Chapter 029 Uncle...

(The computer seems to be broken, often disconnected, can't connect to the Internet, and the web page can't be opened. Now it's a headache to send a chapter or something...)

The devil's door opened, and the dark fire of hell burned, which surprised the "cute and beautiful girl duo" who had never seen this momentum.

"What is this?"

"I feel a very evil breath."

The two little girl were a little scared and couldn't help shrinking back.

"Roar~~" There was a distant and loud roar from the devil's door, and then a huge wolf dog close to the height jumped out. The blue and black fur, the dark eyes, the sharp claws flashed with cold light, and a string of fine sparks spewed out from the nostrils, the bloodthirsty and fierce breath from the demon world. Undoubtedly.

There was a deep roar rolling in his throat, and a pair of eyes swept through the crowd coldly. I have to say that the gray wolf looked quite good at this time.

"Get out of here!" Lin Xiao was angry and funny. This beast actually learned to pretend to be B. At that moment, his eyes stared and said, "Do me the business quickly, or I will skin you!"

"Wow~~" Lin Xiao said, and the gray wolf's "powerful aura" suddenly disappeared. He narrowed his small eyes and came to Lin Xiao pitifully, wagging his tails quickly. Like a puppy waiting for its owner to be rewarded with food, wagging its tail and begging for mercy and cuteness.

"..." Everyone is speechless. This beast turns his face faster than turning over a book. Where is your integrity??

"Grey Wolf." Qin Yan waved her hand, smiled and took out a bag of compressed beef, and shook it gently in her hand.

"Woo~~" The little eyes of the gray wolf lit up and rushed to Qin Yan's side with a swizzling mouth open, and a pair of tails wagging. By the way, aren't the wolf's tails all hard and straight? How can you shake them so happily?

Sister Qin smiled slightly and threw the canned beef to the gray wolf. She said happily, "It's all grown so big. I still remember that when I first saw it, it was only bigger than an ordinary wolf dog, malnourished and bony. Well, it was really round and cute."

"Yes, Sister Qin is right. The puppy is so cute."

"Wow, is it called Grey Wolf? What a lovely name!"

"Wow, let me hug, let me hug, okay?"

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Under the gray wolf's unscrupulous cuteness, several girls who had not yet left the "childish" were successfully captured...

Several big men looked at each other with cold sweat on their foreheads. Sure enough, women can't escape pets**...

Although the gray wolf is a beast, his head is smart. Seeing that it was cute and effective, several girls more or less took out delicious and fragrant food. The hellevil suddenly abandoned all their integrity and shamelessly walked back and forth between several girls with no image. Finally, under Lin Xiao's murderous eyes, he reluctantly walked to the dead King Kong and bowed his head and sniffed.

In the biosphere, human's sense of smell is absolutely not strong. Research shows that canine organisms have tens of thousands of times more smell than humans, and can capture odor molecules in the air and track them over a long distance. At present, the most common way to detect and arrest drugs in the world is to train police dogs, pigs and other creatures, and use animals' sense of smell to solve cases and arrest people.

Although the gray wolf is not a purebred dog, its nose is only strong and not weak, and it is a good hand in tracking and reconnaissance.

Even if someone can erase their footprints, confuse their smell, and make it impossible for the enemy to track. But this method has no effect on the gray wolf.

In the words of the gray wolf, that is: even if you are covered with Dabao SOD honey all over your body, you can't hide the smell on your body!

"Wow~~" The gray wolf raised his head, showed a sharp tooth, sobbed at Lin Xiao, and then ran in one direction.

Lin Xiao did not hesitate to say, "Chasing!"

The man who "stealed peaches" was also very cautious. He often changed his route along the way, crossed two streams on the way, and even wiped his whole body with a leaf with a strong smell of juice. Even so, it is still unable to get rid of the pursuit of the gray wolf. Twenty minutes later, he was successfully blocked in a valley by Lin Xiao and others.

This is a middle-aged man with a black cloak and a beard. His face is pale, his cheekbones are towering, and his eyes are red. He is ghostly and windy, but he is seven points like a ghost and three points are like a man.

"Why are you chasing me?" The man carefully glanced at Lin Xiao and others, and his face looked solemn. As soon as he opened his mouth, the hoarse and low sound of scraping glass with his fingers made everyone frown... I've never heard such a bad sound. It's even louder than noise!

Lin Xiao curled her lips and said lightly, "Why are you chasing you? Oh, the wicked will sue first. So let me ask you, did you kill that gorilla?

"I haven't seen a gorilla," the man said expressionlessly, "I've been moving in the valley and have never left."

has been chased in front of people, and he can still lie casually without changing his color. Should he say that his psychological quality is excellent or die without repentance?

Xu Le rolled his eyes and couldn't help complaining, "I said, man, do you often study Actor's Self-cultivation? You lie without even blinking your eyes. Tut, if you are willing to shoot, then the Oscar Golden Rooster Award must be yours!"

"I really don't know what you're talking about." The middle-aged man showed a three-point confused and seven-point angry look on his face, and then said, "You are unjust and good people!!"

Xu Le sneered and said, "Oh, this expression, this look, no one believes that you are pretending. If we hadn't had some evidence, I'm afraid we would have been fooled by you... There is a saying, even if it is stewed: dead ducks have a hard mouth! Why do you have to wait until the moment you are stewed before you repent?

"Why do you talk so much nonsense? Just kill it!" Qin Yan frowned impatiently and her eyes were full of murder.

Lin Xiao spread his hands and said, "If you kill it, I'll kill it. I have no problem."

Lao Huang nodded: "Since everyone agrees, let's kill it."

Seeing the unpleasant approach of the gods, the middle-aged man's face finally changed, and a trace of panic flashed in his eyes and suddenly shouted, "You'd better not mess with me! Otherwise, you will bear the consequences!!"

Lin Xiao was stunned and then sneered, "Oh, it's a very empty and powerless threat. By the way, do you really see the current situation?

"Well, this is not a threat!" The middle-aged man swallowed his mouth and stared a pair of eyes and said, "... You'd better not mess with me. I've watched more than 700 episodes of Conan. I know more than 600 killing methods, proficient in more than 200 secret room killing methods, know hundreds of poisons, make all kinds of alibi, and skillfully use of fishing lines, tape recorders and daggers. First, poison needles and other tools to make cases, remember, don't mess with me, or you won't know why you died!"

"Do you mean such a primary school student? I've seen it too!"

“...... I have watched the news broadcast for more than 20 years, and I will be cheated. Proficient in more than 1,000 means such as blocking, spreading rumors, human flesh, banning broadcasting, etc., tens of thousands of ways to praise meritorious deeds, proficient in thousands of empty words, knowing hundreds of tricks, making all kinds of illusions, cleverly using politics, public opinion, pseudoscience and other confusing tools. Remember, don't mess with me, otherwise you have seen 70 0 episodes of Conan are useless!"

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"I have seen 3000 episodes of Pleasant Goat, and I can escape from all kinds of secret rooms, poison 900 kinds of food, 300 ways to use the protagonist's aura, and 800 ways to cook meat. Don't mess with me, even if you have watched CCTV News and Conan."

"I have watched Journey to the West more than 40 times, all kinds of random sticks to death, all kinds of monkey head rescuers, 72 changes, 18,000 miles in an instant, don't mess with me, really don't mess with me! Even if you watch Xiyangyang and Conan and CCTV News, it won't work.

"I have seen more than 3,000 zombie films, and know more than 700 kinds of corpse-catching methods, 300 kinds of corpse destruction methods, and various ancestral possessions. Don't mess with me, otherwise even if you have watched the news broadcast Conan and Pleasant Goat and Journey to the West at the same time!"

"I have lived for 42 years. I have eaten tens of thousands of Chinese food, drunk Sanlu milk powder, eaten gutter oil, and know 100,000 additives. I can make thousands of snacks. I skillfully use Clenbuterol, nitrite, formaldehyde, corn gibberellol, etc. to stimulate your taste. Remember, don't mess with me, otherwise even if you have seen Conan, News Network, Xiyang, Journey to the West, Zombies, * it's useless!"

"..." Everyone was speechless.

"Is this guy crazy? It must be."

"It shouldn't be. The master is really getting worse and worse. He even recruited this kind of madman."

"Wow, I heard that the people who can't reason with him in the world are crazy people, because they will pull your IQ to the same level as him and defeat you with his rich brain-damaged experience!"

"Come here, don't be too close to the strange Shu Li, or you will be infected."

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"Haha, you idiots dare to look down on my IQ. I must eliminate all of you!" The strange uncle suddenly laughed and grabbed a beating heart from the mark. On the heart, there was a black sword inserted. "Hey, you mortals, get ready to meet King Kong's anger!"

Dongdong! The heart suddenly beat violently twice, and then suddenly exploded into a black smoke. These black smoke strangely twisted and dispersed, and soon condensed into a semi-illusory beast shadow, which was the King Kong!

"Roar~~" The virtual shadow hammered his chest fiercely, stood there with amazing momentum like a hill, staring at a pair of angry eyes, and coldly glanced at Lin Xiao and others.

"The soul? Illusion?" Lin Xiao touched his chin and speculated in his heart.

"Hahaha, this is a King Kong heart that I accidentally got. After refining the secret technique, I can summon the soul of King Kong to fight for me. Do you know King Kong? It's the gorilla in the movie, the gorilla that climbed to the head of the Statue of Liberty*! Humph, finally, I advise you not to mess with me!! Otherwise, I want you to look good!"

Lin Xiao complained sharply, "Hey, uncle, have you really seen King Kong? By the way, isn't the gorilla on the head of the Statue of Liberty*..."

"You are the uncle! I hate people calling me uncle the most!" The middle-aged man shouted, "I'm only 42 years old. Do you know? I'm still a beautiful man, not an uncle!"

Everyone was speechless: "... Is this narcissistic? It must be."

"Hmm, pretend to be a fool." Qin Yan frowned and pulled out her bloody fangs. You are in your forties and claim to be a beautiful man. Are you disgusting?!

If it weren't for the sake of being an adventurer in the East District, the ghost would not bother to talk to you and rush up directly and cut you to cry. I didn't expect this man to be so shameless, lying with his eyes open, and his mouth is hard and need to be beaten!!

Lin Xiao waved his hand, "Do it!"

Boom! Seven people launched an attack at the same time, the wind arrow of the energy system, a scientific super electromagnetic cannon, the magic burst fireball, and Lao Huang's brute force charge, Qin Yujie's bloodthirsty killing,... A group of people rushed up and almost collapsed the illusory body of King Kong in a minute.

"No, it's impossible!!" The uncle was shocked and watched the strong King Kong illusory body stagger back. His haggard and confused little eyes were wide open, opening his mouth, revealing the third big tooth on the left, with an extremely funny expression.

"Hey, uncle, what do you think is the probability of catching a wild gorilla alive?" Xu Le laughed.

"You! It's you..."

Lin Xiao sighed helplessly and said, "Uncle, do you have to recognize the reality? There will be no pies in the sky. Don't you think that the gorilla peeled himself, swallowed the anesthetic, and then let you kill it?"

"..." The uncle was so angry that he trembled and roared, "You, you little bastards, actually cheated me!"

"Well, if you don't want people to know, don't do it, especially the kind of dead duck with a hard mouth. Look, now that we are angry, there is no way back, right?

"I warn you, don't mess with me! I've seen 600 episodes of Conan and 3,000 episodes of Joy..."

"Well, I've also seen the shocking blue life-and-death love," Lin Xiao continued to complain unscrupulously: "Uncle, you're out!"

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(PS: Every character's appearance is meaningful, don't spray if you don't like it!)