Chapter 018 Sleeping Beauty
When Lin Xiao heard this, it was really itchy and painful. At that time, he wanted to lose his temper and rushed in to give these tired lazy people who brag and drafted them one by one. But later, on second thought, I guess these guys are just the fun of bragging. Who hasn't brag yet? I think that they also came from that stage...
There are three realms of pretending b: one is to listen to the predecessors, the second is to pretend to be yourself, and the third is to listen to the descendants.
From the perspective of skills, Lin Xiao is now deeply hidden in merit and fame~~
Thinking about this, Lin Xiao planned to let these guys go and turn around and leave.
In a sense, mental hospitals and hospitals can also be equated, and the management mode is almost the same. The most obvious thing is that the residential area is the same...
Lin Xiao walked slowly forward, but heard a "squeak" sound of the bed leg twisting in the room on the left hand side in front of her. She couldn't help walking into it and followed the sound to a hospital bed.
Sick** lies an angelic cute girl. On the cupboard beside her, there is a report, and the first line of the name column says: Sleepingbeauty, Princess Anne.
The second line is a simple introduction to the reasons for admission:
As she grew up, Princess Anne became brighter and brighter, and time did not leave any flaws on her flawless face. She was God's most precious angel Linchen...
Every family has a difficult scripture, and the stepmother is jealous of her beauty and cuteness, so at the ball of Princess Anne's coming-of-age ceremony, the vicious stepmother added "unknown medicine" to her drink and tricked her to drink...
Seeing this, Lin Xiao couldn't help complaining, "Is it really impossible to find a stepmother anywhere?"
The kind-hearted Princess Anne drank this cup of "additioned" adult wine without doubt. Princess Anne, who seemed to be a little drunk, staggered to the balcony, and then fell down from a ten-meter high... Fortunately, the head did not land first, but on the back.
The frightened relatives were sent to the hospital in time, but Princess Anne never woke up again.
Fake alcohol poisoning, this is the cause report given by the doctor. More than 20 milliliters of methanol were ingested at one time. Although Princess Anne was sent to the hospital at the first time, it was still too late.
After the emergency medical rescue operation, the hospital successfully dialysis the formaldehyde that entered the blood to prevent the emergence of the terminal disease of kidney failure, but there was nothing about the formaldehyde that had entered the eyes. The formaldehyde that quickly accumulated in the eye area had completely destroyed Princess Anne's visual nerves before being sent to the hospital. Cells, and due to the completely damaged optic nerve endings, Princess Anne can't even transplant the eyeball.
In addition, the fall from a height of more than ten meters also caused serious damage to Princess Anne. Although the landing on the back coincidentally did not cause any fracture or displacement, the head was hit by a violent non-lethal impact... Maybe she didn't want to face this fact, maybe she hurt her nerve spine on her back, and Princess Anne didn't wake up until now.
After a joint consultation with many authoritative bricklayers, she finally came to a conclusion: Princess Anne subconsciously refused to wake up. She was waiting for the Prince Charming who could help her regain her life.
The way to wake up the princess is... A kiss! Yes, that's the answer!
According to this kind of dog-blooded plot, Lin Xiao will naturally try to wake up the princess with a kiss. Even if he is not Prince Charming, he can take advantage of it for nothing, right?
Lin Xiao did plan to do this, but just as he was about to do some "shameful things", a dagger cut to his lower body with strong wind. Fortunately, Lin Xiao found the block, otherwise I'm afraid he had to switch to the Sunflower Treasure Book.
He turned around angrily and looked at the sneak attackers behind him. It turned out to be seven dwarfs in red and white hats in Christmas clothes. The leader was a man with a long beard, holding a fruit knife and staring at Lin Xiao angrily.
"Damn guy, you want to secretly kiss our Princess Anne! I can't stand it, I can't stand it!" A dwarf shouted angrily.
"That's right, grab him, beat him, and beat him to death!"
“......”
Although I don't understand when the seven dwarfs became the guardians of Snow White, this did not prevent Lin Xiao from venting his anger. He narrowed his eyes and suddenly showed a sick smile at the corners of his mouth:
"I haven't done it for a long time~~ The friction when the blade wipes the fresh flesh and blood of the human body, and the muttering of the cold blade are particularly beautiful. Ah, how I miss the deliciousness of blood. Is it time to kill..."
The seven dwarfs' faces suddenly changed, and they were scared by Lin Xiao's pathological declaration. After a while, they hummed:
"You can't do it to us, because we are the princess's dwarf! If you kill us, the princess will never agree with you..."
"What do you think I should do?" Lin Xiao played with the evil bone blade in his hand, and his eyes were cold.
"Well, if you want to kiss the princess, you must defeat us!" The leading dwarf shouted, "But don't worry, we won't beat you up... One by one, better than boxing!"
Lin Xiao smiled and said, "Very good, I can't wait~~"
The first duel begins.
Lin Xiao's opponent is a 60cm tall Christmas dwarf. This man is fully equipped and specially bought a boxing sleeve. His movements are also sensitive. The rhythm of rolling and moving is not chaotic. He specializes in Lin Xiao's way down the road and is shameless.
But the problem is... Some things are not enough to work hard, just like Xiaoming can't dunk, and Sister Feng can't have hidden rules. No matter how much this fellow supports himself with faith, no matter how much his companion cheers for him, it is unbearable in front of Lin Xiao.
Under Lin Xiao's crushing speed, strength and body method, the Christmas dwarf can only bear it silently, which is quite unspeakable. It's more miserable than Adou.
Seeing this situation, the leading brother, Grey Nose, can't stand it anymore.
After all, Xiaoqi is a general in the team. Han Xin can endure the humiliation. It's not impossible to be wronged for a while, but you can't let Han Xin lie under the crotch for a lifetime, can you?
A moment of grievance can stimulate fighting spirit and pretend to be a grandson for a lifetime. That's really a grandson.
Now that Xiaoqi has been teased so much, the victory or defeat is secondary. The key is to lose the face of brother seven.
So, after Xiaoqi was knocked down by Lin Xiao for the seventh time, the leading brother finally shouted, "Brothers go together! Give him something awesome! Otherwise, I really think there are no heroes in our dwarf world!"