Chapter 293 Yanfu

The southern wilderness has many marshes and less fertile soil, and the climate is bad. The so-called "the sunset does not shine, and the moon does not leave smoke" is exactly the withering of the southern wilderness. As the saying goes, one side of water and soil nourishes one side of people, and the southern barren mountains and evil rivers are full of miasma. Naturally, the people here are not as rich as Kuang. Most of the legs are short, the skin is rough, the belly is like clams, and the lips are like a mirages. Therefore, the people of Da Kuang people in the southern wilderness are often called southern barbarians and southern ghosts. At the same time, they have been criminals in the southern wilderness for many years. They have burned, killed and looted the Kuangnan border, and the reputation of the people in Da Kuang is extremely poor.

At this time, standing in front of Li Xiaoguan was a southern barbarian, and he was still a female barbarian, wearing an exaggerated antler hat, wearing a beast skin jacket, revealing his breasts, and forcing Li Xiaoguan step by step.

Such a scene will definitely be **. It is what Li Xiaoguan dreamed of. Unfortunately, he is in the Southern Wilderness. The woman in front of him is also a standard Southern barbarian appearance. Her legs are thick and short. There is still a row of extremely heavy hair on her legs. Her skin is black and purple, and her lips are rolled up. When she walks to Li Xiaoguan, she smiles. But this smile fell in Li Xiaoguan's eyes, but it was more terrible than a dream.

"You, you... Don't come here..."

Li Xiaoguan stepped back uninhabitedly, invertently stepped on the wooden barrel behind him, and the soles of his feet slipped and fell on and down.

"Adult... Don't be afraid."

This female barbarian can also speak Da Kuang official words, but it is a little blunt. She tries her best to be gentle, but her voice inevitably has the dialect of the Southern Wilderness. The hard words are mixed together but it looks a little cold, as if the night bird is roaring, which makes Li Xiaoguan more and more afraid, and his forehead is sweating like rain.

Seeing Li Xiaoguan look like this, the woman was helpless and had to come as hard as before.

"Adult... I'm offended."

She swallowed her saliva, and a funny look flashed on the woman's purple and black face. She suddenly jumped in front of Li Xiaoguan, with her hands **, and removed Li Xiaoguan's clothes three or five times.

"No!"

Li Xiaoguan roared heartbreakingly, but the female barbarian was so powerful that she carried Li Xiaoguan on her shoulder and walked to the outer hall.

The outer hall is also on the bamboo building, but it is open on all sides. Anyone who passes by the bamboo building can see the scene in the outer hall clearly.

At dusk, the smoke is curling in the village, and the people in the southern wilderness are busy cooking by fire. They don't have a stove. They dig trenches outside the bamboo building all year round to gather fire for food. At this time, when they hear the pig-killing howl, they can't help smiling strangely and look up at the highest bamboo building in the village. There is a large wooden bucket in the outer hall on the fourth floor of the bamboo building. The bath soup in the wooden bucket is hot, and there is a layer of dark and sticky things floating on it, which is somewhat like a mud.

With a "plop", Li Xiaoguan fell into the barrel, and when the splash splashed, bursts of laughter came from downstairs.

curled up in the bathtub, Li Xiaoguan looked numbly at the "silt" floating around his neck, shivered, raised his head, and saw the woman who carried him out talking to several other women, and turned his head to him from time to time. The female barbarians who can speak Kuang Yan obviously have a higher status. The female barbarians in the same building are arrogant when talking, and the female barbarians in the building also look respectful.

Even if he can't understand the barbarian language, Li Xiaoguan can guess what they are saying.

He stayed in the southern wilderness for more than a month. In this more than a month, Li Xiaoguan's daily experiences are different, but he has to do the same thing.

Looking desperately at the blue-brown starry sky in the southern wilderness, Li Xiaoguan opened his arms, raised his head, and slowly closed his eyes.

The steps of the barbarians were getting closer and closer, and occasionally mixed with laughter. Li Xiaoguan's thick ink-like eyebrows trembled, "Wrath", and the mud poured down and hit Li Xiaoguan's chubby face. With the laughter of the barbarians, seven or eight hands reached out to the bath bucket, some grabbed the wooden brush, some held a rag, and walked on Li Xiaoguan's naked body with "mud".

It was getting late, and the night in the southern wilderness exuded a blue-brown glow. The deserters danced their unique dance around the bonfire. The smell of meat rose from the wooden shelf and floated away in the distance, but Li Xiaoguan's bath was still not finished.

"Is it possible that they should wash the officials and cook them?"

"Your joke is not funny at all... If you really want to eat a little fat man, why wait until today?

On the hillside not far from the village, An Bochen and Sima Jin grabbed a thousand-mile eye and looked at it with a complicated look.

They all knew what Li Xiaoguan had committed in the Southern Wilderness, but they didn't expect that his end would be like this.

In March, the Liu Kingdom was defeated, and the old commander-in-chief was killed. Li Xiaoguan led the Hu Ben camp all the way to the south, through the southern hills full of rebels, past the Heizeling with wild beasts, and bypassed the largest province in the south to reach the southern wilderness. The territory of the southern wilderness is said to be big or small. Its geographical area is comparable to that of three or two vassal states. However, because of the poor mountains and rivers, it is difficult to build a mansion city, so it is equivalent to living in Da Kuang's Fu County, and the bamboo buildings are built in the village to avoid miasma and beasts. No one knows how many villages there are in the southern wilderness. Some people say five hundred, some say eight hundred, and some say three thousand. No matter how many villages it has, in short, they are respected by the barbarian king. The title of barbarian king was naturally given by Kuang people. The people of the Southern Wilderness called their king the Southern Emperor. On the first day Li Xiaoguan arrived in the Southern Wilderness, he happened to hit the car of the Southern Emperor patrolling the border.

It was rare for the Southern Emperor to be in the mood to patrol the border, but a Da Kuang army suddenly appeared. The leading fat general held a double hammer, held his head high and stood up, and looked proud. How could the Southern Wilderness generals have any other ideas? He just thought that Da Kuang on the opposite side got the news and sent strange soldiers to sneak attack, and he didn't want to copy the guy to kill him. Li Xiaoguan was often confused, but he was not stupid. He was no longer complacent when he saw the situation. He hurriedly led a group of tigers to escape around the border of the southern wilderness. Although the soldiers of Hu Ben Camp are not practitioners, they have eaten dragon meat for more than two years. They are all energetic. The horses who sit down also drink dragon soup. They are also energetic. There are no lack of people who are sleepy horses. How can the bad horses in the southern wilderness catch up? In this way, Li Xiaoguan led the Hu Ben camp to circle around the border of the southern wilderness and went through dozens of villages for more than a month, which made the southern wilderness villages gritt their teeth. So far, Li Xiaoguan's escape has just begun, and he has also been "famous" in the southern wilderness. Few people in the wilderness do not know Da Kuang Fat General.

Fortunately, this month coincided with the Spring Festival of the Southern Wilderness Festival. The elite soldiers and fierce generals and witch practitioners were guarding the Dongshan Mountain of the Southern Wilderness, and Li Xiaoguan fled to the west again, so he was not caught.

Unlike Da Kuang, the southern wilderness is the division of two powers. The southern emperor governs the wilderness people, and the Wuzong worships the wilderness god. Although they do not interfere with each other, after so many years, the ancestral teachings have long been thrown aside, and how can they be as clean as the beginning. The person who chased Li Xiaoguan was the people and horses of the Southern Emperor. In a month, the Southern Emperor was so angry that he could not let go and borrow Wu Xiu from Wuzong. He could only pray that his subordinates would catch the "General Da Kuang Fat General" as soon as possible. Unexpectedly, the Southern Emperor did not speak, and Wu Zong came uninvited.

Perhaps it was for the face of Emperor Luonan, or maybe there were other plans. Wu Zong did not send a soldier or summon Wu Xiu. He just sent a message to Li Xiaoguan, saying that he liked his skills and talents, and was willing to recruit him. In addition to boasting good words from heaven and earth, he is also allowed to be a beautiful woman with his gold and silver treasures.

Li Xiaoguan has never been so praised in his life. He only thinks that he has met a confidant, and there is also a treasure beauty sent to his door. He thinks left and right. Anyway, Liu's army is defeated, and he can't go back for a while. It's better to cheat and enjoy it for a period of time before making a long-term discussion.

As a result, Li Xiaoguan became the first Da Kuang general to be recruited by the southern barbarians in the history of Da Kuang and even Middle-earth.

Li Xiaoguan thinks about beauty, but it's a pity that reality and imagination are often far apart...

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"His little life is also unrestrained, and there are beautiful women helping him take a shower every day. Xiao Anzi, do you envy it?"

Simajin's playful voice came to his ear, and An Bochen couldn't help shivering.

Through thousands of miles of eyes, An Bochen can clearly see those barbarians with a spring face. Even if he doesn't care much about ugliness, if he is rubbed and washed all over his body by such a woman every day, An Bochen will definitely feel that life is not as good as death.

Looking at Li Xiaoguan, who closed his eyes with sympathy, An Bochen put down his eyes and thought for a moment, "Hong Fu, I always feel that there are many things wrong with this."

"I know... For example, why does your Hu Ben camp listen to Li Xiaoguan's order? If the little fat man can escape, after all, this is someone else's territory. It's really like a divine help that he can escape for a month. In addition, why did Wuzong recruit the little fat man? And... Why do you use silt to bathe him?

Simajin said that she found these doubts as early as when she got the secret report from the Southern Wilderness, but she also knew that no matter how many doubts there were, Xiao Anzi would not leave Li Xiaoguan and ignore them.

"What are you going to do next? Go straight to rob people?" After thinking about it, Simajin asked.

"No hurry."

Staring for a long time, An Bochen suddenly smiled: "And wait for the night, I have my own plan."

Lin Feng blew from a distance, whirling, and the moonlight dispersed, passing the gradually fading figure of the two people.

With a "bang", the crow flew high, scattered the branches and leaves, and a soft smile sounded from the other end of the forest, and there was no meaning.