Chapter 01 If you don't die, you won't die

"I'm a cartoonist addicted to weird and scary things..."

"In this crumbling ancient two-story house, surrounded by factories and chimneys..."

"I draw absurd comics day after day..."

"When the sun sets, the sky is like a sea of blood in hell, and I can clearly hear the dying person moaning in pain..."

“...... The noise of the factory is mixed with the echoes of the ground, and the smell in the air smells like the vomiting of a giant beast..."

“...... Am I crazy?"

Under the dim street lamp, Lin Xiao held her mobile phone and looked at the comics with relish, an absurd and unruly "Hell Lullaby".

"Ah, I have to say that the author's imagination is too rich, but it can be written more horrible."

"Hell's worms gnaw in the body, and our daily food is rotten and smelly manure, and the bloody neon, which is the flash of the banshee's tusks..."

A mixed sound of low gasps and confusion came from the depths of the alley. Lin Xiao immediately closed her mouth, her eyes sparkled, and she laughed low.

"Hey, it's really worthy of the famous 'Deep Night Quiet Whispering Alley'. It's just after nine o'clock, and someone began to have sex. How hungry and thirsty it is... No, this kind of thing that is harmful to customs must be observed!"

Walking on foot, Lin Xiao quietly touched the direction of the gasp.

After a few steps, I saw a woman lying on the wall in the corner of the dark light. Her skirt was lifted, revealing her snow-white and plump buttocks. A middle-aged man in a suit with golden framed eyes, but with big belly was sprinting hard behind, and the sound of "crack" flesh/body impact, mixed with the woman was not good. Hearing the charming cry, Lin Xiao was furious, his eyes were straight, and his left hand couldn't help leaning down...

Three minutes later, the man suddenly roared, his body was ** for a while, and then there was no sound.

"Damn!" Lin Xiao couldn't help rolling his eyes, "Three minutes, you are Ultraman."

After severely contempt for the dog man and woman, Lin Xiao took out a tissue and prepared to make a quick decision. Suddenly, I heard a woman's shouting and scolding in the alley, and then there was a crisp slap. Before making up his brain, the middle-aged man rushed through the street corner breathlessly and hit Lin Xiao with his head.

Poor Lin Xiao, as an otaku, was very energetic and powerful, but his body was extremely thin. He was directly knocked to the ground and hit his head on the stone, with painful eyes.

The middle-aged man just glanced at Lin Xiao, who was lying on the ground, and ran away blankly.

Lin Xiao was angry. As soon as he sat up and hadn't scolded the exit, a figure rushed out of the street corner again, with a fierce momentum, and once again hit Lin Xiao's head. He also scolded, "Damn it! You are a bus. After eating, wipe your mouth and leave. There is no way! Let me tell you, 500 oceans, no one can be missing! You three-minute short man, I have worked so hard to serve you..."

The woman also did not look at Lin Xiao and chased the successful person in front of her with a skirt. As for Lin Xiao, an unlucky child, he was directly ignored.

“......”

A pool of dark red ** slowly flowed out behind Lin Xiao's head, moistening the ground and lying on the ground. Lin Xiao's eyes were lax, and the corners of his mouth twitched. The last thought before his consciousness fell into darkness was: "That woman, she looks cool in Meichuan..."

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"Hey, waste wood, wake up, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead!" A man's low voice sounded, and Lin Xiao's thighs hurt sharply, and he hurriedly opened his eyes.

What you can see is an empty hall, the ground covered with white marble, supported by twelve Roman cylinders, and a huge crystal chandelier with a diameter of two meters above the head, which is gorgeous. He was kicked by a man about 30 years old, wearing a black windbreaker and holding an unknown Uzi submachine gun in his hand.

"Dadda", a string of fire tongues spewed out from the muzzle, and bullets bombed the white marble plate. Suddenly, the slate was smashed, and the splashed fragments were shot all over Lin Xiao's body, with hot pain.

"This is *!" Just for a moment, Lin Xiao came to the conclusion that it seemed to be nonsense.

"Well, rookie, do you still like this opening?" The windbreaker young man blew the smoking muzzle and glanced at everyone coldly.

Everyone was shocked, and no one dared to answer. The two OLs in black suits were even so scared that their lips turned purple.

"Well, it seems that no one questioned my words." The windbreaker man said lightly, "There are only three things I want to say. Just listen carefully."

"First, this is the world of domination. Of course, for you rookies, it can be understood as dominating space or infinite space."

"Second: Think about what happened before you woke up. As long as you are not a self-deceiving fool, you should know that you are dead, right? Therefore, I don't bother to talk nonsense. Just meditate on the 'master' in your heart.

"Third: This is your first novice task. It is just a qualification selection process. The difficulty of the task is quite simple. As for whether you can survive or not, it depends on your own performance. However, I would like to remind you: Don't influence the plot randomly, or you will bear the consequences."

Looking down at the watch, the windbreaker man continued: "There are still five minutes before your task will start. If you have any questions, you can ask me now. Remember, everyone has only three chances."

A round-faced girl in a school uniform nervously pinched the corners of her clothes and asked nervously, "Please... Excuse me, is everything you said true?

"Yes."

"So, is this the main god space? Can anything be exchanged as written in the novel?

"Hmm... I can't answer this question, because I don't know either.

"Oh," there was a look of disappointment on the girl's face, "So, can we go back to the real world?"

"Ah, maybe, maybe not, God knows."

"Uh-huh, and..."

"Sorry, three questions have been asked. If you don't understand, ask the 'master'. Don't waste other people's time."

The girl answered aggrievedly and lowered her head.

Next to it, a middle-aged man with a haggard face and sad eyes has roared, "Can you get money here?! My son is sick and urgently needs money for surgery!"

"Of course, as long as you live, money or something is not a problem."

"So..."

As time went by, Lin Xiao listened to other people's questions and called "master" in her heart.

"Do you want to start the personal panel?"

"Yes!"

With a sound, a common panel in the game suddenly appeared in front of Lin Xiao, marked with several lines of simple and shabby data.

"Power 4."

"Life 4."

"Physical strength 3."

"Spirit 11."

"Bloodline: Nothing."

"power: nothing."

"skills: none."

"Novice gift bag: 1. Introduction: This is a gadget that dominates the space, according to the character. Of course, don't expect too much.

"Mission Scene: Deadly Videotape."

"Main task: Find and watch at least one videotape."

The data is so simple that there is only one novice gift package in addition to the basic attributes.

"Do you want to receive a novice gift package?"

Lin Xiao did not hesitate to choose yes.

"The novice gift package is opened, and you get the life potion*3. Life potion: a potion made of the dew of life mixed with ice and snow on the top of the snowy mountain, which can restore 10 points of life. Please feel free to drink."

"Note: Produced by the Lord God, it must be a boutique."

"You got the prop: Chaos Card. It can cause the plot characters to fall into chaos in a short period of time. The success rate depends on the contrast of mental strength between the two sides and is invalid for adventurers. Number of times it can be used: 1.

"Note: If you use it well, you are a god, and if you don't use it well, you are a scum."

"You got the prop: the bronze ring. Bronze Ring: 1 point of strength and 1 point of agility after equipment.

"Since your initial spiritual attributes are higher than 10 points, acquire skills: spiritual burning."

"Skill introduction: Burn mental strength to gain explosive power (imaginable as eating dazzling), lasting three minutes, during which the strength and agility doubled. After that, you will fall into a state of weakness. In addition: This skill is a temporary skill and disappears after leaving the world.

"Note: The years of committing two crimes are also ** burning years! Why haven't the creatures of otaku disappear from this world?

...........

"What about you? Is there any problem?" The windbreaker man looked at Lin Xiao, "There is still one minute left."

Lin Xiao squeezed her lips, quickly thought about the question asked by everyone just now, and then said in a low voice, "The first question, what do you have for our main task?"

Lin Xiao is quite skillful in speaking. What do you suggest? That's your own point of view and opinion, not asking you 1+1=? The windbreaker man is obviously a veteran, at least a veteran who has lived a world of adventure. His eyes, tone, look and so on can prove many things...

The man in the windbreaker looked at Lin Xiao with a little surprise and nodded: "Ha ha, your boy's question is quite clever."

After a pause, the windbreaker man said four words seriously: "... Do what you can."

"Well, the second question." Lin Xiao nodded and said again, "Can you rent me props such as hurting ghosts and evil spirits?"

"Oh? Lease? The windbreaker man raised his eyebrows: "You boy wants to empty the white wolf..."

"That won't work," Lin Xiao sighed and then took out the bronze ring in the novice gift bag, "Can I exchange it with this?"

"Well, bronze ring, this should be your novice gift bag reward, you boy, it's quite bold." The windbreaker man smiled meaningfully: "Bronze ring, worth 50 points."

Lin Xiao nodded: "Yes."

"Well, 50 points can be roughly exchanged for these things. You can see for yourself."

The windbreaker man waved his hand, and a transparent panel appeared in front of Lin Xiao.

"Spiritual bomb*3, with a damage range of 3*3 square meters, can cause a lot of damage to the spirit body and is ineffective for human beings."

"A UK pistol with ten bullet clips, each bullet can have eight spiritual bullets, which can effectively kill the spirit and the body."

"The meditation charm can warn the attack of the spirit and resist a small amount of spiritual damage."

"Well, 50 points, that's these things." The windbreaker man smiled at the corners of his mouth and said lightly, "There are still 30 seconds left. You can choose by yourself."

Lin Xiao immediately said, "I don't want the pistol, as long as ten bullets and meditation charm."

The windbreaker man waved his hand, "Yes, but in this way, you owe me ten points. If you leave alive, you have to repay me twice."

"No problem."

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