Chapter 68 Split Name
Chapter 68 Split Name
"I think... it should be Miss Ling'er. You deserve us to treat you like this!" Speaking of this, mung bean smiled and said, "Miss Ling'er, you are at least a heroine. No matter how bad it is, no matter how bad it is, the male protagonists and supporting actors around you must love you to death, follow you, and stick to you like cowhide candy!"
Hearing what mung bean said at the end, the water in Wu Linger's mouth spewed out. She turned around and saw the slightly joking eyes again: "Have you come out?"
Mung Bean looked at Wu Linger with a smile: "You seem to be very happy to see me!"
"Well, mung beans are too honest and always serious! Although it's also very good, it's easier to be with you!" Wu Linger smiled and leaned on the mung bean: "No, you are also mung bean, so I can't tell the difference. Otherwise, I will call him Xiao Lv and you Xiaodoudou in the future?"
For the first time, a depressed expression appeared on this mung bean's face: "I said, can't you choose a higher level of naming? Why is it so good every time? Do you want to call yourself Little Green or Little Doudou the next time we introduce ourselves to others?
"It's okay, it's better than claiming to be mung beans! Well, Little Green or Little Doudou is our special nickname. You can call yourself green or Doudou to others, which will be cooler or cute! Look how good I am. I have given you many choices!" Seeing this mung bean's face with a non-joking expression, Wu Linger was not to mention how happy she was: "It's decided. Your name is Xiaodoudou, and the serious one is called Xiao Lvlu!"
"Basically, I would suggest you call me Little Green and Little Doudou!" The mung bean smiled and took a bite of the food in Wu Linger's hand: "You will know this in the future!"
Although mung beans said so, Wu Linger did not ask why. Since he said that he would know in the future, it would be better to stay until later: "Okay, it will be called Little Green Green in the future!"
Lv'er didn't know why, but suddenly burst into laughter. After a while, he said to Wu Linger, "I think of a funny thing!"
"What? What's the fun thing?"
"If Brother Win is twins, it can be called Winwin and Brother, Xiaohua can be called Xiaohe Huahua, and coffee can also be called coffee and coffee, but if it is Jizai, what will it be called?"
Wu Linger didn't think about it: "It will be called Cheng Jiji and Zai!" After saying this, Wu Linger immediately understood the reason why Lv'er was laughing. Jiji's pronunciation was very similar to chicken * chicken. At the beginning, it was also to look good that the chicken was changed to Jizai. If this is the case now, I guess Ji Zi will kill her, but...
Seeing Wu Linger covering her shoulders and stomach and laughing wildly, Greener helped her sit down helplessly: "Hey, it's enough to laugh for a while. Why do you always laugh endlessly like this!"
"Because...it's really good...laughs! No way! My stomach... hurts so much!"
Looking at Wu Linger, who was about to roll around with her stomach, Greener had no choice but to look at the direction Xiaohua left and said, "Xiaohua is so slow. Does it matter if he is alone?"
Sure enough, as soon as Luer heard this, Wu Linger immediately stopped laughing: "No way? Xiaohua, will everything be all right?"
"You! Take care of yourself when you have time! He's back!" Finding that Wu Linger stopped laughing, Lv'er said, "Okay, I'm going to rest!" See you next time!"
"See you back, little green!" Wu Linger waved to Luer. Seeing his expression stagnate, she immediately turned into the restrained mung bean: "Miss Linger, I..."
Wu Linger nodded: "In order to distinguish between the two of you, I decided to call him Little Green and you Little Bean, so as not to call you mung Bean but can't tell who is who!"
Mung bean was stunned and immediately nodded and said, "Yes!"
"Linger, you bully mung beans again! You can't do this!" Xiaohua appeared in front of Wu Linger with some herbs in her hand: "It's enough for a handsome man like mung beans to be called mung beans. You even have to change his name to Xiaodoudou! I'm against it!"
Seeing that Xiaohua was a little angry, Wu Linger grabbed her hair painfully: "But a body and a face, two different people, if they don't separate their names, I will go crazy!"
"Well... mung bean is still called mung bean, and that one is called Little Green as you said! This is better than mung beans! You...what level of naming is this! Even when writing a novel, you have never named it like this! Forget me and Brother Win. Look at the name you gave everyone @¥%Y#%^%&*^%*($^^&&......%......¥%&%......*..."
I haven't heard Xiaohua say such a broken thing for a long time, and Wu Linger suddenly shrank into the arms of mung beans: "Tighten the curse, Xiaohua begins to be a Tang monk again! I'm so pathetic! I just want to distinguish between you. Obviously, it's two people. Why do you want to share a name? 555555... Mung bean, I'm so poor!"
"Linger, don't think you can pretend to be pitiful and you can%......*..."
Seeing that Xiaohua was going to continue talking, Mung Bean quickly said, "Where is the medicine you are looking for, Xiaohua? Hurry up and apply it to Ling Er! She seems to be very tired. Let's have a rest later!"
After looking at Wu Linger's pale face, Xiaohua unhappily took out a fruit from her pocket: "eat this first!" After Wu Linger took over the fruit, Xiaohua untied her clothes: "Let me see your wound."
"If there is no wound, it will be directly broken inside! Xiaobei picked me up directly like this yesterday!" Wu Linger nibbled at the fruit and let Xiaohua play with her shoulder: "That hurts me so much. Fortunately, Xiaobei is a handsome man. Just looking at him can be used as a painkiller, otherwise maybe I will die of pain there yesterday!"
I ignored what was pulled in Wu Linger's mouth. Xiaohua carefully processed the herbs in her hand and applied them to Wu Linger. Suddenly, a cool feeling came from her shoulders. Wu Linger suddenly felt much more comfortable: "Sure enough, my little flower is powerful, gentle, good at cooking, painting and good at painting. Singing, hacking, and now you can be a doctor! Xiaohua, what else in the world can't you learn?
"Don't think I won't be angry if I say a few good words! Linger, you are too casual sometimes!" Xiaohua angrily took the food handed over by the mung bean, but she didn't want Wu Linger to fall into his arms and take a big bite: "What does it matter? We are family! In front of others, you may pay attention to this and that. Of course, you should relax in front of your family! Xiaohua, you are too serious. This is not good!"
Seeing Wu Linger's naughty appearance, Xiaohua couldn't laugh or cry. Instead, the mung bean suddenly said, "It seems to be too cool here. It's not good for Miss Ling'er's health. Let's change to another place!"
When Mung Bean said this, Wu Linger also felt a little cold: "Well, let's take a rest in another place. If you are full, you will feel dizzy. I want to squint for a while!"
"What's wrong with dizziness? That's because you were injured yesterday and lost blood, and now you are anemic, so it will be like this!" Xiaohua picked up Wu Linger unhappily: "Find another place to rest!"
Wu Linger took a look and pointed to the distance on the left and said, "There, there seems to be mostly stones and the morning sun. It should be very warm. Let's go bask in the sun!"
Mung bean took a look at the rock and nodded: "At noon, those stones should be quite warm. Let's go there!"
After walking for more than ten minutes and arriving at this rocky area, Wu Linger looked strangely not far away: "Look, there is a big cave there!"
"It's not surprising that there are also many caves in Province F!" Mung Bean took a look and said, "Take a rest first. We will continue to find those two people later!"
Wu Linger shook her head: "The cave is usually near the water. This hole is so high, and there is no river near here. It's so strange! Shall we go in and have a look?
"No, maybe there is a beast or a bat cave in it?" The first objection was Xiaohua: "Linger, don't make any more trouble!"
"But I'm really curious. If I don't check it out, I won't be able to sleep! Xiaohua, come with me to have a look, please!!" Wu Linger looked at Xiaohua pitifully: "Okay!"
In the face of such a Wu Linger, Xiaohua knew that even if she was really not allowed to see it, she would pester mung beans to take her there. In desperation, Xiaohua had to say, "Don't run around, don't mess around!" If you don't obey, the four of us will immediately throw you back to F city! Do you hear me?"