Chapter 011 Love You Can't Wait for

A group of handsome young people looked with envy and hatred at the pirate brothers and beautiful maids who walked hand in hand and snuggled up into the dance floor. Suddenly, they felt that time was tight and I couldn't wait, so they put down their bodies, abandoned their reserved, salivated their tender faces, and pasted~~

"Hey, this beauty, your Yida~~"

"Golden crispy chicken and finger-sucking original chicken, beauty, which one do you like?"

"What's the beautiful scenery? Whose courtyard is happy! Beauty, on this spring night, why don't we have a drink together, dance together, have an in-depth exchange, and do something shameful?

“......”

As the saying goes: People are invincible in the world.

After putting down their faces, a group of perverts exposed their nature, all kinds of provocations, all kinds of sex/coquettishness, right poems, show off their muscles, and even jokes and rehearsals, such as the following joke...

The Jade Emperor and the Buddha are arguing about who is the boss of heaven.

Jade Emperor: "I dominate the way of heaven!"

Tathagata: "You have been beaten by a monkey."

Jade Emperor: "I have experienced 17500 disasters and become an immortal golden body!"

Tathagata: "You have been beaten by a monkey."

Jade Emperor: "Can we not mention monkeys?"

Tathagata: "Your sister (Yoji) was slept by mortals."

Jade Emperor: "..."

Tathagata: "Your daughter (weaver girl) was slept by mortals."

Jade Emperor: "..."

Tathagata: "Your niece (the Three Virgins) has also slept with mortals."

Jade Emperor: "Let's talk about monkeys..."

Five big men gathered in front of a beautiful and cute maid and argued endlessly.

One person said, "I am the champion in seven provinces, known as the king of Lu, and I respect Lu first!"

The second person said: "It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm the two-ranging champions, known as the king of shooting on the wall. Shoot first!"

The third person: "Brother, slow down! Lu Ti, a small official from Weizhou who pulls down the weeping willows, is also under the jurisdiction. First insert it as a respect!"

The fourth person: "You stay! In Xiafoshan, wipe the teeth, a fairy tongue, heaven and earth are frightened! First of all, respect!"

The last one: "Four young heroes stay! Xiaosheng is a Mr. Private School under the Broken Back Mountain. His name is Yin, and his character is often shot. Because he often walks among the flowers for a long time, he is called Mr. Shenbao, and he will do it first to respect him!"

“......”

“...... He is a talent!" Lin Xiao rolled her eyes and wanted to ask, "Are you all funny people invited by monkeys?"

The top student said: "Bombing uranium 325 with hydrogen can produce nuclear fission and can also be used to detonate*. That's how I feel about you~~

Bestie-type hook-up quotes: "Jin San fat version of Little Apple, Obama's friendly performance, Bangzi's top women's band EXO at home,... Shall we go to see the bears together?"

Melancholy Xiaosheng:

"In fact, in the end, Xiangbei did not dominate the country, Sakuragi did not catch up with Haruko, and Liuchuan Feng did not become the NBA... Everyone has lived their own life, but this is life, and imperfection is perfect. Dedicated to the fearless youth!"

Lin Xiao said slowly:

"The real life is that Xiangbei disbanded the basketball team due to the poor promotion rate. Haruko married the coal boss in Shanxi. Sakuragi became an ordinary courier. Two years later, Haruko gave birth to a son who died. As a result, Sakuragi died in an unknown accident~~ Rukawa Feng became a special actor of the club. Each oratorio was on fire, and Mitsui was hacked to death five years later... Young man, this is the reality."

When the words fell, the beautiful maid walked to Lin Xiao's side. The bird looked like a human, attracting a sad look of envy and hatred~~

Lin Xiao pulled the girl and turned around freely, never forgetting the melancholy eyes of the young man with glasses...

In another place, a young man stood in front of the maid and boasted:

"My dear McCarron. James. Rothschild, my father is the chief consul of the Rothschild family,

I wake up from more than 50,000 square meters of ** every day and face more than 200 young, beautiful and sexy maids.

I brush my teeth with a diamond toothbrush, wash my face with a panda wool towel, and comb my hair with an ivory comb...

And I have a handsome appearance that makes the opposite sex irresistible and the wisdom beyond the reach of those vulgar people.

But... I'm not happy because of these.

living in the same world with those vulgar people, breathing the same air makes me uncomfortable..."

"I long for the freshness of prehistoric and the thrill of flying with dinosaurs... Do you know? My family has the skeleton of the world's largest Tyrannosaurus Rex, and even the feces of the world's largest dinosaur..."

Lin Xiao happened to pass by and said with a smile, "I licked it, strawberry-flavored."

"You..."

"Ah, the chewy, refreshing and quaint taste makes my teeth experience the ultimate enjoyment of ingredients. After chewing about four or five hundred times, a strong strawberry flavor spread out in my mouth, which instantly occupied my taste buds and detonated my mouth, as if it were dazzling, making people unable to stop at all~~ That was the taste brewed by time, which has not dissipated for a long time. Unlike the skin of the elastic teeth, the soft sandwich that has been wet and warm for thousands of years is unforgettable..."

Before she finished speaking, the beautiful maid walked to Lin Xiao and leaned affectionately on Lin Xiao's shoulder. The three left, leaving only the unhappy teenager standing still with a dull expression. The breeze blew, and a wisp of sadness floated...

Looking at the two maids snuggling around her, Lin Xiao was thoughtful:

"Is the way to attract these maids originally to rely on complaints? Another 'unscrupulous lower limit show' after 'who is wrong with the ideas'?

In his heart, Lin Xiao naturally killed everywhere.

Walking by a man who talked about his glorious fan career with his maid, Lin Xiaoyou said:

"With the perfect end of the 2016 Qingdao World Cup and the amazing oolong of Li Yi Emperor, the fans of the Great Heaven finally recalled the fear that they were once dominated by the Western giants, and the humiliation that they would never win even at home~~"

“......”

Another maid joined the team, and Lin Xiao continued to move forward.

After a cute sister who claimed to be the strongest king of the league, Lin Xiao gave a sound and admired:

"Great girl, please help me~~ Please teach me how to get out of the pit. I want to be a good child who studies hard and makes progress every day, revive the reputation of my excellent three good students, and then find a stable job, get a promotion and salary increase, become a CEO, marry a rich and beautiful woman, buy a big mansion, and successfully reach the peak of life. Thinking about it, it is still a little small Excited, hey hey!"

“......”

"Girl, I usually don't smoke or drink, but I have a little hobby, such as sucking* or something... In fact, I am a good person, an upright and selfless person! Think about it, Obama also uses drugs. Why do Americans still elect him as president? Jobs also took drugs. Why do so many people buy apples?

Lin Xiao passed by and complained:

"Obama also took drugs, but the president at that time was still someone else, and Jobs also took drugs, but the apples at that time were still fruit~~ You also took drugs, but it's a pity that you are not Ke Zhendong."

“......”

"Hey, girl, can you give me a quick reply? I don't believe you don't feel it!" A young man roared, "What did you say about that sentence - women are like green light, looking green, but in fact they are very yellow inside."

Lin Xiao said: "Men should be like little brothers - first of all, they should never show off their political achievements;

The second is to stand up at the critical moment;

The third is to cultivate successors;

Fourth, it is good at attacking each other and making them happy;

Five is that it can create friction and make everyone feel happy;

Six is to humbly shrink yourself after victory~~"

“......”

Go on and hear someone say:

"Reporting is cool for a while, the whole family crematorium."

"Not only the crematorium, but also the organs have been dug up."

"The organs are dug up and the bones are boiled into soup."

"Bones are boiled into soup, and the eggs are broken~~"

"Oh, hehe..."