Chapter 13 I'll wipe you big watermelon!

"

ILOVEYOU

IWANTYOU

INEEDYOU

IFOCKYOU

You gently cover my eyes and ask me if I believe...

"

When Mu Fan came back from the company, he hummed a popular song that suits his taste all the way. He shook his head. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Zhao Tingting standing at the door and looking at him angrily. The first sentence almost made Mu Fan spray blood on the spot.

"Who do you want to fock?"

"----" In fact, Mu Fan wanted to say that I want to fock you, but he didn't have the nerve to say it.

"Who were you talking to at the door just now?" Looking at Mu Fan's stupid appearance, Zhao Tingting reminded;

"No!---Oh, I was singing at that time---"

Mu Fan was depressed to death on the spot. He thought he sang very well, but he didn't expect that people would misunderstand what he was talking today.

"singing? Is there a word like fock in the lyrics? Are all the songs so avant-garde now? Listen to Mu Fan say this,

Zhao Tingting looked much better and said with a puzzled face;

"Yes, yes--Tingting can listen to it when she has time." Mu Fan walked into the house flatteringly, closed the door and said

"I'm not that avant-garde! Don't listen!" Zhao Tingting snorted coldly;

“-----”

"Why don't you talk?"

"What did you - just - in the room?" Mu Fan's eyes widened and looked at Zhao Tingting with color. There were also signs of impulsiveness in his lower body.

"I'm taking a shower----ah!"

Speaking of this, Zhao Tingting realized that she was just wearing a transparent pink silk pajamas. As soon as she came out of the bathroom, she heard Mu Fan's mouth full of f***k, f**k at the door. She thought he was with the girl**. At that moment, she was very angry! And in a fit of anger, he came out like this. At this time, I woke up and suddenly screamed! Then, in Mu Fan's hot eyes that glanced at Zhao Tingting's body tens of thousands of times, like a frightened rabbit, he ran back to the bedroom and looked at the back. Mu Fan's qi and blood suddenly rose.

"Good boy! That's transparent! I saw it all, I really saw it! How can God treat me like this?"

Then Mu Fan looked at his disappointing lower body and ran to the bathroom very uncomfortable. Mu Fan just wants to take a cold shower as soon as possible and quickly suppress his evil fire. Otherwise, this lonely man and woman will be dry and firewood. In case something happens, Mu Fan can't help asking for it! But men still need to have self-control, no.

"Wow-hoo-----" ran into the bathroom, Mu Fan immediately turned on the shower, and the cold water poured down. Mu Fan's hot heart made him feel much better.

But just a little better, his lower body rose again, because something appeared in his eyes. It was a dark fabric decorated with golden lace, and the model had a D-cup bra.

"God! I can't stand it! I won't let you live!" Mu Fan said in pain and washed it fiercely with cold water, but his eyes were still stuck in the horny bra.

"Mu Fan!" At this moment, Zhao Tingting's high decibel voice sounded again, which made Mu Fan's body calm down.

"My aunt! What are you doing?" Mu Fan said in a painful tone;

"Come out!" Zhao Tingting shouted. The tone is extremely tough,

"I'm taking a shower, I can't get out---"

"Must come out!"

"It will work later! Half of it has been washed---"

"Immediately!"

"What are you doing? It's all wet. It's not easy to go out."

"Wet? Then you have to come out!"

"Oh, do you want your bra? Can I pass it to you?" Mu Fan begged

"-"

Mu Fan stretched out his hand to take the trembling bra. Mu Fan swallowed his saliva again and walked to the door reluctantly

"Why don't you hurry up if you know!" Finally, after a long silence outside the door, it broke out again;

"Give it!" Hearing the shout, Mu Fan, like a child who was robbed of candy, walked to the door with a bitter face, opened a crack in the door, and poked his head out.

Zhao Tingting, who was already smoking on her head, had already put on a T-shirt and jeans at this time, and then Mu Fan reluctantly handed her the black bra. Mu Fan's reluctant action made Zhao Tingting blush to her neck in an instant. Seeing Zhao Tingting's beautiful appearance with wet hair, Mu Fan's lower body swelled again in an instant. Full

"Sin, sin! Isn't this torture?" Close the door, Mu Fan took a cold shower fiercely and scolded like a complaining woman. It took him half an hour to come out.

"A big man, does it take so long to wash?" At this time, Zhao Tingting was already sitting in the living room, wearing a purple evening dress. Even if she had been with Zhao Tingting for so long, it still made Mu Fan feel amazing. The expression was dull in an instant.

"It's not your cause to wash for so long!"

"Rogue! Why did I do it? - Where do my eyes look! At this time, Zhao Tingting was looked at directly by Mu Fan, especially her chest, which had been deliberately wrapped tightly.

It's still so disappointing to put the front of the dress high. And Mu Fan's eyes stared straight at his chest. Zhao Tingting felt that she was standing naked in Mu Fan's two-colored eyes. Although there had been a super friendship between them last night, of course, only Mu Fan's animal knew it! But I still feel uncomfortable all over.

"That--Tingting is so beautiful tonight!" When Mu Fan saw that he was exposed, he immediately turned around and said stupidly;

"Aren't I usually beautiful?"

"No, I mean you are very beautiful tonight!" After saying this, Mu Fan didn't dare to say another word, because he just found out now that women are really terrible!

"Why did you come back so late today? Looking at other girls on the street again?" Zhao Tingting was like a little resentful woman, adjudicating Mu Fan, the old man Mu Fan, because he didn't take the clothes to change into the bathroom, and he didn't have high-end clothes such as pajamas! I have to wear the clothes that were wet before.

"No, I'll rush home as soon as I get off work! For this reason, I fought specially today," Mu Fan said righteously.

"I'll believe you this time. Remember to go home early after work every day in the future, and then cook for me!" Zhao Tingting nodded with satisfaction and said seriously.

"O..... Hungry? Make dinner for you? Did you move back? Hearing this, Mu Fan smiled like a flower on his face and looked at Zhao Tingting with a serious face.

"Why don't you go and change your clothes? I'm going to be late for the party!" Without answering Mu Fan's words, Zhao Tingting said angrily.

"Ao---" Although he didn't answer, Mu Fan also knew the result and went back to the house to change his clothes happily.

"Wrong! Your room is next door," Mu Fan was about to enter the room when Zhao Tingting shouted again;

"Ah? This room..." Hearing this, Mu Fan's mood plummeted, and he went into the room with his head down. Zhao Tingting looked at it and smiled secretly.

A few minutes later, Mu Fan came out;

"Let's go," Mu Fan simply sorted out the white shirt on his upper body and the jeans on his lower body, and walked to Zhao Tingting and said

"Are you wearing this?"

"Why not? This is my most stylish dress." Mu Fan looked at himself with satisfaction and said in a posture that he thought was very handsome;

"I was defeated by you! Let's go and buy you a suit first!" With that, Zhao Tingting pulled Mu Fan out of the door.

Half an hour later, Mu Fan and the two came to a department store in the city center, in the men's clothing hall on the third floor.

"Miss, please choose a men's dress." After Zhao Tingting took Mu Fan to a store, she looked at the many dresses hanging and said eagerly;

"Okay, sir, please follow me," Mu Fan also felt that it was not good to wear these to the party, so he obediently followed the sales lady.

"There are three models here, one is resistance, one is mid-range, and one is high-end. The models are all medium size. Sir, what kind do you want?" Miss took Mu Fan to the shelf and introduced the three suits above,

"Let's take this black one," Mu Fan looked at the suit in the middle and felt that he liked it very much, so he chose it.

"Okay, sir, please try it inside. If you are satisfied, I will invoice you directly." The clerk saw that Mu Fan's outfit with less than 200 Chinese coins also lost the nature of speech, especially when he saw Zhao Tingting who brought Mu Fan. The beauty of this purple evening dress can't help it. Looking at the girl a few times, the clerk looked at Mu Fan even more disdainful! Obviously, Mu Fan is a soft egg!

As the saying goes, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. As soon as Mu Fan came out wearing this suit, he instantly attracted the attention of passers-by.

"Sir, this dress is really suitable for you! To be honest, with so many visitors, this dress is the most comfortable for you to wear."

At this moment, the clerk also feels that Mu Fan is a good-looking boy. He really has a little white face who eats soft rice!

Mu Fan looked in the mirror and smiled faintly.

"I can't help it, I'm born with clothes!"

Hearing this, the shop assistant also smiled, and Zhao Tingting, who was beside her, was also a little pleasing to see Mu Fan dressed up at this time.

"Do you think it's appropriate?" Zhao Tingting walked to her, looked up and stroked Mufan's collar, and smiled;

"It's it," said Mu Fan to issue an invoice, but Zhao Tingting took the lead,

"Sir, miss, who will pay for it? A total of one thousand and eight,"

"I pay" Before Mu Fan could react, Zhao Tingting stepped forward and stood in front of Mu Fan and escaped from the credit card for a while.

"Ha ha, my wife pays the same as me!" After all, Mu Fan was thick-skinned enough that he was afraid of being mistaken for a small white face by others, so he said with a smile; then he took the old clothes and pulled Zhao Tingting away in dismay.

Along the way, countless passers-by turned back, and many more girls were envious of them.

"Hey! It's really uncomfortable to let women pay. It seems that they will work hard to make money in the future--" Downstairs and got into the taxi, Mu Fan took a long breath and said

"What, I made you ugly?" Seeing Mu Fan's expression, Zhao Ting asked provocatively;

Looking at Zhao Tingting's cute expression, Mu Fan smiled indifferently, reached out and covered Zhao Tingting's hand, and said affectionately; "No! I'm just thinking about something that your man should think about."

Get out of here! Who let you be my man! Think beautifully!" Hearing Mu Fan say this, Zhao Tingting blushed and said angrily.

"Then try it for one day, and if you are satisfied, will you continue it?" Mu Fan's heart itched when he saw Zhao Tingting so beautiful!

"No way!" Zhao Tingting turned her head to the side and pouted her little mouth. Mu Fan, have you ever seen such a lovely mature woman? At that moment, my heart trembled,

"Then I won't go! It's so wrong!" With that, Mu Fan was about to cross Zhao Tingting and get out of the car.

"You! How dare you!" Seeing that Mu Fan really called the driver to stop and then opened the door, Zhao Tingting was so angry that she stretched out her hand and pinched Mu Fan's waist fiercely.

"Ah!"

Being pinched by Zhao Tingting fiercely, Mu Fan suddenly looked at Zhao Tingting and crawled away. One hand grabbed Zhao Tingting's hand, which pinched him. At this time, Mu Fan lay on Zhao Tingting's body ambiguously.

"Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, , ah, ah, , ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

At this time, Mu Fan's whole face was attached to Zhao Tingting's chest. The unprecedented feeling almost made Mu Fan spray blood.

"Get up!"

Zhao Tingting saw that Mu Fan's face was actually sticking to her chest, and Mu Fan's animal deliberately rubbed his face back and forth, making Zhao Tingting's body suddenly tremble, and the crimson on her face was like the redness of the mountain! The hand that pinched Mu Fan's waist slipped and unexpectedly touched Mu Fan's lower body, which had begun to be a little dishonest. On the spot, the two of them were like electric shock and did not move.

After a while, Mu Fan sat down first, then grabbed Zhao Tingting's hand that touched his lower body and said shyly, "You--you are too hooligan!"

"You bastard! -----Do you dare to say that I'm a hooligan, I'm going to abolish you-----" Hearing Mu Fan say such words, Zhao Tingting broke out on the spot and grabbed Mu Fan with her teeth and claws. That scene scared all the three-legged men! It was not until Mu Fan's arms, waist and back were pinched by Zhao Tingting a few black marks, and a red mark was strangled from his neck that Zhao Tingting stopped.

The driver who originally wanted to ask for more fare from Mu Fan and others did not dare to make a sound after seeing Zhao Tingting's tough side. After Zhao Tingting calmed down and spoke out, the driver started the car again.

And along the way, Mu Fan, who was tortured by Zhao Tingting, did not change! In the driver's eyes of admiration looking at him in the fearful eyes from the rearview mirror, he said good words to Zhao Tingting, while not talking about his red seal strangled by Zhao Tingting.

"Kneading!" Mu Fan put his neck in front of Zhao Tingting with a bitter face and said angrily.

"Do you still want to fight?"

"There are traces. It's not a good reputation for you at the party," Mu Fan said seriously

"What does it matter to me if you have scars on your neck?"

"People nowadays are very gossipy. They will definitely say that you abused me!" Mu Fan said with an expression that I was thinking about you

"What you think!" Zhao Tingting turned her face away and said indifferently

"Do men always want face? Besides, if you are hurt like this, you will be laughed at by those guys who have intentions towards you!" Mu Fan said this, saw Zhao Tingting's thoughtful appearance, and then said, "I look good, right? At that time, you can take me as a shield. It's absolutely no problem!" But now it doesn't look like this to sway people!"

"I didn't tell them which prince you are from. Why do you care so much?" Zhao Tingting turned her head and looked at Mu Fan with a bitter face and said angrily

"Well--in fact, this is secondary. Think about it, if others see the red mark on my neck, what will you absolutely think?"

Mu Fan sighed that this woman was tough, but after all, he was a man, he was a hooligan, and he was afraid that he could not beat you, a stupid child!

"Anyway, I didn't abuse you, you asked for it!" Zhao Tingting glanced at Mu Fan and said angrily

"It's not this! I mean, when they see the red mark on my neck, they will think you did it!"

"Nonsense, I did it!"

"What did you do that?"

"Fight!" Zhao Tingting said with a proud face

"Where are you fighting?"

"In the car? What are you talking about!" Zhao Tingting was a little unhappy when she was asked by Mu Fan.

"But they will think it's playing in **!"

Mu Fan seduced Zhao Tingting and said

"Bang!" Zhao Tingting immediately gave Mu Fan an invincible pink steamed bun fist on his chest! If Mu Fan is still a hooligan with him, he is ready to fight back at any time.

"Ouch! Don't be so rude, okay? It's not what I want! They will think so! They will definitely think that you made my neck like this when you were with me!" Mu Fan looked at Zhao Tingting with a bitter face and explained bitterly

"Men are not good!" When Mu Fan said this, Zhao Tingting was tired. Thinking about it, it was also very possible. She said angrily

"Women will think so!" Mu Fan added

Listen to Mu Fan's words, and then look at the obvious red mark on Mu Fan's neck, his tone became gentle

"You can't rub it yourself!"

"No! I want you to apply the medicine for me! How can I wipe it myself?

"Did you bring the medicine?"

"Hm, remember the bottle I wiped for you last night, right?"

Mu Fan escaped from a beautiful crystal bottle from his pocket, and the red ** inside gave people a strange feeling,

"How to wipe it?"

"Rise your hands hot! Then pour a little potion and apply it evenly on your hands, and then gently massage it on the red mark.

Hearing Mu Fan's explanation, Zhao Tingting did not talk nonsense and did it.

"Tap, it's heavy,"

"A little heavier, otherwise the effect will not be good,"

"Hm, a little further,"

Zhao Tingting was angry after repeated instructions from Mu Fan,

"I'll wipe you with a big watermelon! There is no one there!"

Quiet, the car fell into silence again, and Mu Fan did not dare to provoke Zhao Tingting again.

[ps; Zhao Tingting is tough enough! It's easy to ride when the wild horse is tame! Everyone, the beggar roared, give me a collection, ticket]