Chapter 032 Puzzle
Obviously, it is not isolated from the world. At least Lin Xiao saw many special snacks from other countries on the food street.
For example, Japanese sushi, Japanese ramen, pasta, tacos and Indian curry are also popular in the real world, and they also retain the original way to enjoy these delicacies.
For example, when most people eat Japanese sushi, they are used to adding mustard to soy sauce, stirring it well, and then dipping it in sushi. This way of eating is a big mistake. The correct way to eat is to spread mustard on sushi with chopsticks, and then dip the sushi in a little soy sauce in your hand and eat it. This is to avoid the taste of soy sauce and mustard from grabbing the limelight of the fresh fish itself. Eating Japanese ramen is also fastidious. Traditional table etiquette teaches diners not to make noise when eating, but if it is used to eat Japanese ramen, it is rude to suck noodles hard and make a sound when drinking soup is the best appreciation for the store.
In addition, most people usually think that salad is an appetizer when eating in an Italian restaurant and eat it as soon as it comes up. Some people think that the pasta is too long to bite, so they cut it with a knife before eating it. This practice is not in the flow. The spaghette must be rolled with a fork, dipped in the leftover sauce with bread, and leave the salad until the end. This is the authentic "Italian way of eating".
The correct way to eat burritos is even more unexpected. In the eyes of diners, burrito, as the name implies, is to roll all the ingredients in the cake and wrap them before eating. In fact, Mexicans do not completely seal their mouth when they eat, and the filling inside is clearly visible.
If it's hard to eat curry rice with chopsticks, it's much more comfortable to eat it with a spoon. Wrong! Throw away the tableware. Indians eat curry with their hands. The correct way to eat is to grab a mouthful of rice directly with your right hand, slightly arch your fingers in the shape of a spoon, and then push the food into your mouth with your thumb... How can we say that India is a cheating nation? A motorcycle can carry more than a dozen passengers, rely on hands to eat (also in modern times), rarely take a bath, ignore waterworks, can make flying cakes, and dance cobras...
In fact, there are not many people eating with their hands now. The first issue is hygiene, but India has always been a magical country... Do you think you will wash your hands after going to the toilet? Ha ha.
In addition, there are also some strong Chinese-style "Italian barbecues". Yes, they are iron plate grilled squid... As a seductive crime, the food with a big movement of the index finger is often found around universities and near the community. It uses a few squid whiskers as bait, supplemented by a large number of potatoes and onions, stir-fried with sesame oil, decorated with coriander, green onion and garlic, and is dedicated to diners...
What is the most intelligent among invertebrates? Yes, it's still an octopus. Since Lin Xiao once swallowed a live octopus and was climbed to his throat with his tentacles, he vowed never to look at it again.
I'm tired and don't love~~
In addition, prostitutes are also very developed here, and call girls standing on the street can be seen everywhere. The ancient Egyptians did not pay so much attention to etiquette and shame (otherwise, there would have been no epic blockbuster of hundreds of people such as Cleopatra), and they were also ignorant of various diseases that could be caused by chaos. In addition, there were no entertainment programs at dark. Where can they vent their excess energy? You know~~
Not long after walking, Lin Xiao saw a reed-woven straw mat hanging on the door, with a wooden board standing next to it, with a line of ** advertisements written with charcoal:
"Sexy is capricious, and the scale is up to you~~"
In the history of China, prostitutes were sold on the street, and they could do nothing but XO. Prostitutes are full of blowing, playing and singing, such as Su Xiaoxiao in the Southern Dynasty, Li Shishi in the Northern Song Dynasty, Liang Hongyu in the Southern Song Dynasty, Liu Rushi in the Ming Dynasty, Chen Yuanyuan, Du Shiniang, Dong Xiaowan in the Qing Dynasty... So it's not a shame to marry a * home. If you are a famous prostitute, it will be a good story...
In short, prostitutes are today's prostitutes, and prostitutes are today's stars.
For example, Taylor Swift, a famous American country singer, wrote 371 songs about her ex-boyfriend after 84 relationships. 279 of these songs entered the billboard singles chart, 16 ex-boyfriends went bankrupt due to their reputation, 52 had suicidal thoughts, 23 had committed suicide, and 8 successfully committed suicide.
Although it is comparable to a bus, it can't stand people's reputation. It has won various awards, and it has a lot of gossip and reputation.
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Lin Xiao looked at a sigh. A few days ago, the two sides rolled into a ball, and a few days later, the two sides formed a ball under the bed. One day, husband and wife have a hundred days of kindness, and overnight lovers are divided all over the world~~ Although you can stand at the moral high ground and despise this profession, starting from materialism: there is the truth that things exist.
In ancient times, there were 360 professions that could be passed down to the present and last for a long time. How many occupations were getting thicker, bigger and harder?
Saints don't die, and the thieves don't stop. Human beings are immortal, and prostitutes are endless~~
Clothing, food, housing and transportation, according to Freud's pursuit theory, followed by spiritual pursuit. This time, Lin Xiao saw a man who was bare on the ground to solve triangle puzzles, and a man who juggling with two iron balls. What made Lin Xiao speechless was that a thin man with a scarf wrapped around his head and a thick white Hada suit rode a little donkey~~
"I have a little donkey that I never ride. One day, I rode it to the market with painstaking efforts. I was very proud of it with a small whip in my hand. I don't know why I fell into mud~~"
Lin Xiao said, "I hummed unconsciously. Could it be that this guy has the 'death' aura of Crayon Shin-chan?"
A young boy in a red coat and yellow shorts appeared in a trance, with a potato-like face and a pig's waist, and a strange thick and black eyebrows. He rhythmically shook a pair of thin twinkled calves and made a few rather obscene laughter from time to time, dripping a few translucent saliva. ..... Youth is good, and brain-damaged can also be explained by innocence. I'm naive, so innocent~~
Thinking that she might be assimilated by Afanti's "killing brainless halo", Lin Xiao couldn't help shivering. If a super bad little kid who likes to fart dance, likes to roll around with his underwear on his head, learns to raise his right hand and laugh all day long, and emits dynamic light waves... Sister Qin Yu must not hesitate to "cuck" herself, right? The future of life is really dark.
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In fact, after a night and half of observation, Lin Xiao has had a certain understanding and guess of the City of God in his heart.
There is no doubt that this is a hodgepodge world that has never appeared before. The master arranges characters from different time and space with different values, giving them a new back/scape identity, but retains the original personality, such as the 210 IQ of primary school student Conan, such as the openness of big loli European and American women, such as the impulse bloodthirsty of vampire werewolves...
The handover of tasks here is no longer dominated by coercion and difficulty, but mostly tests people's logical thinking and cognitive judgment. From this point, it's quite similar to Assassin's Creed 4, where Edward looks for pubs on different islands and then plays some physical and mental games~~
Looking back, the domination is actually quite hard. The military rank game with short content and strong rhythm, the forced main task of killing, arbitrarily exploring and excavating the real world, exploring the truth that has disappeared in the long river of history, mastering the power of magic and technology, and leading the local customs of slightly different time and space. ..... Without the sword of death hanging over everyone's heads all the time, Adventurer City is undoubtedly a paradise for carnival.
Lin Xiao has not speculated about the existence and meaning of the city. Unfortunately, in the world that follows the law of the jungle, everything has only one basis, which is strength.
You are working on selling cabbage, but you have to worry about selling *. Why bother?
The arm may be a car, but the ant can't stop the elephant anyway, and the gap between the two sides cannot be reasonable.
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Therefore, according to the groped habit, Lin Xiao quickly found a place to earn evil value: street philosophical debate.
Similar to the combination of chess stalls and Lantern Festival lantern riddles on the streets of the Great Heavenly Dynasty, mainly to make money, supplemented by games.
After reading for a moment, Lin Xiao chose the third question...