Infinite Dharma God

Chapter 05 Warden

"Let me look in the mirror for a long time..." Lin Xiao was speechless. He came to the washbasin again and stared at the mirror.

But he stood like this for 30 seconds without any abnormal reaction.

"No, I also stared in the mirror before. I didn't see any hints or trigger any horror. But now the answer points to the mirror, that is to say, my previous behavior did not meet the conditions for triggering the plot... Environment? Angle? Location?"

Lin Xiao tried to change his position from several angles and even put a pose, but unfortunately he got nothing.

"The 'angle' is not, so it has something to do with the 'environment'?" Lin Xiao touched the bridge of her nose and looked at the not-large bathroom again.

After meditating for a few seconds, he did not hesitate to reach out his hand and turn off the electric light above his head.

If you are an ordinary person, you must hesitate for a while before doing this. After all, he is alone in a small space, and there are "bloodthirsty grievances" outside the door. I'm afraid that claustrophobia patients can't help screaming. In this case, it undoubtedly takes courage to let the darkness swallow itself up.

But Lin Xiao had no pressure on this. He said that he turned off the light and turned off the light, and his hands were clean and neat~~ Joking, as a man who had slept in a horrible and supernatural hospital on a stormy night, he couldn't be more familiar with darkness or something.

Isn't it just standing in a dark bathroom and staring at the mirror? What's there? At most, an extremely horrible picture suddenly appeared, combined with some kind of sad sound effect that makes people's scalp numb, so what? Why do you want to scare people to death?

At the beginning, I had no power in the dark floor and was chased around by some curious creatures. I haven't seen the 'seam nurse' and the 'sal corpse monster' all the way? The water flowing from the faucet is stinky and dirty **, don't you drink it yourself?

For many things, as soon as you bite your teeth and close your eyes, your forbearance is over. Bairen becomes gold~~

"What will it be..." Lin Xiao stood in front of the mirror and said. Although his eyes were dark, he still opened his eyes and looked directly in the direction of the mirror.

Five seconds later, a special change occurred.

But the mobile phone screen suddenly lit up, and the light shone on the mirror, reflecting the faint blue light. Then, a face appeared in the mirror.

The appearance of this face is exactly the same as Lin Xiao, but it is obviously not a mirror image, because when Lin Xiao saw this face, he turned his neck a few times and made a few obvious expressions, but the face in the mirror did not move with him.

The face looked at Lin Xiao through the mirror and showed a strange expression that seemed to be smiling. Ordinary people are in the dark, and it must be creepy to see this scene. But Lin Xiao just watched silently and waited for the next change.

After a stalemate for about ten seconds, "Lin Xiao" in the mirror smiled and began to speak:

"My name is Lin Xiao."

His voice is exactly the same as Lin Xiao's...

"I am a novelist addicted to grotesque and horror stories."

Every time he says a word, he has to make a short pause.

"I live alone in a big house."

"I write absurd stories day after day."

"I looked at the sky under the sunset, but it seemed that I saw the sea of blood in the depths of hell."

"When I stand in front of the window and listen, I can clearly hear the whining of those who are about to die."

"Have you seen the drainage ditch? The color inside is different every day. Sometimes it is as red as blood, sometimes as green as pus, and sometimes as yellow as bile... It is actually a river of hell, with terrible neon.

"The noise of the factory is mixed with the echoes of the ground, floating over the city."

"The stench in the air smells like a giant beast vomiting..."

"I realized that maybe I didn't live in the world, but in hell."

"Are I crazy?"

After saying these words, the face in the mirror returned to silence. He looked at Lin Xiao and seemed to be waiting for an answer.

"Haha, haha~~" Lin Xiao laughed wildly in the mirror. His facial expression was as crazy as the Ba Shen'an in a state, but his eyes were as calm and deep as ever. "The elegy of hell echoed in the sky. The rotten crow began a new gluttony. Death is not the end, and the new life is not the starting point, only sinking. Only by the eternal darkness can we taste the real existence. Listen quietly to the blood flowing out of the blood vessels, my flesh and blood are rotting, and my soul purulent in the dirty body..."

"Enough." The face in the mirror interrupted.

Lin Xiao hummed, stopped and said very calmly, "When I was nine years old, I watched Hell's Lullaby. I was too young and really depressed for three days." He paused for a moment: "For that memory. I had already forgotten, but the impression of fear is still there. It's really a good strategy for you to induce my fear in this way, but it's a pity..."

Lin Xiaonai shook her head: "Now, under your guidance, I can only clearly recall the scenes and lines in that cartoon, but the feeling of fear can't come up at all."

After hearing the words, the face in the mirror began to change. It became a skeleton wearing a cloak and burning with blue flames under its face. Its face seemed to be pieced together, changing all the time. At first glance, it seemed to be a fast-forward film, which made people lost.

"Well, you don't have to say more." The deep and hoarse voice in the mobile phone before sounded: "You have passed the second test."

"Second?" Lin Xiao asked, "Is soap the first?"

"That's right." The other party replied, "In my triple test, you have..."

"Wait..." Lin Xiao interrupted the other party: "I haven't finished asking yet. Don't change the topic." He said in a strong tone, "You have to answer me at least one question first - did you want me to 'pick up soap' at the beginning?"

Two faint blue flames erupted from the nostrils of the skeleton's face in the mirror and replied, "Don't think nonsense, Bichi, don't you see that I'm a skeleton!"

"It's hard to say. Eggplant, cucumber, corn and so on can be used with a little processing. How many bones do you have?"

Seeing that the skull in the mirror showed obvious signs of rampage, Lin Xiao wisely changed the topic and asked, "Okay, who are you?"

"Me?" The skull hair in the mirror had a gloomy laugh. "Of course I'm the warden of Gamma Prison."

"Oh, so I'm a prisoner?"

"That's right."

"Is the triangle head a jailer in the prison?"

"Hmm."

Lin Xiaoxu exhaled with her eyes and said, "Then you, the warden, are a little incompetent. You don't care about this kind of chaotic social atmosphere?"

“...... You can't deprive them of their last interest, can you? Besides, the emperor hasn't sent hungry soldiers. If you don't give it any compensation, you pay me.

"Okay, let's continue to the next topic~~"

"Where is the prison built?"

"There is no comment."

"That is, you won't disclose the relevant ** content?"

"Well, you can say so... In fact, the warden is also a very hard job. They are all abnormal human beings. They can't be killed. It's a waste of food. I don't even have a speaker on weekdays, so I will be bored.

"Oh." Lin Xiao keenly caught a word and asked, "Where did the previous prisoners go?"

"Of course, the person who passed the test is acquitted. It's a waste of food, and fiscal expenditure is a big problem." The skeleton in the mirror replied, "As for those who failed the test, they were also released, but they underwent a small 'nuple surgery' before release..."

"Is it?"

"Yes, it's the method in your memory, but it's called 'Return my normal punch' here."

"Just say that you were beaten stupidly! And even the operation fee is saved. And there is also the "Return my normal fist", which is based on copying the meme of "Give me back my floating fist", right? Lin Xiao rolled his eyes.

"Effective method to deal with abnormal humans, prefrontal lobe removal surgery, simple, convenient and low cost~~"

"Well," Lin Xiaoxu exhaled, "So how many prisoners can pass the test every day?"

"Not much... One of the ten can pass.

Lin Xiao nodded. Although the probability of 10 to one customs clearance is very low, he will not make a fuss when thinking about those messy "unusual human beings". Do you think a brainless werewolf can understand English?

"Well...okay." Lin Xiao got the answer she wanted and was very sure. She said with a smile, "Now, you can talk about the third test."