Chapter 84 Evil Coffee
Chapter 84 Evil Coffee
"Ling'er!" A voice sounded from the peach forest that Wu Linger had just run by. Wu Linger shouted, "I'm not free now. I'm going to find..."
Suddenly, Wu Linger stopped. She turned around and saw a coffee dressed in white smiling happily at her in the peach blossoms: "Hi! So urgent, where are you going?"
"Hey, you big-headed ghost! Didn't I tell you that COS is not allowed to be my handsome man? In broad daylight, you dare to wear white clothes in my house, don't you? Believe it or not, I'll ask Ji Zai to refine you into a hairless stinky cat!!" Seeing that the coffee came to the bamboo house so blatantly in broad daylight, she didn't know why she kept a low profile. Wu Linger was so angry that she wanted to beat him.
After hearing Wu Linger's words, a blue light immediately hit the coffee in his hand. Coffee, which was immersed in the joy of reunion, never thought that Ji Zai would suddenly take action on himself.
"Boom!" With a sound, the coffee turned back to the prototype in the blue light, but his white hair was burned out: "Ji Zai, what are you doing?"
Ji Zai shrugged his shoulders and said, "Ling Er asked me to burn you into a hairless kitten, so I did it. What's wrong? Do you have any comments?
"When did you listen to Ling'er so much?" The coffee that turned into a human figure did not dare to wear white clothes, so he had to change into a bean-colored windbreaker.
Ji Zai glanced at Wu Linger: "Well, since a big cat betrayed us, I began to listen to Miss Ling'er in order to atone for my sins!" When Ji Zai said this, he especially aggravated the words "betrayal" and "Miss Ling Er".
Hearing Ji Zai's words, the coffee suddenly lost his words: "...I'm sorry!"
A peach hit the coffee's head heavily, making the coffee hold its head and shout, "Brother Win, didn't you hit me yesterday? Why did you hit me?"
"I've already said, don't be with those people, you will become stupid!!" Brother Win looked at the coffee angrily: "Didn't you find that Ling Er and Ji Zai beat you together?"
Coffee suddenly looked innocent: "Why?"
"Just like I was going to beat you yesterday, they are going to fix you today! Didn't I remind you yesterday?" Brother Win picked a few peaches from the tree and put them in the bamboo basket in his hand. It would be awkward for a boy to do such a woman's action, but Brother Win has no other words to describe it except handsome.
Coffee carefully moved to Wu Linger's side: "Why haven't you seen each other for two months, and Brother Win has become handsome again? This kind of thing is usually done by Jizai, right? Why is Brother Win so beautiful now?
Wu Linger knocked on the head of the coffee angrily: "Do you regret it? Let me tell you, as long as you stay with me, the handsome man is worth doubling every day. You have come later than everyone else, and now you still owe two months. Be careful to become a tail pig! Now, mung beans and little green are more handsome than you!"
Coffee Gu Shi looked bitter: "No way? I thought what I had done in the past two months was very handsome! Anyway, you have to give me some extra points!"
"Add your big head, I won't deduct your points, and it's good to downgrade you! Next time you dare to do this again, I will definitely peel you and remove the bones, ask the mung beans to help me knead them into a leather mattress, and the bones will be used to make wine!" Wu Linger walked viciously to the bamboo house with her coffee ear: "And Brother Ying, you too. You just wanted to lie to me! Let's see how I deal with you later!!"
Brother Win, who was carrying a basket in his hand, just smiled faintly when he heard Wu Linger's warning: "Are you afraid of you?" Wu He, who had been standing by and watching since he ran out just now, shook his head with a smile: "I guess... Ling Er has no chance of winning against you!"
Back in the room, Xiaohua poked her head and saw the coffee held by Wu Linger's ear and nodded: "Come back?! Breakfast will have to wait for a while!" Then he went back to the kitchen.
The coffee looked at Wu Linger stupidly: "Why is Xiaohua so cold?"
"Otherwise? Would you like a grand PARTY? Or do you think Ji Zai and I were not warm enough to welcome you just now? Wu Linger raised her eyebrows and turned her head to Ji Zai: "Someone is not satisfied with your welcome party!"
Ji Zi smiled faintly: "Just in time, I also feel that I haven't done much just now!" Why don't we go out to practice and just empty our stomachs so that we can have breakfast made by Xiaohua?
"Practice? Practice?!" Coffee only felt that his eyebrows were twitching: "Ji Zai, I was beaten by Brother Win yesterday and vomited blood! And the wound on my body was cracked by a spider yesterday! Do you have any friends who love you?
"Friends love, none of us has it here! Comrade love, let's see if Ji Zai, who was abandoned by you, will still have it for you! Anyway, I wish you good luck!" After saying that, Wu Linger rudely pushed the coffee off the lawn and flashed back to Wu Mei's room. After staying here, the girl became more and more lazy. Originally, she would get up in the morning to practice, but now she sleeps later than herself.
Suddenly pushed by Wu Linger like this, the coffee fell into the lawn, and a pain in his abdomen made him stand unsteady and almost fell down. At this time, one hand held him: "Are you an idiot, or are you really slow? It doesn't matter if you are hit on the head by an earthworm. You can't get away with Wu Linger's push like this. Are you a white tiger or an idiot?
covering the wound on his abdomen, Coffee reluctantly smiled: "Aren't I pretending to be pitiful? If you don't do this, maybe you will treat me!" After saying that, he and Ji Zai sat by the grass.
"Do you also know that you have caused a big accident this time?" Ji Zai looked at the sky and said faintly, "Don't think you'll be fine when you come back! Let me tell you, I can't cover you this time! Ask for your own blessings!"
As soon as Ji Zai said this, the coffee suddenly stuck to Ji Zai and cried: "Ji Zai, no way?!! You are my only bargaining chip. Didn't you protect me no matter what happened before? Jizai, you must not abandon me!!"
Jizi struggled hard and wanted to get rid of the cowhide candy on his body, but he found that he could not get rid of him at all. After finding this, he had to give up this futile behavior: "Do what you have done by yourself!! Don't count on me this time! I'm not good because you are sitting together! If you want to die, don't pull me! Don't think about how many times I have died for you in so many years! Now my feathers have not grown, and I ¥%%......*¥......&(¥¥%! @#¥..." The advantage of staying with Xiaohua for a long time is that she has learned to think about it, but this benefit is self-recognized or recognized, and it is unknown. At least, now coffee has the impulse to escape.
"B breakfast is ready! Come in if you want to eat!! Xiaohua's words can be regarded as solving the circumference of coffee. He immediately jumped up happily: "I want to eat!! I haven't had breakfast made by Xiaohua for a long time! I'm dying!!"
Seeing the coffee running into the kitchen like a gust of wind, Ji Zai smiled bitterly: "Stupid cat, why haven't you become smarter for so long? How did you survive these two months? I had reminded him just now, why is it still like this?!"
Just as Jizai stood up, Wu Linger and Wu Mei just opened the door and came out. When she saw that there was no coffee beside Jizai, she couldn't help laughing: "Let's go, Meier, let's watch the show together! He has lied to us for so long, and there is no reason not to fix him!" After saying that, he rudely dragged Ji Zai to the restaurant: "Xiaohua, you can't eat all the things for coffee. I haven't eaten it yet!"
Wu Linger, who just ran into the restaurant, happened to see the coffee sprayed out the food in her mouth: "It's so spicy!! So spicy!!" After saying that, he has been looking for water everywhere with tears!!
Seeing the appearance of coffee, Wu Linger smiled happily and poured herself a glass of water: "Ah, I'm thirsty, pour a glass of water to drink!"
Seeing that there was water to drink the coffee, he jumped over and grabbed the cup in Wu Linger's hand and poured the whole glass of water into her mouth: "Poof!" With a sound, the water in the mouth was immediately sprayed out by him: "It's so hot!!!"
Wu Linger looked at the coffee with an innocent face: "I've been banned from drinking cold water for a long time, don't you know? Ah, by the way, I remember, it seems that after you left! No wonder you don't know!" Seeing Wu Linger's appearance, Wu Mei couldn't help laughing: "Sister Linger, you are so awesome!"
"It's a piece of cake. You can't deal with others. It's too easy to deal with this big stupid cat!" Wu Linger looked at the coffee with a proud face.