry, I won't kill you right away! I am a very traditional person, so the ceremony is indispensable for me!"
"I said!" Ji Zai suddenly interrupted Mark again: "Well... shouldn't your ceremony start with embroidered chrysanthemum?"
When Ji Zai said this, Mark immediately stopped: "Yes! Thanks for your reminder! Alas, it won't work without Wendy by my side! I always forget some important links!" After saying that, he reached out and grabbed it in the void, and two embroidered chrysanthemum branches and leaves appeared in his hand.
Watching Mark hum happily and quickly weave the embroidered chrysanthemum into two wreaths, coffee turned his head and asked Ji Zai, "I said, is he not afraid at all?" This guy knows that he and Brother Win came to town together, but he is still weaving a wreath so easily. Isn't he too arrogant?
Ji Zai cursed in a low voice: "Shut up!"
The coffee muttered depressedly and then closed his mouth obediently.
After knitting the wreath, Mark happily put the wreath around Ji Zai and Coffee's neck: "Oh, dear guys, don't smile! You know, hundreds of years ago, young men like you would walk thousands of miles just to sit in your position today!"
"What an honor!" Ji Zai sneered, but Mark ignored him and picked up the knife and bowl again and came to the coffee: "Don't worry, it won't hurt!" He said so, but the knife in his hand made a heavy opening in the arm of the coffee, and the blood immediately flowed down, but the coffee collapsed and forced himself not to make a sound.
After there was some blood in the bowl, Mark turned to Jizi with a smile: "Your friend is very good. I hope you can cooperate with me well!!" After saying that, he reached out to roll up Jizai's sleeve.
Feel what Mark was going to do, and the coffee shouted anxiously: "Old man, come to me if you have anything. Don't touch Jizai!"
"Dead cat, shut up!" After Ji Zai snorted coldly, his arm was also heavily scratched, and the blood looked particularly dazzling on his white skin. After seeing this scene, Mark laughed excitedly and couldn't help opening a mouth on Ji Zai's other arm...
After receiving half a bowl of blood, Mark came to the table, threw something into the bowl, and patted his head: "blood, herbs, what else? Hey, Wendy! It's so sad without you! Don't worry, with these two, I have eaten four people this year, and it won't be long before I can bring you back to life!!"
Seeing Mark talking to himself, Coffee asked Ji Zai, "Ji Zai, are you all right?"
"It's just two injuries, you can't die! Don't make a fuss!!" Ji Zai warned coffee in a low voice. He really had a headache about the personality of coffee, but he was also a little moved: "Take care of yourself!"
Coffee looked at Mark with hatred and his eyes fell on the messy tools on the table: "Dead old man! You'd better let us go right away! Otherwise, I want you to look good!!"
"Good-looking? Good-looking?! Ah, I remember! It's nails. Beautiful nails are really beautiful!" After saying that, Mark has picked up a pliers and looked at the coffee and Ji Zai: "But...who is it?"
Seeing Mark like this, the coffee shouted anxiously: "Of course, it's mine. My hands are much more beautiful than his hands!!"
"Dead cat, shut up! What's more beautiful than me all over your body? When it comes to beauty, Ji Zai never thinks that he will lose to others.
As soon as Ji Zai said this, the coffee suddenly became anxious: "Ji Zai, shut up! Damn old man, you just cut Ji Zai twice. Why is it my turn?
Ji Zai raised his finger at Mark: "It's up to you!"
"Ji Zai!!" The coffee shouted in a hurry, but Mark smiled and walked towards Jizi with pliers: "You two young men are so cute! This kind of thing will even fight for each other! If it were normal, maybe I would really let you go, but today, for the sake of my dear Wendy, I must eat you! So...be patient slowly!!"
Seeing Mark standing in front of him, Ji Zai stretched out a finger indifferently: "Pull it out, don't break it, it won't look good!"
"Ji Zai!!"
"Shut up, dead cat! You are so noisy!!" Before Ji Zai finished his words, there was a cold feeling on his fingers, and then a sharp pain came from his fingertips. Ji Zai's whole body collapsed in pain, but he clenched his teeth and said nothing.
Although I didn't hear Ji Zai's voice, I can also feel what kind of pain he is suffering at this moment: "Ji Zai!!"
"...dead cat! Shut up!! I can't die!" Feeling that the coffee behind him was about to explode, Ji Zai quickly drank in pain to stop him.
Mark finally pulled a complete nail off Ji Zai's finger. He threw his nails into the bowl and shook them gently: "Blood, herbs, nails... By the way, and teeth!!" After saying that, he picked up another pliers, but this time he walked to the coffee: "I just pulled out his nails, so you give your teeth!"
Coffee shook his head: "No, I have cavities!"
"Then I'll pull him out?"
"Then you'd better pull me out! His teeth are not as good as mine!" After saying that, the coffee opened his mouth obediently.
Mark nodded with satisfaction and put the pliers into the mouth of the coffee. When he was about to force, the doorbell suddenly rang, and the coffee opened its mouth and looked at Mark with pliers in its mouth: "Is anyone going to open the door?"
After the doorbell stopped for a while, it rang again, and the coffee continued to say vaguely, "You'd better go and have a look!" Otherwise, I'm afraid that others will call the police!"
Mark looked at the coffee angrily, and then put down the pliers. Just as he turned his back and left, the coffee suddenly broke off the rope and jumped up and grabbed Mark's heart.
Mark guessed something was wrong when he heard the noise behind him. He flashed the attack of coffee sideways. A thunder had hit the coffee. The coffee screamed and was blown up dark all over his body, and he almost sprayed a few mouthfuls of white smoke. In anger, he actually changed back to his original shape, but now the hair of this big cat is not white as usual, but a little burnt yellow.
Even Mark was a little surprised to see coffee turn into a tiger: "Are you actually orcs? As dark creatures, why did you attack us?
"Attack on your head, we are just attracted by the smell of blood! You say a lot about whether you have it or not!" Ji Zai may have been in pain at that time, and finally got some strength: "I advise you to let us go, otherwise the whole orc will not let you go!!"
Mark looked at the angry tiger and Ji Zai with some precautions: "Isn't it your companions who attacked Wendy today?"
"Companion?" Ji Zai thought for a moment as if he understood: "It's just the same way. How can we become companions with human beings? They are just our food! If we hadn't been attracted by the bloody smell of your basement, maybe they would have become dinner for both of us!"
After hearing what Ji Zai said, Mark was finally relieved. He looked at Ji Zai and said, "You advise your friends to calm down! If you make trouble again, it's not good to be found by others!"
Ji Zai glanced at the coffee coldly: "Dead cat, are you crazy enough?"
With Jizai's voice, the coffee aggrievedly changed back to human appearance. Although the clothes have become clean again, his face is still dark and black: "Ji Zai, he attacked us first! And I'm hurt!"
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I'm going out today, so I updated early~