Chapter 09 Who is afraid of whom

"vomit~~" A beautiful blonde girl in her twenties couldn't stand the visual impact in front of her. She directly vomited, and the yellow and white vomit sprayed all over the table. Lin Xiaoxu saw two undigested steaks, several pieces of fruit, and even a curved hair...

"Hmm?!" The tone of the old housekeeper, who always hides his face in the shadow, raised a few points in vain, "Your ugly behavior has ruined a masterpiece! This is an insult to the chefs' hard work and a trampling on their personality and dignity!"

The old housekeeper's scolding was sonorous and loud, and the thunder made a group of people messy in the wind.

"This is not an insult, it's just praise! If it were me, I would have cooked and fried those cooks whose heads were kicked by donkeys, and then fried them. Someone rolled his eyes and complained coldly.

As soon as the words fell, two big fat cooks with big-bellied stools, high hats and two "Stalingrad"-style beards ran out from behind the screen. They looked at the vomiting blondes full of indignant and roared angrily:

"I am a top chef who has obtained the Castlevania chef qualification certificate! Every dish is the crystallization of our efforts! It's a rare work of art! You can't stand it, you can't stand it, you can't stand it!"

"Yes, we must punish her, punish her severely!" Another chef turned his eyes and muttered, "Why don't we make her into a 'flame beauty roast suckling pig' at tonight's finale?"

"Hey, it's a good proposal."

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After discussion, the two fat chefs directly dragged the trembling blonde out, ignoring the screams and howls of the girl. One person dragged one leg upside down and pulled the blonde into the kitchen behind. Then, the sound of the collision between the bones and the kitchen knife came regularly. The blonde woman Lang's scream for help gradually disappeared.

Hearing this sound, ordinary people trembled with fear, and the adventurer also turned slightly pale. Kill it if you say it, it's completely ruthless...

A divine complaint suddenly appeared in Lin Xiao's head:

"Is this the so-called 'die with rhythm'?"

" distinguished guests, please taste your own dishes as soon as possible. Time is running out..." The old housekeeper's voice sounded faintly, "If you don't finish eating, you will receive the same punishment as the beautiful lady just now."

"..." Everyone dared to be angry and dare not say anything. If it hadn't been for the strength to get close to ordinary people, I believe that someone would have stood up and patted this old guy's face, making you cry strange!

Looking at the "delicious food" in front of me, and then listening to the sound of chopping bones from the kitchen behind them. After a simple weighing, everyone made a choice.

On the one hand, death, and on the other hand, life is worse than death. It's really a dilemma.

When things come to an end, there is naturally no reason to retreat. Lin Xiao took a deep breath, opened his eyes, tied the napkin on the table to the neckline, elegantly tightened the sleeve, held a fork in his left hand, held a knife in his right hand, and smiled:

"Well, I started~~"

Under the powerful self-hypnosis effect, Lin Xiao has completely entered the role. He saluted his master elegantly, then picked out the green leaves used as a foil on the bottom of the plate with a fork, pulled a piece of maggots on the grass leaves with a knife, and rolled it up with grass leaf pancakes, which were still two layers of sandwiched~~ Then he forked up the "stuffing" under the gaze of everyone's surprise, fear, contempt, or sneering The cake was slowly handed into the mouth...

"Well, it's not bad... There are sausa rolls of meat maggots, vitamin c and protein." As he said, he elegantly and quickly handed the sandwich pie to his mouth.

Then, he opened his mouth like a lettuce salad, took a bite, and chewed it.

"Well... it's not bad." After swallowing a mouthful, Lin Xiao said self-deprecatingly, "At least it's much better than the lymphatic tissue I ate before."

"This...uh..." A young man opposite couldn't stand it. At this moment, he just noticed that what Lin Xiao was holding was a live maggot wrapped in weeds, but at least please don't show the taste of eating and an unfinished expression, okay?

"Alas...young people nowadays." Lin Xiao looked at the young man who covered his mouth and kept vomiting with contemptuous eyes, and said earnestly, "It's useless to see several bugs that they can vomit."

The young man opposite rolled his eyes and roared back:

"Of course you won't vomit when you see bugs! But it's different to see a life eating live maggots!"

"Child, you are still too young~" Lin Xiao is still eating and eating very well. "Young man... You have to understand that if you want to survive in this nonsense game, you have to get used to similar things..." He hit his mouth and sprayed out some food residues intentionally or unintentionally, making the young man opposite. Once again, "When you put down the traditional understanding of civilized people, you will find that... life is full of delicious food."

"It's like a warrior eating crabs in history. Do you dare to say that your ancestors have never eaten maggots? It's just that the taste is not good, the head is too small, it's troublesome to pick, and the taste is not good, and it's just for fun and exciting, isn't it? Lin Xiao smashed his mouth, "I want to walk across the north and south of the Yangtze River and eat all over the Yellow River. What hasn't I eaten? This kind of food... It just tastes a little strange.

"Are you sure this is also delicious..." The young man covered his nose and replied with disgust.

"Relatively speaking, the taste of maggots is very good among insects, and the protein content is high." Lin Xiao, like a teacher giving a lecture to students, said in an orderly manner, "The sweet and astringent taste, coupled with the sourness of sauerkra, which is close to the taste of lemon, is undoubtedly a fresh and delicious... Abandon the existing value system and break the old customs, and you will find that this is a rare delicacy.

"Well--" After listening to this description, the young man's belly rolled up again, but he had to press back, and his face turned red like a cooked lobster for a moment.

"Young man, you said so well!" An urn gasp came from behind, and the fat chef with a big belly laughed so that his eyes narrowed into a crack. "What kind of delicious food have you ever tasted? Unfortunately, there are always some dirty people who don't know whether it's true or false, and wantonly slander my works. You know, this is the crystallization of my painstaking efforts!"

"That's, that's it." Lin Xiaoxu laughed with his eyes.

"Haha, young man, what you just said just came to my heart!" The bearded chef wiped his fat hands stained with blood and unknown oil on the tablecloth, and then groped and took out a knife from his pocket and threw it to Lin Xiao. "No, I like you very much. I'll give you this knife!"

"Name: Bell. Griers's daily knife.

"Type: Composite weapon."

"Quality: none."

"Attack: Weak."

"Special Effects 1: Cut off your head and eat it! ( The organisms killed by this knife will all invalidate the parasites, germs, toxins and other harmful components on their bodies.

"Special effect 2: Chicken flavor, crispy! ( The creature killed by this knife will turn into chicken after cooking.

"Special effect 3: Protein is three times that of beef! The protein content of the creature killed by this knife will be three times that of beef per unit weight.

"Equip conditions: none, can bring out the world of military rank games."

"Note: This knife has a total length of 27.9 cm and a blade length of 9.5; AS-8A blade body, with 58HRC high hardness; hard alloy handle outsourcing ABS non-slip rubber, with nylon K sheath, knife sharpener, flint and outdoor survival whistle. Bell. Eat you. The knife used by the clams is a must-have artifact for survival and killing in the wilderness.

"--People stop eating people, and Buddha blocks eating Buddha."

Lin Xiao reached out and took the small straight knife handed by the fat chef, and immediately pulled it out of its sheath and took it to his eyes to take a closer look.

The knife is black-gray, and the blade is covered with a layer of gray titanium. Only the end of the handle and the blade are dotted with a little orange. The scabbard is attached with a fixed belt, an elastic buckle, a flint slot (including a field survival flint) and an alloy sharpener.

The sharp knife tip, the jagged back edge, the threading hole (the threading hole can be used to tie the knife to the stick as a spear), and the whistle tied to the end of the handle are all very practical designs.

Considered from various angles. These are all excellent equipment. It has the functions of weapons and tools, and is easy to carry. However, Lin Xiao still showed a very painful expression on her face:

"Excuse me, where is the last owner of this knife?"

"Oh, you mean the traveler from afar," the fat chef grinned, revealing two rows of snowy big steel teeth. "That guy has eaten too many ingredients, which is a good material in itself, so I stewed him~~ Not to mention the chicken flavor, crunchy!"

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