Chapter 45 Aren't you tired of squatting all the time
Chapter 45 Aren't you tired of squatting all the time
Xiaolu, who was originally going to do something, couldn't help laughing when he looked at the coffee holding his smoking buttocks all over the house. And the coffee ran and shouted, "Ji Zai, why do you burn my ass?!!"
"Children's family, please forgive me for not teaching well!" Ji Zai looked at Xiaolu, which made Xiaolu laugh even more. In the end, Xiaolu couldn't stand it. He reached out and hit a water ball behind the coffee and helped him put out the fire behind him: "Isn't it time for you to learn to be good now? Ling'er's ability to say this doesn't mean you can say it!"
"Discrimination, gender discrimination, I protest!"
"What are you protesting against?" When Xiaohua and Mung Bean pushed the dining car in, Brother Win finally withdrew the boundary. After a while, he came out with Wu Linger, who had taken a shower and changed into new clothes.
Seeing that Wu Linger's spirit has recovered a lot, everyone is finally relieved. Coffee even ran to complain to Wu Linger, but Wu Linger is obviously not interested in this kind of quarrel. Anyway, if you really want to do it, coffee can definitely beat Ji Zai to the head, but will he? Since he won't, why should he be this villain?
What's more, it is a very simple thing to comfort the tearful coffee. While stuffing a plum cake into the coffee's mouth, it successfully blocks the coffee's mouth, it also makes the coffee forget his previous grievances.
However, Brother Win seems to be a little dissatisfied with the fact that Ji Zi and Xiao Lv used their powers to fight. After all, in Li Tianzuo's information, they are just two human bodyguards.
Seeing Brother Win's expression, Ji Zai sneered: "Which person is normal around Ling'er? Think about killing that group of people, and then think about the enemies Ling Er met. They are not people like us. Do you think ordinary bodyguards can protect her? Old Li is not an idiot. Needless to say, he can guess that we have some power that ordinary people don't have.
Brother Ying thought it was right. At present, he didn't say much and directly helped Wu Linger sit at the table: "Let's eat first!"
"Boom!" A loud noise made the whole room shake. Leaning against Brother Win's arms, Wu Linger looked out strangely: "Explosion? Volcanic eruption?"
Brother Win shook his head: "No, it seems that there are practitioners fighting!"
Wu Linger said "Oh" and sat back in her seat: "That's none of our business. Let's eat!"
In the face of such a big Wu Linger, the witch pets in the room take it for granted, because it really has nothing to do with Wu Linger, but the shadow that monitors them in the dark can't help but have a black line. Will this woman be too nervous? Usually, when others hear about fighting and fight so loudly, they will more or less think about gossiping? She is fine. How hungry is she to continue to eat her food?
While the shadow was thinking about it, a piece of cake suddenly fell out of the window and fell in front of him: "Isn't it tired to squat there all the time? Would you like to have something to eat together?"
The shadow was stunned for a moment and knew that he had been found. He smiled bitterly: "No, my duty is, please forgive me!"
"It doesn't matter, you squat on yours, I play with mine! As long as you don't peep at me taking a shower, otherwise the group of people in my room will call first whether you are a true person or not!" Although Wu Linger was talking about a joke, the shadow couldn't help shivering: "I dare not!"
In the room on the second floor, the previous fight resumed, as if nothing had happened just now. The shadow sighed, and finally flashed and disappeared into the garden. The next moment, he had appeared in front of Li Tianzuo: "Py chief!"
Li Tianzuo seemed to be checking something. After seeing the shadow, he smiled bitterly: "Forget it, I didn't expect you to keep an eye on them for long!"
"My subordinates are incompetent! Please punish the patriarch!" The shadow lowered his head, but Li Tianzuo frowned gently: "What happened just now?"
"It's all right, but the explosion attracted their attention, and then Miss Ling'er broke the position of her subordinates." Heiying thought for a moment and said, "When Miss Linger was resting, Jizai and Xiaolu fought because of some disputes. They found that Jizai was a fire-controller, and Xiaolu was good at controlling water. In this way, coffee and mung beans should also have some powers."
Li Tianzuo was not surprised at all about what the shadow said: "I know!" It would be strange if there was no power to let Wu Ningfeng arrange to stay with Wu Linger. It seems that this Wu Ningfeng, even if he returns to the witch clan, has left a lot of trouble for himself.
He gently tapped his finger on the table, and Li Tianzuo said, "From today on, you don't need to monitor Linger anymore. Restore your original identity and walk in the villa. If you can't monitor in the dark, then change it directly to surveillance!"
"Yes!"
"Joy!" Seeing that the shadow was about to leave, Li Tianzuo stopped him and said, "After this, you go to your grandfather!"
Li Huan looked back at Li Tianzuo with a puzzled face: "Py patriarch?!"
"Go see him and help me pick him up!" After so many years, I have left him outside, and I feel bad!" Li Tianzuo sighed in his heart: "After this incident, I will resign as the patriarch. After that, the Li family will ask your grandfather!" Listening to his tone, he seemed to have plans to arrange the aftershi shi shi.
But think about it, Li Tianzuo is just a cultivation in the Jiedan period. Now he is more than 200 years old. He has been busy with Li Shouxian's affairs and has not practiced well over the years. He has spent a lot of effort for the spiritual array before. Without the congenital naiveness entered by Wu Linger when he met, Li Tianzuo's situation may It will be worse.
Li Huan looked at Li Tianzuo: "Is there no other way?"
Li Tianzuo smiled at Li Huan: "You are also a practitioner. Can't you see through life and death?"
"If the patriarch can see through life and death, why stick to the elder's injury?" As soon as Li Huan said his words, he regretted it: "I'm sorry!"
Li Tianzuo shook his head with a smile: "I just can't see through it, so I have no progress in practice. Huan'er, I don't want you to become like me! You are very talented and should not be affected by family affairs. When this is over, I will let you go! I believe that on the road of practice, you will definitely go far, definitely much farther than me.
"I..." Li Huan wanted to say that he didn't want to go that far, because he went too far to see the patriarch, but he knew that he couldn't say it, because the patriarch hoped that he could go on and go far and far.
Finally, Li Huan nodded: "Pagain, I know!"
"Is it still called the patriarch?"
Seeing the smile on Li Tianzuo's face, Li Huan also smiled: "Godfather!"
"Go ahead, I'm tired too. I need to rest for a while!" After saying that, Li Tianzuo waved his hand and closed his eyes tiredly.
After leaving Li Tianzuo's room, Li Huan returned to his room to change his black clothes, took a comfortable casual suit on his body, combed his hair casually, and walked to Wu Linger's room on the second floor. He felt that he had something to say to Wu Linger.
A group of people in the room can be heard laughing loudly through the door. Such a bustle has never been seen in the Li family...
Just as Li Huan was in a daze, the door was suddenly opened: "Please come in!"
Looking at the mung beans, Li Huan was slightly stunned and immediately returned to normal: "So, excuse me!"
Entering the house, Li Huan saw Wu Linger running around the room with a plate of snacks, and the coffee behind her was chasing dissatisfiedly: "Linger, that's mine. It was made for me by Xiaohua!!"
Who said that? Obviously, Xiaohua made it for me. You robbed me every day, and I won't give it to you today!!" Wu Linger smiled and looked happy. Such an expression could not be seen on the face of anyone in the Li family.
"One, I just want one, okay? Linger, please, you know that I like to eat crab roe made from small flowers. Give me one!" While flashing Jizi's hand, the coffee did not forget to jump over Xiao Lv and stretched out to trip his foot: "You guys, don't go too much!! Why do you always bully me? Little Green, you ate the most just now. I only need one now. You still want to hurt me. It's too much!!"
He secretly monitored Wu Linger and others for a few days, and Li Huan was very familiar with this kind of food war that took place every day. And he is also really curious. Is the dessert made by Xiaohua really that delicious?
Just as Li Huan was thinking about this question, Wu Linger had rushed to him: " open your mouth!"
Consciously, Li Huan really opened his mouth, and something was stuffed into his mouth. The delicious taste immediately filled his mouth. Li Huan almost couldn't wait to bite down. A soup with the delicious taste of crab yellow flowed out of the shumai, and the smooth taste of shrimp...
"My barbecue!!! Linger, how can you be so cruel?" Coffee hugged Li Huan's hands sadly and knelt down in pain and looked at Li Huan's still chewing mouth: "My Shumai!!"
A big man actually did such an exaggerated behavior for a shumai. Li Huan couldn't help but have another black line, but the fresh and fragrant taste of this shop is still in his mouth, which makes Li Huan unable to scold the slightly exaggerated behavior of coffee, because... it's really delicious!!
When the coffee stood up sadly and turned around, he heard Wu Linger say, "Bout your mouth!"
With a mouth of coffee, a shumai appeared like magic in Wu Linger's hand and threw it into the mouth of the coffee: "Isn't it just a shumai? You are too exaggerated, aren't you?"
"But recently, you and Xiaolu have become much better at grabbing food. I can't compete with you. Don't you find that I have lost a lot of weight recently?" The coffee cried while eating the shumai, as if he had been hungry for ten days without eating.
Ji Zai, who sat aside, finally couldn't stand it: "Dead cat, shut up!"
Being killed by Ji Zai, Coffee closed his mouth and sat back on the sofa with infinite grievance. Wu Linger glanced at Xiaohua, and Xiaohua smiled and brought out a big steamer from under the dining car: "I seem to hear that someone is not full? Have you been abused by me these days?
As soon as I saw something to eat, the coffee jumped up happily: "Xiaohua, I love you!!"
Shaking her head with a smile, Wu Linger looked at Li Huan: "What's the matter?"