Chapter 048 The fun of the girl
"I talk about juvenile madness, cure kidney deficiency, and do not contain sugar. Jin hat Diao Qiu, thousands of riders use King Kang. In order to report the Qingcheng follow the imperial guard, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. The wine chest is still open, watermelon frost, happy man. In the cloud, three gold glucose. He will pull the bow like a full moon, looking northwest, King Adi. Ten years of life and death, Hengyuanxiang, sheep and sheep. At night, I suddenly returned to my hometown and learned foreign languages, New Oriental. Without saying a word, it's healthier to wash..."
"Where is no grass in the world, why do you fall in love with a flower? - there are so many men in the world, why do you have to like a woman!"
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The above also belongs to the category of small freshness~~ I won't say more violent.
Yellow jokes, brain teasers with pits, endless language traps, and the endless complaints... Jasmine is very curious about what kind of living environment, what kind of education level, and what kind of social circle will make Xu Le such a "five talks and four beautiful young people".
She vowed that even in this strange and non-mainstream place that dominates the city, she has never seen such a superb person as Xu Le - such a pure and shameless person!
"Ah, I'm going crazy!" Molly opened her mouth and bit Xu Le's shoulder fiercely. What I gave back was Xu Le, a bitch who was extremely shy and screamed:
"Murder of my own husband~~"
"Shameless! Bbit!..."
The two fell at the end and did not attract much attention from others. After all, let's not say that it's common, at least it's not surprising. Instead, Jasmine was a little shy and loosened her mouth and said viciously:
"If you talk so much nonsense, I will turn against you."
Xu Le said warmly: "Gongjin, please whip me gently~~"
“......”
Under the stern gaze of Molly, Xu Le finally closed his mouth. However, it didn't take long for the original shape to be revealed again.
How about it? Isn't it boring? Let my brother relieve my fatigue for you. Haha, you must follow my thoughts.
The dull atmosphere, the dead environment, and the ashes that will never dissipate are like a big stone pressing on their hearts, making people breathless. Although Xu Le has a lot of nonsense, once he shuts up, it is a little difficult to overcome this empty and quiet atmosphere.
(It seems... It's not that annoying.)
"Hmm." Molly tried to lean against Xu Le's arms, and her movements were a little intimate, as if she didn't notice it.
"My cousin asked me a question the other day. I don't know how to answer! I think you must be a top student. Come and give me some advice.
"Your cousin? What can be done?"
"He asked me, my cousin, I do eye health exercises at school. There are two classmates in front of me, one is a demonstration and the other is supervised. The demonstration asked us to follow him. The supervisor won't let us open our eyes. As soon as I look at the demonstration, I will deduct points. What should I do?"
Jasmine: "..."
"Can't this work?"
Molly was amused by Xu Le's words and hummed without saying anything.
Maybe there is not much ink in Xu Le's stomach, but there are many of these messy things - in the process of taking the girl, the most memorable thing is the shy and hazy years~~
"Then ask you another question. Have you ever drunk yogurt and often break the straw and can't poke it in? Do you know its tips?"
"Hmm?"
"At this time, you'd better calmly take out the straw, and play with it in your hand for a while. Don't look at the yogurt with your eyes, pretend to be nothing, and then poke it when it doesn't pay attention!"
"Haha..."
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Xu Le: "Have you seen Journey to the West?"
Jasmine: "I've seen it! It used to be free every winter and summer vacation.
Xu Le: "Do you know what Journey to the West is?"
"What?"
Xu Le coughed, his voice was hoarse and low, and he said slowly:
"If you look at the Journey to the West upside down, it is actually more wonderful. Buddha sent four masters and apprentices to take eight heavenly books and little white dragons to the Eastern Tang Dynasty to preach. On the way, they met all kinds of monsters. They fought back/tai and found that they were all back/tai. No matter how evil they did, they would not be punished. Bajie and Sha Monk felt that it was too dark, but one of them hid into Gao Laozhuang, and the other got into the Liusha River, and only Wu Kong insisted on justice and killing demons all the way to escort the master to preach.
"As a result, the heavenly court couldn't stand Wukong and reached an agreement with the Buddha - we can guarantee that Tang Sanzang will be safe to Chang'an, but you have to deal with the Monkey King. The Buddha agreed. Under a conspiracy, Bai Long was seriously injured and fell into the mountain stream. Wukong was defeated and was pressed under the Five-Finger Mountain, while Tang Sanzang However, he abandoned the Monkey King and came to Chang'an alone. After teaching in Chang'an, he was awarded the title of royal brother, enjoyed the glory and wealth, and died.
"After 500 years, Wukong finally escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain without saying a word and turned the heavenly court upside down. The heavenly court was forced to promise to turn Zhu Bajie into a human body and become Marshal Tianpeng, and Sha Monk was awarded the curtain general, as long as long as they could kill Sun Wukong. In the end, Wukong, who was frustrated by his brothers, went to find the Bodhi ancestor to solve the puzzle. Then he sealed his cultivation, threw the Ruyi golden staff into the East China Sea and turned it into a sea god needle. He returned to Huaguo Mountain, accompanied the monkey and grandson to spend his ordinary life, and finally turned into a stone on the top of Huaguo Mountain~~"
Jasmine: "..."
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Xu Le: "Have you learned "Silent Night Thoughts"? How to translate?
Molly blinked: "It's probably homesickness!"
Xu Le hummed and said:
"The translation is like this: a girl named Mingyue in front of the bed has been stripted, and her skin is as white and tender as the white frost on the ground. Looking up at the bare moon girl, she lowered her head and couldn't help thinking that her wife was far away from her hometown. And its appreciation should also be like this: this poem reflects the contradictory mood of the poet, as a normal man, working alone in other places, looking for flowers and willows.
Jasmine: "..."
Just as Jasmine thought, almost no one knows why Xu Le can keep so many boring but interesting things in her mind.
It is these boring but interesting things that can sometimes make the tired self and the sleepy self feel a little simple and relaxed.
Life is actually a very heavy topic. We can't change, but we should learn to have fun in suffering and not be bound by sadness and decadence.
Fortunately, Xu Le has mastered a lot of ways to make his life full of fun.
...... The girl is also one of them.
Turn back to Lin Xiao's perspective.
As mentioned above, the monsters in the Silent Hill are endless. In fact, the vast majority of the supernatural horror world cannot be smoothed down by many people.
Although Lin Xiao learned great alchemy from his master, he did not have the ability to refine the whole Silent Hill world. So from the beginning, he planned to act separately and take some extreme measures...
At this time, he has come to the source of the most terrible evil in Silent Hill, Xigang Hospital.
Although the structure of the hospital corridor in front of us is no different from the real buildings on the ground... the depressing atmosphere, dull air, and the complete darkness all show that this is the source of terror.
With the help of the strong light emitted by the waterproof LED flashlight in his hand, Lin Xiao explored little by little. He was even a little curious. The dark red wall was slowly twitching and gently touched it with his hand, and there was a sticky and warm feeling. If it hadn't looked like a hospital, Lin Xiao would have almost doubted whether he had entered the body of a creature, and he is now touching the internal organs of this creature?
"Well, this should be the bottom floor of the hospital, that is, the first floor... Alyssa's intensive care unit is in the upper left corner of the sixth floor of the top floor... Then, I should find the stairs..."
The stairs of this hospital are not far from the main entrance of the hospital. Lin Xiao quickly found it. The process was very smooth. Lin Xiao did not even meet any weirdos. Of course, this is not a good thing for him, because his real goal is not to be an exorcist. If possible, what he hopes most is to complete his first-hand layout before he comes into contact with the demon Aretha.
Looking at the dark stairs that can't even be penetrated by light at the end just a few meters away, Lin Xiao shook his head and smiled bitterly. What else can he do? Even if he knows that this place is extremely strange, can he turn around and leave... Don't say that, the previous hard work will be ruined, even if he can Back to that elevator, can the big demon Aressa kindly start the elevator again and send him back...
Are you kidding? It's better to find a way to complete the plan.
But when Lin Xiao just raised his foot and was about to step up the steps, he suddenly turned his head and looked at the hospital gate behind him. Lin Xiao was suddenly very curious... What would there be outside that door?
There is no doubt that Silent Hill is divided into "Table World" and "Inside World". After the elevator he took began to descend, he has entered another "Xigang" hospital. So what will be incredible outside the gate of this hospital?
After opening that door, will you see solid earth and stone? Or the endless darkness? Or is it simply a hell of blood and magma?
There is a good saying: curiosity kills a cat.
Of course, Lin Xiao also knows this allusion. Similarly, he also knows that it is better not to touch the door, but when real curiosity emerges, how many people can control their thirst/ hopes?
After a slight hesitation, Lin Xiao slowly opened the door. Then, the darkness swallowed it...
When his eyes adapted to the light, he suddenly found himself lying on a blood-stained disease**. His limbs were locked by black blood, and there was a bright chandelier on the top of his head. Other than that, there is nothing, quiet to death.
After closing her eyes and meditating for a moment, Lin Xiao quietly waited for the arrival of "change".
Pa...Pa...Pa...Pa...
I don't know how long it took, suddenly there was a slow but heavy footsteps from the corridor outside the door.
The footsteps are very loud and sharp. It can be judged that people are wearing a pair of high-heeled shoes, but judging from the interval of the pace, the way people walk is by no means normal, as if they are suffering from epilepsy or have just learned to walk, which is particularly strange in the silent corridor.
Lin Xiao sighed: "Well, I've already guessed what~~"