Chapter 12 Blessed by misfortune
Chapter 12 Blessed by Misfortune
At this moment, a fluffy sound! A figure rushed out of the lake, stepped on the sledgehammer, and flew to Ye Jun with the blood-eating cone in his hand. It was Zhang Yihammer who was injured and fell into the water.
"Uh...what's going on?" Zhang Yichui's eyes widened.
The red gold carp was buried in the scorched earth and looked alive. Dozens of meters away, a charred humanoid object lay there with its mouth wide open. Her hair was like a chicken coop, and her clothes were not complete at all. It could be faintly seen that it was Ye Jun.
Damn it! Why was it struck by lightning? Zhang Yichui hurriedly took Ye Jun back to the cave!
"Water...water!" Ye Jun only felt that his mouth was dry. Generally, the coolness penetrated into his mouth. Ye Jun sucked greedily and fell asleep after a while.
Ye Jun only felt dizzy. His whole body seemed to have been burned by fire, his internal organs seemed to have been roasted, and his meridians were swollen and uncomfortable. He wanted to fart loose, but he couldn't let it out. Whenever he feels that he can't stand it, he will feel the general spiritual power slowly input to help him guide the meridians.
"Grandpa, why isn't the little brother awake?" Rong Rong asked worriedly.
Zhang Yichui bulged his eyes: "Are you all right, old Taoist brother? I made a ticket to deliver the little brother safely!"
The old man brushed his beard with regret: "Don't make any noise! This little brother is so big that he can't die! It's really unlucky. I wanted to go further, but I didn't expect to run into it!"
This old Tao is the fortune-towed old man who met in Xiyuanfang City. That day, he dragged his little granddaughter to the west and wanted to stay away from the "pain" of Ye Jun. Unexpectedly, when he saw the formation of a disaster cloud tonight, he came to see what kind of mythical beast advanced. Unexpectedly, he encountered this "disaster" and was swallowed up by lightning. Dan, there is still a trace of vitality that has not been interrupted. Fortunately, the old Taoist medical skills are good, and he finally saved Ye Jun's life.
"Old man, you won't brag, will you? The little brother has been dizzy for more than ten days, why don't you wake up?"
Rongrong also suspected that she nodded her little head and said dissatisfiedly, "And grandpa, why did you shave your little brother's hair?"
"It's good to shave it so as not to... Er, his original hair has been burned out, and it will look good if it grows more. You see, his skin has been striped off, and his hair will naturally be replaced!" The old man brushed his beard proudly. At this time, Ye Jun's charred skin began to fall off, and a large piece of tender red skin grew on his neck, but a piece of black and white on his face was ugly.
"This boy is blessed by misfortune. The cultivation of the four layers of nourishing spirit swallowed the fifth-level internal elixir and did not die. When he woke up, he was afraid that he would turn into a spirit! Is this a big bad luck..." The old man said to himself.
Lao Dao glanced at Xiao Rongrong, who was squatting on the ground and staring at Ye Jun, and sighed! Is there really no way to solve it? Ha ha, the old man is in love again. Let it be!
"Big fool, poor Tao goes first. You feed him a grain every day until he wakes up." Lao Dao handed a jade bottle to Zhang Yi hammer and dragged Rongrong to leave.
"Grandpa, don't we wait for the little brother to wake up?" Rongrong didn't follow the way.
"No, Grandpa has something else to do. Let this hammer take care of him."
Rongrong pouted: "This stupid hammer is stupid, can he do it?" Zhang Yichui was not happy and buzzed, "Little sister, my big hammer promises to take good care of your little brother!"
Rong Rong raised her little fist and threatened, "Huh! If you can't take good care of your little brother, Rongrong will ask grandpa to beat you." The old man smiled and dragged Rongrong out of the cave. He floated away, and Zhang Yichui was depressed for a while.
More than ten days later in the morning.
There was a shout from the cave: "Ah! My face! My hair!"
Zhang Yichui danced happily: "Hehe! Little brother, your grandma finally woke up... Er... Where are you going?" Ye Jun sat up, ran out, ran quickly to the pool under the waterfall, and took a look at the pool.
Damn it! Is this me? His head is bald, his face is black and white, and he can't find any hair on his face.
Wan!
Ye Jun jumped into the pool and rubbed it hard, and the black dead skin was rubbed down. It took more than an hour to rub the black dead skin on his body, and a pink and tender monk came out.
When Ye Jun appeared in the hole again! Zhang Yichui was stunned, and then hugged his stomach and laughed, almost out of breath. Ye Jun touched the tender white bald head depressedly. The most frustrating thing was that his eyebrows and eyelashes were gone. His whole head was white and tender like a shelled egg. The pink skin even the woman was jealous when she saw it.
"What on earth happened to Brother Hammer?"
Zhang Yichui said with fear, "I know that when I came out of the water that day, I found you lying there like a charcoal!" If the old god stick hadn't passed by, little brother, your little life would be gone!"
"Old God Stick?"
"It's the one I met in Qizhen Pavilion with a cute little girl!"
"Did he save me? What about him?" Ye Jun was shocked.
"The old man took care of you for more than ten days and spent a lot of spiritual power to save you! He left 15 days ago." Ye Jun was shocked: "Then didn't I be in a coma for at least half a month?"
Zhang Yichui stretched out a carrot-like index finger and stared, "It's a month!"
"It's too exaggerated!" Ye Jun muttered.
"Bear by the way, has your cultivation improved? The old man said that you swallowed the fifth-order inner elixir."
Ye Jun was shocked. He seemed to have really swallowed the inner elixir and hurried to look inside. The aura originally stored in Dantian disappeared, and it was a spiritual sea. As soon as his mind moved, a spiritual power flowed out of the spiritual sea. Ye Jun tried to transport this spiritual power to the palm of his hand. The spiritual power flowed to the palm of his hand, and a cloud of light lit up in his right hand.
Ye Jun said, "Brother Hammer! Is this... Am I a spirit?" Zhang Yichui's eyes almost fell out! A punch on Ye Jun's chest!
"Good! You are really blessed by misfortune!" Ye Jun smiled sillyly and said, "Ha ha... It's a spirit! This is Hualing. I can practice driving things!" Zhang Yichui also had fun with him! The two of them giggled and couldn't say it was weird!
"Brother Hammer, what should you do if I swallowed the inner elixir of the red silk and golden carp?" Ye Jun just woke up.
Zhang Yichui waved his hand carelessly: "If you eat it, eat it!" Anyway, I just want the red and golden carp! Neidan should be given to the little brother!"
Ye Jun asked puzzledly, "What's the use of this golden carp?"
"I don't know about this. I heard that the head is going to use the red and golden carp to refine the elixir. It seems that the mountain guardian spirit beast is going to advance!"
"Do all six factions have mountain protection beasts?" Ye Jun asked.
Zhang Yichui wiped his nose proudly: "You think the spirit beast is a cabbage, and it can be sold everywhere!" Among the six major factions, only I, Zixiao Palace, Huanjian Pavilion and Lian Xingzong have mountain-protecting spirit beasts." Ye Jun's interest was aroused, and he hurriedly asked what kind of spirit beast it was.
Zhang Dachui had a chance to show his face again and rolled up his sleeves: "The mountain protection spirit beast of the Ring Sword Pavilion is a silver-backed sword feather crane, Lian Xingzong is a shining unicorn beast, and our Zixiao Palace is a purple electric gold eagle."
"Wow! What a awesome name! I don't know which one is more powerful? Ye Jun yearned and said, "If one day everyone drags out, it will be wonderful!" Zhang Yichuk cracked his mouth like a toothache. Do you think the spirit beast is a dog? If you like it, drag it out to fight.
"Brother Ye, since you are all right, let's go. It has been delayed for a month. Brother Cui will definitely scold me when he sees that I haven't been back for so long," Zhang Yichui scratched his head and said.
Ye Jun nodded with shame! So Zhang Yi beat out the hammer, and the two of them galloped towards the Red Rock Peak. In the evening, the two arrived at Chiyan Peak.
"Is this Chiyan Peak?" Ye Jun looked at the towering peak in front of him.
This red rock peak has a radius of dozens of miles and is as high as 1,000 meters. The trees are lush from the foot of the mountain to the mountainside, but the top part is bare, revealing dark red rocks, like being burned by fire. A majestic building sits on the top of the mountain, looming in the clouds.
"Little brother, I'm going up the mountain to report the Lord about the demon clan! Are you going up the mountain with me? Zhang Yichu asked.
Ye Jun shook his head. He had to enter the Yanhun Hall by himself!
"Okay, I'll wait for you at the foot of the mountain for a day after reporting. If you can't enter the Yanyun Hall, I'll take you back to the Zixiao Palace. My sledgehammer also asks the master to accept you as an apprentice, but Sister Yuan's words are much more useful than my sledgehammer."
Ye Jun was greatly moved: "Brother, I will definitely become a disciple of the Yanhun Hall. When I can fly, I will go to Zixiao Palace to visit you, and my sister in purple."
"Good! It's a deal!" The two of them clasped their high-fives and strode into the mountain gate. Ye Jun wandered for a while before Shi Shiran walked to the mountain gate at the foot of the mountain. A disciple in his twenties came forward to stop Ye Jun and looked at Ye Jun up and down with a smile: "Bloof boy, what are you doing here?"
Ye Jun was stunned, touched his bare head, smiled and said, "This brother, I'm here to ask for a teacher."
"Do you have any specialty?" The disciple asked a little unexpectedly
Speciality? Ye Jun said blankly, "Do you want to be a teacher and have a specialty?" The disciple's face pulled down! He said coldly, "It's refining medicine, refining equipment, and some other things, proportional planting..." Ye Jun was stunned. He could only make tea!
"Come with me!" The disciple despised. I followed the disciple to a venue. Shit, there was a surge of people on the venue. There were men and women, old and young, lined up in two lines, one with more than ten people, and the other with hundreds of people.
The disciple curled the corners of his mouth and said, "Oh! There are so many wonderful people coming here to sign up every day. Let's queue up!" Ye Jun sweated wildly and walked to the young people's team. The disciple stretched out his hand to stop him and pointed to the long line of hundreds of people and said coldly, "Those are all people who have no specialty. You can line up."
Ye Jun walked to the back of the large queue. In front of him was a 60- or 70-year-old man, and Ye Jun sweated again.
"Old man, do you still come to worship at such an old age?" Ye Jun accosted.
The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Can't you pursue it when you are old?" Ye Jun touched his nose and said, "Uh... So you always want to cultivate immortality for immortality?"
"You think everyone is as tasteless as you! Of course, it's for chivalry and righteousness to help the world!" The old man said righteously.
Damn it, it's shameless!
The old man squint at Ye Jun: "What do you want to cultivate immortals?"
Ye Jun's face was neat and he said righteously, "Be chivalrous and righteous, and help the world"
"Gone a fart! You are smooth-skinned and slippery, and you look like a second-generation ancestor!" The old man has seen through you for a long time. Shit, this old man is so dragging!
"Aha! The old man joked," Ye Jun laughed.
The old man glanced at Ye Jun contemptuously and said, "However, when the tester asks you, the answer will be right!" Ye Jun said unexpectedly, "How do you always know?"
"He asked this every time. When I first came, I answered 'Elongevity, the wind does not fall', but he failed to be selected!" The old man's face didn't turn red. Ye Jun sweated. It's not the first time for this dragging old man to come.
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While Ye Jun was talking to the old man, a pair of bright big eyes were staring at him fiercely, looking like a bitter hatred.
"It's really a place to break the iron shoes without any effort, shameless guy! I thought that if I took care of a bald head and shaved off my eyebrows, I wouldn't recognize you? I finally hit my hand!" This person was the woman in red who bumped into Ye Jun taking a bath.
She waved to a disciple who maintained order in the square. The disciple's eyes lit up and ran over. The woman in red whispered a few words to him. The disciple looked strangely at Ye Jun, who was talking nonsense with the old man in the distance.
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"The so-called seven beauty of immortals are: the condensed snow of the Leng family in the four major families, Yuan Ziyi of Zixiao Palace, Zhao Xiaojun of Piaoming Peak, Zhao Xiaoyi sisters, Mo Min of the Mo family, Long Linger of the Long family, and Yan Yuner, the daughter of the owner of Yanyun Hall..." The old man said proudly.
Ye Jun heard the ranking of the fairy seven beauties for the first time. What surprised him most was that Linger's sister was also on the list. Bai Xiaozhen, a *** person, even rated the 15-year-old little girl. In addition, the sister in purple actually ranked second. I don't know how beautiful the first place condensed snow is?
When the old man saw that the people around him were pricking up their ears to listen to him, he said proudly, "It's not that I made it up indiscriminately. This is the authoritative list published by 'Baixiao Zhenren'. It is 100% persuasive!"
"Why does that condensed snow rank first? Do you want me to say that the Yun'er girl in our Yanyun Hall is the most beautiful? That day, I saw it with my own eyes at the foot of the mountain. I was dressed in red, which was beautiful. It was simply sinking that fish... that fell... what bird. Anyway, all birds have fallen!" Next to him, there was a tough man who rushed to the road.
Ye Jun's heart thumped, and there was a bad feeling.
"That's it! That's right! I also saw that Miss Yun'er flew over my head with a red flying sword, and she smiled at me! I was so excited that I didn't sleep well for three days and three nights! I want to join Yanyun Hall just to pursue Yuner's sister." Another nymphomaniac said.
"It's just you! Save it, Miss Yun'er likes a handsome and beautiful teenager like me, a humane who looks like "Brother Chun".
"..."
Ye Jun blurted out, "Is that Yuner girl's chest big?"
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